The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1906, Page 11

You don't clous way to cunningly attack Brother Why n't you say ft at first? You were very well, Mr. Nags, don’t mind me, don't mind TRS. NAGG and MR- A e . By Roy L.M&Cardell. Why Don’t He Come|Right Out with What He Means tos Like a Man? cdl | WANT to talk with you about Brother V Mr, Nagg. Every family has a gent never recognizes the fact 4i too late. family has a loafer and recognizes it quick en you say? What do you m by such a rema Nagg? Do you mean ME? “Am Ia loafer? Don’t I work from mo: night, till I am so tired that I fairly ach would become of this house if I didn’t? mean me, you say? Oh, yes, you do, Mr. Nagg! You can't withdraw tho remark now. Who else could you mean? Perhaps you want to add that my mother is lying all alone in Brooklyn because she hag no us for you and won't make her home with us because you object; perhaps you mean to say that she {s a loafer. Say my poor * dear papa is a loafer, too! You can perfect impunity, for he has passed beyond the pearly gates. “$tq cannot defend himself. But, although you stand there and Men ‘his memory, he never did you any harm. And it he did borrow money fzom you, you should be proud of the fact. Didn't he gtve you his note? [He gave everybody his note, and his word was as good as his bond, and if he promised to pay people on a certain day and then couldn’t pay them on that dey, it would worry him 60 that he would start to drink nervously for weeks, “When papa died he had the biggest funeral ever seen in that part of Brooklyn. People came for miles to attend to his funeral, Mr. Grinnette, the undertaker, aaid {t was a pleasure to bury such a man, and {f he could afford it ould do {t for mothing, and that was why he had to kindly but firmly request to be paid {n advance, and yet with him talking that w: with a smile on his face for the very joy of having the privilege of burying my poor papa, you had the bad taste at such a time to protest ngains giving him a check and wanted him to walt, and he wouldn't, and it de Inyed the obsequies, and I will say that Brooklyn {s full of the most mall- clous gossips, and !t did thelr hearts good to see something was wrong, and goodness knows what they did say when they got in the carriages, for Brooklyn people will attend the funerals of total strangers just to get a carriage ride. “And yet you stand there and {mpugn his memory, say he ts a loat Say he never worked. He did work. Of course he was !n politics the last year of his life, and although he tried his best he couldn't get a positio: with large pay and patronage, although he was a aplendid yoter; but befora that he was a night watchman, and that ts why J think Brother Willi Anherits his faculty for sleeping so soundly, because papa was sald to jhe best night watchman {n Brooklyn, endfully, but that proved he was alert and conscious of his trust, because persons with evil designs could hear him from a distance and knew that he was there. You did not mean he was a loafer, you meant Brother Willie is a loafer? “I might have known you were leading up with all these tnsinuations about my poor self, about my poor mamma who fs in Brooklyn and about my poor father who is {n the other place—who 1 gone to the great beyond, I mean! “It was all your Sec Willie's cha in the dar trying to, you say? 0! my feelings! ad! Tell me you are tired of me, say you want to break up er Willfe—that ts always your excuse! ®| forgive you! Look here, Mr. Nage, at ?"* INEART aia HONE PAGES for VOMEN No, I won't fe whose blond hair {: WHERE IS THE FOOL-KILLER? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HERE are certain t 8 of the year, not necesea: T “font with the demoralizing epringde, wi We yearn we for tho Pool-Kier and chert: profound conviction ¢ would only m. sot down to fidernesa wt al population « on dogs not soare us. On the co ide and the only friends we have any use so with sense enough to keep out of Most of the ps The prospe of our soule with maple syrup, or cub the vinegur of thinly: Msguiaed envy {nto our wounds. And the vinegar feels s> much better than the syrup. For all the La Tosca tor: in the world are slight compared to the agony that may inflicted by a friendly fool In our normal moments, of course, the futtered insults, that are all the more potgnamt because unintentional, merety amnuse us, But let our nerves be the least Dit disordered and not the handwriting on the wall was as insignificant as these foolish utternnces become, ‘“Fenine ame: the humorists call them, but they are not always feminine, worse luck. ‘Our enemies male we wish for the foot-Kkilems, We can took after them ou selves. But surely the wisest recorded utterance {s "Save me from my friend: How many frionds would we leave alive could the fool-killer always appear wt the psychological moment? How long would we live ourselves? Of course wo ought to laugh when some turtle dove of our acquaintance coos fm our ear that some one askel hor if it was really true that our first couain ‘embezzled the bank funds and reletes how valiantly she defended us from tho imputation. In our porfsctly healthy moments we do laugh. But in overcast ‘qreather euch as GatuNiay, for inatance, all the ghosts of the past {neults and insinuations rise to haunt ua And ‘hen the yearning for the fool-tiller asaails once more. * Nothing {9 #0 hant to forgive as untntentional offenses, and to distrib: i these 4e the mission and occupation and purpose 9f being af re Fool, ey 0 HINTS FOR THE HOME. Meat and Potatoes, M INCE cold beef or lamb; ff beef, put in a pinch of pitlvertzed cloves; # lamb, a pinch of sum- Mer savory to season, very Little pepper some salt, and put it in s baking bat mix with oream, and apread over 7) a hot oven for twenty-fve minutes ‘The potatoes will puff up and brown nicely, Scalloped Ham. HOP some oold boiled ham, and add ome fine breid crumbs, pepper, mk, a Hetle minced parstey, and some molted batter, Molsten with milk to & soft paste, and half Al #ome patty pans with the mixture, Breakan erg carefully on the top of cach, dust with pepper and salt, and sift some fnely qowdered omoker over all, Set In the oven and bake until the ergs aro wol! cooked, about elit minulon, Sploed Meat. AKD any kind of cold rast meat, out {t into oxovedingly thin alicos of about an tnoh across, soason well, pour over !t enough wine, gravy und molted butter to moisten, place in buttered scallop shells, sprinkle bread orumbs thickly on top and place in a hot oven unt! well browned, Some sliced mouwhroomsa are a great improvement. Cold raboit, sweetbreads, poultry, oalfa braina, and different te tale ger i rough and brown the Puffy Meat Souffle, DD a oupful of tread oruinby that have heen sonked in a oupful of ot mill to two oupfule of chapped fold ment, add a teaspoonful chopped parsley, @ tabiespoontul of onfon jutos, @ teaspoonful of walt, one-half teaspoon. ful of pepper, a tablexpoontul of erated celery, Mix this well together, adi the yolks of two egim, well beaten, and pour tdorod muddling dish, Then take Jn mashed potatoes, add a Acaupoontul salt, one ouput of hot milk and at the very mat fold in the wits of the om"e beaion to a wif snow, oa pane | THe Evehing worrta’s Tome /_\ DONT SEE HOW YOu C 50 PATIENT AND GOO YOU HAVE SO MUCH To | SAW YOU WITHOUT A Sr p ~/_ 00 YOU KNOW 1 "hq \ YOURE GROWING | | | | THE OEAREST, KINDEST, MOST DARLINGEST OLO UNCLE THAT EVER LIVED ON THIS EART! Magazine, Monday HOW DYE © QLAD YOU C (TS MY BUSY DAY , THOUGH! HATA On NCLE!1 NOVO BUSINESS 1 WAS WONDERING WHAT HAD BECOME OF You! WELL,UNCLE, WE MUST BE <OING?! WE WERE AWFULLY. ANXIOUS ABOUT YOU, NOT SEEING YOU FOR SO LONGI ME ALL THINK SomycH oF J You DON'T REIN A HORRY! YOu RE =k. 5 a SAYS XOURE S74 ey ~~ > SEF vie CREATEST vi BUSINESS NIAN IN TOWN AND fi ARE GOING TO BE RICHER THAN \ ROC KEFELLERY my < AND, UNKY YOUNGER (TWO HOURLATER) QUIT YOUR, EE! SEE! DEM DAMES WAS. MUMBLING! HERE SO LONG DEY PUT DE BOSS GACK TREE HOURS AN’ NOW 1 WOR'T GIT HOME TILL S CCLOCK! AN ME HAVIN! A DATEWID MAUDIE,TOO* 1 WANT TO GIVE YOU ALITYLE CHECK, <IRLS! YOUVE BEEN LIKE A RAY OF SUNSHINE TO MEL ~ y- BEAUTY HINTS. y Margaret HubbardAyer Henna Dye. 7 R-Here ts henna i la you ask M the én- vastly be removed by soap # To Reduce Flesh. RA. J. C. B.—This pomade to duce flesh ts potassium, lanoline, 60 zoin, 2 drops. Sour Buttermilk for Face. F rmiik applied exter- . For external u fashione: nelptul For Cleanliness. souches, with cor- Got the tadlot D.—Wash the beds, walls ohairbourts and doors vo sublimate. A dilute for yourself and keep {mate away from tho ohtt y destroy pesta it the cenoral rules of cloaniiness are ob- serv Scars f rom Pimples. M.—Scars from pimples ike scars from any other os * and usually ytel tre: ment: Lanoline, 2 drams; of bintodide of mereury, 1 dram. well once a day. Honey Balsam. KENNETH D,--11 is he M honey, 4 ounces; glycerine, 1 ounoe; rectified spirits, 1 ounce; oftric acta (pure), $3 drams; cesonce of ambor- gris, 6 drops. Mix the firet two by gon- tle heat; dissolve the d in the epir a its, and add tho ossence; when the first | mixture {9 cold put the two together reotoo for honey balsam: Pure | INEW YORK THRO’ FUNNY GLASSES. CLEVER THINGS By Irvin S. Cobb. By Lowe R. Case. & man has been here 1 @nough to wean b on a rubber string and quits riding on the subway fo: a, LYDE he begina to think about joining State society. By -h ( chance to associate with the kind of people that he moved here ¢ trom, = — ‘Tho first State soctety way ongunized some years since by a p €mn gentlemen in an uarded moment an {hformal the first battle of Man: . The rs of persons from Pittsburg cause {t gaye them Moense to yell Ic Sownd and Furey pla “Dixte’ on the niusical show. AY present writ! we haye all the be able te stand unt Oklahoma and Chileoot Pass ars and sit in. The main objects of a y showing the ynoe a year. The dir to work out of the system the oratory that had be pag belate during the past twelve months. Leos Skat As 2 necessary preliminary each member receives a for of the day and date, wh'ch he displays conspicuously on ats Ireaser witl = NOW, THAT UL SREMINOS mEq] Gpeanins orf 7 K sioner Demmitair He} Maxim \ \#ard o¢ admission that he got once for a swell wedding om Iifth avenue and the cork out of the bottle of imported Cal a char that he ¢ one devii-may-care, riotous night when he was out wi! Special invitations to be present and speak ane wen’ Mark Twain, Thomas A. Edison, the Med Mullah, Paron Witte and Sim Ford. Owing to Jukes. We close return postage no replies ere received from 1 Witte on, Mriiah, Lama, from 880 to 845 tnclustye, h It Should Re Patronized by ‘Tis a brillant scene. The fit of the dinner cons bet beggara descrimion, The members, after admiring the new union Int menu, are informed by the prosident that {t ts the eve: thelr beloved Commonwealth, The toastmaster, reluct | that cost $2.85 a portion, ariwas to praise tho simpie life and | yet deficious fare of the dear-ne old State. Appropriate as th! “Historio Kansay—From the Rendor Or thie: “The Progross nt the Pure Feud Moveinent in Kontu | Tho last three hours used up by Prof, J. Henry | ceologist, oapenially brought on for this oosasion, toast on the mineral formations of Siwash and adjacent | many tears of homesickness for the old Siate are rhed | THE FUNNY PART. es | Nothing short of a requisition would eyer drag any one of them | oud State for keops. iy Fang and Mr. Ford being “The ar G Family to Ben and agitate till mingled. Sri | I perplexed young people oan ob- ote & ert advice on thelr tangled love affairs writing Betty, Let- ters for her enould be addressed to BETTY, Evening World, Post-Omice pe 1.884, New York, They Habe All Dropped Oft. ang lady Uving tn Yorkville, at one time, only about a year ago, I was very popular with all ‘boys around the neighborhood, but one one they have all dropped off. Now I would like to know how to (es my bave also Depa are an Be task meee peti again, B. T. |on the sate side you had bet Er ylea ce Study yourself and fnd oot what the 3 yhy wink tost te a vory’ defect ia. Ty must be there, About the | Vom eves DAE in » have @ co wecond matter, do ag you feel lke. he Wend . ' ting lite f. i s, ’ o) s aye a1 | Which Eye to Wink. | She Won't Answer Letters. Be Dear Betty: Dear Betty, (6 Narr Sei 1001 | BTIVG BAUM FOR LOVERS we to know !¢ I whould consent to become; Probably she ts only fooling. did, would sho not answer AM @ young man almhteen yr I know a girl wis my heart. § loved me, | York, 3 yaontion ahe prof them ex mY DON'T, CS T has chnuged, She flirts with othor | eee lt ee young men, and when L queston he +s “AA ater it sho only lInughs at me, Aa I love her dearly I wish you would | a |i navies an i vr. I want) \e you to aml ae Boss, queeune Bete | le Try to seem intereste pemon?t MG, * thinks abe.sti) qaves for me and che sith Eventing, April 16, THE “IOL LY’ G i RLS —-THE VY Win! By George McManus | I NEVER SAID. nme ntra- call 19060. . abo the end of reporters weren't x for monihiag real Now Yous y to hire there hat page n test’ 1 ould wick, but that Every WR tp trunk dig 4t cost $45), mento, I was property Was the toughest thi Pened to ‘the tougi: “As for that par her such a shove ¢ all over the sidewalk. One kod her up and tnct- his opinion of the stago Mar kind of gir, she {ts still with us, only she has be come ‘refined.’ But, after all, it's the slang and not the clothes that makes the girl, George Ade discovered three new types in his village flirt in “The {s wattress {n “The and that ne she murmured, brushing the off her dress, ‘he can be very ‘Sho was tho lazt gimt I ever knew. the Inat word of 8 stand jar iying—ehe just let | itl in ‘Just Out of College’ It ts yuth. It was too | abiity to tell a story in a few er to Aalah anything. que words that makes a char- interesting and nmusing. I once knew & property man who told about Ue prima douns of the company fall- ing in Jove with the musical «rector hon: ite iped a couple of bum netes ind elie fel) dead “I supp rn ue to play her— | has simply gone | elie thus changed | Langir grow old) playing that I'm not » a parade happens street. I can't seo t laying the dust with my » day during the Cuban war band and the tramp of sol- sdiniely threw my- began weep- In and asked, are you crying vor soldiers going to war,’ she sali, ‘that's hing to ite control my y hard work n of Mrs. the wings Mrs. Carter could see DARNTON. LETTERS from the PEOPLE WERS to QUESTIONS s to the cons Sal but such lange quantities : destroys the natural vely burns up te ra when 4 ) experimented with: urned that the mix- © acid and one-half fungous growth, and they could cure the lost salt, remulting im 1 cod, W. E. BAKER A Strange Scene, of The Evening World: my way home n uptown apart- on was attracted ny, accompanied » volves. 1 observed « on the ground window and dancing. 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