The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1906, Page 13

The 13, 1900. v Evening World’s Home Magrazine, Tuesday en ie MRS. NAGG AND MR. — By Roy L. ROTHER “B WIL Ln i THE SQUEALERS; or, How Everybody Gets Justice (?) By George NeManus Tre ane Ouie ‘6 R. SMOOTH—is he?’ led to M “Mr, James J, Corbett’ in a ine on the programme at Proctor's Fifth Avenue Theatre yester- |aay afternoon, when the Cashel Byron jof a few weds ago realized nis long- | cherished ambition to play a “Wille McCardell. whom he {s always talking—Sncezle the Fish and Robble the ‘Tead—and | 11 what queer nickname DISCHARGE. EVERY Boby! ITS THE ONUY WAY WE. CAN GET EVIDENCE! needs a new suit of YVelothes, Mr. Nagg So do you? Well,| them. er young seviety men give cach othe well, they have new clothes, lots of | Wilile told me that they open- TO STEAMSHIPS AND TRAINS LST oF INDICTMENTS NAME "CRIME Q a | DONT of all the selfish | ed a clothing store in Mount Vernon | <0 our PRISONERS. ACC Collier part." Perhaps he was Mr, men! You only/one night last week. He wanted to | WITHOUT NERA TO THE GAR PRISONERS |Smooth; he certainly wasn't Colliers " ht a | ‘ | think of yourself| go in with them, but he didn’t even ‘A HALO oINe eae 7, poReecition BINS ACLEONC | saerrecaetTeoaee algae at as Mn: Y = 5 | Mr. Conbett went along al PP’ first, but it is just| have car fare to go to Mount Vernon, Sakae: =e R | go-tucky galt, making no attempt, am. and so he missed his chance. I have made up my mind that he shall have a new cuit of clothes if { have to buy them out of my own money. “But that is always, the way give me money to run’ the h I let eome of the bills run to get a drees or a hat for myself, and then Brother Willie needs something and at I might have expected. How do you think Brother Willie can get a nice position somewhere, some day, moless he is well dressed? “Oh, fou need not sneer, | \Negg. Willie is only waiting ‘@ suitable position, and then he Mr. for will y. to be any one but himself, He 4 to enjoy his performance im- sely, and. the members of the stock pany appeared to share his pleasure, fiss Loulss Randolph was the only one who had a tight hold on her lines, the only one who did not let the general ponsibility rua away with her. She | played Vera Vane with a distinct air |and dressed the part in @ manner that made the matinee girls and mothers sit go to work; he is only a boy, not much over twenty-four, and yet you|! have te meyer Diitecired hee ue up und take particular not pe , eas too mean to help him. A day w! | Corbett aired the wardrobe whic! expect him to be a slave. Yes, he Is vb ae a “ill b Ln wore at ed Daly's, evea “going to work. I asked him if he/COme when you w LA See as THE 00. | to d-white checked Eng- you have treated Brother Willle. He DID IT! jis was part of Cashel Cor- was not, and his exact words to me So you see, |Sorns to say anything to you because jwere ‘Not yet, but soon!’ “Besides, one of his young friends | OU have such a brutal temper and | TWEEN the a stereopticon Sh the Joly Pali-Bearers is having | Have threatened to kick him. You iB wequainted Pr matrons with gw coming-out party, and Brother Wil-| Should be ashamed of yourself. You (22 tho tact tmnt soa of Aro het ha Os ota ¥ ver Y j was n store ‘or em, " tiie wants to go slumming, and you| Were the first person to find fault maxt week CAniclld Blnigtae (would AY certainty wouldn't expect him to go| ¥ith him because he kicked an old be seen in ail the glory of her about $ n"” production of | gentleman a month or 6o ago, and @lumming unless he was _ nicely at zs eas i you are the ver; that sets ‘Mile. Marni hen came moving Pic dressed. People raight think he | TO ple ia euch tl : tures of “The Opium-Smoker's Dream"* S pGlivea:in the slums himself, Oh, he| hm an example In such things. |—a peculiarly fanciful serles—followed Mi) will pay you back. You can depend! “If he was your brother you FADS AND FANCIES — \by “A Tragedy at Sea” that was de- lon that. He doesn't ask it a3 a favor;|COWdn’t do enough for him, but as (ite jlignitully frottesome fter these dl- Sit 1 aaa | y bro ist you act! im LANG verting Interrupt Mr, Smooth” was pho will pay it back. If he wears any | He 1s my brother this is how you act smoothed out. It 1s rather dlMcult to “You will get him a suit of clothes, you say? Well, you can understand that he will be too proud to thank you. He intends to pay you—pay you for everything. The last time you acted so brutally to him I heard j him say ‘I will pay him for this!’ |My own dear father, who has now wf your clothes you get very angry, why don't you get him some lothes of his own and then he won't under any obligations ¢o you? “A young wan cannot get a position where these days unless he is He hadn't the heart to refuse any- PETER KETTLE, the Boy Who Couldn't Grow Up. T. 0. McGill. | BINKS, THE BHEL BOY, By Mark Madigan. keep your mind ie RE will be some tall hustling n the play at Proctor’s, between the Hippodrome and Madison Square Garden to-more g, when a number of n & Dundy’s circus acts will t both places, At least @ row ev ‘Thomp: |be seen where they are to givesthelr acts a@ & yy “ALL Rie y Pe . y | Alwell dressed, and Brother Willle has | passed away, lived beyond his means, (rein sy) San ‘“é AT BE Li Davenit 1eG ies Uns | eee acre nce entt pee tena dozen of the Hippodrome's performers pie i pueMhe arse palerayan ieW een tlaant Sect ay Me ap day of St,” sald Binks the| her she mustn't say nothin’ to nobody are ‘d from the Garden, 2 UBER Aer Date Cet! Sea vay Bell Boj; as he carelessly |and walt ttl ahe tiare from wis, and t| ll be traced [0 0S Co My = 5 Hard on his clothes. He really ought to have a valet, but if he did have one I suppose you would never stop body anything, and so when the bill collectors called at the house he used to send mamma to the door to tell jrolted up a bundle of yellow backed | Dilla and had the coat room boy bring | him. ‘his fur-lined coat. Wot was doin’? queried Bell Boy ducks down to the telephone and calls up the address she gave mo and throws a scare into ‘em by tellin’ ‘em I'm the |old geezer's gon, and the whole family’s tures of the Purim ball and {festival In aid of Beth Israel Hospital, nd even the animals have announced to leave home and special f king about it. Don’ Mr, | them he was out of town! Ss 5 ‘ i r willingne: fal She i Don't smile, Mr. “Yes, I am crying. I wasn’t used | {! No. 23, as he read the quotations from a} dyin’, and I've got to send him word at a vaeled a Mahitgi iankel egg. Willie has lots of friends in| to such sordid acenes as thie In my TRmpp| | (28S strip of ticker paper hanging over | once. i | Oy Oe J , He Jolly Pall-Bearers who have |own pleasant girlhood home in Breok- NAR the back of the bell boys’ bench, “They tells me he ain't been there for Wolw HOPPER and the ties valets. There is a young man who|lyn. I wouldn't have asked you for | _“F've been helping an old lady from) two days and that he's at this here very | merry people of ‘Happyland” medataS iseia cole! He | #ything for myself, I did not intend Pitteburs find her husband, and, say,|botel, and as I was goln’ out of the : a hearty welcome pace soc ey to ask you for anything for Brot vi ve that E 4 ah had a valet. And Willie says that willie, but you started it all yourseit, even prize-fighters have valets, and | I do not want anything from you, but @ my brother isn’t as good as a I do think that if you cre so gener- Jockey or a prize-fighter I would like | e ornee pecnle BS us house you Saree mig) notice that I need some new to Know the reason why? spring clothes, too “Two of Brother Willle’s friends of | me! Don't speak to I will never forgive yor PAGE: HEART ana HOME ‘ $ 5 « ) | water. |haven't we had a busy time of It! | “I got on the Job the first turn out of ; the box when I came on this morning. She had just come in and was in a | terrible stew about something. I could eee: that. Well, I gets the contract to ee her and her grip up to the single |foom she engaged, |top of the dresser and turns on the lght, and asks her {f she wants some That seemed to get a rise out of her, and she says: | "You look ike a good boy, and I am ; going to tell you something,’ and I says |to meself here's where I get a contract telephone booth I sees Bell Bo: who tells me he's waitin’ on game that’s been goin’ on for two days, | where they an old cheese | trom Pittsbur “I'm on, and make No. 65 go get his name. It's our man. I go to him and I ‘and I dusts off the|Say his wife's here, and he looked at} spectacle. |me sad-eyed, like one of them pet dogs, | says: Good Lord! Ain't it enough to lose $90,000 on full hands without havin’ your come for you?’ phen he says: and wi you'll have to give me satisfaction later audience where a flock a big utre, ck of trained ns which flew about the Grigo- latis troupe of aerialists was a new | fenwure of Klaw & Erianger's big j At the Fourteenth Street | Theatre Magician Kellar offered a new la bewildering —“'s called | “The Witeh, | chanted Mo: e O'Hara, who ap- pleasing peared ia * 1 seaman for WOMEN |to take a lot of advice about going to 8 lee uE OLY = STRANGER’ ted b |Sunday-school. She looked like one of ‘"Then he says to i I will be brought over from them kind, Here, young fellow. Here's a hun- Longon by Hackett & Cur- | Ni I H i “But nixey! She tells me, just as, red for you. Go and tell my wife T left) 247, season, The piece has ] Ixo a reeley Smith | though I was one of her long-lost broth- | for Pittsburg last night and for her t0/ created something of a ‘sensation at 4 ‘ ers, that her husband, who got promoted |*tart home at once, I'm off to catch | the Criterion, where the _princtpal } toltheldobyof PreadentioestherConedite| theltrain I character—a boy of five—is played by eo as) ath dated Brass Brushing Company from a{ “Then he gives me a note to show/a dwarf who Is sald to lool lke @ Domestic Retaliation ses ATTA 08 a Inoffice boy--where he starved when he{Rer to make good oy. 1 goes and shows |haby, ‘This odd tittle actor, who ts ; qi ° wa Etat was just off the milk bottle—took on'| her the note, and she cries a Uttle and | fifte id whose name ts Garratt, % q : e CD ASW ees ay | ~ , say gives me a twenty-spot for my trouble all pro! come to New By Nixola Greeley-Smith. SN Bi jhe habit of comin’ to New York about | ang hits the trail for the train. ly “The Little Stranger’ tells a ; { Dear Miss Greeley-Smith: é RL i TE eaatlaiwiee u 1.| “Say, it's a great world, ten't it?" | To cure his wife of a I Variety, re 2) a rad) he vi always pretty good, | ! Y, as we know, being the spice of life, let the neglected wife try | |accordin’ to her story, and got back | eas i j, the antidote. When he arrives hon at “2 o'clock of a cold morning, with home before the g: es was locked; at i She Called the Turn. spirit has entered ‘hs overcoat dangling on his arm,” and then later on {n the day slee a f ps it least My alw: But this tri REPT ree one are ae ahem eiet) : st, nearly always, But this trip, jan diny boy, taking westace potest didi aA Ee Ten, He etn ie feed easily) Fae (odunsr00 ANY | when he was goin’ to New York, a sassy UDGE PARKER Is said to tell as a] the baby's pla thenlcseleleeaes SL ‘ , happy wiedge that he + SITTING ON HORSES society paper printed a piece about his | favorite story the tale of a young! astounds body by 8 a forgiving wife, and concequently a never-ending vista of happy sprees FOR AWHILE AFTER: . | a \ g before tim. He Opens tho door. The accnstaned odor of delightful viands NE ZORT VOUIHON i274; Slt te] New kone! Just whanla nopern Fe invaweetaaaen sheet | ea eat BAC ea he a . Reece ee | troupe * oN ‘ol no invited his sweetheart to take a | Master Garratt has scored a great hit ctietcca ne eat fal esd “i troupe was goin’ on to New York, and | wio i é }3 ere wee $a missing. A cold chill plays up and dowa that the opera troupe had a fine lady buggy ride with ne young woman | jn London. fis back, Everything {9 quiet—very qulet. Another chili—and another. Something is wrong. Ho is sure something is wrong. He approaches a slip of paper on the table sideways, for fear it rises up and strikes him. It , Peads: “Dear George—Gone to an afternoon tea at Mrs. Brown's. May not be back till late—maybe not till about 2 A, M.—DOLLY.” Does he stagger? Does he faint? Does he fall down in a fit? No. He just stands there. ‘Then gradually, very gradually, he wakes up. Because he has been slep- ing. To cast pearls before swine is foolish. To withhold the pearls and wallow in e pig-sty of your own brings the pig to terms. But, ah me! The futility of dt. So few Dollys can come down to meet the swine on his own in — work ovt, as many @n experimenting Dolly has found! at the cost of her own self-esteem and little hurt to ier husband. i It {s, carried to its extreme, the motive which has made | the success of so many French comedies and the 'failuro of “© many French households. 1 But thore {@ nothing in {t. A man stays out until 2 o'clock | ind has an uproariously good time, But the svoman who) vould put in the same interval at Mrs. Brown's as the reader ~ : e might have been sleeping comfortably all the time. That s just where the injustice of the thing comes in, There Is 10 equivalent dissipation that would amuse us at all. And here would be no use in deepening our depression over the fellinquent's absence by listening to Mrs, Brown ‘roast’ . Brown, I em not a member of the W. C. T. U. a christening, but laughter is its extreme unction. |) Men generally know about tho necesstly of teary to a_ woman's bliss, only too day ‘of them believe in immersion—want love to take a regular Baptist dip— ‘whereas 1 gentle sprinkling answers the purpose far better. I say this without plas for or against any Church whatever. ‘Wives are apt to be too dependent on their husbands for society and amuse- ment, consequently too exacting. eothere must always be the eame difforence between Brown's and Mrs. Brown's Wiews of his nights with the boys till Mrs. Brown geta as many outside interests ksho'hos, And that may not be tll the miHennium, HEALTH AND BEAUTY. mula for prepar- ing Mme wate! Take some well- burned limestone and _ pour water over {t aa long as the Imestone will ISS N, B.—No erease. if thorovrhiv (washed out of the skin, will pro- duce hair, but olive ofl will in time make the skin sallow, and is not to be advised. A Cure for Hives. TT. Is all very wel tn theory, But in practice it doesn’t | evening FOR ABDOMINAL “FLOSCLE os Lesson IT, 'T Js not just when baby begins to man- | ifest a desire to trot around on his | own ttle legs that the exeretses that! ghall make those same little leg. strong enough to support his chubby body sould begin, window for an ‘hour or @o every day, without a single stitch of clothing on it, Of course due precaution és to be taken! that the room Is ‘well warmed, and that! there are no draughts of cold air to strike the delicate skin and result in colds and chills, L.—Are you that your diet is sat Blonds alzigrwipe tear When. baby’s clothes are taken off, in it that had a lot of diamonds that |the stockholders of the Brass Brush Company paid for, “And some friend of the family sent her a copy of the paper, and she didn't Pay no attention to it, But when her | husband didn’t show back home when. [he said he would, she hikes out for New York to find out about it. “Well, then she goes on and asks me how she's goin’ to find him, “I tells her I guess I can help, and I | gets the address of the place where he's supposed to make his business head- quarters in New York, uggests would be Ingloriously bored to death and would face ble from every point MM sorts of wrath and destruction when she came home, when ReGen ee hae tration it 1s made of T can't see that the absorption by piupriate for all the ‘Brown of immoderate quantities of whiskey makes him do anything worse than simpler washa- ‘appear supremely ridiculous. But that !s precisely what he can't afford to be In ble matertals of the wit eyes. Wo may weep our eyes out over & man and see him through coming season, and gUiritying rainbows of love after tears, but we can’t laugh at him, Bie Met ogee thon lente 7 ‘Tears are the baptism of woman's love; indecd, are as essential to it as water weight wools, such as REY THHICAL MOVEMENT tor LEGs. BETTY’S BALM FOR A Lovers’ Quarrel. Peay Betty A Voung man ela: T have been eong wath dy my age for over a year. Agbha ima tf sa amet’ eg out with; Would have been foolish. speaking now. Is tt my place to Ko to her, or hers to come to me? w.M. I think you should go to her, Unless years ol} ‘a young you were engaged, you hea no right year. 5! He Seeks Her ‘‘ Past.”’ men of twenty-five Jove wi he to be #0 exacting. and even then it | First the baby les upon his back, then ipon the abdomen, while thie ts being cone through with, Ina short time the legs can be held one In each hand, and the entire body lifted, using the little legs as levers, until its welght rests pon the shoulders. Instinctively the ght! Tight + bands and cramped clothing, . i back OTR are HUDbALAA should never be encouraged. The Uttle | TxRow:.the WEIGHT on SHOULDERS lice one, will stiffen the peo Evo et | sirable for the remod- v @ ie) lmbs should be free to Kisk and swing) a-ataty, and achdy Htted up and down.) care must be exercised to sce that no | HINA, Le Soe Sel Se Seound trying | CuIDS: We h often ime Water. well, a¢ the lime water attracts car-/4ll they want at any and all times. | /in riyihmical motion, as far euch way'| etradn fs put upon the still soft and {ing trig himeeit without any asvist= | means limited materlal. RS 1. OF Ww. ponte Sue from ite air,-thereby weak- eer abronely, tate the’ littie\ one’ be| Se they will go without strain. Great! practically unformed musole masses. | ance from his grown-up attendants, phey abled a simply nM os tratght an gathered —Here is a left to He wpon a bed or upon @ confert- - M simple tor-| Skin Treatment. able on the floor in or near a sunny S foe ablb dedi Sho LOV RS. that the whole dress fearing she might feel offended. take her oast life You will have @ detective to ferret » had a very fetching lisp, says the Phil- adelphia Ledger. When they reached a jrather lonesome bit of road the young man announced: This {s where you have to pay toll or a squeeze.” exclaimed his “Oh, Mr. companion, | CHARLE | ON LIFE’S HIGHWAY. Sons of rich lave behind them, ‘Ns they zlpp past those who drive, st and odors to remind them t it's lucky they're alive. cago Record-Herald, DARNTON, D May Manton’'s HE simple frock that is easily made is the sone that busy mothers find most attractive and here is a model that ts so | pretty at the same time that {t beoomes des:ra pale blue chambre with trimming of white embroidery, and is just as dainty as well can be. It Is, however, ap- cashmere and the like fimmediaten rewhile again {t allows a cholce of the full or plain front, so that there are ‘many possibiiitles found in the one de- sign, The full front ts prettier and perhaps | better for the dressier \trocks, but the plain front ts equally correct, and is particularly de- can be laundered with Girl’ perfect ease and success, ‘Phe quantity of material required f yards 27, 81-4 yards 8, or 21-2 yards 44 ‘and 2 yards of eGging 4 inches wide to of age. Meow te ‘or send by mall to Obtain These IMPORTANT—W: specify sine wanted Pattern No, 500 ts cut in sizes for girls of four, Daily Fashions, 's Dress—Pattern No, 5300. ‘or the medium ize (eight years) te 41-2 inches wide, with §4-8 yards of tynding trim as illustrated, x, elght and ten years THE BVENING WO: TON FASHION BUREAU. No, 21 West Twenty-third ai Lot, Bend tea cents in coin or stamps for each pattera rite your name and eddress plainiy,