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Mrs.Nagg and Mr.-- By Roy L. MoCardell. é GE® that 4 es feller has a tunnel dug from his house tm that of his een ~ in - Inw, My, Mage! if that fant just Mike @ man! Don try to exptain to me O} that he did it Ti acmenes tO BONDS proo~ esa-servers! You men are always up 9 some trick or another of that kind. And T want to tell you that I am down into the cellar to see it have any tunnels dug! What How do I know what for, Mr. s? Jlow does any poor soul o; d woman know what her} ed fs up to? You come home 1 wonderful story me ned you at the offices, | It fs e to believ 3, te ¢ un Oh, on what Is on | re dug | at they are | nt tf you t me w | do it? [lave yo It is very Hed there twice out: nd you ¥ De you sea} » cellar wi the feathers through No, you | el of| crawling through a cellar? do not! Y shad be a yourself! What have you done that] you should want to hide away? Why gzould hide in a cellar? Don't | tell me n't! I read the papers and know what fs going on Look at that young Mr. Mizner. He uuirrles poor Mrs. Yerkes, comes to her when she {s In the first stages of ber widowhood and has to get a lot of mourning—and !f you knew what) milliners and dressmakers were lke you would not wonder that a woman) regards going {nto mourning with anj aching heart “Of course, {f Mr. Rockefeller | — wants to dig a tunnel from his house | a if I were breaking up our happy | home! Nagg. Oh, 1 know you have done nothing to make it so! to thet of his son-in-law, tii ia his ‘business; he is a rich man and ca: afford tunnels and luxuries of thai sort But you have no son-in-law, and you know ft Oh, Mr. Nagg, . bope you haven't been deceiving me ell these years! Oh, do not look at me thet way! You may have been married before, for all I know; you | never take me {nto your confidences! | I know nothing about your affairs. The Evening World's Nome No.9—-THE FIRST * © © This Log Was Kept by Noah‘s Third Son, JAPHET, and Is Hers Turned Into Versified Vernacular by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. ® # ® ————ee March 2, 2318 B. C, 8 something tn this air, I think, HERE" We That puts folks’ tempers on the blink, And makes them alicays yearn to scrap And cine cach other off the map, Magazine, Friday Evening, March 2, THE LOG OF NORAH'S KKK GS (Copyright by Walt MoDoural) . If future ages deem that te Compose a “Happy Familee,” TU mention here the Peace Dove's got No sineoure in this quaint spot. To-day the Polynesian Ape Guyed the Ant-Eater’s funny shape, Saying: “I grieve to mention that you Are uglier’n a New York park statue." A fight was scheduled on the spot | And for a while the air twas hot. FAKE FIGHT ({N HISTORY. Devised and Illustrated By Walt McDougall. “The Redskin” Is a Near-Shakespearian Heap Big Tragedy. HCY atuck @ feather in the Ame™ be bummed at the atalte far hi pecca~ foan Drama at the Liberty Thea-| dilices, when Adulola rushes to the | tre last night. and called it ‘“I'he| rescue with the information that he’ | Refskin.” In an emotional moment be-| didn't know the lady was married. Mr. | fore the curtain Ble Chief Brady viewed | Brady'a real Indiana enlivened this @ experiment with some alarm, fudg~|@oene by a charming Mt! “ghost ing by hia words, “I know we'll get It | Gance,” os if we Gomerve it Dut I hope to God we| Niatawa 1s about to Oght to the death Woe it censors Sti, mith the supposed murderer of his Berns we acy neonegeeke) Crone [eee een tr balts and marks time at “The Redskin." the old ohblef confesses that he did the The only crition qualified to fudee were {200 quite unintentionay, He is bling @o the bad uquaw's husband offers ,to the Sioux braves whom Mr, Braily brought from Nebraska, and as they u|-|“ebt Niatawa for him. Adulola pro- lowed the author to live and come be- fore am “atmospherio” Indian ourtaln, {t {s assumed that they were satisfied Mr. Donald MacLaren was much more cheerful than his play. He wore the dinner tacket of civilization. he held a clearetts between his fingers und he amiled away the catherine €loom of his heap bie tramnw. He mav know his Indian: he cortainiv knows his Shakes- testa, but Niatawa says he wants to fighk and shouldn't mind in the lemst if he were killed. What is love wtth- out a father? te the burden of his swan song. The bad equaw’s husband mekes short work of him. Niatawa’s spirit turns hamadryad , and lives in the ftuminated trees, and this is eo wearing on Adulola thet abe 4 AND KAIVERDIE GREY \ peire, He seems to have gone to the Western frontier hand in hand with “Gentle Will." f Jullet and the Nurse were early on 7 ths acene. Adulola was ithe fatrest of ‘ jher race and old Tana Mongosh haf rhoumatisin. They tadked of a Romeo called Niatawa, who switched to Ham let the moment his father was killed by ; Chief Lovawanda for intimatine that ; the falr skin of Adulola was something more tha: a family Inheritance. A white man wes held orisoner by the tribe nineteen vears before, and— well Adulola was suspiciously fair and fust U nineteen, Later on the Gueat Chief talked plainly and vainfullv to Adutola about this cotncldence, Meanwhile Niatawa was out for blood, He was an outcast, poor buok! but ‘Adulola loved him just the same, La- TYRONE POWER I guess there'N he no fight this trip. Though each one claims the championship. The Ape for fame now makes a lid As the “Onbeaten Simtan Kid," While modestly the brave Ant-Eeater Styles himself “Nonpareil World-Beater.” Will future pugilistic marke Cony these windy Patrt-Arks? (Mor further partloulars see Monday's Even- Ing World, this page.) The Ape said: “After the first round Your friends can't tell where you'll be found.” The Ant-Eater in florce elation Sneers: “Go and get a reputation!” Says Shem: “Their talk's as up to date ‘Aa any prize-ring heavy-weight!" The orowd was getting kind of weary And both the combatants tere leary, So in disgust their leave they take ‘Midst friendly words like “Stiff!” and “Fake!” ‘TREQUELBETWEEN ALBERT GREUNI! (NIATAWA. soi) For it is a happy bome, Mr. But I have. I have tofled and slaved; I have met the tradesmen with their bills. ““"You have none of the worry on your shoulders—all you have to do is to bring home the money to par the expenses and that lets you out How foolish a woman is to sacrifice her life for the sake of a man who ‘digs tunnels} You don’t dig tunnels Well, you might as well, Mr. Nage as to act us tf you do, There are ¢ The Adventures of the Knowzitalls NOW WILBUR, THERE 15 NO} TT FIND T Wik sees phantom cances and just pines away. The bad squaw, meanwhile, has been changed from @ volunteer Ito @ regular omtcast. The big-framed Tyrone Power, with shota, a bad squaw, also loved him. She) told him she was an outcast Ice bim- self, but ehe wasn't ansthing of the icind. Had it not been for certain pecu- Marities, one of which was Nistawa, she as Ge By Rob Thompson. mate ‘The Great SENSE UP THE MATERIAL TODAY. Twin “ane you a D5}) Surr THAT wing AANTHING YOUR n ULOR Cant TUAN OUT pReAxrast I oo yAGLS FOR ASurr WHEN Id) WFE CAN MAKE ONE the proportions of @ problem play. The virtuous Adulola becomes in- volved on her account by going to the Great Cave of Many Spirits to have @ good, sensible taik with Niatawa and the naughty squaw, who, to get rid of her husband, has told Nietewa that i was he who killed his father. The would have been @ respectable married) lady. “The Redskin" at this point assumes hig sonorous voice, Chief’ tenpressive, and Edwin Arden sloried in the Romeo-Hamlet heroics of Niatawe. Mise Katherine Grey, a8 Adulola, did fairly well, but the char- acter of the wicked Lashota was quite beyond Misg Bijou Fernandez. The real Indians seamed greatly interested in the penfommance and grunted beautifully. “The Redskin” is finely staged, but {t ts more picturesque than dramatic. It's lke a progressive funeral with mov~ ing pictures. lot of tunnels being dug in this town and all I know is that my heart { breaking at the way you act Her you come home and start a quar: Great Chief finds ber there, and then it fs that he goes into family history without reserve, Niatawa ts about to} j “T am only an unpaid housekeeper, @ household drudge. 1 am only your wife, on whom you vent your fll CHARLES DARNTON, | humors, How do I know what you with me about Rockefeller. What dc eR do or where you go! You may have|I care about Rockefeller? All I ask || |HOW DYE cer 74{GREAT SCOTT! i iti AND. THR MATERIAL Native Superstition. Cost Me NINKTY SGV DOW ARS AND Elosery cane" THING ON, [et BLOM" MuRiEn ? — a thousand tunnels for all 1 sce or | {8 to be treated with some considera- | bear of you. I only know you are| om, Mr. Nagg! = You ought to bx | mot in this house except for your terrae ia a word about meals or to sleep. Night after night | tunnels? You started it, and you 1 sit up at the window waiting and | know you did. How can you talk t watching for you to come home,|me the way you did? Yon never while you are out at beefsteak din- | said a word, you say? Well, ners or bowling clubs and having a | would rather you spoke up and 5 good time, and yet if I go to the | what was in your mind. Oh, yes; 1 theatre with a few friends and you | forgive you! I always do that, and happen to get in the house ahead of | that’s why you {mpose on me! You me you have a scowl on your face | should be ashamed! ashamed!" N offtctal in Africa writes of ‘the Zulus: “About 6,000 people were here fast Friday and most of them were compelled to sleep here. Having no food for their entertainment, I hurriedly purohased two bulls, which I gave ta the Chiefs, None of them would touch the meat. ‘They thought I might have be- witohed the animals, and that by partalcing ofthemeat they would tose all ih- fluence with their people." a ny Odd Lingual Discovery. OHN ACEWORTH, who has made « special study of the dialects of Lan- J cashire, Yorkshire, the east consts, and of the Danes, shows that the Danes by thelr early landings and sojournings in England have influenced the ian- Tuage of the east costs of Britain to an extmontinary degree. “So etrong {s the Engliah of the east coasts of England impregnated with Dantsh,” he says, “that | 1 am qure that (f a fisherman trom the east coasts of Dagland were to/be wreok- ed on the shores of Denmark, and he would only speak tn bis true native diae! teat, he would be able to make himeelf understood.” i May Manton’s Daily Fashions, By Nixola Greeley-Smith BRE are two dinners which have @ | exumt bake. r ti slay Uneueawives! edt gad Dae. 52) FANCY YOKE WAIST. OMIM TIM® ego the women of Paria were interested in H ae ona BENU'NO. |1- veal out very tain’, Soma Til ant S « eseeriea retorm” ao to the mode of formally af-|pury Gavotte ‘enh dinner oust eoly 8 lesedie Coup: Hot Slaw. Fp ay ig i ar PATTERN No oe Greming tho sex. It was proposed that every|and is planned for alx persons, Mzahed Potatoes. Fréed Chicken. Creamed Peas. fine. Mal ee enon — ” woman be spoken to and of as madame without regard to’ menu No. 1: Bread and Apple Pudding. eryeme as meat; season hi, with | ne im whether or not her state of blessedness was single or di-] Noodle Soup.—Get a plump stewing MENU NO. & \ Juice. er ereon ann anion a vided by two. Many women the reformers daclared,|chicken weighing three pounds, Cut in d tle hot , pi ts dopedt Lngerte tye t @ ‘were forced into marriages thfough ‘fear of being called | pieces same as for stewing. Put in soup Consomme. up and tle or fasten pronounced favortte ‘Sias" after they had reached an age when that youthful] kettle, cover with cold water and when Creamed Salmon In Ramekins. eh Mterore: qrrecee. with four 2nd | 4¢ fashion, whether the appellation eased to be appropriate. et boiling point skim very carefully, Baked Potatoes. “Veal, Birds.” Stewed Tomatoes. cup of milk and let simmer for twenty | material be lawn, soft afk I think these people have got an entirely wrong {dea | Add ealt and poll until chicken is tei \ on toast, pour gravy As the eex is now subdivided a mam knows which ara/der. Lift chicken, strain broth (have Bancroft Pudding. eres Ene with lemon. (This|or wool, and this one tw single and which are married, and can devote his attention /sbout three quarts), put in noodles, boil Black Coffes. Soanted we bought, two for | among the latest amd pret- other class wants to filrt or| for twenty miriutes and serve. nnn aA PPP PLLA PPL Baked 5 cents. Tomat hh to one Sih ed or eccorting as he Fried Chicken —Ocelt one tab! : ne es er osete toes, | test that have appeared. Sesser ere th bold eors who! ful of butter and one of fresh lard in _ Bunerott Pudding.—Cream two table-|the tllustration Perstan Bron canelies os teria Shere. are paesen mo pan, Put in chicken, salt and pepper| of suger, salt and pepper to taste, & | propared as fillows: Get @ 10-cent can The add one well went ecu? Of AURA. | lawn males thetoundattons disregas bent a ree what Ney Se retusa Oe |and dust a ittle flour over it, Fry a lttle dry mustar Let come to doll, | of consommea Slice one lemon (you ge hait-cups of flow ‘ath Gnechel? | while the yoke and the might reau! it we all came under wom lnfee brown in oven) Lift chicken and | stirring all the time. Then add 1 cupful | two for 5 vents), putting a slice in eaci | #0: 2 ot igalt and one teaspoon of | sleeves are cut from tuck- [Madame or Mrs, It wouldn't do at all, But— make gravy by putting @ little of the| of muk. Put in cabtuge and let come | bouillon cup, paling powder, | Add gnenalt OUR Of |ing, which ts further en- to boll once more, Creamed Salmon in Rameking.—Small| /chiy then add rest of Nournund coe. | riched ‘by medallions and Is it fair that we should be so systematically tioketed while all mankind, hus- broth in the pict pan. Pour over chicken, ‘Baymont okine. Arnal band or bachslor, roams at large under the undlstinguishing title of ‘Mr.? Trot lawscebred white cabbage “An¢ | The cost of menu No, 1.ts\as follows: | Sie ateke' a rasa wanes; orn halt cup of milk alternately: Bewt one-|panding of embroidery. 3 C . ni M fa square of chocolate Int Obviously it ts not. to have about 1 quart. Takes pleco of | Chicken, 4% cents; noodles, 7 cents; po-| tablespoon each of butter and flour and | patter and Dake in go seodttete oat? | Such silks asOhina, mexsa- n c addressed as “Master.” But while i : a cup of milk, Into this stir your| surve So eoeere oven. f Youths up to the age of sixteen or 80 are ster, ‘butter the aime of an ees, put in vessel | tatoes, 10 centa; slaw, 10 cents; pens, 13 Reeve Tear ENA ramiakits Super ang ervol WB & drawn butter gauce. Coat | line,pongeeand Cale however, made mith bread crumbs; fill with mixture. | Black alternating with a layer of bread! of ascent co! BETTY’S BALM FOR this discriminating prefix is dropped when they acquire the longest trousers and pg malt, add 1 tablespoonful fine flour, | cents; pudding, 13 cents, Total, $1. the most important air of thelr lives, “Mise” clings to us, hops upon all oun, one-half oupful vinegar, 2 tablespoontuls | ‘The second af the two prize dinners in letters, sounds {n ovr dismayed, exasperated ears until, as the French women HEALTH AND BEAUTY. | gtate, we become so desperate that we actually manrry to get rid of ft By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. style, and elso the soft, pretty wool batistes and votles which must be noted LOVERS. But the remedy for this frregulanity les not in @ropping the use of “Miss,” but In continuing the use of Master." It men were addressed and introduced as “Master” until mariage, just as| ‘All perplexed young people oan rs Pe es ease I ON ol nents. | both for eeparete blouses we are saareaeed se eMlen" there would not be #0 many young women writing Rough, Red Hands. Af ponatnie acter cxing tis smallest The} [sin expert advice on thetr tangled || prety and charming ae posible, = an for che eotire sown, to “Betty” for balm the heart wounded by married men who preten: = pane |e he ho quant material ping 2s 4 A. G.—The! reseed. Here is the emollient: Suet or | |Brersy, proshow, de adgresad to! | of Postal-Card Problem. required for the medium Furthermore, there woul be = peculiar fitness in dropping the word ‘‘Mas- pre eel anoling, 1 ounce; camphor, % grains; |) {box 1.24, New Fork. Dear Betty: azo fo 0 yards Mi, 88-4 ter’ aa soon as they were led to the altar, poor things! No man who bad come equir glycerine, 1-8 cunss. Melt the iogredi- WENT to the country for the eum-| yards 37 or 184 yarda 44 under the yoke would dream of continuing beyond the church door a mode of A2tES., Merelente together, then pour the mixture! She Cannot Sleep Inet and bad a young man to see | inches wide, with 11nd ‘Pace than I can! into some vessel and allow tt to 00) | Doe petad, . Mane tet E Ronte eo ey, UY | verde of tuoking and 81-4 sive you. In your mse the address that, considering his estate, could only be derisive. If the unmarried women of New York would only undertake to adopt this change it might soon Sotten a lump of the salve in the palm of your hand and rub & well Into the AM a girl of olghteon years and am Yery wlch in love with a young man tendency be effected. to chap may be due! kin before retiring for the night. of twenty, Tk i Let the unmarried mén who persist in ‘Miss-ing’ us understand that, ae- to lack of care in ¥ Re iat ean! sleep for Thinking Sout anes Pan S Bee i ow I woult ver: how T ean find out ‘he loves me. an Brilllantine Recipe. ‘eording to strict equity and logic, we should “Master” them. But, of course, we \ j | Vinegar in Lamp. ° ‘will do that anyhow. (88 M,—I think (his brililantine recipe will give the desired To Save China. v) ed to your get Castor oll, 4 A TPASPOONFUL of vinegar placed FAON dishes are to be heated place Grama; sweet gimond oll,~3 1-5 | aa in & paraffin lamp that amells or therai enter het eotap focus feu) Quid drama; Glycerine, 81-2 uid | ¥, ,amackes will cause a clear light and minutes. ‘This ts lesd likely to 4 cy) % ie a as