The evening world. Newspaper, April 2, 1906, Page 13

monday Evening April The Fetal SS RE SN 2, 1900. Evening, Worlds Let 1 He con, howe “Dam af Huckle claim ¢ n bim he iz arrested.” it be understood uM He ¢ jai. one ver. righ ow “But Jack the Bear {s ¥ have ma Bear won't come He bageing gold- “Men like Jack the B cry. hoarsely. replied I a de out his hab entered r mald reoe th Steal a phonog fuck table near by. “Let us hear what you have to say for yourse) and touched the spring. machine. take ‘em This ft won't “Curse it! was agreed to. hurt, A th Sar answered FE dec phone at we that it is J ar de and no fart Even Chapter (1. ere that the Dor one ¢ Metr ared of the el Chapter 111. t-Attorney w with Chief Cl red v Chapter TV. In all the Inxurfous ease of his sumptuously furnished ba ) ments, for he was a married man on holiday, Jack the Bear sat pufiing p cigarette. Not the kind the Drowsy District was work to do for Jack the Bear, no sleep for him this night! His gaze fell upon a gold-mounted phonograph upon an onyx-topped “Please, Mr. Jack the Bear, you're arrested!” was the message,o? the| I am trapped!" exclnimed Jack the Bear. treachery, emiasaries of the Dozing District-Attorney have invaded the privacy of my apartments, in my absence, and placed an order of arrest, cafter the modern methud, in my machine An hour later Jack the Bear's Inwyer appeared at the Dozing Distr Attorney's office and offered to accept service If the case agalust his client would be nolle prossed. | The strong arm of the law can st{ll strike, but {t's padded TUISANCE au IF WE ONLY COULD! IM SURE HED TAkE ust aay CHE JOLLY’, rerege < FATHER 94 TO TAKE US To NO ABLE TO <ET DOWN TOWN AGAIN THIS WEEK! oa Chapter I. I guess T'll have to get np after i whil Bi igarette has gone out!’ Wh y. that th words we - by the Dozing Distri ttorney Dozing Di } his mo’ righ peor AND WE NEVER THOUGHT TO CRI TUQUR RUB ERS hour World ha Vases? ARE YOu VERY SURE WEARE NOT MAIN ENTRANCE WORRY LADIES! WELL TAXE THE CAB RIGHT HERE! {HOPE ALL THE BOX SEATS: ARENT SOLD! / of the elect he used tos ali The n Street ¥ Company Man Higher Up he Would find ond fr aleep, wite awa York. Jack the Bear & id the Drowsy (LET ME EXPLAIN=) CE [ina Ra \ PRL — EXPLAIN INTHE (77 MORNING! THE _) Ne THOUSHTFUL TO GET THIS CAB FOR US! { THERE ARE SO FEW S MEN THAT KNOW HOW 70 PAY THESE UELICATE ATTENTIONS! on with $1,000 4 Luckie} the Di in adding hvlor apart- ttorney smokes, for there said Jack the Bear, Devised and illustrated THE LOG OF NOAH’ DS ARK | | (Copyright by Walt AlcDouxail) By Walt MeDougall “By stealth and A ‘duces tecum,’ deuce} ‘UNWRITTEN LAWS’ ARE OBSOLETE By Nixola Greeley “My first duty ia to my own name and to the to save his father, I could not say I was guilty of dishonor and CHALMERS, QecH is the philo life? if and to deat, it ' Off stage, {3 hopstessly when the: Biood is in our plays. our noy oi one New York newspaper, whe in exchange | thrill of Bui, Murde had such & Job of It ‘Hamle He was rdteulou 3 ing_the bf q even but the nwillkht aften unwritten law that aboilslies all the others. ridiculous. or, the there Edited by HEART ana HOME PAGE, for WOMEN Nixola Greeley rs. EMMA SHEL was ¢/ and have som y hin their lives. of the yarlety he tin he in the laat ax et ¥ in Philosophy and South, to he sure, the ood and anwritten lnws" ot TON ten laws he ca i we begin to piillosophize struggle in getting rid of hia uncle, and made but a bungling | 7 brace up fellow-er or murder ts the greatest ana rom the sybiime to the ay ing people who displeased them to sec: sidered in far better form to have deaths in pody tell about them, To-day, when actual slaughter | ad form, we can't Ket to? to think about tt, tn silent breazhiessnens ax they watch Uie red relentie 4 tells Sheriff Rance of wonderful second act of ‘The Girl of th hidt by managertu flat tt ta word taboo, eal ‘And filled the hold from door to door. Thoy all cleared out, "mid tlld abuse, iden contusion Of sure. Welnare cesrneal Gnete| apm 3 mia 16 The first two critters that cere able a ‘And then the Elephant and Moose It says, Thou shalt not make thyaeie| O-DAY a sign was put on view To butt their way through to the table Got sore at ic Wi ainhdied tl bf OE Pa Hed sustiinble inthe, big ellen, whore atone eh gE; Rejore the whole admiring Zoo, Were the boss Elephant and Moose, agi Panera Reneka: fig him live will far Detter achieve the purpose ae | It read: “The Woodchuck and the Snipe At that the swhote blamed Zoo cuts loose jin earstdiatance ofsaronopoleer® | we cense to act. That {s why poor Ham! Consider that the time t ripe With yelps like these: “'Twwill take a year , (Por further particulars see Wednesday's Even- « hundreds of years ahead of his time, when killing Hectually abreast of our time, when it is both unca he cold selfishness of personal case are rapidly make ey still manage to ok» out a pitta! oxtwence, but ndar doctrine da fas, falling into disrepute.” pl is, overything, Indeed, except tn the columns ‘Smith Pe Smith, ture of my boy David. Even light, my phy ave sery our tines tm only one} and son ime, | rther we get hi 1 Or drama, | ely, when the Lout plays occur much of {t in our drama. Women who. m or Maint at the aleht of blood, sit | rip through the matters | uded road agent in the and have the greatest 22.—THE FIRST CASE OF MONOPOLY ABOARD THE ARK, Just pipe them footsies!" "1 should smiie!" You ought to charge THEM by the mile!" “Before we othera get our chance Our nails twill reach from here to France. 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Datias Well- ford ts atit! pinching himself to make He Je in the Monde Moderne | came over with somrcely a cent in his “Among Preach people the case of| ut “Mr, Hopkinson” changed all this re. Warren would be considered as| and now he's ax his audiences. io sup ery of angulsh from the RNOLD. DALY may be a bit bellies oul of a disappoimed woman, acct: A erent at times, but he doesn't the world of heartlessness, ‘I am| ‘aiWkjeltake it odtzoq chavovier hat I am,’ one can almost hear her! follow, A good story that's never been ay, ‘beenuse you are what you @re.’) printed dates back to the days when ho t Berkeley Lyceum, tition, of ariitrars 8? When tabor doe» not sumMoctently Daly, trembling with indlg: ing me? hardly to lone Woll, 1 with Mr. any volco left? It altogether, hope T do you. It wouk Smith i enough words, and then suggested that would feet better if pake-up” and into a restaurant, hour later a small party wouldn't you sorvery) stopped —coun: rightt"* 1 have ed the Wi an od the througn Forty-fourth street led by tren. baie and strug. | Jovial individc who was the Innocent Cake-walker w heardess s#0- ving a cake-walk. Th Daly, leertes, eelern. tex of a wor fetlm of # jah and ! tim, | carted the gospel of Shaw to the little Business warranted nven-|@ spocial matinee, but after the night h his “make-up, dashed bring about | eof his manager, Winchel ep and sword! ¢ the moment the curtain was tter life. and exclaimed: sito re:| "What do you mean by working me In Amertea this? Don't you know you're iMil- Can't you hear that I have You'd lke me 2 Just to get even money to utter a few soothing Daty he got out of his Half wont a ° originally announced that see | Gullbert would appear at iret DOA Wine hO ors Fisth Avenue Theatro for re oS SSMS yoonly, Friday, April 13, as a 3h : man, tt has| (ature of the Proctor Anniversary ane dubs the advance sale of seats i or t doy is so idrge that it has fo have her appear ng Baster week, | an play Proctor's stoc! pur und the n purely lo: ons more ch PTER sok *Gatlops, tra Company, wil t tour, It will be fo rick on Exister Monda, at the Butler § This will be n there, in 4 Richman and the a y with a new @ Inst produc. n In the fall Iman will return in a re- the road 0 be followed by sg woman on the way over—-c DARNTON. sore marine disasters against — -. ere jh ho Inmurande—but tt iN wall that The Townsman. I'm tired of the DA Vin tir Modol" ¢o Goodwin's Maxine Eillott, “Her Great . in prepariitg to sail fc 1 of the blossoms so gay; irrepressible hummer, the butterfly ttitting all T'm tired of the frolcsome twit unwhile, 48 Of birde as tivy perch on the trea, Mr. Goodwin has 4385) y jong tor the bustl» and glitter I's “Ho for the etty!" for me. sh for the shop windows showing ¢ things that are worthy of show; n for the cars tha y had somewh: rows it offers a cu Jan d inyties w tod tm. It will be many a day 1 © America says “bunkie doodle Mr, Ho ith laughing sowing in his wake the funny little der moves to Lew Fields's Theatre t to prolong a stay that Mannger tt fearet would be short and any- | fine fo. the city to Hack By Alice Rohe. 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