The evening world. Newspaper, April 17, 1906, Page 13

Evenin ¢§ World’s Says the HIGH-BROW. \ By Martin Green. od Ba ts who wer dare getting cold OOKS as though a lot of our emin Maxim Gorky to muste when he first feet," remarked the Low-Brow. “A majority of our local ons Iilgh-Brow, “are underdone. Also many ¢ are married. A woman married to a Socialist may stand for he and’s opinions about the tights of property and labor, but if she gets an {dea that advanced So- stallsm would warrant papa in elving her the run when she begins to get a little on the fritz as to looks, It 1s a caso of the Socialists circles ‘nowlng papa no more. “No doubt Gorky feels ilke a man invited to partake of refreshments with a kind and fascinating stranger and waking up to find that he has inadvertently partaken of an assortment of knockout drops. Gorky’s So- clalism is about a mile ahead of the procession and still going some. Ho 4s an atheist and looks upon a lot of moral law,as foolish harness {m- peding the progress of the human race. “A wife is merely an incident in the life of a Soctalist of the Gorky, stripe. There is something about this advanced Socialism that makes a man who has the bug want to throw the woman who bore his children Into the discard and call for a new deck. Our dilettante Socialists of New York haven't been put through the d degree as yet, and if thelr wives have anything to do with it fenv of them will. “Rey. Dr, Herron, when he ling minister of the gospel out 4n Iowa, had a cheerful little red-headed wife who worked night and day expiained the ey tuted th Socin nt } to help him along. He co: he ad ed Soctalism microbe and an affinity about ¥ was worth a couple of hun- dred thousand do wife anfl married the affinity + hot copyrighted. Jack London, the ur unequal laws and his wife coincidentally.” “SAdvanced Socialism for m!{ e," declared the Low-Brow. “I dare * whi High-Brow, “to make that splel in the bosom of your family.” ee MOTOR LIMERICKS. By Helen Stilwell. in a ceremo: author, gets tired of the While speeding one time On the road saw a dime, ‘Dried to get tt and busted his neck. ado all hts with care; He put through a deal, it of young Sparking Plumy:- A man who speot Has a cur that just tr Ol4 Mr. Te And he Is no CONCERNING WINKS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. quired the ed at a girl hia office ¢ raany of and thas rranenn {nformation tying Ile ted at our few too hastily it agfears, to be meaningless coquetry instead Yor to its beloved, as The © of a humorous sfimtion y us all, It has tts place m a thing too frivolous to where speech {6 tmp in the coquette’s ar: convey the tender ‘8 can only be humorous else he becomes ridiculous, Therein Mes or Very often his one's self one's larly to a The wink ts smothers the laugh one his spect aad {ft the tnautrer af! r the less famtitar meanings attached to t will ask any one of a dozen dentzens of Twenty Street In the afternoon he may find further enlfy! nentethan a mer theorist such as I can give him. An anxious swain sent mo the other ny a section of an envelope addroseed in the handwriting of his bel asking me to tell exactly what meaning the angle of the stump con erhapa a dozen similar Inquiries reach the of- fice in the course of n week, und they always minke me feel as {f my sentimental eduration had been sadly neglected. SE ey bye BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. At the Ball. {¥ generally a fool for aoc: clst aid from a woman, H Dear Botty: Hog fnan- . Cutise to Worry than you, ek F you go to a ball with a young gen- r 798.8000 & De mtn « youne een-| He Can't Kiss Her, the next dance, Js it proper to Tefuse | Dear Hetty: the necond because you came with! 7 AM in love with a young girl who the first? f. 13. says sue loves me. But when 1 tried to kiss she pushed mo away, although eho was not angry. Kindly let me know why she does this? 4. 8, has no Certainly not, Your escom right to monopolize you, She Gave Him Her Money. Dear Betty: | AM a young girl twenty-four years of | 1 Bocause she is a wise young person. They Had a Quarrel, age, and have kept company with a young man for the Inst ‘eighteen | Dear Retty: months. He seems a& very goo! AM a young man twenty-three Young man, as ho 1s loving, truthful'and| | yeira o¢ age, and have team hosting Company with w young Indy of about t whe age for one year, I been Koln with her for about thre chs when we had a quarrel, About Ono woe ap! after we parted she was out other young man whom I tne to her. We have made up omo ga Tuesday Ma 2 HE BRAVE: He Deserves the Fair, a ime, April dy 2Y I F. G. Long. b MR. NUNBUT, T \iDEA oF A GRicHT CG — ma UCONVERSAT. TONAL a | How Cever!| [CHARMED To MEET} You =It's Such i A SMALL TIMES oh (SINCE -I SAW {uy Sake Ss THE GIRL FROM KANSAS. By Alice Rohe. wedding bad form rin suys she ts going ling presen’ s arrived a d le in the hat money. that knocked a} As for @ spring ‘Twenty mad to think of ¢ ret. makes hi clothes she car than tt eve ing to havo spring in the Joyous clothes, nothing but notes for wedding presents “Francina ts wedded to he says the woret part of present business {5 that she'll any returns. It doesn’t p, ded to your art if looking | for housefuralshings, a says if the thing keeps up, though, she's sim- ply going to send out cards just tie game and get her studio fitted up, she can't have spring clothes she might as well get something out of her ox- penditure, “If people mugt get married why wan't they walt “ttl overybody gots their spring clothes?” HINTS FOR Miroton of Beef. FEW slices of cold ronst meat, three ounces of butter, ealt and Pepper to taste, three onfons and half a pint of gravy. Slice ns and put them Into a tryingpan with the cold meat and Dutter. Place over the flre and keep turning and stirring to prevent burning. When pale brown add the gravy and a ing, let tt almmer for a few minutes and serve very hot. This dish 1s excellent and economical, Dolpettes of Meat. REVPARE the meat as for a hash, add some bread crumbs, enough to stiffen, Bind together with the yolks of two emrs, shape it Into small dalla, dip into ogg, roll trebread crumbs and grated oheese, and fry brown, Glaze or © with to to sauce, Ragout of Veal. | (CAN LEARN THe UIRICK IF HE TRIES. f pee Th Crane at the Garden Gate in “The American Lord.”’ an ; Bu ipon hum= ster to open Jed through Ce WTO My CLE MR most ¢ Ho may not hev hand "Sunday" ome bet- ) Hrouster to England a ballin ‘ress mutt.” It bell, and it coverel? a Broadhurst sing, amusing at times, but §. Mr, Crane kept tt ts familiar, vugorous meih- 1 Mr. Harry Blakemore gave tt ne touch of humor by his cap!- fan old nero servant. Mr. i poor curate with a. ‘iving!* that nvould en- n to marry a wilow with three c uted a clever “bit.” fough: her English Z< Trip to Mark-Twainz Land With Perry Tom Sawyer. BOBBIE AND HIS BOOKS. Weeia dean AF Tom amo ANT Soe pea een ELON Coe | William Crane and Hilda Spong, Act Il. aS AY lacked only ntlemen from North DaRotay Act Hl brogue as the ‘s cholce, and seemed on her emif, Bfas wus pretty and natu- trl, ankt two of her mine fimd a touch of CHARLES DARNTON. May Manton’s Daily Fa shions HEALTH AND BEAUTY. t Hubbard HE HOME, ~ fine bread crumbs. Pry tn by delicate bro Serve on sit white or ou veal make @ nice Prepared {n this manner, Marbled Veal. | By Margar A Skin Food. Ayer. AKA s: cold ronsted fillet of veal, season with spices and boat Into a mortar. Skin @ cold dried tongue. add it up and pound {ng to it neo welght the veal Oo @ pot lumps of the pounded ther Inyer of veal, press it down on the top to a paste, in strow in put In and again more tongu and pour clarified & This outs very pret ble, The dressed whi rabbit or turkey will answer as well as veal. Iw Spring Cleaning in the Flat. wat aie wnover told me Anything | (PUT the veil Into sitions, put butter tn 4 bolng out with this young frying pan, dredge with four} ; an until 1 asked her last nent, Do NS PSE ALL ID nad be | ry Saath aa < f Sincere. | We are engaged for tho lis | ou" renily tite she loves mo? sige and brown, ‘Take up and put into a peasy 20) at perer. ‘ : six months, and think of ny yugh so | Sie couldn't do without me She ts the] the pan os much coll gravy as you Sloan’ the. Wel ; & Far Port atin ak one tine that it he] oly one I love Le | think proper; season with salt, peppe | ish cla a and bi x 1 ht ine. \ EP teh Sena Tierousa Helo ; aie nla then | the glass. 0 dow ra Pattern No. S246 ts cut in ft oe or himself, and now I am con < Siro ay i ~ Wwe v- Warring cuecce nel tnaiey | the mravy and add tho veal Breve anid oleomy Rite steers, Ws ti ; Sa ; ; Na WORLD MAY MAN- fj that T shall never seo it agi - ing. he yood floor, i ; ji : ow to ut Twenty-ti BO ee eR Mt IcinGa OF fl Chicken Cutlets. Do over the furniture; clean tt. Ren- |“, ; ; : ontaia é tuinpe fer each pattern erdered, 1 think © man ought to make. hi EASON pieces of colt chicken or|ovate leather chairs, Retoush gold 7} Hieethee dae 3 ; hese IMPORTANT—Writo you o and address plainly, and al- wav in the world, He ix Wis! ere la no reason for thinking eho turkey with gait and pepper. Dip| chaire, Make chair covers far the aum- | Wash the hr Patterns Whyn mpecityiatserwanted youre old. PERTG UIE 5 can aye ov: Probably ebelwerceue inomnalted nutter; let_this esol! en | mar: ‘ But them. up Clenn bistke . : penn AAA ARR th very "ee ia™nosn, “OA ian with the other man to make you Jeatous, | wie meat, and dip in beaten egg and Cloan out the closets and put away epredds, wash plow covers, &a vt