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EO venin Z_ Wor 1d* em ETT Magazin | MRS NAGG AND MR. — Ss By Roy L. McCardell. SEE by the papers that diamonds and gasoline have been raised in price, Mr, Nagg. What's going to become of us if all the necessities of life are getting ‘higher all the time? Of course) furs have been reduced because {t was a warm winter, | but next year I suppose they will be higher than ever. Not that I want any turs, and not that I could get any) if I did want them. “1'll have to have my sealskin madesver next sea- son, and I suppose it will cost something awful; and ‘as I say, Mr. Nagg, I do mot know what poor people will do. Of course you do not care; you have no heart) for the sufferngs of others. And when I wanted to get a hat trimmed with a bird of paradise you had some- about how poor birds were killed to trim hats, but you the hat, | paar Le ee arn aecs. thing mean to say never had a thought for me when you saw how anxious I was for only I simply wouldn't pay such a price as that milliner wanted. “They will be cheap enough in the summer when straw hate and flow- ers are In again, and then I suppose I will be able to afford to get the hat) ] wanted, but at a time when nobody is wearing birds, and then the new shapes will come in in the fall, and I would be edhamed to wear it if I Jind it. “Do not start to argue with me, Mir. Nagg. if you want to quarrel you can quarrel with yourself. “T gm not one of the kind of women that complain. I simply put up ‘with everything without a word of protest, and that is why I am treated so! “T am a foolish woman to be so uncomplaining, because if a man has a mife, like you have, who doesn’t complain, no matter how he treats her, he keeps on treating her with neglect and disrespect because he knows she will stand for it. “No wonder women do complain and find fault! They wouldn’t get any consideration if they did not. The greatest mistake a married woman can make is the mistake I make to bear everything with a’smilling face, I only get imposed upon, but then it is my nature. You may be the one that quarrels and finds fault. 1 will not! “I know plenty of women who keep their husbands in hot water all the time, who pretend neyer to be happy or satisfied, and who find fault with everything. And they do it because unless they are unhappy all the time they will never have any happiness. “Oh, I know, Mr. Nagg. 1 hear other women talking how they manage | their husbands. But, in spite of the years of neglect and fault-finding I have endured, I will always be the same kind and patient creature. “Mrs. Terwilliger was telling me herself that the only way was to be so cross ali the time that one’s husband will be constantly trying to please one. Find fault with everything and a man will be constantly striving to keep his wife from finding fault! Never be satisfied with anything you get and your husband will always be trying to get you things to be satisfied with. Alwhys quarrel with him and he will take you everywhere and get you everything to keep you from quarrelling. Never tell him you are happy and he will try to make you so. Always scold him when he stays away from home‘ and scold him when he {s home and he will be 40 bewildered that he won't attempt to do anything without first thinking, ‘What will my wife way?” “Let a woman complain that she !s always sick and her husband will be careful of her health. Let a wife never be satisfied with what her husband has done for her and he will always be trying to do new things and more things to satisfy her. /*How would you like it if I was that kind of a woman, Mr. Nagg? How would you like it? I would be better off if I was that kind of a woman! I ‘would be thought more of! I would be treated better! But, no, I am a afilly, simple-hearted creature that never says a word, that only tries to make your home pleasant for you, and that {s why you never try to make home pleasant for me. Isn't it so, Mr. Nagg? Isn't it 60?” I have nothing to say, and THE CRAZE FOR ANCESTORS. By Nixola Greeley-~Smith, VERY day brings forth a new brand of foolishness) as you may have heard somewhere else before, Still, of all the numberless varieties of folly that we have invented, or inherited, the craze for ancestry is the most inexplicable. Our public Hbraries are thronged with men and women digging up thelr pedigrees, our ghastly afternoon teas, crowded h giddy magples discussing Burke's Peerage, the Almanach de Gotha, or the Annuaire Noblesse, erybody’s hunting for ancestors, and yet. as a matter of fact, ancestors, if you Gave the mis- fortune to possess them, should be carefully hidden from public view. It is really more tmportant to conceal your amily «ree than your family skeleton, ‘The latter we must i] have, of course, but ancestors are a frightful mistake, Why? All on account of that deadly doctrine of heredity that may be a subjeo! of legitimate interest and inquiry to the Y physician or the pathologist, but to the ordinary mind simply the easiest explanation of its own sins and ks nelgbors’ virtues If you have the m'sfortune to number among your grandfathers or your great-uncles a name pre-eminently disiinguished among electrical engineers and you dedicate your own foolish Mfe to the manufacture of paper boxes, in the foolish hope that you will one day be acknowledged to make the best in the market, you will hear, if you keep your ears open, your less succes*ful friend Jones disoussing you with his friend Brown after this fashion; “Of course Johnson {4 a fine fellow, and I don't want to disparage his work, ut we know te never would hnve gotten along the way he haa’ if he hadn't been his grandfather's grandson." Your grandfather's spactalty may have been soap—yours may be tin cans— put If he ever rose to the dignity of an ancestor, never hope to make @ tin can of your own. Whatever you prodyce will be attributed to heredity, “the a of atavism,” the marvellous inherited capacity for soap-making ARTIST THEYRE SO BOHEMIAN! HOW KIND, HOW NOBLE! The McCurdys in Paris. PARIS, March 14 F one can delleve rumors, the Mo- Curdys are to play a leading part fn the International affaira of Burope. To-day Grand Duke Buzupski, of Russia, arrived here, intent on nego- tinting a loan from the great financier. “We nes4 207,000,000 franos,”" he sald, SEND THAT PICTURE TOME ANO I'LL Y TANK YOu. WILL HAVE IT ZERE @EFORE YOU ARRIVE! ISNT IT GORGEOUS! DID TOU PAINT LADIES IGE YOU ZE PICTURE! I SHALL BE HAPPY TO HAVE \T IN ZE HANDS OF ZE LOVERS OF ZE TRUE ART! oe millionaire on the string, ht she cabled him this a Pittsburg but last nig! clpher messé Bl, Pittsburg Two-three, Yours, TOODLES. Miss De Kique thinks that the pros- pects here are fine. A tale that 1s going the rounds of hed Tues itl aa hel “MR.CANTELOPEQSE on WE CAME TO \itemerg SEE YOUR PAINTING WE HEARD SOMUCH ABOUT! THAT PERSPECTIVE \S SOMETHING (RAND! FER DE RENT OR Git OUT! SEE? ee J ;mon people—tourists—have set foot in the edifice. leasing of the palace: : : | “Hit. Jars me dloomin’ dignity, y'| “You can't have it. We have learned [himself that he has & hand in alding know.’ is his complaint, “the same|that you left your last place of res-|that literature. ‘he translation of the has the hidee of hadmittin' vulgar polloy-holders to the Morristown, blyme!” A citizen has complained that there az ven i aes Mare Ls ITHE ‘J OLLY’ Gl RLS—THEY Win! By George McManus A PICTURE BY A iis alli \y TOO , BEAUTIFUL. that braved rain of dramat audetis KUURnfanele ardor—uit r Like the rens, M 1F TCOULDONLY HAVE SOMETIME GREAT ARTIST hor sist play's 4 will gee If it cleat you just] FULLER MELKLISH AND FLORENCE ROCKWELL IN CONSPUEZ AND A BAS! WHY DID } <ivE AWAY ZE HUNDRED The flesh was willing, but the spirit of Schiller was weak. A note on the | programme admitted as much, Satd the | note: “Tho play, owing to its great | length and difMculty, has been a source of considerable anxtety and labor to all concerned. ‘The dialogue, in order to pring the performance within a reason- | able time. has hed to be curtalled, yot) {t is hoped that even as it now stands Schiller’s ‘Don Carlos’ will prove a| By Charles R. Barnes- issued this ultimatum regarding the & stage.’ Mr. Mansfield, however, cannot flatter common, | {dence in a hurry and on very short | tragedy by Mr. R. D. Boyland leaves a talla hot /notice, after giving the impression that |very great deal to be wished. When |you were permanonk tenants. No land-|the play is given with @ true apprecia- lord will stand for this. Better try the |tion of every word, with a sympathetic furnished rooms to let ade.” Qelivery, {t ly quite another, if not an “DON CARLOS” Loses Its Spirit in Mansfield Performance. | entect. yaluable addition to the literature of the | | “to keep the Czar's relatives in respect- | tole wine for the coming six months, and we unlerstand that Mr, MoCurdy can unselt to that amount and not fee! {t any more than the loss of @ collar- Da “Tt wil remind us so muoh of our Miss Ellen De Kique, the petite| gear old Morristown hon.e,” ts the American actress, is all aflutter with| comment attributed to sixteen of the new plans for the summer. She an-|geryanfs. The seventeenth ts knocking nounced week before last that she ba tne proposition, because so many com-| the cafes is that the we: Amer- {cans have deci ied not to live in any shine apartments, but are dickering for the splendid palace at Versailles, once the home of kings. thy is a hole in the street before 16 Rue Girardot, in Autewll. After careful! consideration the city authorities de- | cided to take Mr, MeCundy cab riding | as soon as possible, bump him over the bad spot and depend upon him to | order {t filled with a nice turquolse and emeraid design, or some such trifle. BULLETIN. ‘The Chamber of Deputies has just ' Old man A. Bock, one of the chronte boulevardiers, was reminiscing to-day, “How times are changed.” he sald in French. “Now, young feller, w'en was young, th’ old folks, wen they got t’ a dodderin’ old age, went ‘over th’ hills t' th’ porehouse,” An’ new, what's th’ style? ‘Over th’ ocean t’ Paris,’ ain't it? Oul, oul, oul: ‘On the Bourse to-day 600 to 1 was offered that ‘the McCurdys would not fo back to Amenica, No takers. NEW DEVICE KEEPS LONG GLOVES FROM SLIPPING DOWN. They require one yard of white elas the, quarter of an inch wide, and tw yards of white satin or flowered ribbo: @ Uttle wider than the elastic. long gloves vonstantly slipping down 1s most uncomfortable te have your and showjng a red elbow. Tne ‘which comes out in the cans you are foolish enough to think you make, Tf you have an ancestor, bury him. You can't bury him deep enough. Pruy that your kind friends will graciously forget him. They may till you do something worth while. Then they will dig his poor old bones out of his comfortable grave to place your pitiful, scarcely sprouted laurels that you have striven: for so earnestly where they belong. Zt you haven't an ancestor, knock wood. Some one else, when you achieve istinction, may dig one up and folst him upon you. But don't you go ferreting around in’ lbrarles hunting one up. That s reaching for trouble with both he sey appear in the best regulated families. So do measies and wnoop- ‘ing eéugti, but you Gon't boast of them, do you? —— ". HEALTH AND BEAUTY. 4... By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Hyglénic. Soap. Apply to the roots of the hair with a soft sponge once or twice a day. This D—A_ hy = aq ae tat | ehen ibtes {s especially good for very dry ” REPS vith le ree ¥ f ‘katly should pe | 1° Restore Color. ased in washing the hair, I would not Advise too lberal ase of the hair brush, If your hair 3 thin, ‘Try this scalps for growth: Phenio acid, 2 grams; tincture of nux vomiea, 7 1-2 tincture of B.—Your best way to restore the natural color of your hair will « be to go to a hair dresser and have the work done, If you do not feel like doing this here 1s a for- mula for a dye which has been succe: ful and is by a good authority: Sugar lead, 1-2 ounce; lac sulphur, 1-2 ounce; essence of bergamot, 1-2 ounce; alcohol, 1-2 gill; glycerine, $ ounces; tincture of cart des 1-2 one ammonia, 1-2 Uneture of! ounce, Mix all {nm one pint of soft cologne, 120 water, Apply to the roots of the hair, ol, @ Apacs. whlab must be gauntiets here shown are easily made and clasp the glove above the elbow, holding it in place so that {t ts tm- possible for the glove to slip down into @ bulk at the wrist, BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. becomes angry or says, Do you think it jealousy rt for paying attention to 1d The more elaborate ones have rosette of ribbon fastened where elastic joins, with several long ends. The gauntlets are most useful to hold up a shirt-waist gleeve, making the long sleeve elbow-length. the but elther “Porget it on my these things, and what would you vise me to do? if remonswrance with the young lady 4s of no avail, you will have to grin and bear {t or transfer your affections, He Loves His Cousin. ed youns people vice on thetr by writing Betty. = ters for her should be addressed to BETTY. Evening World, Post-Ofice ee 1,864, New York, She Says ‘Forget It.’’ Dear Betty: AM keeping company wth a girl whom 1 Jove vely much and. Ga | Deer Betty: certain r love me. AM. deeply in love with my cousin, her fortune to be of a light-hearted a very eweot pith Whenever tf and {rolictme disposition, Hence her Visit her home sfie seems very jlad many friends of both sexes, T find that to see me, and we have nice times when we are in the company of athers men become, even upon short acquaint: | ance, (rather nergonal in thelr actions ‘towarll her, which, owing to her jolly disposition, ‘slie evidently doesn't mind. allow such things,” as, for when a youns man’ tried to prevent her there. But when she comes to my house, she don't grect me, and hardly notices me. She is affable to my whole family then, except to me, There is quarrel atrong us, and I oa hend her. PHRPL BD. | Probably she doesn’: want your fam- There lly to way ashe ds pursuing you, is yo occasion doy worry, crossing & Appin oy pulling tue. arn Snouad hes Have ‘pole. to ay friend, HINTS FOR Breakfast Rolls. TX together dry one quart of sifted flour, three teaspoonfuls baking | M powder, one-half teaspoonful! |yuit. ‘Dhen add enough cold water to make a batter and drop with s spoon into very hot buttered baking nar Ginger Snaps. BAT one-half pint of butter mixing bow) wot!) cre ually beat one-half pint of sugar end one-half pint molasses into this, chen add one tablespoonful ginger, | one teaspoonful salt and one-half table- spoonful cinnanion, Dissolve a teasyoon- ful oda In one gill cold water and add. Work in three pints Pout beating bes Roll thin and cut oatloes, Bake in a greased | oven, Risillettes. ANE small patty tis with All with the Heat together rth cup sugir with one small teaspooh of butter. Add puste and ixture: THE HOME. through an almond grater and beat into tho mixture, Roll to a dust one-half dozen egaltine waters and add this to- gethor with a pinch of nutmog and just enough water to make a drop paste. Boke twenty minutes, Cream Lilies. REAM hall cup of butter. add verv 6 slowly one cup of sugar, half a cup of milk, uwo cups of pastry tiour and a teaspoonful of vanilla, Spread thinly on the bottom of an inverted dripping pan; mark in squares and bake five minutes. Remove, roll while warm in cornucopia shape, and just before werving fll t open space in eacly lly with whipped croain slightly aweetenc.!, and flavores, Tapioca Blanc Mange. ALE a pound of tapioca, soak an ho: pint of mile and boll till tender; add a pinch of salt, swecten ty taste and put Into a mold when cold turn It out and serve with strawoerry of rasnuerry lam around It one-half cup of heavy cream, Put two- thirds ef @ cup of blanched almonds and a little cream, Flavor with Temon or vanilla, Intenscly dramatic, story. But last night {t was nelther poetry nor play. It did not delight, it did not grip. The quali- tles that make It worthy on a foreign einge—'ts boundless, ardent romanticism, its idealistic devotion to the glories of Uberty, {ts youthful enthusiasm, its beauty of verse—all were lost. Mr, Mansfield appeared In the “trap- pings of woe,” with an ostentatious meinncholy, a sadness that seemed to have been Iafd on with the brush and a “greenish” smile that might better have been saved for “Jekyll and Hyde.” ‘There was nothing in iis opening scene with the Queen. He was merely a grotenque figure that suggested the com- ination of a bad Hamlet and young Richard as Mansfeld plays him. Mr. Mansfield gave more attention to trifles than to the character as a whole, His agitation over the letter which Don Carlos believes bas been sent dy the; Queen provoked smiles and his con- fuston at finding himself in the pres- DON GARLOS (M" MANSFIELD) HAS A worD OR Two YO SAY OVER THE Booy OF HIS FRIEND DE POSA (AG. AND- with his ardently beloved step-mother, was accepted as a comedy situation. The audience laughed as though it were witnessing "Charley’s Aunt.” ‘These were the only incidents up to the time that Mr. Mansfield gave bis familiar specialty in the fourth act Mere, at last, he shook off bis consctous appeal for sympathy, and gave vent to loud sounds over the body of his mrur- dered friend and in deflance of his father, He emphasized what he had to say by jiggling his sword hilt with a persistence that was both distressing and distracting. ‘This scene, however, had the desired It roused the house out of its apathetic state, and won Mr. Mansfield his usual number of curtain calls. The success of the production will depend entirely upon this scene. The last act was short, 1f not sweet. Don Carlos, under cover of hood and gown, was caught embracing the Queen, \ and led off to his doom, MR. MANSFIELD OND ELEANOR ___ BARRY AcT I. Miss Florence Rockwell, as the Queen, gaye an Intelligent and well-sustained performance. ‘There was @ great deal too much of King Philfp, and the cruel parent of Carlos was too much for Mr. Fuller Mellish. He did have his good moments, however. The translator left Ubtle of the Marquis de Posa, the noble, eelf-sacrificing friend of Don Carlos, and Mr. A. G. Andrews lost that little ‘before he had gone very far, Ho was only one of several who were misonet. Since Mr, Manfield has allowed him- self only three years more on the etage, {t seems @ pity he should devote e part of this time to a play so unsuited to” him. Little can be added to his reputa- tion by this endeavor. He epparently realizes this, for to-night he harks beck to “Beau Brummel,” in which he t ween at his very best. ence of the Princess Eboll, instead of May Manton’s ULL araped watsts, made of soft, Almy ma- This one is exceP- tionally graceful and 1s so elaborate in effect as tO make tt eulted t) ooca~ sions of dress, while tt 1s simple of con- struction and has the great merit of closing at the front. In the Illustration radium silk 18 com- pined with velvet and lace, contrasts of exceedingly thin and heavy mater- fals making @ not- able feature of present fashions, but everything that fs soft enough to be shirred and draped with suc- cess can ve utilized, wiile the rimming can be almest any contrasting material that may be MHked. sik and cloth, braided or embroid- ered, are exceeding- ly handsome on thin materials and much in vogue, while lace without the velvet can always be used if @ Nghter effect Is desired, with yards 27, or 2 yards 44 Inches wid yard of velvet and 21-2 nm 5209 is cut In sizes for a 3: ane Call or send by madi to Obtain These ways opecity size wanted. i} Draped Blouse Waist—Pattern No, 5309, The quantity of material required for the medium size ts 31-2 yards ards of applique to make CHARLES DARINTOR, Daily Fashions 5-8 yard of all-over lace for the iMustrate 34, $6, 38 or 40-inch bust measure. THE WVENINO WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BUREAU, Ne. 21 West Twenty-third stveet, Now york, Bend ten cents in coin or etamps for each pattern ordel'ea, TMPORTANT—Write your name and eddrems piainiy, and dé, ae)