The evening world. Newspaper, March 9, 1906, Page 17

The Evening sWorid's OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. By Roy L. McCardell. N matter how the dispute between the Haines and anti-Haines factions in the 8. P, C. A. comes out to-day we shall continue to keep our own Animal Department open for business, advice, com- plaints and contributions every other day, if we feel like {t, So many anxious persons write us asking when the Animal Department will close that we in- sistently repeat: It will be open every other day if we feel like it. One correspondent asks us if we do not think our Anfmal Department !s going to the dogs. We answer that it {s. It is going to the horses and the cats and the canaries as wall—going to all our animal friends and to all our friends who are animals, Cece sv carwaccs Editor Animal Department: A friend of mine recently returning from Paris informs me that while In that clty she met King Leopold, and asked him if he had raised Belgian hares long. He seid he had raised Belgian hares since he stopped being a beardless boy. L, HARRISON. Editor Animal Department: Those interested in nature study and all lovers of our animal friends will be glad to know that they can have a splendid opportunity to study the habits of night-hawks if they will loiter carelessly near the cab-stand on Long Acre Square any evening after dark. It will surprise many to know that night-hawks can be taught to swear. J. GREEN. Editor Antmal Department: You state that the Animal Department will be open every other day it you feel like it. Do you mean to-morrow and yesterday? I have bought The Evening World every other day, but have missed it. . OCCASIONAL READER. Answer: Look in this space every other day. Editor Animal Department: 1, Where can I get a tame Welsh rabbit? I have a muff and a stole of coney fur. 2. Do coneys come from Coney Island? ANXIOUS. Answer: 1, Welsh rabbits cannot be tamed. 2. Consult Wood's Natural History—back to the Woods, as it were. Editor Animal Department: You would be surprised to learn how many people look for the Animal Department every other day. I hear hundreds say they “can't see it at all!’ Personally I am so interested in animal study that T have my study full of animals. Stuffed foxes, stuffed squirrels, and we often have stuffed pig for dinner. What I say about my animal study 1s correct. If you will visit me you will see a tiger hide behind the door. P. S.—Is a hyphen a bird or an animal? H. SCHWAB. Answer to P. S.: A hyphen ts the missing link, Editor Animal Department: 1 love to read the Animal Department, but am in the dark as to its pur- pose. Shail I go to the Zoo and get some light on the subject from the tapir? Or do you think the seal would give me better impressions? B. B. H., Harlem. Answer: Ask any duck you meet Editor Animal Department Mg. Did! Andy Hamilton bring the “Yellow Dog” back from Europe with him? Is it cruelty to animals to kick a clothes-horse in the slats? AN ANIMAL FRIEND, The Girl from Kansas. By Alice Rohe. G6 gr isn't a fore-Jas an one conelu- jon,” sald the cia from Kansas, “that every lady who writes. on Waldort- Astoria stationery Uves at the hyphen- hited wayside Inn any more than that every entertainment committee. If there's any thing gretes on the nerves of a near New Yorker it's this conduct. Ing the friends of your childhood around se swell bungalows, Abe an J vod ja Ga time of their itfen: tinaacton end mene arly died of mor- when the bellboy got throu; howtng us over the hotel? Give hin uct y, you don't know Abe. He just held out his hand, and of course Buttons thouglit Something lke a two-spot c Abe gave him the rm. Ye jus automobile yell owns ‘ false alarm, He just Wh e through with that he sald: “Thank yet Here's my card. I'm head of River Datry Company, © Out west look me up be only tc aad Ti ¥ too glad to show you ‘Oh, tt was awful “T used to wonder why Cora Carson al- Ways made a bee line for the Turkish roam of the Wal- ort the minute her correspondence plied up, but since I've been getting all kinds T never will dare edhe! to show my face at the St, Regis « ras-Cora’ remind-/ what are you smiling at?’ T ery Bleeding Kansas’ I've begun] Charlie Fourflush has promised to'taike to get next to Cora’s Iittle game. “Abe Hilliker and his bride—who was Jennie Mary Petty—are here on a wed- ding tour, “Abe was just set on seeing the St. Regis, and just because Jennie Mary und J used to go to school together when we were six years old he delegated me us there to lunch some day. actions were nearly as humiliating as Jennie Mary's screaming the Hotel Astor, where Oscar Hawkins Ine vited us to'dinner. Oscar asked us If wo'd like wine, and Jennie Mary and Abe sald ‘Yes" ‘so quick vou coule hear their teeth strike. When t came Jennie Mury fairly shrieked: ‘Why, Abe, look! It's champagne!" Why, Albe's THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE BEATEN. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. 66] [Jf #2NEVER I see my husband coming up the road at 2 of @ cold winter's morning, with his overcoat dangling on his arm,” safi a suburban wife com- placently the other day, ‘I know exactly what's happened, and I don’t feel the least inclination *to scold. If he can talk when he oomes in he says: ‘Now, dear, don't fuss.’ And I answer: ‘Oh, no. Did you have a good time?’ And that's all till the next day, when he has slept it off and tells me how sorry he 1s.” ‘This is the philosophy of beaten wives. Not the kind we sco in the police courts, with bandaged foreheads and discolored eyes, but of those who have suffered more per- manent injuries by having all their fine principles and prej- udices and illusions shattered on the rook of masouline selfishness. The particular bride who thus formulated her working principle of matrimony asked me what I thought of it, and I anewered: ‘Well, it's good sense and good polloy, but ft doesn't seem to me to ‘There fs no spectaclo in the world more pitiful than a woman thoroughly resigned, calloused to a man's bad treatment. So long as she rebels, a0 long as he rails, so long as he can make her utterly miserable, we need not despair of her. But when she succumbs, we can only mutter to ourselves that wonderful “Prayer of Women,” that has lately been revealed to us was the work of @ man nd a critic: “Ah, hour of the hours, When seeing, he seeth all the bitter ruin and wreck of us. * . . 5 ° ° . All save the heart that forbeareth for pity, All save the Hving brain that condemneth him— All save the soul that he ahall never see Till the be one with it and equal; He who hath the bridle, but guideth not; He who hath the whip, yet is driven; He who as a shepherd leth upon us, ? But 1s himself a lost sheep, crying among the hills." ‘ Love, of course, is not a normal feeling. Fortunately for us, in {ts intenser ‘ and more uncomfortable forms it ts mther a rare one. But when I see a woman ‘whose own love 1s the lash of a slavery she despises fawning upon the hand of 2 Sea momentarily kind or shrinking from his anger, living @ life of les and ‘that his selfishness may grow and flourish day by dey, I am her highfalutin distance to have wandered from a the night way to recelve a drunken husband To the mas- very funny, perhaps. But whenever I hear a w. Home Magazine, Friday Evening. Marc h_ 9, 1906 SENATE OF THE SOCIALISTS A Circle for Millionaires’ Sons--And Others. BET ONE OF PA'S MILLIONS MLL RAISE 73 THE WIND I Now es The Circle Takes an Elevating-the- THE LOG OF NOAH’S RRK By Maurice Ketten, BACK sR! Back'eR WE'RE GOING To FAR g sete} STaP'ERY LHAVENT RESIGNED Devised and Illustrated (Copyright by Walt McDougall, | LEFT AGAIN)) Common-Pee-Pul Trip on an Airship. IIIf Sacre ereu! | || WHO Sain we HADINT ANY WIND By Walt PleDougal 4 \¢ aes iN NO sr2—MRS. NOAH FEEDS THE ELEPHANT ON TACT. °° * This Log Was Kept by Noah’s Third Son, JAPHET, and Is Hero Turned Into Veraified Vernacular by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. * * ® March Sth, 2348 B. C. 0-DAY the Elephant once more Butted right through our parlor door, Remarking: “You're well flwed in here; 1 don't mind if I stay ali year.” Pa shouted loud with wrathful vim: “Hey, boys! Let's Minor Morris him." But Ma cut in, with accents firm: “Deal gently with the pachyderm! If he gets mad he'll smash you flatter'n A pancake of the Teuton pattern. In handling elephants one should act (As with mere men) by using tact.” She made the Elephant at home And gave him strands of tool to comb And had him hold her knitting yarn And gave him Father's socks to darn, And made him fan away the flies; He found life with our familee Not all it waa cracked up to be . He groaned; “Thank heav'n I'm not @ human! Barth's toughest taskmaster is Woman She'll find more work for men to do Than e'en an El'phant could get tnrough. Me for the Hold! And there I'll stay! For though it's dark and shy on hay, T'll find no woman there, at least." Pa murmured softly: “Lucky beast!" (For further details see Monday's Evening World, this e.) that that stitutes any objection to us get- tine married? We both love eagh other very dearly. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. She Loves Her Junior. iad Dear Betty: AM a young lady twenty-seven, ‘of good health and looks, and have for tho past aix months been keeping company with a young man nearly ears my junior. Io you tink being ‘three years younger than MARY. all means act very coolly, if the) matter is optional with you, He is a yery stran, to the usu The Good-Night Kiss. ge Ibver and directly [opposite a man, * Till pretty soon, to his surprise, D—Here an persisted in, HEALTH By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. A Remedy for Freckles. excellent ecure for freckles, — bui this, like all other remedies, must be Tt ts @ freckle pomade. ts AND BEAUTY. jor nice powder, four ounces; oxide of |zine, one ounce; drop chalk, two ounces; |white clay (kaolin), two ounces; orrls root, two ounoos; white French chalk, lone ounce; carmine, fifteen grains; oll of laverder. thirty drops; off of cloyss thirty drops; oll of cedrat, fifteen drops; oil of rose geranium, fifteen drops. The Ary substances must be finely powdered and alfted through ail bolting cloth; ISS CATHERINE LEWIS, who, M at the Caroate Lyceum yester- day afternoon, began a series of interesting Old Testament ‘miracle playa,” by way of Lenten diversion, takes this view of the case: “Tt Is nositively extraordinary how tow seem to know anything about the storien of the Testament. Several members of my company and business associates who have acen the rehearsals, becoming interested, have gone home and read. perhaps for the first time since they were children, and, as I know for a fact in one case for the first time in thelr Uves Tf, through enjoyment of my. Series, I can cauae such an effect T shall feel repald for my weeks of work and worry. I hope they will affect many in sich & manner. It ts only through their interest and charm, however, thet {t can be done.”* s 2 OBERT B, MANTELL has been telling his New York troubles to Chicago. The story, which 1s worth repeating, dates back to last sea- son: “Tho stage of the Princess is very small, and my scenery did not fit It at all, They folded tt In four feot on elther side, and from the curtain to the back wall there wes a depth of only twenty feet in most places, though {t ran to twenty-seven feet In one quarter-of-a~ pound-of-cheese tndention. But before they put up the scenery the fireproof- ers had been busy. And when they got throuxsh my scenery looked from the front Ike nothing half so much as a quantity of mildewed black and dark green canvas. “Io add to the Joys of the occuston, my working staff accepted their entreo into Broadway soctety as an excellent opportunity to go bowling with high- balls, and their consequent attitude of disinterestedness was readily shared by the working force of the theatre, while my leading man, suffering from an {ll- ness that next day took him to the hos- pital, from which he has not yet emerged, was utterly unprepared to play his part. “However, I kept my temper, which waved me. The spirits of my worthily immortal ancestors seemed to gather roind me and bid me keep cool, When I made my entrance and began with the ‘Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York,’ and so'n’sa, 'n'so’n'so, at every third or fourth line some one of the stage force, working back of the drop in front of which I stood, would bump into me, and all but throw me into the footlights. But I kept my temper. I have oft2n wondered since how ever we got through, but we did, and next morn- ing many of the reviewers were very kind and said many nice things ebout 2 6 8 HRE'S another story from Chi- cago that has ® local interest: Dainty Edna Wallace Hopper hag quite recovered from her long {il- ness. She was always the prettiest of De Wolf Hopper's quartet of wives. Ghe indulged herself in the latest fash- fonable fad the other evening, and it made quite @ sensation among the guests of the Annex. After sue bad finished ber dinner HINTS FOR Maple Filfing for Cake. Be the whites of two eggs to a froth; 1 gill of water and 1-2 pound of maple sugar powdered fine, 1 teaspoonful of vanilla, or lemon ff pre- ferred, Boll the sugar and water until {t drops from the spoon in threads, stir the whites of the eggs into the boiling syrup, beating quickly all the the. When cold and thick, add the vanilla, Bearnalse Smelts. DELICIOUS breakfast or tuncheon dish is smelts, Bearnaise. Twelve large or eighteen medium-sized smelts will be suffictent. Split them down the backs, remove the backbones, rub with one tablespoonful of ofl and season with one-half pinch of salt and a dash of pepper. Put them into a double brofler and broil for two min- | mand Ou , of tho Theatres Mra, Hopper opened her exquisite vans of ity bag’ and extracted a minute beter 8 puff and calmly proceeded to powd her nose while gazing into the mirror inside the golden trifle. There was lots of rixbbering at the othor tabier, but: Mrs, Hopper was apparently oblivious of overy. pne in the dining-room ex- ‘cept herself, HXina Wallace haa forsaken musical comedy for melodrama, She {s playing the ingenue in “The Heart of Mary- jand.” "Yes," she said, “I have gone back to the real thing. I ought never to have given it up, but that was one of the many mistakes my marriage made me commit." A while ago De Wolf Hopper was din- cussing his fonmer wife and he said: “Yes, Edna fs all right on the s but whe Is h—— in a flat,” mee es 8 ERM-K-GERM, as the hotel clerk G Pronounced {t, fe coming back to help us celebrate St. Patrick's Day. Mr. Jerome, with the ald of. | Charles Battell Loomis, will provide ‘a feast of humor” at Mendelsohn Hall ; on the evening of green ribbon day. , His part of the ‘fesst” will be a re.) hast of what he served without after- noon tea at the Empire Theatre some,» months ago, ne ee « HERE'S nothing Itke dressing » part, James J. Corbett, who ‘@ appearing in “A Thief of thet Night" et Practor's Fifty-elghth Street ‘Theatre, claims a. new title, “The Fashion Plate of Vaudeville.” He ia tf defending tt with fourteen sults of.» clothes, and he declares, from bitter ~ expertence, that they are much more |? stylish than Shaw. t 5 t 4 . . | PRING styles of another nature will be exhibited at the Knickerbocker Theatre, beginning Monday night, when Frits! Scheff te to trot out the latest bonnets from Paris and London as a special feature of “Mlle, Modiste,” "if Oh, drumsticks! . ce 10 2 ba HE Kilties'’ Gordon Highland? I er Band will come to the Colonial Theatre next week, ,, ‘This will be the first New York ap-" pearance of this celebrated BScoteh «h band since ts return from abroad and. its first engagement in the vartettes,\(!t “The Kilties" include several native anoers, singers and bagplpers. ‘This 1s the same organization that wag!it heart several seasons ago at the Madie) son Square Garden. > . ° ° 4 O@ WEBER will give another SPO icy olal matinee of ‘“Twiddle-T waddle’ and “The Squaw Man’a Girl of the Golden West’ on Tuesday after- noon. This performance will be com- plimentary to Miss Maude Adams and Miss Histe Jamis and the members of the “Peter Pan" and “The Vanderbilt M Cup’ companies, ° oft A pathizes with the crushed critics ‘winds up a communication by asking “Hasn't Manager Brady gone ,., too far?" That depends entirely upon” the point of view. He has gonw tolW West Baden, Ind., to take the baths. CHARLES DARNTON. ——— THE HOME. mt utes, turning them from side to side.\[), Pour @ gill of Bearnatse sauce into a + (ish, arrange the smelts carefully on ‘!! top, garnish slightly with demi!-g!az0) [cp sauce and serve. hw A Spicy Dish. PICED oysters should be made the 4 day before they are required. Place «'* @ hundred with thetr strained Nquoryf into an earthenware Jar, add half a nutmeg grated, elghteen cloves, four Dlades of mace, a teaspoonful of allspice. (7 @ dash of cayenne pepper. one teaspoon- ful of salt and two tablesnoonsi of strong vinegar. Stir all these together with @ wooden spoon. Place over & moderately slow fire, removing the pa’ often to stir thoroughly; when they} come to a dofl pour inte @ pan and set away for twenty-four hours to cool and** © ripen. May Manton's HE becoming I breakfast jacket always finds a place, and this ‘one ‘has much to com- mend it. The backs are sufficiently fitted tj do away with any disagreeable pense of a negligee and the fronts ‘are loose enough to mean perfect comfort and relaxation. There ia a, Depo, fa toe Jar a ) sleeves 6 paainlonable three-quarter or full age la ‘The young man Is old enowgh to know his own mind—that is. as mugh as a man ever knows it. The difference in too slight ito mention, Shall She Be Loving? The formula Is as follows + Citrine ointment, 1 dram; oil of almonis, dram; Dear Betty; AM a young lady twenty-one years | OM and have been Keeping. company mix t with @ young man the same age for two years, I love him dearly, and he loves meas much, Do you ‘think it 1g Improper for him to kiss me good- night after he has been to see me? I 1, Apply Good Face Powder, he oils you are together and add them gradually t) the powder, tossing !t up with an {vory or wooden spoon. tight In Jar or bottle for two or three days; then sift agan, after which It Is ready for use, Tender Feet. ABEL.—In regard to your feet should not be Shut troubled, unless wearing the wrong kind Doar Batt; the way she ‘manages’ yi AM @ girl about el@hteen and love iy In love with him, and me. He writes me a many tere. But whonever Been mo he ‘Would you exdvine me th act to bim er to very R.—Use the complexion brush daily and one of the simplest of nice je powders until the pores of your Bare heater cen: 8 DOTS Doe Te close 4a @ pink powder, but erypanigaanal your ee it until | ficial growtt at the end of three or four of shoe, The soft corn can be removed by applying the following: Salicyllc acid, 1 dram; cocaine, & grains; eollodion, 1-2 ounce. Paint over the corn or bunion twice a day and scrape away the super. ‘ag may In this LN Aleut aterial 1s @ pret- fhe “yatiste trimmed with em brotde fed Baring and little frills of white linen Jawn, Dut there are 30 approp! many ino list 1s almost too long to be given fn full, Many. wash- able materiel ines ilar Co and ated while China and India’ silke are ex- ceedingly fashionable for garments of the sort, and albatross, henipetta and velling all are correct, ‘The quantity of me- terial required for the medium size ls 4 yards m2 $4 yards 36 or 21-8 yards 4 Inches wide, with 3 1-4 yards of banding to trim as strated. ay ereny ie. bead cut in sizes for a M, 60 28, 40, 4, 44 and 46 inch bust measure, Breakiast Jacket—Pattern No, 5,301, (Call or send by mati to THE BVENING WORLD MAY MAR- ON FASHION BURBAU, Ne. 21 West Twenty-third steest, New Xork, Bend ten cents tn com or stamps for each pattera oraerea, IMPORTANT—Write your name and eddress piainiy, and at! 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