The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1906, Page 21

= 4 FIRS. NAGG and MR- By Roy L.M¢Cardell. She Thinks There Are a Lot of Undetected Human Snakes. $6 O-DAY I had eurh a feeling, Mr, Nagg; I felt T like some one was walking over my grave! Oh, I am not superstitious, but there is some- thing in signs! “You may sneer, Mr. Nagg, but {if you will remem- ber the night that we found Brother Willie walking in his sleep was the night you lost the twenty dollars out of your pocket. “You always claimed you didn’t lose it pulling your keys out of your pocket; but, if you will remember, Brother Willie told us he had a dream that very night in which he saw you lose the monry taking out your | keys. { “Oh, don’t tell me that you didn’t have the money in your side trousers pocket with your keys, or that you carry your keys in your hip pocket on @ chain, and thiit the money was pinned in the fob pocket of your trousers. “You kmow how stubborn our family is, and when Brother Willle @reamed it it must be go. I do not see why you are not more careful of your money. If I was that careless and lost twenty dollars I would never hear the last of it! | “Why don't you carry your money in a safe place? Suppose men would Imugh at you if you pulled your money out of your stocking! Let them Jaugh! “It would be mush better If they carried their money in their stock- {mgs and £0 were ashamed of being laughed at, too, when they went to @pend it! “It might keep them out of saloons where they meet other drinking wretches who should be home with their families, too! , “But if you did carry your money in your stocking I suppose you would flose it juet the same because you never will wear garters to your hose, and @ feel ashamed of you when you cross your feet in a street car because one an see your socks over the tops cf your shoes, amd they look all wrinkled and untidy. “Leok at Mr, Pinkfinger, who is so particular atout his cocks, and | e@lways wears low-cut shoes and pays eight dollars a pair for his stockings! | No, not eight dollars, three dojlars, but It is an awful waste of money, and | reminds me of that human enake I rcad of fn the papers who clerked in| @ haberdasher’s store and then used to’give enterta!nments at night among his friends in the Four Hundred as a boneless wonder. “T suppose he did it so he could have an excuse to sho'w his silk socks, | Dut if he robbed his employer, why, what did he care? “I wouldn't trust any of those parlor entertainers, @erful the tricks that Brother Willie can do with cards, “He makes a great deal of money at the Jolly Pallboarers’ Club doing | tricks with cards. “Stull, I never could understand it, although I think you are very rude ‘when we are out haying a pleasant evening when Mr. Gatchett offers to tell us what card it was we selected, and will even go into the next room! “The way you groaned the last time he did the trick, and he has the loveliest manners, and says the funniest Jokes that he remembers out of the ne...papers, but nothing to offend anybody! Mr. Gatchett ts a perfect entleman, and it would be a good thing for you and a whole lot of other men if you tried to amuse and entertain your friends with parlor magic. “and I think Mr. Gatchett looks awful cute when he brings a rabbit | wut of a silk hat, and {t comes as such a surprise, because the rabbit is not | fm the hat. Don't you remember how mad Mr. Gatchett was when the rabbit stuck its head out from the bosom pocket of his coat before he got to the gabbit trick? “Jt was rude of you to laugh, bevause Mr. Gatchett doesn’t get pald for Yes tricks, and he is very good to his mother and a widowed sister, and has Bived with them ever since his sister's husband died and left her a lot of money. “And that’s why I say that there are a lot of human snakes, and there 4s no use for you to deny it, Mr. Nage!” though it is won- HEART ana HOME PAGE » for WOMEN nC Edited by Nixola Greeley Smith MARRIAGE AND LIFE-SAVING. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. HE sister of Ajax Whitman, “strons man" of the New I York police force, was married this week to a man whom she saved from drowning at Far Rockaway last summer. ‘This, of course, 1s a reversal of the usual ro- mance wherein a man weds a woman whom be has rescued from a watery grave. I have no doubt that in this indi- ¥idual instance the fatally will justify itself and that the rescuing bride and the rescued husband will lives happily ever after. But— I want to protest against this kind of marriage as a general thing, It's all réght to let ona man marry us, It's all right to let anvther save our Ives. But to expect one poor mortal to do both !s asking too much of human nature. It 1s, from one point of view, an unjustifialo piling on of agony, and from another the deliberate nullification of a good turn by a bad one. Most people not victims of spring fever belleve life to be worth living. Some people even among those who have essayed it (believe matrimony to be worth trying. The romantic combination of marriage and life saving is lable to upset Both these theories, and elther one of them is a good thing to have around the mouse. Of course, the novelists are responsible for this besetting folly. What are they not responsible for? ‘The vision of the young man or woman one has @ragged ashore, blue, soaked and gasping, 1s not normally conducive to eenti- gent. But such has been the novel-naker and the novel-readers partiallty for the life-saving device that the far-sighted hero of every day would be justified fm leaving an unlovely lady to her watery fate, fearing ¢hat if he didn't he would have to marry her. ‘Who knows how many lives have been lost by this unwritten but inevitable proviso? To risk one’s life in a lady's warvice ts, of course, In accord with the fest traditions, But to be obliged to jeopardize one's liberty and the pursuit of happiness by proposing to her just because she got past the life-lnes or weat @nto the surf too soon after dinner is a piece of latter-day ahivalry to mhich tt ‘would take another Sir Thomas MaXory to do full justice. ven the professional Isfe-saver 1s not exempt from the romantic exaction of a marriage for a ife. We read constantly of weddings of summer visitors ‘and the bronzed guardians of the coast who, in the performance of duty, have towed them aastiore. ‘This is not fair, and should not be expected of any one, Let us save lives tt we lke and murry if we can't help It, But In the interests of fain-play and common. sense don't let us medk to combine the two, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, ‘Soap Paste for Face. LICE BLUB—It your ekin is; very sensitive ry this instead of should be_ previous hig Oils. “Beat unl entiralyconn 8 Tonios vs. Exercise. OCY C.—Are “you st¥l taking the The Evening World’s Homé Magazine, THE JOLLY’ G OH,CAPTAIN HG [=a DASH OF THE rik 15 THAT OOF! HOW THE ONE YOU GRAND YOU LOOK“ IN YOUR UNIFORM! } WHAT BEAUTIFUL, BUTTONS! WONT THE OTHER GIRLS ENVY ME THIS, MEDAL! OH.ID MUCH * RATHER HAVE THE BELT BECAUSE K \T WAS WORN N BATTLE! Third Son, JAPHET, ALBERT PAYSON TE ———ee March %. 248 B. C. L That gave the Ape To-day the hold resounds © © * This Log Wus Kept by Noah's Turned Into Versified Vernacular by AST night, in joke, Pa called our pets “The Ark-ville navy's brave cadets.” He stole @ razor and some shears, WORE AT THE BATTLE OF THEN YOU RECALL THE FAMOUS CHARGE 1 MADE wiTH ROOSEVELT! WOULDN'T THEY LOOK SWELL ON OUR NEW YACHTING IT WILL GIVE ME GREAT PLEASURE 10 PRESENT 'T TO THE FAIREST OF THE and Is Here RHUNE.*** some new idears. toith weeping. IRLS—THE OG OF NOAH’S KKK (Copyright by Walt McDougall.) It seems, tchile all the Zoo was sleeping, The Ape sought out the whiskered goat, The chimpanzee and bearded stoat, And shaved their beards down to the dregs, Till they were bald as new-mown eggs. Then, midst his victims’ squeal and serecch, Ue hands them out this little speech: “The Bosa said we And that explains my little joke. I know the attributes, you bet, Of @ true, up-to-date cadet. | were naval folk, (LL BET YOU WOULD HAVE. GIVEN A GREAT DEAL FOR AN ICE CREAM SODA DOWN yale IN IF YOU GIVE HER FOUR BUTTONS YOULL HAVE TO GIVE ME. FOUR THAT'S. A DEAR CAPTAIN! Friday Evenrng, March 80, SS laa Y Win! By George McManus| THESE WARM DAYS MAKE ONE oY SPEAKING OF SODA~ WILL YOU. JOIN MES ) SHALL ALWAYS THINK OF THE ONE THAT GAVE THEM TO BE! HOW DARE YOU APPROAC HME IN THAT DISGRACFUL Devised and Illustrated WHAT KIND OF. TOOTH POWDER. Dp You USE” This tric "Trill tev Says Pa So leave rt advice on aire by writing Bett; ters for her should be addres: BETTY. Evening World, Post. et 1,354, New York. To Gain His Love. Dear Betty: tain ex love ai nd lm deeply in 10: a young man. 1 visit a da wh! ‘thi tonic for feverish face and cold hands? ‘Take outdoor exercise anit do not take @ tonic to give you color unleos by direct atthorized medical ad- vice. Swollen Feet. R.—There are many causes for wollen feet which would heave to " be known before prescribing. For daily Ling shied tired feet which haye swollen veo & teampgonful of tan- ‘bowl of water, he regular soap: owdered white soap (castile or any sood white soap), petrola- but talks very nice and cou: aiwny® would vou tell me how this young man's affections? BROKMN-HEARTED, | You can only be ani gracious to BETTY’S BALM Tl perplexed young people can ob-| | « in’ Sepere nav Sele tangled ‘AM w young lady nineteen y a8 @weet and pretty sible, fections I'd be d_ to -OMce 3) Those Jealous Girls. Dear Betty: | | am keeping years ui! | young fellow. 1 dearly ve witit| nee hall} young man visits also,| Hoh ver asks me for dance, Hs rteously to galt | FOR LOVERS. to love Don't bother with any of the girls, the young man as} will cave you lota of worry. If I could give you a sov- gn recipe for gaining a man's af- rich enough John D, Rockefeller for a coachman, hire AM a young girl of eighteen and I company with a nico him, but, of course, there are a few girts jewious of me because I am going with him. They are constantly telling my mother not to allow me t Would’ you advise me to keen ile, com: pany of else not to bother with any. the air t of a i {Stewed Cow-Heel. | 0 \ salt, HINTS FOR One-Egg Cake. NE cup of sugar and 2 tablespoons () of butter beaten to a cream, Beat very leht, add to K'a cup of ai naler had’ beat until it foams. | Mix with the sugar and butter & Naps ealt, 1 teaspoon baking powder, 2 1-2 cups of flour, Add flavoring. | NB ounce butter, one tablespoonful chopped parsley, one cow-heel or ox-foot, one pint milk, one table- spoonful flour, two onions, pepper and If the hoof has not been removed by the butcher put the foot Into bolling water and let !t soak off, the boiling water being frequently renewed. Then chop the fyot into four pleces, wash It well and put it Into a pot with enough gently for five or aix hours; take out It| the foot, out off all the meat and put 5 water to cover It, and simmer it into @ saucepan with a small bit of Who train to join the U. 8. N By Walt PieDougall VG \i \ NO. 21-THE FIRST VICTIMS OF NAVAL HAZING. ‘I: that now your mind's fazing Is just a bit of Mgh-grade hazing. ach you courage and twill bless Your timid souls with manliness!” : “You're off! Are nothing worse than just a beast, For YOU at least such stunts to GENTLEMEN (For further particulars see Monday's Evening World, this page.) THE HOME. onion and just enough milk to cover tt, and simmer for an hour; blend a table- spoonful of flour with water or milk, stir {nto the stew until it bolls; boll tive minutes, then add the butter and parsley. Serve with the sauce over. ‘The iquor ta which the foot was boiled will be a strong Jelly when gold; if #weetened to taste and flavored with lemon it 1s. excellent for invalids or may be used for soup or broth. Ginger Snaps. 0 NE-HALF cup molasses, 1-2. cup suxar, 1-2 cup butter or land, 8 blespoons hot water, 1 teaspoon aspoons ginger, 3 cups flour, little salt. Jelly Roll. NE ogg, one-thind cup sugar, two or thre large spoons milk, three- quarters teaspoon baking powder, Pinch salt, one-half cup (good measure) flour, Put on folly and roll while warm. Tin used 9 by 61-2 inches, | the Times, adda ‘this testimony ar and Ou AS OF the Theatres HIS {9 a plea for the patrons of appropriately ‘purple'—as we shall ses; T “popular-priced" theatres. In. {t has vivid atudles of bed-rock charac tirowe houses the altogether too|ter and flerce elemental passions. It orsonal song, which depends for Its! blends the fragrance of rose-leaves with uovess upon finding a sensitive victim! the scent of blood, It eates the eye mith in the audience, {s still endured. instead | eplend(d pictures and the ear with vol- Mf tidasing down the imposition, the re- Uptuous music of both verse and oF- vainder of the house invariably laughs Chestra, At the end of it all one gasps it the unhappy butt, and the singer gets and is a iHttle dizzy, In short, a tre he doubtful eredit of making a “hit.” Mendous production.” Lotta Faust won a certain kind of fame! ricbds Ohno oy ailing thisin hee "Bacnciyi" wang, Ail Ze Vassar Studerts’ Ald Society ial aieestal tetas Arve egrecntaiisl enefit Is to be given at the Hud- coneert pitch. But Ofiss Vinnie Hen-| yn aires vinte be yey oe haw, who figures in a plece at the) iramatists are to be presented for the American Theatre called “In New York! hist time on any sta cig Wail utrageous pructice—the calcium Matht) with music by Frederle Jackeon and nian tn the gallery. When she aska in| th." hose and lyrics by Harold Mae- \ none too musical voice. “Have You! ete TEgier hae Seen My Henry Brown?” the demon of) Pr eDOE USD SGH, Oren mcr ife by the author of “Strongheart,” ght tunna bie Herel pou oe William C. De Mille, ts called “The poor unhappy person to whom she puts! y ana of the Free.” The story of “The he question, Even a blinking baby was lot spared oh Wednesday afternoon. It yas a min im an upper box, however, | iy... hs nost Keenly, When the question und go. rie story tela, the Ught etruck him he put up bis pro- gramme, whereupon the Henshaw re-|q. Adonia, daughter of King Mem- marked: “My, that must be an interest-! miades, and the trenchery of a trusted ng programme!" ‘ihe question and the) trend. The fourth play Is by Mra. ‘ght were passed along, but a moment) fi, watts Mumford and is entitled Inter botn were pack at the man in the) «0 Koto sam," box, and he finally fled before the roars aon is f the audience, He may have been part EXICANA‘S . spectator who had paid his money to| woes, “Julie Bonbon,” with sea the show, only to have Miss Hen-| tous Mann and Clara Lipman, comes shaw and her calcium confederate make) to the Lyric for a week's engagement 4 show of him. Theatre mangers gn Mon Jay, April 9. should protect thelr patrons against In-) noid Mal t's Masterpl is by Edward le, author of “The Prince Chap." id In the Aegean The story tells of the art of Phitotias, a famous sculptor; of his love A week later Ar- Daly appears there in Bernard ipnittes of that sort. | Shaw's Arms and the Man." . Ben 6 R hts costly experience with N Sunday evening Mr, B. F. Keith Ulysses" {t will be interesting to O will tender a benefit at his ee whether Charles Frohman Union Square Theatre to the 4 Stephen Pillips's “Nero” to this| Home of Refuge for Destitute Crip- ntry for production next season. Ac-| pled Children, one of the most de- ng to all accounts Beesthohm Tree! serving of New York's private has scored a sen-ntional success with| Charities. Among those who have vol- the play In London. Aal the critics) UNteered thelr services are John C. cree that “Nero” {s a magnificent apec-| Rice and Sally Cohen, Rose Stahl and and Mr Walkley, the eritie of Company, the Empire City Quartet, | Hurd, the magician; Gus Edwards and “Tt Is a play, becaaive {t shows a will his Telegraph Boys, Byron and Lang- tacle, —the struggle between Nero and| don, Tom Moore, Lillan Shaw, Jack na, between natural affection Norwprth, May Belfort, the Elinore und lust for power—but it 1s even more Sisters, Stuart Barnes, the Howard a spectacle, iMustrating polychromatic-| Brothers, Datsy ally the successive stages of Nero's | Holmes. madness. It has fine poetic passages— | that bill, Harcourt and Taylor There's no “April fool’ about CHARLES DARNTON. EASTER NOVELTIES THAT ARE NEW THIS YEAR HE Waster holidays will be marked by many children’s parties given by fond mammas to make the short vacation as delightful as possible. ‘Mhere are many novel ways of giving an {individual turn to these Uttle fes- tivities, and mothers will be interested in reading of a chanming party de- signed for Baster Monday. This ts an Baster doll party for twenty little girls, to be given from three to seven. At each child's plate will be laid a favor of a pure white easter egg with o .cover formed of a bisque doll dressed tn white baby clothes, At the left side of the egg are two green and white cords. The whits, when pulled, cries out In & faint volce, mamma! while from the other comes a loud response, Papal Papa! , ‘he centre decoration for this child's party will be a cradle of unusual size made of bright green straw furnished with wooden rockers and @ canopy of Swiss and pretty lace. From under- neath {s a wire attached, which, when touched, the doll alts up, crying in an audible voice, Mamma! Mamma! There will be corner pieces in the form of a slowly opens, the rooster coming to the front crows loudly, goes in, and the door closes again, A soclety woman has invited a party of twelve for an Easter function. The table will be lald with a pure white damask, Running lengthwise of the board 1s a broad white satin ribbon, the centre adornment being four or five au- tomobiles gorgeously decorated from all points, making the autos a delight with emitax and flowers. The chauffeur Is a good-sized bunny dressed In his own natural fur, and fully equipped | with goggles and the lke. These autos | are so worked that when set going run slowly, but If placed on the floor speed along at quite a rapid rate. As a corner plece the pure white rabbit ts the choice favor. Hach side of the little animal has @ panier of green straw filled with confections in every color. Another pretty conceit for the Buster function 1s a head of lettuce made of tissue paper in the exact form and tint of the vegetable, the rabbit of good size lagain doing duty as the cover for this unique bon-bon bos ‘As for Bast the variety 1s end ring some twelve less, the lar group of ezgs, some large, some small inches in length a one & de- FeUP the top of cach protrudes a face | Wetrul pleture. | “Phe pugier-mnache of eit, biue is decorated’ with windm ornamented with different styles of jf bits of Holland archi pleturesay Thiet Watteat, lindscapes and head dressing, fine In coloring. and af- n for these small guests. In There ire of birds, floy fortiing whose are in Easter novelties the rabbit and the e and brilliamt colorings. rooster divide honors. na and ducks are as popular as a rabb st souvenir fowl rich in ‘A pretty Haster souvenir ts a Shicken- eogop of marrow wooden slate, through vn a rooster curiously peops. 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