The evening world. Newspaper, March 6, 1906, Page 15

NAGG AND MR. — By Roy L. McCardell. “Tl keeping the children home from school to-day because there's so many cases of measles and scarlet fever around, Mr. Nags! “Of course, you never worry about such things, and ifthe children do get-sick i fsleft to me to nurse them. You have never Jost amy sleep over the children, and the way you bave of waking me up whenever you hear one of them breathing heavily in the night or scream- ing out with nightmare is making ® nervous wrecit of me, “Tmogene simply won’t take castor ofl It makes ben her deathly sick every time I give her a dose of it, but that ts the only| wag to beep them well, and so I make her take it. I never coulé take castor ofl myself, but ft is neceseary for the children to take it, and so I ‘wish you would go in and dose them all around. You might take ® tetSeepoonful of it yourself, and then smile and tell them a funny story them ft tastes Iike {ce-cream. at ve it to them im sarsaparilia? The idea! Where have I any sarsa- perfila? And even if I had, why should they be pampered? You are as bad about those obidren as you are about yourself whenever you have any- thing the matter with you. You just groan and beg to be let alone and won't take amything I prescribe for you; and the children, seeing how you act, just do the same! “I think {ft would be best to get the children’s tonsfls clipped. Mrs. Stryver had her tonsils ¢lipped when she was a little girl, and, although it never did her much good, still I think it is a safe thing to do. What are you getting up to go for? Don’t you take any pleasure ont of your children, (Mr, Nagg? I notice you are always willing to romp and play with them, but when they get sick I have all the care of them. I think it would be a good time now, while they are all home from school, to get their hair cut nd have them vaccinated, and also have their tonsils clipped. The doctor charges $10 to clip their tonsils, while I can gst their hair aut for 25 cents, I do not see why doctors should charge more than barbers, when it doesn’t take near as long to clip tonsils as it does to cltp hair, and it {s a much More dangerous operation! “We mustn't let my mother know we intend to have them vaccinated, becanse she belongs to the anti-vaccination society of Brooklyn. That/s whet comes of riding in the Brooklyn trolley-cars. It gets you so you 60 not believe in anything, and my mother was all right before she lived in Brooklyn, but living in Brooklyn certainly would spoll the disposition of a saint. Of course, it mever hdd any effect on me, and I lived in Brooklyn a long time, but, then, everybody says I am too am{able for my own good, and I suppose {f I was less kind and stood up for my own rights more you would think the better of me for it. “I am not going to borrow trouble, but It certainly would be dreadful ff the children got sick ye when I am getting ready to do my spring clean- fmg. I am going to mix up some sulphur and molasses and give them a good dose of it every day. Oh, you may Inugh at my old-fashioned reme- dies, but, at least, {f'they do you no good they won't do you any harm, and after the children get castor ofl and sulphur and molasses and quinine, and then get sick, why, at least my consatence will be clear, because I know I have done everything I could to keep them in good health. “Irene has had the measles, but I have heard you can get them egain, and so I just thought I would tell you, because you worry eo if the lest thing gets wrong with the children. And soI warn you in time, Mr. Nagg! Te@appose you will be walking around all night to-night keeping me awake; Dut af the children do get sick you can take care of them, because you have {me €o nervous talking about {t that I really do belfeve you only started such B conversation just to annoy me! That's right, Mr. Nagg! Take your hat end run! You have me worried sick, and that is all you wanted!” HEART axa HOME PAGE WORD Nixola Greeley Smith MRS. “4] edited w THE RED-HEADED GIRL. & | By Nixola Greeley-Smith. N Bvening World reader asker in the Letters From the People yesterday whether or not he should marry a re@tieaded girl? . He ta in love with one, he says, but al! his friends on hearing of his infatuation tell him on no account to marry | a beauty with flaming locks, “Red-headed girls ane bail tempered and eolare. Noneense! The first thing that oceurred to me when Major Wood- ‘ruff nade the announcement that blondes were more in- teNectual than brunettes was that most of the famous women [ gould remember were med-headed. ‘There was Queen Izabeth, C ft and Helen, of Troy, sever cst power and the greatest benuty ever attained by woman. That I may not be suspected of any bias in the matter, TT take the risk of being unduly personal and staite that all the red hair I have ever been able to admire is on the heaxis of other wemen., Bo it's note case of all looks red-headed w © red-haired woman. Blondes ought to be mone intellectual than brunettes. They have more time. Its a matter of scientific seourd that the brown-hafred woman fs the pre- ferred wife and mother of the rgoe And, of course, wives and mothers haven't a@iways a surplus of time to dedicate to being intellectual, But the Titlan beauty—the real red daughter of the sun, not the variety theq fickle" they bout her, unfortunately is in the bindings of her sparsely thatched f ts w wat fact that the indy who Is long on red hair te apt to be ‘nd eyelashes. The epme sun that has steeped her glortous to fade her usually bive eyes to the thin pallor of a rein-soaked véolet. ‘That ts, teoures, the real rassct beantty, and for thet reason ‘the artificial one ts My better looking. She has dark eyes anti when she acquires red betr @ combination thet will open the hardest heart to her charm. Not being a man, I don't know whether or not the charge of fickteness proughtt against the rudy locked sisterhood ts true, I should say, though, that while they might be more AiMoult to please, they would be the more art to re- main pleased, FastXiiousness and constancy are twins and are practically inseparable. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. @) her. I don't want to break any girl's heart. B. G. xed le can vail! porplenedl Toute, Decele tas fed writing Betty. Let- resing. orld retrOmce erty, meni ; low Fork. Are you #ure you dif nothing to courage the belief that you loved her’ If not, she is an exceedingly forward young women. If you don’t tove her, I can’t advise you to pretend you do. Apa going to see her would indicate It. Don't go. He Likes Every Gtrl. Dear Betty: HERE fs a Here Is a Heart Breaher, Dear eee rain a rane enpathcay last | Rea Parkers put could not learn to love her, pening man love very bs much. He sald that he was going to take me out often, but has falled to do go. When I seo him It seems tkes every gl to me he 1: he mesta. What I would Iike to know ts should I go with him tf ho asks me, or refuse his company? all summer, &nd she sald ‘she ma goon, Kindly mt know goatee do? }. don’t love gut hat Potten tela “er I Uked Go with him times, It fs pagent hate vet Boe very. Gry, DO: SENATE OF THE SOCIALISTS A Circle for Millionaires’ Sons--And Others. HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. For Dry Halr, moa ofl, rf 8, Apply to thé noote of the nge once or twice Ty tthe tation is especially good For Perspiration. M. R.—Try this for the unpleamint perepiration you complain of: Dh eee aoe he'aktn, Remedy for Freckles. 8,—Here 1s the remedy for fredirlen ‘that contains the white of ocx. It is ia excellant when the freckles are not too dark: Beat the whiteoten enw “}to a feoth and mix an eqn ptoportion of ewes alnend ol, a upon the faun as By Maurice Ketten., NO MONEY EVER $TUCIr OO KETS RESIGNED Get Him ' YY FATHER. 8 AL EAD A MILLION GOLDMAN HINTS FOR Devilled Gizzards. NE dozen gizzayde and two livers. Oook unt# done 2 enough water to cover them, Cut the sinew part. et night, ant after the morning bath ge) season with salt and a dash of red pepper. Put in a stewpan a third of @ cup of butter, When melted stir Into Lédtle Margie—Why, I gueas his goose was cocked. Jotun mamma qn oure people by the laying on of hands. Tommy—t Bone bates te A ry Jobnny—Well, it's a fact, just the same, She cured me of the cigarette habit that way. Léttie Hamry—Afamma, does God. knew all our thoughts? Mamma—Yea, dear. Little Hatry—Then why can’t-! think my prayers instead of saying ‘em? Small Botiy—Bay, papa, whet mmites gtraites herve suck tong necks? Pape—God gave them tong neoky, 60 they couki reach the leaves of the ‘AYS yay BET a fy oH ae jon toast or Blac HAND “INE SPENT A FORTUNE ON VIOLETS THE HOME. 4t @ heaping tablespoon of browned flour, then a half pint of the stock that the gizzards were cooked tn, then a half SEER Sha eit lt | 7) NB quart flour, owe teaspoontuls being powder, one teagpoonful ealt; mix well, then afd a pint @¢ cold water, Make into balls, then put into « buttered pan and bake on kop of stove. When the under part ts brown, tura over and bake the other aide, Oatmeal Cooktes. WO oups granulated euran 1 I 8 catoval, 1 ou boiling water a teaspoonful soda dissolved in the eup coups and palm, which only grow at the top of the tree. Small Bobby—Well, why didn't God make the leaves grow lower Gown? ~Chicago News. water, 1 teaspoonful baking powder and 2 teaspponsfim cornstarch In thie flour, Flavor @ taste. Stir in flour with enoon unt stiff enough to roll tht, Bake {1 ry oven, Leads Mr. AWRANCE D'ORSAY’S tm- “The Embassy Ball” a Merry Dance. D’ Orsay ted ‘haw! hanw!" wes all SENATOR iat was needed at Daly'a last] |» « GE. g ght to have the muilence follow eutt.| Yep? TiRED IN A It was one of those rare occastons when | Nee WALKING. People Inughed without asking the rea-| Tie SUIT. Ca BE von why, They laughed a great deal ~ AIEVE), of the time, apparently, just to keep Mr. D'Orsay company, fourth ® entertainment was called Ball." The title was ¢ Mr. Augustus Thomas's for the ball ect—and “The only huge was left for the there wasn't any mera dreary atratches off the atage, The ‘a4 ag aimless as one of Mr. ee M. Cohan’s inventions. It waa uuly getting lost, but ea ft didn’t anyway, the audience didn't What the piece incked in plot u4 made up In jokes. Some of them, ke the ex tn the frst act, were not 1 nto throw away, even If they t good enough to swallow, But there were etiough good ones to keep the house fn ripples and roare of laughter most of the time, tole, wore not recognize as the wheelwoman of Paris, Meanwhtle the soft place tn his heart |Wwas occupied by Madge Bender, whom he met at @ dinner in Parts, He caught her charm, but not her name The marriage contract that sent Emity spin ning on her way did catch Madgo'a |name, however. Emily put tt there to spare her own. The bungling Britishen began catching @ great many things as / _|#oon as Madge arrived on the scene, and ended. of course, by catching hen, The burden of the play fell upon Mr. O'Orsay’s shoulders, and he managed to ‘carry {t to success. All the interest, as _ well as the amusement centred in the guariaman, The only other character of any account was Senator Bender, from Oregon, who got tdmself into five suite @ day by marrytng a typewriter with social ambitions, Bender, as acted by Mr. George Clarke was exagxerated. but funny after he got about half was j through the play. Two other middle. . aged characters, however, gave the play | | ’ admitted in the course of « few words he said on his own account He re- i signed a contract by mistake. [Mose Hubbani as Hmily Jarrett were Anything can happen in Paria, ecearnd-jetmply eo many women—the kind of ing to Thomas, even an American girl Mr. Thomas desoribes by hay- on a blaycle ‘one of his wise men say: “They N feeding dogs during the summen, 4a well to remember that no animal calls for a wider difference in feed- May Manton’s HE waist thet is taoieed to give be- coming fulnesr and thet i trimmed insemttons of (ace, are tucked on horlzon- tal lines, but these de- ‘tafe are optional, as the ouffs can be made plain or of an all-over material If preferred. Tuoked Y¢ Pattern No, 5,304 is out in sizes for 1 they fonow how they feel, ey guess at it.” | bey who coulin't keep his eyes off the audience and with a laugh ge ouse going into convulsions over him. D’Orsay himself was not funnier than William Pickens. CHARLES DARNTON, Hints for Dog-Owners. varied to sutt the convenience of the owner, thwing in view the general kind of material. Dan't, in summer, give Daily Fashions, ‘oke Waist—Pattern No. 5,804, The quantity of jmatertal required for the medium give is & 13 yards i, 8 yards 71 or 1 8-4 yards 44 tnohes wide, with 6 1-2 yards of bending for trinumning. a 82, $8 and @ inch bust measure. g bis own was greatly surprised ito fing ing with reference to two pertods of |dog more than hatf what his app: working end loafing. In the summer a | seems to desire. Individuals will vary, dog not only needs very Ittle food, but | end & the animal seems to be getting | is the better for thin Mmoreage the emount; If he seems gant the perfect to be taking on extra fleah reduce the in the moraimg and well-baked amount. In our country the hot sum- | bread made into mers are not goml for dogs, ond the | J the additton of rew ese, less exercise thay take the better, un- A Umited feeding of eas the owner rises with the oun, week hetps to Ttorelly the Gog is a care-dovlion | tone Dogs wil Tf you ean fix him up @ piace where he with one feed an hide In the ark the wil get evening, says Outing. through the summer better, espectally | The above system if Stes are troubling him,