The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1906, Page 19

j > € acini, sl The rvening worlo’s ss1Ome Magazine, THE ‘JOLLY’ TRS. NAGG and MR- By Roy L.f£Cardell. mpathizes With Dr. Dowie In His Troubles. look the bargain sales and the society page and the marringe, death and engagement noticss because the help we got nowadays {s so unrell them and show them what to do, and bow to do it, the work isn’t half done! “I juet discovered this very day that h ble linen was stuck away behind and under the pubs, and it is all mfldewed, and there isn’t ything that wiil ta out mildew that I know of, fA ser- vant girl th days will give notice to quit {f you ng under a bed!—well, they'd die before mattress, while as for swe they'd do that! “and thay are so independent that you simply have to say noth! and move out the beds yourself, and take the dust-pan and whiskbroom and take ont the Hnt and dust urself! And while I was ckaning under the brass bed in the big room I found your new ¢ hat, that you must have left carelessly some place around, just ike you always do, to make more work for me! “If I didn't look after your things and put them ay have a thing lett fit to wedr! How was your hat? It was ru You know how the dog bas a way of sneaking up: course! sleeping under the bed? “Well, he had lain all over your Imning out of It and jabbed the sc hprve to get a new It's a shame to pa and yet if T pay only tw very gium! But then I take care of my the dog to sleep on and the baby to play with! “{ should think you would be more worrled about the baby hold of the scissors. He !s at my machine drawer continua cE can't keep the sci vay from him. I am s0 ald he'll fall a the etairs with them a maybe poke hls eyes out, that I worry my sick about it every moment I am out of the hou: "Of courss, I have great confidence in our famfly physician, Dr. Bmerk, but Dr. D en who has such a large practice in the Bronx, {5 a man I wouldn't have any confidence in because he has a pale yellow beard and Ido not think a doctor with a pale yellow beard 1s half as scientific as a man like Dr. Smerk, who has such glossy black whiskers and rays asks how you are with such a sympathetic alr. and the baby had pw 8 through !t, so I suppose y etght dol) silk s for a 8 ngs and don’t give them to “T suppose that Dr. Dow!e ts an allopath, because one of the papers printed his pictures, and he had long white whiskers, and if you will no- tice allopaths always wear white whiskers when they are old and have beards. “irs. Gradley ts a great believer in osteopathy, but Dr. Smerk assured me thet it wes but a passing fd, and he ought to know because you can always depend on what Dr.Smerk says, and he has the politest colored boy driving h!s carriage for him. And that’s why I say that {f this Dr. Dowle makes patent medicines other doctors of repute will call him a quack, because they don’t believe in advertising that they have to pay for, Dut, of course, any mention they get {n the papers free, if ft {8 of a favor- ebdle nature they permit {t to be printed and have copies mailed to their patients! “And {f you want to quarrel with me atiout your old hat, why say what you are got say and be done with it! “Yes, I WILL cry! Tam patie WT kind and stient ant -to-my-best; and all you do is to twit me and snarl ut everything!" “DONT MARRY” CLUBS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE President of the Bachelor Gtr! nm, who organized an assoc! en wl motto “Don't Magr; be led to the altar and, consequently, to re Club of Mount young ts about to qn. x9 untort y prone at this season of the year, and iétrates the futt’y of forming resvlutions on a < ls as Indeterminate as next yoar's weathor. furthermore, a defianea of the comm mony taken dy the feminine philosop! t evorybody ought that she tho’ old soho: hos us, of course, that everyb: cry at most’ once, put our generatior 4 all that till in certain cynical circles marriage hus sone to be looked upon as merely the necessary preliminary to Stvoree. Everybody ought tp marty, of course, and I for one am giat to read of the armytt spring defections of the membnrs of foolish association ) dedicated to eelibacy. The exaltation of cellbacy by religion ts perhaps the most perverted idea that ever entered the human brain, and {t ts quite in keeping with tt that ita chict Atving apostie, Count Tolsto!, should have married and had nearly a dozen chil- dren and grown old before ita necessity was {mipressed upon him. Thougutiess people atten exciainy on the beauty of the Uves dedicated to religious orders. But the saintitest nun that ever told her beads before the Virgin's aitar is not halt so holy aa a young mother looking at her first bom, of marriage ts the 1 cuutiful in the world. That tt seMom factortly 1s the fault of! our lmitations and no reflection on the We have simpiy hed “or Wikis tea star, wi aught in the mire, mire 1s so deep and the wagga so vhorourhty imbedded that it ts an thor tt will ever be ited from tt in future Hlumined ¢ teort 's open: question whe 1 become a Moulty in the past ané in with the res in tt astonaily signa ard as arming. a perfect rig! and discouragement that such howe Eyary young wo the belle that with the longer, st " ee Littea from the Slough of Despond and take the uphill grade at rizty miles an hour. HEALTH AND. BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Cures for Pimples. }30 drops. Apply a very little of the Jcream to each pimple until the | 8.—Try the| pimples rel be using the ore foesat! cream | fice brush, which might irritate them, for Pimples. | Pressure on Nose. only to the F. Do not Thoro are many eauses wit to "touch for nosebleed. Son.ctimes a blow ete on tho nose, again some internal ace. . And etill agin mental pross- 1 good ure will cause a alight hemorrhage, If tnedy {t continues consult your physician and he will know at once what to prescribe, It 1 small quantities, | ht enough ts ®! Too Much Dandruff. p Rat ape tig vl ry this to remove dandrutt sour the water in Timeture of cantharides, 1 ounce; . i « lqukt ammonia, 1 dram; glyce~ the leust 1s a gen- rine, 1-2 ouncd; off thyme, 1-2 dram; eral corrective and {8 advised. THe ; # 1 Hero 18 | rosemary oll, 1-2 dram, Mix ali together the f oF foxsAtl oF Recovers £Ge TORSH Greer CANONS.) | ath ale qunoda Gf water, Rub the bb HAT’S all this in the papers about Dr Dowle, Mr, Nag? I hardly hava time to and {ncompetent that unless you follow richt after ask her to atr the pillows and bedclothes and turn a} y you wouldn't e@ as much for a hat with trimmings you look WE'D neve \ OH, THINK OF ASKING LL GE YOU TO 40 70 \{ ONLY TOO THE STORE FOR HAPPY! 'T. NO INDEED! VHAVE COME FOR A LITTLE PACKAGE wa JUS) 40ING TO TAT WAS TO FE eM SEND IT! ILL GET SENT TO THE os) Lah os SOUS aH HOw w4 GENEROUS HAVE SENT You . , PS! AND KIND OF 1F WE HAD <8) you! Buy LOOK AS IF YOU OUT OF THE tar ' WE COULON’ THINK OF GOING OUT WITH YOU UNLESS WE MIND SAYING THAT L SAVED THIS SPRING SUIT TO SHOW IT FIRST TO THE JOLLY SI% DOLLARS? QUITE EXPENSIVE ACE, ISN'T IT? \\ HERES THE nt of thelr long ¢ antration y of the actor To think em YOU! HOPE YOULL. CALL of his envi or be te the spirit of the ty ing his evening's sti Ir too as « WHAT! HALF YOUR WEEKS SALARY ? YOU ADVANCE o- Dear Bett | ie i young mon of twenty and am past yee’ Chafing-Dish Dessert. B nye pa Acta ce tal is oll 8 Brame: | cain thoroughly with thia preparation phur precipitate, 6 grama; oxide of| until no further evidence of dandruff king 2 1-2 grama; extract of violet, ‘1s noticed, not a ‘swift’ proposition The girl whon parents have As to how long it : 5 [THE TREASON OF THE LADY FRIEN’S. Hour with in La ip Van Winkl evening, April 13, 1906 GIRLS —THEY Win! By George McManus ane | Ou of tho Theatres eof s0 In spite of and not a er part Mina ew tone $ lew in drend of the | Chap." wil ly ever on teattmontal pe: ine erbocker Theatre, on Tuosday afternoon. vg | The cast will consist of Edmund Broese, and ste has the effect of tn tila part— parent too exultant she wae plity “The Little Ministe her one fear wes that ahe might be at were, by Mis# " curioualy enougti, {9 now act- | 1. don. s Loftus | CHARLES & ~ once conferred that Mim Aims was to be taken [th one actress she coutdn’t “met, It hits remained for Miss Adazs to clear that mysery, Whenever Misa Loftus entered a theatre where Miss Adams was ph K, news of her arrival was tantly carried to the stars dresyving~ room. The manager hn hts instruce Mf, and he alwave stood on guard tn the lobby ready for action, ‘The moment word reached Miss Adams ehe would plan to change her performance, and Uiue perplex the unsuspecting imitatgr. Again and agnin Miss Loftus beng ap she never conquérdd, She always’ aw, a different Maude Adams, and finally avo up in despair. She said that ies Adams wna’ “‘elusive.” She was ith a vengeance! s 8 6 M i§ ETHEL BARRYMORE {s one few actres¥es who enjoy s themselves imitated. She ler 4 great deal of amuse- ro she suyeth not, Ede + sce himself as others ft comes to that, his deserts him, Clever 3 shim off to a T, but he has been’ seen to watch her Smitation ith the leok of a man attending his own funeral, If thit’—tut without ti acrome the his sorrow. sings he hurried e night to dtown kd once how he felt about fort of thi young George M. Cohan refused to answer, All of which goes to #how that it ts “the other fellow” only who appreciates ‘Mmitations,”” ILLIAM CC TF and his come terday aft + San Francisco yes Inter for Austr noon, to sail a week Charles Frotiman Mr, Collier to open to the farce by Richard in which he was so muc- his will be followed by nother of Mr, Collier's i! play through- Tho the steamer So- three weeks’ voys tally rehearsa’ one-act play entitied « ) by ©. H. ¢ ‘The Prince ited at the Gilbert mance, at the Knick- | George S. 8} of Francis Wilson's en jcompany, and Miss Marfe D. Shotwell. Miss Shotwell was formerly with the ceum ¢ any RNTON, BOBBY AND HIS BOOKS \< _ ¥ Sens 20 gecig By Charles R. Barnea. LD man Cummings had rheumatism jsnenths and $875,000 all of th E 1 part {0 the ight people, who fix up the Broadway man Oumminys ing a tonely friend mot pinings and sald: the mealing couldn't get along without a meet- in experienced eye over be an autome Which most take to learn; ehe murmured now you're going to me leta go to a c Porty-fourtn ane with me because J LETTERS from the PEOPLE ANSWERS fa QUESTIONS come President of the Beat Trade. Eaitor of ‘The Dvening W In Largest ( or ts Greater New York? WHOLE Henry of Navarre, 4s 1! fant of Louts IX, was he INQUIRER, of Navarre, | throne after the murdér pt ‘his cousin and brother-tn-t Henry TIT. He was Jeanne of Bour- reditury king of th . provinces of Navarre. ssion to the throne of France tatholle or- $16, led by His nc [was opposed by t gunization know Maye rown. He is known to IV., and was one of vd sreqlest monary nin 1553 and assassinated I bave about re and would Uke T have only @ gram- mn. LAM Yen. 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