The evening world. Newspaper, March 3, 1906, Page 9

“Wert '’s Home Maz asine, ‘THE CHORUS GIRL - ‘ ee ‘ke Pubtio + anh MY to be cated. It can’ made be! Illustrated by GENE CARR. MéKnight would be if Dopey had been born fn England with great expecta- tion dnd emall realizations. B e's the second son of @ second 4 = S seapeh abou ments at Mamma De’ Branscombe’s furnished-room hose and his occu- Pition im life is to be disappointed afsut bis remittance from the other e:dai re “For exercise he strokes his. mug- teohe and Saye ‘L-say, that’s ripping!" Fie did have & monocle, but it was selzed for debt In) Montreal. F “Ho began life by marrying a bar- mafd, so he must be}frem a fine old English famity. “But what have I done that he should honor me with his second-hand effestions? : 7 “His family pald’ £200—§1,000—to e Rc eats orice spies So Cana, “4 come in disguised as Raoui, tho little Gascory, Cadet, ‘ants overhear the Ruscian Duke and the French. Count plotting to compromise me, ‘worked on the farm two years and! when ne's broke. dead one forgets when he gets in} “No, Iain't going out in 4 musical ;that a theatre i162 night school, What Tad been told he would be given a/ «why jg it tht I never get in on a| ight again is those that were his mealjshow. Musical shows are dead cards|the public wants is sure-flre hokum, Pest-gtaduate course for $1,000 more,/iive one? Lord Bieshugh {en’t the/ticket when he was down and out. land you have to carry too many peo-|If you have that in a play you in he meade seme inquiries and found out oniy friend that’s tond of~ime when| “Well, I'm getting peevish abdut the | pie.’ Yve been studying plays that |right! + het when the Canadien farmers could |ne’s broke: What I want to meet next|Wwhote bunch. 1’d pass them vy my-/ make hits and I’m going to write one| “What's sure-fire hokum? Well, it hot get boarding scholars in farming |13 the sort.of man that doesn’t Mke mo|self only I- can’t afford it just now,| myself that! won't be~ nothing® but|all depends. It it is for a lady star mt $500 a year they pald ordinary.Ca~iq pit; but. who will be iberal just to| because I’m putting all my, money /sure-fire hokum from start to finish.|you can use two kinds of hokum. * Mick: rubes: $1 "a day and found to|tease, é +|\nto my new play and I owe Mamma} “It's no use trying tp educate the| “One kind fs ‘Ah, here she comes plow"\, harrow, harvest and tend the) “sama De Branscombe never reads |-De bid. vasa! for six weeks. public. The public can't be persuaded |now! The prettiest, dainviest, jolliest | stot, eighteen hours'a day, | Janything ‘but a dréam-book, and shi : _ “Rhen, ds hé-satd, he rather fancted| got {t all: doped out that all of Lord ~ ‘he'd been bit, and 80 he came to New Bleshngh’s ‘relatives will die, includ- York to kIH time reading French |ing bis wife, who's run off with a gol- noyels-in # dressing gown and wait dier somewherg and that Lord Bles- for his remittance, y hugh will\comp tute all the ancestral _. “As s00n 8a bis remittance. comes| debts @nd‘the ees thes maybe ~ he'disappears, gots his clothes out of|he'l! remembér'who was kind to him hock, and ye hear of him buying}when| he was\dowi and out, and|” Wine, playltig Uridge whist and riding’ --rry them, ae +) “im cabs. But he always comes back. “But they/don’t. "The first thing a| © WILLIE WARBLER. & & & You know how ice +has\ eiz in peice? One veasan for the cvaise isi- : The ice-men felt it all might melt ‘Neath Bingham’s ‘lingual blazes: "The Strap-Hanger must go!” cvies Metz. our ap theealt hee ts sve “To. see which tuckless pe gets A seat ix someone's: lap.. on MEE § NY LSE TORE STEERER SIE HE WELL-DRESSED NEW \Y/ MM “the Chain-Lightning Poet. Theyre, boasting _A“Surplus's And ey bed’ tuck; Ts out of grabbing ‘distance. If, for an escalatored ue By Vm New York at last makes terms, -» The Comp'ny’tl doubtless have tt well Stocked with the latest germs. Saturday Evening, March 8, 18006 By Roy I. McCardell 4 7 > é that's sure-fire hokum! — “Tf you can’t: get away - LAGIRONDE Ya Ms a) = “iA DB = { Y ] ‘ee ty Q >, a7 N They never get wise, and | challenge the Count to a duel!” little grizette in all Paris!’ “That's your music cue. say the awfulest things about ‘dainty grisette,’ that's you in your CLEVER THINGS I NEVER M ing with me @lans for world conquest, “When the time is ripe.” quolh he, falling into Pose 479 (New Series), “I shall let ldose the dogs of war!" =~ “Yes?” I queried, edging toward the bemb-procf, “and, as usual, I suppose the People will pay the og tax?" ~ SAID. in the Treasuree,, existence. bs poor old John D. imitable @r¥ wit, “if they happen to ‘sind and wait Jong enough in the tun- nel between Papa's house and Son-in- law's,” / “The hairy of our heads ere all num- bered,’* Johnny D., Jr, quoted on an other oceasion,, when I “sat in” at a session of his Class. “Then,” chucklea I, timidly (speaking right out in Meetin’), “I suppose Paps is gaving a lot of cash by firing the expert accountant. who used to keep tabs on his?" Charlie Murphy wes bewatling to. me the ingratitude of one G. -B,’ McClellan. * Senacrowal Be eet ata eae “and to think,” ‘be sobbed, “of all YORK CHILD, |» tameny attection 1 showered an Ga, Swell L consoled. him, arity, - et ‘ it's better to have loved and’ boased 4 tian never to have bossed the Hail.’ Belmont amd I theli just jefned the ~ May Manton's Daily Fashi am : e * me favorite, tigger to come. Amother model’ shows the slbse-fitting fot very. young 4 cs in 8 with piquante foa- fascinating sunbonnet lace heavily frilled with @ trimming of si eet ‘fot shown Rei ry es ait~