The evening world. Newspaper, March 24, 1906, Page 11

ues : “I can g0 to a play now and not knock. WhenTI was writing my play J used to sit in my courtesies- s of-the-house seats and put the whole play in the pan nite getting a fore- head wrinkled S Preanorce like an accor- Pecre ev macuomes dion from thinking,to exce: “It's all right to take up Iterature after you get fat, young girl is foollsh to cting think I pleture taken with to ger to my forehead, Ike a real Richard Mansfield Fs guy like all P. Wilder, when, ta 1 found forehead trying to think other people, competing ice pose, orease uoross my up lines for “So with the i sh, and if any- body wants to buy some grand ideas I've cut o ly p wright y Febicitienivinivieeirieleisielntetelele delet foi eleleteloeieeleinbeinteinieinieeieieiniet delelelelobinbieieleleieleloleleh deleebeeieieleeieieieielelelol-iel-ieleleieieleleleieleleleielelelofelolofaloloieinielototelseeek teieleleleleisieieleleleieininfelolelololefeletatolot 66Y'VE come [iownteer THE DISTRICK AT TORNE the cupola q of condescen- p US ARIES sion,” said the Chorus Girl “Nix on the lit- erary con for mine. I stood rack It al tin 1 HELP! found I was mo Madazine, Saturdar> Evconing; : THE CHORUS GIRIL —— By Roy L. McCardell # GENE -CARR. fel-lelnieivieieteieteleinicieteiniet-t Illustrated by icici inieivieieiriefetetel- HAVE, Yo YER DON’ WE, B0y- oR GIT NO TRANSFER! BOTH MEMBERS OF THIS CLUB, March GY READ 1906. selsteiet 24, net “Say! We had a fest... Ii was like a coming-out party for a dear friend that’s been doing time, the way they made a fuss over me.’”’ $ inleltieleivicieieleleleininininlnlnfelnfofntofatatnfofatetatolatalefatelaje |Any line of merchandise unless it's a staple, like boots and shoes or salt | and sugar, or rum or tobacco or beet or butter or callcoes and woollens, + “Mr. Maginnis has a great admira- | tion for Louis Zinsheimer and Able Wogglebaum, because, as he says, al- though they spend thelr money fools’ ishly treating people, they make it, | sensibly in cloaks and suits, and cloaks and suits are staple, because even old styles can be jobbed out to’ the enterprising merchants of Park- TEE "THE SYITLE ROCKEFELLER ® {Ha fe ersburg, W. Va. or Selma, Alay Where they don't know any better. “Mamma De Branscombe tele: phoned to Abie and Louis that IT had ck to my senses and had stopped thinking, because Mamma De Branscombe {s as fond of me as she is of her own child, and at 4.30 P. M, Able and Louie were up in evening dress to tike us to the opera or cire cus, whichever we preferred. | “Six hours before I would have sald the ope but I had cut out high art in everything, and we switched to the circus by unanimous consent. “There's nothing like making your 6 come LIFTING PUPLSELE) UP PASSACMM severe ant too radloal « treatment ) posed, @ litle gentle massage should be nd where this is | pursued. The open flat palms of the hands are used, both at the same time. Beginning at the base of the brain, the too for thelr Mttle ones, the case it {s suggested that they ba- Lesson lv. much attention cannot be pata to secing that baby's spine does |gin with one of tepid water, just barely not become jinduly or over heated, | blood warm, and gradually reduce the |movemant 1s outward and allghtly downwant, Just the way that the temperature dally, until baby at last begins to Hke and look for this brac- ing and stimulating wind-up to the bath, ‘Then, with the lttle one laid fat upon the abdomen and the entire back ex- that there is a full and free accoss of air, and: that In the morning and even- ing batha the wind-up is alwaye a spongeful of cold water to be passed along the spine. Some young mothers may think this leaves grow upon s brake fern will illustrate just how this should be dono, the centre stem representing the spine and the leaves the outward movements, ‘The little one should be encouraged 227 HP RISE ALQNE est inhabitant can recall, and the com-| very pretty who attempts to wear for s' tise and can find the dia- jfriends appreciate you by treating , yy logue and business under the plots, I |them like itferiors once in a while. have a musical comedy Indlan-auto- | “It was like a coming-out party for mobile drama and satirical farce to a dear friend that's done time, the dispose of. way they made a fuss over me. “Let them playwrights that belong “After the circus we went to a to the union pack their dinner paiis lobsterarium and hed a private din- and be ready on the works when the Ing-room. Say, we kzd a fest! £ whistle blows. They won't get no told the bunch that.I intended to competition from me. I've heard the write songs after this and let the call of the wild and I've gone back | g publishers cheat me, instead of to the simple life. writing plays and chea’ myself, ; i : j “It's grand to have no worry on n we recited toasts and sang . “ - the Intest popilir song of the night, your mind, to be out as late as you latest poy - “Mr. Maginnis Has Been Making the Street Cars a Regular Battle of the Crater, D i Hi. ight id ‘ r They or the , iv lke and to wake up any time in the | 8 9 iar matte oF Cratoty Oomanding ile Rights ands: Teanefer ‘Attar They ¢ the I Have afternoon and not to have to worry poor Dopey's reply was: ‘Cheese! 11 is, every fond mother fs seeing to | sitting outside producing managers’ |shouting: ‘Hurrah! She's going to| this juncture all beat up Uke @ pro- | moment you pald your fare, Since SUN GAED TE? about anything. |Cheese! Be with the low-brows who it that her son gets a musical educa- | offices where no breathable atmos- reform and quit playwriting!’ | cess server. then he’s been making the street cars|" ‘Afler they sarher the hay, after “I can go to a play now and not | think every genius Is a daff.’ tion, and whet with the college-boy |phere was furnished by the firm, “Mumma De Branscombe rushed| “He's been working free rides ever a@ regular Battle of the Crater, de- they harvest the grain, knock. Why, when I was writing my | “Foor Dopey was right. Look how competition and the fact that the|while the man you wanted to read upstairs and fell sobbing In my arms |since ho got to New York from Mari-|manding his rights and his transfer, | After the roses of summer, we'll be play I used to sit In my courtes he can play the plan And yet be-|phonographs and mechanical plano-|your play to was listening to the and poor Amy De Branscombe forgot | etta the last time, by getting on He gets alpthat's coming to him, be- together again! of-the-house alsie seats and put the cause he’s always broke and is unre- | players are making music by machin- | story of what a cute poodle she had | to take her curling tongs out of her street cars when the conductor wasn't cause the street car companies are} Wait for me, Jenale, my own; don't whole play in the pan and say, ‘Well, iiable, what chance has he to get a ery, Dopey would starve to death, |from the blonde lady with a backer frizzes until somebody came clamor- | looking and then demanding a trans- going to save money by the new rule let your heart turn away, it's no wonder I can’t get a produc- | job these days? Jonly he never eats except to be so- and a sunburst, Dopey fairly sneezed | ing out in the upper hall and begged | fer whon the conductor came around even 1f It costs them twiee as much. | Say you'll be true, tion. I don't write bad enough!’ “Dopey says it stands to reason |clable. | with emotion. IS to send in an alarm. for his fare. | “Mr. Maginnis forgot his wounds | And Tl come for you, “TL asked Dopey McKnight’s opinion |that if he was rellable he wouldn’t| “When I made up my mind there “I passed him 60 cents to run out| ‘Mr. Maginnis, Puss Montgomery's| “It was a good scheme till the /and his damage suits in prospect; After they gather the hay!’ as to whether I bunkie doodle on the | be a piano-player, and if he wasn’t | was nothing in being a playwright |and get me a bottle of beer and aj husband, who grows more astringent | street car company made a rule that | when he heard I had quit playwrit- “Say, you ought to have seen us mental strain and Inky fingers, and| broke he wouldn't work at all. As (except to enter endurance contests jelub sandwich, and he ran downstairs | financially day by day, came in at| you had to ask for your transfer the ing. He says it's foolish to go Into| coming home with the milk!” ‘ ‘ | The McCurdys in Paris wf wt ef of st ut By Charles R. Barnes, TWO SPRING HATS TO GO WITH SHORT WALKING SKIRTS, PARIS, March 28. our informant, offered it,rent free if, it ts." Field Marshal Blanque de Blanque.” ROM a man who is noted as a ter- he could have a furnished room In {t, Jimmy Hyde and the Duoheas de Ten- “Hike around the block, then, and be rible Mar {t was learned to-day three meals a day and the clgarette| dre-Loygne called at the MoCurdy home| quick about it," ordered the grea! that the McCurdys are getting butts on the ash trays. This the Mc- day before yesterday. financier. American news over a special wire Curdys refuse to consider. They be- “We have come to pay our respects ‘And ell-Pane te’ chuckling: over this ning into their dining-room, Fearing lieve the Count a dangerous influence. thay sald. This, acconing to an ave. | stortette, as {t is admitted that the dis. that M. Hamiiton ts fixing up a bomb as he is letting real money get away witness, threw Mr. McCurdy into a| tinguished title-bearing gentleman was for him, MeCurdy pere ts [ease ine: oe from him, Raslow | confused with the police. Morse code. He can now spell out Your correspondent, naving his own i bavalledectcrespectel Whe |) A: gill eenmallon Lyvaniioresteay te these sente Uttle yellow dog. bribed Misa Mavine | «2 nonody ever thought of paying me| this morning by the announooment that deny tt Toohey @ chambermaid in the Me- oni Gurdya amples with a. golden na.| 9uything but salarles—or dividends. Oh, | some one had smuggled a file to the A uire fabrication.” polagn and received thia Informatio | what am I coming tor” * moneyed visitor and that he had man inning to pea yd man do be actin’ awful,| While driving on the Boulevard des) aged to saw through the string that A man with a black patch over hfs ‘iv th’ furniture an’ quar. Italiens a few days ago Mr. McCurdy} ccnnects him with the American, Je right eye called at your correspond- ‘ourk wid th’ drink on him. An’| suddenly perceived a very distinguished | rome. As soon as this rumor reach ent's office yesterday the news fer why fs i? Ain't thim frog-eatin'| @ppearing gentleman on horseback | tle Bourse, odds of 760 francs to fi | that the Mourdys are dickerine for a} ay Frinch havin’ elections an’) bearing down upon him. centimes were offered that the Me- lease on Mrs. de Castellane's house, in| niyer asked him ta conthribute to al “Who {s thet?’ he asked the cabby. | curdys would reside here permanently the Bols de Bolog Count Bont, sald campaign fund? It’s Insulted he feels.) ‘That, monsieur,’' replied the man, ‘ No takers. SIMPLE PHYSICAL CULTURE EXERCISES FOR BABY. ERE are two striking models of the Dinations of color are dazzling in the them. The hats shown are those no band under the Oiim and its cosely new hats that many women say extreme. ved short walking cus 1. are the most trying fashions that) Pale blue and the most uncompromis- tumes, and of these the first model ‘The second model is an extre rely ate milliners have decreed in several sea- ing toque minot red and lavender vl ted is a good example. It ly a ive wide-belim tuscan etraw, stit= — f sona. ‘The openings in department stores pink seem to be the favorite combina- r hat of vy black simu. fen a aot wie ee trimmed with J and millinery shops show weirder | tions with the miliiners, though the tne of two. blacks | firee sat pi roses in fron and shapes than any the memory of the old-| woman will have w le very darine tte of black wie sitich’ fe the and white striped satin ribbon, It has side and falilng on the kc TOO MUCH FATHER-IN-LAW. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. A POLICE JUSTICE up the State was recently fined $10 on the testimony of his wife, who later repented and declared that her charges of cruelty were entirely false and inspired by her father, who did not ke her hus- band. The cage proved to be due to the rare circumstance o} too much fathernda ‘The tather-dn-law usualy ts ‘but a feeble luminary aodg- ing Ingloriously In and out of the tangled orbits of the sun, moon and glare of matrimony—the omnipresent mother-in- jaw. Immunity from him hes been so general that hus- bands have settled back Into the oomfortabte bellef that vny father-in-law ts too much, even while permitting them- selyea to be browbeaten and bullied by the adopted deity of their Mresides, the father-In-law’s ungentle spouse. It{s 1 strange thing that there are fow men so self-willed as to to assume a sitting posture without @asistance, being laid flat on the back @nd encouraged to rise alone. This in itwelft 1s good exerciee. With the baby sitting on the lap and facing the nuree, he is taught to bracv his feet against her, fall back as far as possible—the nurse ‘holding the hands meefwhile to guard against acci- dent—and then lift himself up with as Little aasistance as possidie, ' "HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. To Change Hair’s Color. MOUNTRY GIRL, She Snubs Him in Public, Dear Betty: affect, the coloring, you will have to use | AM a young man nineteen years ol8 peroxide, and love a girl who Is eighteen years old. Now, she doas not care mi BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. ears'| Hts Love or His Famtly? t the mother-in-law tyranny, while there {s none so ek as to accept the father-in-law’s Gomination. Pathers-indaw appreciate this fact as a rule, and are nobly and persistently self-effacing. But no matter how atmall they endeavor to make themselves, the, of th ve, what Se indie Boge eat aA et sona-In-laws' hearta holt no vacant niches for them. | love ths It is your place to ask | ‘The only thing that reconciles sons-in-iaw io fathers or fathers to sons-in-| all'st you desire to, law ts their regretful inevitability. In the primordial acheme of Nature men in all his relations was intended to be episodic, and things have not yet been per- feotly readjusted to his olvilized position as a permanent institution. | Ue a Profuse Perspiration. {vout me when I @m out in the)[ AM a young man, twenty years of! Mother-in-lawhood, however, ie as old and Inatienable as motherhood. It ts * Soong Ta sUe0) this Copmiila. for excessive | sined) or around te corners with’ the {ES, And an tn love with a young | 4 part of the one immutable creative fact in which all universes centre. perapiration; Subniorate of bis-|boys, and if who she does not lady one jear my senior. I am Tathers, as we accept them to-day, are producta of civilization. ‘The Indtan| J, muth, 1-2 ounce; powdered oleate seam to say anything | or, even aay | (he soe, support of my family. an! | ing of deacont we know was always through the mother. Fathers-in-law share | o% sead alne, 1-t ounce. Dust frequently | "Anet” Pineet her at a ball or danoe| sive this’ young ay," Now. ait | in the comparative modernity of the blood relationship, and though man's intel-| over the perspiring alin, ot any ind she wanta me to stay |deeply in love With her, and I know she | jeat and reason and moral sense accept them, his instincts sometimes refuse + Cure for Bunions Ti ee Sm naive eUaiyy har “ome |imen ‘of higher seanding: thee GATE | aoknowiedge the claim. and steep in a pint sey which I alwayé do. je has never in-|and still she ts ready to ‘wait util I It is natural to be bufiled by one's mother-in-law, and we can’t get away of bot water, Let RS. BROWN.—Here {s the bunton|vited me to her house, and } hate tolcan marry her, and as she returns my | {rom it. But the father-In-law's euperfluity after he has signed the bridal check | Tsar iy reine cure you require: Carbollo acid,| bring ‘her to the door and stay there|love I am tn’ a terrible predicament, | ends more or leas to the destruction of his authority. At best he ia dolerated, at | time, Styain it, 2 dramas} tinovure of fodine, 2) telling t her. Do you SSB. [4nd must choose between her and ms | worst despised. Would any man who meekly allows bla mother-in-law to teil hoat the tea wealll, | drama; glycerine, 2 drams, Apply with: Af, tus question involves the etipport usm how much rent he shall paiy or figure out what his cigars cost him, permit, your Mur thor-!% eamel's-halr penclt every day. Cop- of your mother or any physically help-| without resentment, his father-in-law to suggest that his watch may be ten diving it, dip the dark pie. Der oleate applied In the form of « FO Heke ae alt ae she lover wate | ininutes slow? No, indeed. The father-in-law, lke the vermiform appendix, ia the teu. If Chis does not plaster le also serviceable, ail be partouly, fo wait.” | seesns to exist mainly to be ut out | May Manton’s Daily Fashions. mornt ja valuable HE little sacque that can be alipped on over the baby's whenever jj th his wardrobe, and {s al ‘ways dainty and at- tractive as well as serviceable. Here are two models, the, one tucked and the other plain, that are equally ot and equally at- whioh is bet- ter, depending entirely on trdividual preference and taste, In the filus- tration the tucked sacque 48 made of pale blue cashmere and is , feather stitched with silk, while the plain one 4s of pink French flan- nel trimmed with a little ona by bs gear A Infants’ Sacques—Pattern No. 5313. the light-weight wool materials are appropriate, however, veiling and albtross, ay well as the heavier cashmeres and flannels. The quaniity of material required for a child one year olf {9 11-2 yards 4. 11-4 yards 36, or 1 yard 44 inches wide, with 31-2 yards of banding to trim tho plain sacque, as {lustrated. Pattern No, 5313 1 cut in sizes f or'ehildren of six montha,-one and two years, a Call or send by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BURBAU, Ne, 21 Weet Twenty-third street, sew \ork, Send ten cents tn cotn or stamps for each pattern oraerea, IMPORTANT—Write your name and eddress plainly, and es} i ways eperity aize wanted, jow to ove '$ These Patterns MA ae ai A, Vabibukss denied