The evening world. Newspaper, March 19, 1906, Page 11

The Bvenine World’s Home Magazine, , OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. THE ‘JOLLY’ GIRLS—THEY Win! By George McManus a By Roy L. McCardell. LTHOUGH Our Animal Department has only been A in existence a few weeks, and although we only have promised to have it open every other day !f we feel like it, the results it has achieved are stupen- dous, John Haines has resigned as President of the S. P. C. A. after persuading himself to accept two years’ salary. ‘Judge’ Andrew Hamilton has come boldly You! forward and championed the “yellow dog.” Let the good work go on, and so, in spite of protests and ob- jections, as per accompanying letter, the Animal De- partment will be open every other day, if we feel like it. ~vening, March 19, 1906. ‘ SOF the Theatres sie Janis is a really mimic must be ad- even the most loyal Loftus. ‘The con- tion grows with every new {!mita- | She has added to her reputation iinmensurably by ap imitation of Yvette | Guibert which Is perhaps the best ver done, not excenting YOU KNOW,OOLLY THINKS THE WORLD AND ALL OF YOU~ AND ITS HER BIRTHDAY Wj TOMSRROW - AND THERE'S AN AMETHYS OWT UNDERSTAND - [4 CERTAINLY THE DEAR vig whe GIRL Dn - | | ver Iniinit ake off” of Eddie Foy. She sings ‘Phe Keys of Heaven" al- exactly as the French artiste it, roproducing every Uttle gesture | onation, quirk and smile, with a that {5 astonishing. She has fone anything so artistic. It 1s her than as a “star” young woman shines. drops her imitations a pleasant young HOW (ID LOVE TO HAVE THAT DIAMOND PIN! AND — OH, | DOLLY, I'VE GOT THE DANDIEST SCHEME | WAIT TILL I YELL composed of the members of five of Mr. Savage's compantes, went Itke a funeral. The performance fafled to bring out His one good, able-bodied laugh from that gathering of professionals. They sat there in almost mirthless silence, and when {t was all over Ade was in the depths of despair. Which ts only fur- ther proof that actors are notoriously ‘dad judges of a play, : * 8.6 T a recent professional metines wiven by the Weberites much the same sort of thing happened. i} Lines in "Dee Squaw Man's Gtr that usually bring roars of laughter fell flat, and tnatead of having sts customary | @ttosphere of warmth and jollity the q little music hall seemed like an ico chest, The chill, as ts always the case, | | GIVE. ANY THING I FOR THAT DARLING AMETHYST RING! rema mitted by |Lamirers of “Cisste able Baitor Animal Department: It 1s well that you label your efforts in behalf of our friends who are animals “Animal Department. Otherwise we might think it a “bug- |The moment she she becomes merely house” affair. You are encouraging animals too much. I have a setter POLLY ALITTLE BIRTHDAY } Woman with more assurance than any-| found its way across the footlights, | ( hat talks in its sleep, and when it does it tells the awfullest fibs. SAYS YOURE THE RING FOR YOU t would have heenagreat| with the result that r a 1 ee SWEETEST THING OH, JUST ‘s Music Hall, and. tt ere the comer nse MISS DOLLY yous and self-conscious, even to Marlo Dressler, gave a performance that was far below standard, . + @ ye WRBDR'S attempts to coax w Shall I let sleeping dogs lie? WILLIAM WINTERSTAIN. Answer. he setter is giving you a pointer perhaps. Editor Aninral Department: My mother-in-law is an old then, Wand egging my wife to leave the home nest.. WHAT T WANTED! HOw 01D You EVER REMEMBER IT 1 her proper place ON EARTH! ITS HER BIRTHDAY @ TOMORROW AND PIN AY STIFFANY'S WHICH SHE JUST. LOVES, AND~ > | Always laying around the house! What shall I do? j HENRY PECK, Jr. | real, hearty laugh trom hls. au- diences as the meek, mild “bad man,” Hash Tawkine, are growing pa- thetic, He has tried various devices to lure the coy laugh from ite lair. His latest endeavor is a Mttle scene in which he carries on two sample casey. with the explanation that he has just held up @ drummer, The victim follows and implores the “bad man" to shoot him. Rash repites thet he hesn’t « cartridge ‘eft, and when he proves it by snapping the triggers of bis emp- ty pistols the drummer pulls a gun and orders fim to carry the grips to. WAS MY BIRTHDAY ? Answer—Shoe her away! Editor Animal Department Kindly spread the inclosed upon the archives of your Animal De- partment: My brother was bit by a dog, “Pwas my poodle that did it, you know! My brother will live, but I'll never forgive Those who shot poor little Fi-do! Now brother he has hydrophobe, When e're there’s a new moon he ‘howls, And altho’ he oughter he will not drink water, But The Vanderbilt Cup’ has proved © and for thia reason Misa Janis will probably continue being | a “star” for as long as she can keep! the dollars rolling her way. «ee T {8 rather Interesting to note that I two youngsters—Miss Janis and George Washington Cohan—are on ths crest of the wave of prosperity that has etruck Broadway. The attractive- ness of youth, as well as cleverness, probably has a great deal to do with this, Thare's no denying that theatre- goers like to see young people on the stage. George Ade realized this when “The Bad Samaritan" went down to failure at the Garden Theatre, The day Still 1f you ask him to do so he growls. He’s a hgndy thing to have around the house, Tho’ I cannot say he’s “quiet as 4 mouse.” Fo Fi or burglars through the dark lee in terror at his bark, A LITTLE PIN FOR YOUR HOW PERFECTLY DEAR OF You! HOW DID You after the opening performance ho said: “My mistake was in making my prin- cipal characters eligible for member- ship In the Old Folks' Home. It's the youthful spirit that keeps a comedy allye, and what I'm blaming myself for the depot. ‘The others then give Rash the laugh. But the trouble is that the audience doesn’t to any uproarious de- gree, It is a really amusing bit, how- ever, and Weber should be content with being mildly amusing. to-day js that I've known that all vlong, I put that spirit into “Che Col- lege Widow,’ and rhe piece was a suc- EVER HAPPEN TO KNOW WHAT 1 WANTED? GIRTHDAY, MISS POLLY! “i was the rush hour and she was nanging to a strap. "Of course,” she remarked, pausing in a gum- chewing exercise, “Maude Adams hav sot a whale lot of refinudness, but she ain't got enough intenalty to sult me.” Peter was being “panned.” CHARLES DARNTON. Which makes him very handy ‘round the house! OTIS A. KERR. Editor Animal Department: Do you cut cats up to make catsup? ADOLPH FINN. Editor Ant Department: | Is a “Peanut Butcher” subject to the .iles of the Board of Health? Is {t not cruel in children playing the game called “Letting the Old Cat, Die?” TOM | fditor Animal Department: . Can you tel! me the address of an apiarist, a bee man? I have had a lot of hives all winter that I have been itching to get rid of. Address | I Want You My Honey, Yes I Do! Macomb’s Dam Bridge, N. Y. | eas just for that reason." feared ‘The College Widow" was L {3a curlous fact, though, that Ade doomed to failure. The last dress rehearsal, given before an audience The Girl from Kansas. By Alice Rohe. IM PARDEE] ask him where he got off he says he was born in| never had such a dresaing down since Kansas, but|he was five years old. e's been in Wyom:| “ ‘There ain't anybody ever talked to % 80 long he has|me lke that red-faced hyena in blue carnea how to apend| Uniform,’ he complained. ‘Why didn't I ] yoney without no-| knock him down? What's the use of ) leing it. Jim just bucking up aiinst any one with brass nade a rich haul In| buttons on? You always et the worst he cattle business, of it. I asked that creature a ctvil | ind he came to New question, but he talked to me Mie I srk to mingle with| Was an escaped criminal. “‘T had to start in on (him then. Thate 2 Li HEART ara HOME PAG _,., for WOHEN ‘Nixola Greeley Smith uy ~ Devised and Illustrated WS KKK (Copyright by Walt McDougall.) By Walt MeDougall HE LOG OF NOR the gay, untram- * vind aritits of the | *hat'a the matter with me. ‘That white | seat glorious city | led brute called for help and put me <= most lori Joif the car. This New York ism’t what it's cracked up to be, I haven't met anybody vet who wouldn't take candy from a child. Talk about your be- hemlan camaraderie! Huh! You ought to come out to Painted Post.’ “Jim says New Yorkers will take any thing vou've got; that you stand treat to a fellow and when the waiter lays the change down the guest will pick it up and put {t in his own pooket, if you're not watching, “"T never saw such lowe, tight hearted propositions,’ said Jim. ‘I can’¢ stand for these treat experts who ab ways commence to tell a funny story ! when it’s thelr turn to set ‘em up. We } don’t do things like that in Wyoming.” 1 “Jim says the New Yorkers are stingy. He's pining for real civilized | Wyoming.” of the Union. “To make matters plain, Jim is what is commonly known In local color melo- drama as a Western type. There was nothing on earth that could trighten iin, Not even the sight of an opera iat and evening clothes. I say ‘was’! because when Jim came in fast night jo see us he was the meekest, white-| fuce-looking creature you ever Saw, Jim} dmita there {8 only one thing on earti| sot him «cared to death, and car conductor, I'm a llt- le bit sorry about this. Jim might have ne some good refarm work along that line, - WHAT HAPPINESS IS. | By Nixola Greeley-Smith. EY were Wlking about happiness, “Once,” said the girl, “I was perfectly, radiantly happy for five whole hours," “Humph,” answered the man, “that's a large allowance, IT am twenty years older than you and I can only recall being perfectly happy for about five minutes. I'll tell you about mine, though of course you ‘can't ttell me about yours. You're s9 hopelessly sentimental that I know it evelves about a man. I was happy all alone and for no reason “It was on a hunting trip In the Rockies and I was sleening out of @oars. T woke up one morning ait 4 o'clock with a feeling of utter physical contentment such as I had never folt before in my life. Every worry I had ever had in iny Ilfe was blotted from my mind and 1| seemed to be literally floating in the marvellous Colorado | alr. Por five ininuies I lay perfectly sti in a veritable ecstacy of comfort. Then it passed. Flor jthe smell of the guides reached my nostrils. I knew I was hungry ays he got on a car at the Post- nde in eafety till he thought) must be where he started out to be.| When he approached the contuctor to) folks back in V paper until the space within the figure is filled. The moistened pencil lines wilt ACDInE of writing paper] ic it from flowing outside the figure, ‘pout three inches square, and| Now place the polnt of a pin over some with a lead pencil, the polnt of] polnt in the figure near the edge. The jy tas beon dipped in water, draw| pin point must penetrate the surface of 3 uare, a triangle, or any| the water, but must not touch the geometrical figure. Put the paper| paper. At once the paper will float ‘ofully on a pan of water, letting around until the pin points directly to caveiand leaving the surface dry. Ca the centre of the figure. See if you fully drop water on the surface of tha| can find out wiry’ it does this. A Puzzling Trick, on earth again, Hearing this discuasion the other day I couldn't help making some reflec- fohs on the man's assinption—a perfectly correct one—that the woman‘s happl- ess had been dependently sentimental, while he confessed that in the supreme moment of his Ife he led been solitary. What seemed really surprising was hat a happiness so entirely physical as his should have been dissipated by a whifr of bacon which, one would naturally assume, might have intensified {t Rt the idea that, as Byron expressed tt, happiness was born a twin is 0 universally pted even by prosaic man that the possibility of finding one'a seentest happiness alone srms revolutionary, if not Impossible, io safe to conclude, however, that any happiness one finds entirely by one's- @ very inferior article; indeed, one that for womankind, at least, does not plece axist, To some people happiness typifies a state of exuberant effervescence, but in fts highest form It is a serene, smiling, ail pervading peace—a steady inner glow | Mies shines in subdued radiance from the eyes or lurks in the half dimpling cor- gers of a woman's mouth. Women are more permanently, men more Intensely happy, perhaps. Happiness, in {us highest filghts, beats at the gate of heaven and, perhaps before a day has passed, trails {ts singed wings in the burning ‘marl. May Manton’s Daily Fashions. NQUESTI O N- ABLY the U blouse sult Is the favorite one for Uttle boys, and very charming and attractive tt 1s, This one 1s shown in blue Hinen and bs just as smart and becoming as it is simple and easily made, Tt would, however, be pretty in galaten or in Iehaki, in gingham or in any similar material of the sturdier, washable sort, and also in serge and the lke for smmediate wear, ‘There can be no great happiness without corresponding unhappiness, and for whatever moments of ecstasy the Fates vouchsafe us we pay them heavy | interest in our heart's blood and haven't even the satisfaction of prosecuiing them for the usurers they are. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. father would not let us marry, now I havo just received his’ picture that I gave him anyself a long time ago, Would it be in accordance with the NO 16.—THE FIRST OIL TRUST TRIAL. 2 © * This Log Was Kept by Noah's And I hung 'round to tatch the sport. | By minstrel jokes of vintage rare ‘Third Son, JAPHET, and Is Hero They tried the merry Kangaroo To take folks’ minds from off the Bear, Turned Into Versified Vornaoular by For boosting Oil Price in the Zoo. i The Raccoon from Missouri tried ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. ® * & ‘They sought to serve the Hairless Bear fo stem the swelling humor-tide, ~———_—_—_——_rrerereeeee With three eubpoonas in his lair, But faited to plea a sinate: (act ve Ten process-servers scoured the Ark, On which his Western ld act. March 1 J. trouble, s0 the song has stated, But still he managed to keep dark, TRO OOS Ore te ES ANGY: aoe * From March the Seventeenth is datea (Although his son springs masrims bright { z ne Leaving the poor Raccoon alone, The Seventeenth's just past, and we On “walking in the ways of Light"). Still vainly twatting to be “shown! "AN perplexed i a (Sve alfairs by. writing Betty. uid be addressed to ove ning ‘World, Post-Office ork. "She Sneaked Away. AM a yout old and have man twenty-one years nav been in love with a syoung lady for the past year. She| laws of society if 1 should not send Received our “trouble” C. 0. D. | The Kangaroo at first was sore, (For further details see Wednesday's Bvening| pile serge and t he loved me, but I| back his ; Cea 5 " Dont talieve it. One might wo were at | Mamma saysrit woulde "eRe! Be’l* The Zoo ordained a tral cours, But eet the court-room in a roar |nvorld this page.) c-_ | walte ftaen mae @ bail and she sneaked away from me It would be very bad form, indeed, to {mS yerakig ite 4 Bad wont home with another, fellO¥ 265 the cing. You ahiowld nen te . to a aressy oven he next day er that T wai f° Loud back dark cots DO PORE ANIA aah A rol a . HINTS FOR THE HOME. HEALTH AND BEAUTY. sions: the Genk, col ae . He Cannot Marry. Dear :Betty: AM a young lady of elghteen am keeping company wi commended for play and hard ‘The quantity of On half the rounds spread a little soft | By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. butter, add a thick layer of finely = chopped and seasoned cold meat; cover | Fi with remaining round and press to- or Gray Hair. Cornstarch Blanc Mange. CALD 1 pint milk in a double bofler. Mix 2 tablespoonfuls of sugar, pincn Pimples Again. on banging around, &@ young man five years older thun myself, of salt and 2 tablespoongfuls grated | gether. Brush tops with milk, place OUBT.—The f i material required care for me. He takes ‘me out 2| chocolate in a small waucepan, moisten |one inch apart on greased tins and pets fd H. B.—Bo mute your Atemhon Je in] fir the medium size Please let me know if t she} place without me, but he maid smooth and then pour into hot milk. . | 3 the ls Acldn de drone? Bowes a) livands #1, 88-0 yards eaves me, Would You aged Nerevor| to: support ts widowed’ mottere ent | Mix 4 level tablespoontule cornstarch Minute Pudding. | FAC a | Petar elyearine: (Auta: dremel maniny| aaloria suivante A | | Ra see, Rave hemalone? BURT. | would ike to know it I am foolish to | with @ lttle cold milk, add it to the|“[ HIS is very cheap and very pale: ounces of witeh| grains; alooiol, 2 fluid ounce; rose | inches wider 4 would leave her alone, It may do|€0 with him. He is very kind’ and | other ingredients; cook ten minutes un- ‘table, Put one quart of milk or hazel ie : tjuld Ounces, Mix and dis-| pattern 5802 1s Good. | Host actions: tndloata, pretty | Senuena™y R. R. | th the mixture ts smooth and thick, waar cr ths Beavasend beet: abul fea Glan acai Apply night and morning. cat in. sizes for 6 i ly, then pour into cold, | it bolls, add one teaspoonful of salt, : Nea 6 and 8 ly that there's no use for you to stirring constant 4 | towaverc (ie poste Ne Savarotct or i quieeaparteen| Nos S803. ; ee ie: flavin Anh: Sie SAL ds, egornen 98 | haltis turning grav {Perspiring Hands. ns of Boy's “Buster Brown" Su ' wet oups or moulds, Serve coki with end SPAT Fedo) thick as mush, stirring constantly while would increase the 4 f adding flour. ak 1 one| PRY this formula to cure perspira- | Would Keep the Ring. | Sandwich Biscuit. Serve with milk or, cream Into which sritoh “Waxed one thie formula | eure) pater pa ‘Call or send by mall to THE HVENING WORLD MaY MAN- i Doar Deity: ’ IFT together one pint flour, one-|nutmeg has been grated, or with a sauce te a . i ON FASHION BUREAU, Ne, 21 Weet Twenty-third steeet, Now ' AM on young girl of twenty-elght and third teaspoon, salt, one teaspoon | nade Collowa:. One cupful ‘suear, ublimate hag at five grains; distilled witch haz obtain ort, Bend ten cents in coin or etampe fer each pattera eraerea, ae baking powder. Rub in one heap- oes Sethaite fore aeniapoons tendency to Bleach halt en Sune. ‘Theee IMPORTANT—Write your name and sdérem plaimy, amd 04-| 2 cne-helt_oup7 butjes,) four tablespoons but 1s otherwise| Wepecially useful for moist, clammy Go with him i¢ you also go with other] ing tablespoon butter, Mix to a soft 3 patterns } ware epecify sive weated, men: But under the cirournstances_you with’ milk. Roll out three- perfectly “harmtess when used on the} }ands, Drop a little over the surface a rounds, several times a day. a ie hei OR: