The evening world. Newspaper, March 31, 1906, Page 9

| “Nobody need be ashamed to ahow their act under a round-top a that Besnhardt hes beon ‘The Evening World*s Home Magazine, Saturday Evening, March 81, 1906. a caeaice Wear, © aacauaeareneats playing Texas with boss canvas- .s% man as stage carpenter,” “Nobody need be ashamed to ) v their act under a round~top now “Sarah Bernhardt has been play- 1X88 with @ boss canvasman as ~ge carpenter and candy butchers ‘28 ushers, “What do you care for the Syndi- cate 60 long as you can find a vacant lot inside the town Mmits? “I’ve got a scheme for a Protean stunt in which I would do eleven quick character changes — because protean sketches are the top ners in continuous just about now. “In the sketch I'm an heiress ar- | rested for shopfilting and tried be-| tore a judge. I could play the weep-/ ing heiress, the gum-chewing sales- | lady, the trading-stamp fiend that | seen it did, a little cash girl, which would give me a chance to answer | the Judge's question: “Do you intend to be a saleslady when you grow up?’ “No, I’m going on the stage to be a singer.’ “Can you sing?’ ““‘Betcher sweet Ife, and dance too. ‘d jever see me imitating iste Janis?’ VEpPcanpeLe Lert ai aes' “Yhat would be the music cue, and off I’d go singing ‘My Colleen Bawn’ , with fance. de “Then I could be the cloak model *-who had went to Vassar with the heiress who was suspected of being a shoplifter, and as the cloak model J could slip in after my exit as the Httle cash girl and tell the judge of how I knew the heiress was the vic- tim of eome foul conspiracy, because, when we went to high-school to- gether, we used to flirt out the win- dow and smoke cigarettes and do high-kicking, just for a lark, be- {./ cause we were innocent of the world and ‘ts ways, HE Nixola Greeley RT ara HOME PAGE: -, &r WOMEN “Then I could be the old scrub woman, a strong character part, and would tell how the heiress had slipped down to Mulligan’s alley when my child was so {il that it was choking to death and couldn't eat, and how she had saved it from starv- ing by sending us all a whole lot of good, warm winter clothes and carry- ing in a plum pudding in her ermine muff, “Then I woul come on as-the store detective, whom the Judge would rec- ognize as an old offender, and make confess she had arrested the young heiress falsely because the heiress Smith CUPID IN CHURCH. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE co-eds of In old-fashioned quently met in the churoh-going days » No Northwestern University are, accord- quiesced indifferently. novels the hero and heromme very fre-| village church, Within the dim pre- which she offered to share her hymn book. In these non- the religious contacts of tthe college service supplied them of the right age, and wonder we, blind furies of creation, as proclivities end but moder. ! i halt i had won from her the love of Ralph Thorncroft, the handsome young millionaire that owned the depart- ment store. “I could close the act by having some cheap actor, padded and pretty, Mustrated by GENE CARR. SSSSSSSJ Pie bb iciciebicrh rl-lelebielefeleleiel-i-1-! THE CHORUS GIRIL—By Roy L. McCardell Relfeltefefeiettetateinlnfafnfafatatatatafatutateate fefefalaiatatalal HE'S SMOKY UnoER'! THE SHINGLES! “We've got Mr. Maginnis, that cauti cus spendthrift and top-notcher of ti ght wads, amoky under the suingies about the ponies.” and the guilty party had confessed, |sacred Sunday concerts. Sure-fire “If you know anybody that’s got he would say—the cheap actor play- | hokum! What? ing the part of the young dub that owned the department store—Guilty or not guilty, Clarice, I love you!’ “Say, a sketch like that is always a “Of course I’m only screaming in my sleep, because not for mine this camping out on the kerosene ciroutt. Still, it is a good idea, and when you rush in, and without waiting to hear | knockout. I wouldn’t even bother to | realize that Dopey thought it all up the Judge say it was a planted job ltry i out at one of Ted Marks's | hisself, why it’s eimply astonishing. a lot of money and wants to go into the scheme we'll sell the idea. Play- ing vaudeville in a tent at popular Prices, with six good comedy turns, a silent act, lfke a good cannonball Juggler or a head-balancing bit, and my protean sketch to run twenty FOUR SMART HATS FOR THE 1906 “EASTER GIRL.” ERE are four of the most charm- H ‘ng hats to be seon this week at the millinery openings, reproduced from the Millinery ‘Trade Review, They are unusually pretty and will give fresh hope to the woman who, after making @ round of the shops and trying on fifty or more of the season's freak creations, ad made up her mind that whe would tmve to have a hat mage to order. ‘The first hat {s a Parisian model, | mate of plaited chiffon, draped with burntout lace and batiste large white | feather spray and pink rosea, It ts of | the most conservative shape shown | this season and one which women generally find very becoming. The second hat 1 another imported model, made of natural color hemp straw, trimmed with a scarf of the same shade and champagne-colored plumes, having roses, malines and vel- vet ribbon on the bandeau, which tilts {t well forward over the face in the season's most approved mode, A splendid model of the large hats which are making rether a hopsless struggle with the smart tip-Ulted sallors ig of pale gr roses Trenze’and terns and meeaaling ribbon, A very novel and attractive + In shape gusgests @ roll-cake not yet {StNorn Gimmes ‘with old’ rose. velvet ribbon, ‘white plumes, @ mother-of- pearl buckle and e large white atsrette. HOME HINTS. Shrimp Wiggte. ) ALF pint of cream or milk, one can shrimp, one can peas, two table- spoons flour, level, dessertapdon of butter, salt, pepper. Drain liquor from peas shrimp and add to milk and boil. ehrimp in halves and let stand in cold water a few minutes. After milk oily thicken qwith the flour and let get boiling hot, then add shrimp and péas and butter and seasoning, Put crackers tn dish and pour the mixture on them, Crackers are nice, but don't use as much salt, for the orackers are 80 salt, Serve hot. Rolled Jelly Cake. HIREE eggs beaten thoronghly, one cup sugar, one cup flour, three tablespoons cold water, one tea- spoon cream tartar, one-half teaspoon soda or one-half teaspoon baking pow- der, Bake in two long tins. Apple Snow. ORB, quarter am? steam three large sour epples; rub through sieve, ‘coot; whipped whites three eggs to very etiff froth with one-half cup pow- dered sugar; gradually add apple, and whip long time till white and stiff, Pile and Cut in two eggs, three teaspoons baking powder, two teaspoons vanilla, two fublespoons milk; add bread flour to A Differenc in Religton. Dear Bettv: AM a young fady of etehtean ani! keep company with a young man the same age. I love him very dear- ly, and I am certain my love is re- turned. We were thinking about get- ting married, but he is a Catholic and I am a Protestant Coult that hinder us from being married? “"1834."" Legally there is no barrier at all. If the young man wished to remain in 00d standing in the church, he would! have to get a dispensation from his bishop te marry you. soclety. Eimer—Papa Tommy—What 4a you do with it? the apple wasn’t much good anyway. Little Ife. Fimer—Nothin’. I fell out of bed and woke up. Mamma—I thought there was an apple on the sideboard and I was eotng to give It to you, but tt has disappeared. 1 Bred—Well, you oan give me something in the place of It, amma, ‘cause may I gend Vido-to the deg show? Mamma—No, efreia he is mot good enough. Little Miste—Not good enough! Why, he néver did anything wrong tn his Mamma—Wby, Johnny, what's the matter? Johnny-—M-my new s-shors hurt my f-feet. Mamma—No wonder, dear; you have them on the wrong feet. Johnny—W-well, I o-cant help it, I ain’t g-get no other f-feest. Boo- BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS She Lthes His Friend, Dear Betty: AM a young girl of ninctoen years, | and am bothered frequently by a young man who calls to see me about twice a week. him that T did not care never told r his ohm pany, Lecause he goes with @ young man whom I would like to meet, Now, tell me how to get rid of my caller and yet meet his friend. ‘The only way to meet the other man is to get up a Hittle party of four, tell- ing your young man tp bring his friend 4.0 escort the other girl. ee , Out of the Mouths of Babes, ITTLY BESS—What ts a family tree? Little Herold—it's a tree people climb when they want to get into eave me a bushel basket full of candy last night. SE Lorne = BEAUTY HINTS. By Margeret HubbardAyer Face Is Tender. lL L—lt your skin is sens 2 tive, do 1 too herote treatment, Use t soap if tt agre with you, and ai: drying apply cream: Oran flower wate (triple), 6 ounce deodorized alooh. 1 1-8 ounces; bitt: almonds, blanch 1 ounce; white wa» 1 dram; spermaceti, 1 dram; ol! of benne, 1 drem; shaving cream, 1 dram; ofl of bergamot, 12 drops; ol of cloves, 6 drops; off of ne- roll bigarade, § drops; borax, 1-6 ounce. In preparing this ojmerve the directions given for mxing the almond lotion, The shaving cream is a saponaceous paste found ready prepared at most chemists’ Dissolve the borax in the orange flower water, slightly warmed; mingle the wax, spermaceti, oll of benne and sbay- ing cream im q custard boiler at gentle heat, ‘Profuse Persptratton. in @ gallon of water, once a day, For pro- Jer & teaspoonfal of ammonia Spring bathing with the lotion. fuse perspiration try this: water, two ounces; acid, forty drops; compound spirits of lavender, two drama ‘Take internally [= tamresovone twice a day. Tones Down Gray Hair. ENERABLE.—A little bit of first- class blueing appiied with a tooth- brush after the hair is dreased will tone éown the whiteness of vour hatr, Tt may look a Uttle bine at fiewt, but wilt meray: tint, “Abie and Louie hasa friend at es Benuings that wires them all tho melons; but it aim’t so much melons as lemons they*ve been handed.”’ SeloielelntFlefnleininlelniielelelieletofoloheeatalelelofetetieieaietebiefals | 1s getting tired of tt. He says tf them musical publishers don’t stap dis- charging him hel quit, “We're ail excited about the ranes, and Abie Wogglebaum ani Boule Zinsheimer has a friend playing Burns’s mounts at Bennings that | wires them all the melons. | “But say, kid, it att’t eo cauch.mel- |ons as lemons that they‘we bean | handed. | “We've even got Mr. Magtontm, that cautious spendthrift and tep-notcher of tightwads, smoky under the shin- out the ponies, “He's doped out an tnfallitle plan to beat the races. He has a clgamhox locked up in his trunk with e bank- roll of a hundred fm it. Every day he | picks out a one best det in the morn- | ing selections and pute $3 fm the box on the skate. The window of his apartment fs just over the skylight of a poolroom, and he can hear them calling off the wire. He works him- setf up tnto a drensy from the ery of ‘They're off!’ ti they anmounce the winner. “If Mr. Meginnts’s horse comesin ahead he takes his winnings out of the box and says he’s that mush to the good. If he hoses he bets again next day. At the end of the mest he minutes, and close with moving pic- tures or an itustrated song would certainly capture the coin, diluted sulphurte } dab tad, “Fil sell the sketch outright or put it out on royalty with reliable par ties, but for me a leading part in a Broadway production, or continuing my card in the Clipper with “At Lib- erty’ on it. pirates. His duties is to take all the popular eongs and write others just like them. He will insist on putting in so many original bits that the firm is all the time firing him, and Dopey (Directtona for Getting Thero—Take @ rudber-neck toagon to OMnatown, crawl into the nearest bunk and tell! Wun Lung to Ught the pipe.) HTS wonderful city, hidden away tn the up-State wilds, seems to bear out in 4 surprising menner In every detafl, This morning at breakfast 1 offered a tw to my waiter. He refused it “The management of this place «tves me a good salary,” he said, “and 1 would consider my dignity lowered if I accepted @ gratuity. Since the tip- ping system wea abolished here the banks have stopped soliciting $100,000 loans from us waiters, and we ere no longer hated by the common people as bloated bondholders and ‘carriage trade, And, too, our customers can now smoke ten cent cigarw and go to the country in the summer, for they can put a littl: money away.” From a chance acquaintance I tearn- ed thet a baby had arrived in the fam- ily of James D, Pocketsfuller, the som of the richest man in Allto-the- Merryvills, I dought all the papers, expecting to read some poetry about the child, learn how much his little bihs cost, and discover how far his dollars would reach i they were piaced side by side on an afr line. But all I could find about him was a binth notice, accompanied by the good old “mother and child doing well.” ‘The hotel clerk told me that rich men ee unless deve 8 tant’s outfit. It can be launtered with perfect joase, It te dainty end charming and involves the least possible Isbor in the making. In the fl- lustretion fine Fyench naineoot ts tinished with pandings and frills of lace, but embroidery can be eubstituted dor this last it better Mked, and all the materiale that are weed for infants slips are appropriate. ‘The quantity of ma- terial required 18 21-3 yaris 86 inches wie, Pattern 6320 ts cut fm one eize only, UCH a etmple slip as this one should be found in every in- Call or send by mail to ALL-TO-THE-MERRYVILLE. twenty-atx children, so thet arrivals m exclusive society are too commen te excite comment, . $ Fy 8 8 i breezes play. When it was erected the crowd of shopping women studiously and modestly avolded the vicinity. Their aversion ‘breaks around it, amd now the beanti- fal women of the town throng the corner in peace and contentment. In one of the morning papers this ftem appeared: THE JUDGE WILL RESIGR, Being a Sensible Mam, He Ditw'e Have to He Told ‘Pwive. ht resignation. @leo oeid that he wishes would prefer changes so that he can be eent over moreucy, Adah St. Clat: Tike “thay. leading, woman”'y Jones, Was married Yast, e wi Gharlea “Walker, a po t mi of Paducah’ iy. the and soi, wi We, eat May Manton’s Daily Fashions. Wnfant’s Slip—Pattern No. 5320. 7) EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BUREAU. No. 21 West Twenty-third street, New York. Send ten cents in coin or stamps for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your name and address piainly, and al- ways specify alze wanted. Seen nce