The evening world. Newspaper, March 1, 1906, Page 17

OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. By Roy L. McCardell. O all correspondents who beg of us to give rein to our animal spirits in our Animal Annex every day we desire to eay that the strain would be too great. As now the Animal Department will appear every other day {f we feel like it, As regards our animal friends and our friends who are animals, we desire to say that simply writing us concerning an acquaintance who “has a beastly cold” will not include him among our animal friends, We have in type a hot Scotch dia- lect story written expressly for collie dogs, but are reluctantly restrained from printing this most excellent atory for the reason that Scotch dialect is out of style. We will continue, however, to print pretty stories and poems to be read to our household pets. Here 1s one to try on the dog: ‘When a snail comes out for exercise it never takes a hack, ‘And it never ventures far from home, ag its house is on its back. Three pretty puppies saw one once and stared with open eyes; The sight of such a strange shaped thing filled them with mild surprise. ‘They wondered at its shell so white, ite skin both soft and wet. Qne said: “Tf I should eat it {t would be in a pet!” other said: “If eleven such were given me as mine abel them ‘A No. 1,' and go on till ‘K—9,’" } vad then the snail stuck ont its horns just like a little cow, the pretty puppies ran away yelping “Bow, wow wow! (Application!) @ eneil should harry puppies 0, yelling ‘Wow, wow!" as they ran, @ snail should harry puppies so, how woud it Harriman? WAitor Animal Dopartment: Why can't you print the Animal Department every day? I have lote of animal friends. I know a lot of bulls and bears in 1 street and not @few lambs. I have a brother who is the family black sheep, AMOS JENKS, Tarrytown, Wiftor Animal Department: I shall be glad to answer your question regarding our animal friends. eee my animal friends {s a very foxy young man. @ beaver, ANTI-S. P. 0, A. Eattor Anima! Department: Thank you for the good work you are doing for our animal friends. | Did you know that District-Attorney Jerome ts a member of our set? His desk !s full of pigeon holes. I do not know whether there are any pigeons in them or not, but he sleeps all the time when at his desk and does noth- ing to disturb whatever may be !n the pigeon holes. Hurrah for Jerome! A, DOPER. The Girl from Kansas. By Alice Rohe. 667 T'S always the | came noar getting a lovely rebate on it [rome who own | from the furrler, till he happened to swell furs you | ask her how she travelled up and down hear raving about | town. how they love win-| ‘When he found out she did the for- ter weather,” said llfe-or-death Subway stunt he smiled the Girl from Kan- | Sympathetically. and sald there wasi't a Fj a chance of her get a cent back on sas. ‘There's ni at, Think of tt Ge had the nerve when he comes to New York this and imuly the the Kaw river nsas border. You ses, we're fixed for all kinds of weathor bul we can't go out with him et the same time. We've planned ft out that we're to be 1 on alternate days and thon pray to the flokle weather god to | jo the rest. If it's a cold day {t's my turn to accompany Oscar to the gay when you have a Rew erring suit. It's grand to realize that the buds are on the trees and the Birds are planning to bu!ld their little nests, Dalsy’s been so poctically rhap- godic about spring up to this cold snap and now there's no Iving in the house with mer. It is hard luck. I suppose. 4 The Evening Weoria’e 'y father works like | ing but sobs and to say she'd had her coat acwually worn sorrow up in our | Out in the subway, He explained that i there wasn't a piece of fur in exist- cozy corner since | ence that was proof against the friction this terrible relapse of such wear and tear. So Daisy gave ot winter set in, | er Com: 19 me at halt price, Now she's Spring, beautiful | fot a ih new spring sult and can't spring, is a joyous| “We're wondering besides how we are | eile) Ui aueaelally ake a Bit with Oscar Haw- a Tlome Magazine, Tharsday Evening, [BOBBY AND HIS BOOKS TILE LORD Cet aicy ing scenes of Gotham. If gentle suring {4 {n Daisy's new fur coat she sported all! tne air Daisy {s to sport her spring we nd she sult.” He Spends an Exciting Day ' with Little Lord Fauntleroy. DELIGHTED BES HET 9 hod LIKE MoNreeReY TO)! 4 THIS ATs _GAR f ZIVTL SWISS BE BA T Sook "TO OF wWURS see) BEART avTfloms Pace «WOMEN ABOUT. THE WEAKER SEX. By Nixola Greeley~Smith, Dear Miss Greeley-Smith—Being a constant reader of your column I would like to have your opinion on the Art Supplement of last Sunday's World, en- titled “The Weaker Sox,” by Gibson, Does its title émply to the very little man or the great big ladies? ALN. HE writer of this letter refers to Gibson's charming I picture of four very handsome young women sur- veying through a microscope a very tiny and help- sa man, * i won't assum to say what Gibson meant by the draw- , only what !t means to me, to whom it conveys a nassage of the utter littleness and feebleness of man in the hands of the sex that devotes its lifetime to studying him, The pleture makes one gla that man cherishes this pleasing fit about his helplessness in our hands. It is, of eo 1 {ilusion. For the moment we begin to love him our thoughts and feelings, our dives, dndced, | moulded .o him as inevitably as the glove upon his t is only when we don't love him, when we consider with tolerant amusement the possibilty of his loving us, that we can bring the microscope of our cool analysis to ‘bear on this vanities and foibles an@ sway/him to our own ends, Man {s certainly a feeblo animal. I know of but one feebler—his slster— woman, Our superior skill in handling him, if we have it, is due entirely to & & B All p lexed young people can ob- gain txptet advice (an their tangled look as pretty 4s possible, love afairs by writ tt e ‘ 5 ns Betty bet! | cA Shoddy Sutton tera for ner should ITTY ening World, Post-Office box 1,854, Sometimes Thinks He Does. Dear Bettys | Ast a voung lady and deeply in love Dear Betty: red an attractive y many suitors, one has told me he loved me ar with & young man. | How can I find or ni % times T . My parent: pbfect to him because we belong to forent churches, TOUS, have made a like declaration w never marry me, his attentions and gifts. left off going «with me spectable, though he often urged mo to take a wealthter fellow. I tried to Bven after the young man has said no | get him bi fout | fail ink I ina definitely we spend a good deul of time wondoring if he means {t. You will have Mt loved me, a Elio, BALM FOR EOVERS: to wait, and meantime be eas sweet and roung lady, wil more evoted than the others. This one | After all this he Informed me he could! @a his parents ab-| peoied to me. Still he continued with Finally he anise I Went with another man he deemed not ro-| led. you might have Ft, him hi I not} time with the ot tonable low ? he. truly Srotl he a wt vety nice to me and danced with have let his parents’ dislike keep him) wes me quite often. After that he called at from marrying me, He supported him- self. ee By home phone roca several rebred| “ elling me in one he'd be up agdin an Ie tie young man loved you, neither! soaait to me alone, Seed you please of his reasons for leaving you would have had any weight. He is not worth bothering with, and pursuing him would do no good, ‘|He Is Very Pretty. ve a perplexed heart advice as to ow I can let him know how much I love him? B, T. Better not try. Let him tell you first. When he does you will imow how to accept his devotton, Dear Betty: AM a young girt eighteen years otd,| A Would-Be Mormon. and am {fn love @ young man of twenty-one. He ts very pretty, sober and obliging, I arent wt whole summer of 191 and Dear Betty! | AM @ young man twenty-three years the ns old, and for the past three years I have been going arofnd with three young girls of my own age and love them all, Can you tell me how I can | find out which of them loves me best, aa I think It about time I should get | married, and I would ke to stop solng with two of them? . M, The only advice I cam give you ts to aoe SS er oony tae move to Utah. There are some Mor- whom he Is now on bad terms. Tmet hin | mons up in Harlem somewhere. You at an affair some weeks ago, where he ‘don’t love anybody. Well to the qountry for the winter I told bim not to write, Durt u March .r1 Courtlol@h's courage wolug down amnation of David with "The Unlucky Re. Wit} fn "The D | Corson," and aga Miss Doan." he comos up for tha tt time this senaon and shouts a c lenge at Henr! Do Vries ua a sevon sided actor in a locullzed voralon of 1 ia e@ whort play in Tweety-third Street Thi “Under the ‘third Dogr Mr. Campbell! MeCullough, who sumen to know something of tho workings of that unholy inatit the Police Department confessional, Mr, MeCullongh has rushed in where others might fear to tread und selzed upon “looal color’ with both handa, and Mr, Courtlelgh shows equa! da ing. But the grim realism of "A Case of Arson” haa been sacrificed for “comody” that 1s more distracting than amusing, and that makes the whole affatr petty by comparison with the rolentlessly human Dutch play that Mr. De Vries brought to ti country. The story, however. ts ti mame in the outline, only the charac- tera are changed to James Warner, an kilo fronworker, who revenges himself upon a heartless Iandlomt by setting fino to Ne buflding; a half-witted brother a Chinese Invndryman, an Trish pollceman, un Itellan tmage ped- er, a German grocer, and a Hebrew shonkeeper, who are called as wit- nesses. Warner ta given “the third derrec by a self-aatiafied police tn- speotor, Dut inalste that he ta Innovwent until he 1s confronted by his wife, who tells him that thofr ohfd waa burned in the buflding, The very first witness robs the aketoh of any eloment of sus- pense by telling the Inspector that he exw Warner fire the building, leaving the audience with no other Interest bevond Mr. Cyurtleigh’s versatility. The aotor’a talent for dialects ts best shown fn the character of the Italfan, but ho is never altogether convincing, and the performance never rises above mere thoatricalism: es 8 e WEET <Afice has soured on the S Shuberts. From the West comes tidings that a recent interview with Alice Nielsen {s an expose of the at- tempt that waa made when she arrived | from abroad to force her back to the comto opera stage, “Tt was all a contemptible conspiracy,” she said. “The managers who had the privilege of arranging the tour for me made such ridiculous efforts no wonder my first appearance in New York in ‘Don Pasquale’ was reported a failure, Gappfly, quke « traneformation was ef- fected at the other end of the continent fn Ban Francisco, where, under an en- tirely different management, the critics credited me with @ success of which I feel proud. “Immediately the curtain hed fallen in New York I was interviewed by one of the managers, who hed a contract al- ready prepared for my signa!ire, which allowed me to name my own =.\lury for a season of over forty weeks in a comiq opera to be written by the best authors in the country. I wes too indégnant to answer oivilly and I deolited then that ~ HINTS FOR Motasses Cake Without Splice. RS. 8, Of.—1-2 cup of New Orleans momsses; 1-2 cup of brown sugary 1-2 oup of sour oream; 2 ounces of butter; 1 egg; 1 teaspoonful of soda; 2 oups of flour, Dtssalve the soda in a tableepoonful of boiling water and alld {t to the molasses. Beat eggs, sugar and cream together until very light; then add the molasses and flour, Beat to a paste. Bake in shallow pan for about half an hour in a moderate oven. Maine Chocolate Cake. WO oups sugar, 1 cup butter, 1-2 cup chocolate, 9 cups flour, 1 cup mili, 4 eggs, 1 teaspoon cream TEN sequel to th { the next mall, I would get my releuse from such une prinolpled rascals as soon as possible, "You know the result. The reoolpte for ‘Don Paaquale,’ both tn fen Bran- clsco and Low Angelos, quite exceeded the business dono with “The Fomine Teller’ and “he @inging Girt,’ and the nowspapers @ay that the performance ts far more delightful,” . . Ono of the conven of rapid tranalt in theatrical rout+ inw waa the booking of the tour of the Alloe Nielsen Opera Company. When ‘Mins Nielnon went to the Pacific Coast the Shuberte had not a theatre avalle able for her weet of the Missouri River and the company was left “high an@ ry," as {t were, in San Francisco, This was one of the causes of Henry Rus» sell’ refusal to continue Miss Nielsen! under the Shuberts’ management. Mr. | Russell wired Messrs, Klaw & Drlanger | of his determination, and asked tom. bookings, Within forty-eight hours #/ complete tour was arranged, covering some of the most profitable of the United States trom California the District of Columbia, with the sult that Miss Nielsen is now eatise tactorlly booked unt!l May 1. ¢ onion ge RANK GILLMORE, of “The Tithg Mart," was once leading man John Hare in London, that, while travelling through the ‘Ush provinces with a ‘fit-up’ member of the troupe a became a and the manager found himself shoyye handed on the night of the pe! He advertised in the local paper, and several ambitious applicants presente | themselves, The manager held a/gene/ eral “try-out” and finally despairing o@ securing any one who could aot, see lected a tall, lean fellow whose { would fit the part. About the middle of | the week the fellow came to the mang’ ager, slapped him on the back and said, “Say, ‘Mao,’ lend me @ little money until Saturday, will “Do,” satg | “Mac.” “You're not going to be her@: until Saturday. gle noon's Sit-by-the-Fire, more went home to battle with a se vere cold. There was no performance last night, and the Criterion Theatre will remain closed to-night. Tt is expected that Miss Barrymore will be able to resume her role by Friday night This cold snap has also put two authors to ped. Mr. Henry Blossom is struggling against pneumonia, and Mr. Bdgar Smith, of Weber's Musto Hall, ts male ing @ otmilar fight et his home in Eimhuret. iets 66 A MATHUR NIGHT,” which has flourished like the Subway mi- ambe at east and west sido theatres for yeara, will become a fea- ture of the Murray Hill Theatre to- nuorrow cfght, Broadway first-nightsre who are growing tired of thilr job should get « transfer and refresh thelr weary souls at an “amateur night.” Aspirents for the “vatuable prize” are easured that the “Uncle Tom's Cabin” piooghounds will not be atlowed to nip THE HOME. spoon vanila, Melt butter and chocos late together in dish you will use tq mix your cake f use cooking chi late, Bake it in a eheet: tin {1s really very nice out the white of an eggs, beat very etiff, edd enough confeot! sugar to make stiff enough to Flavor tf you lke, Apple Custard Ple. LITTUB mitmeg, stewed apples, sifted, mit, one cup of suger, bf two eggs, one tablespoonful flour, @ pinch of walt. Bake ag would @ custard pte, and? when frost with the whites of the two yf tartar, 1-2 teaspoon of soda, 1 tea- and three tablespoons of sugar, May Manton’'s HORT, loose coats known as “pony” jack- ets, are exceoding!y fesnionable st the will -+the fact that we take time to study be inscrutable ani given up the task. fhe neason of his power ister to them. every little man. Only we have the love him. A To Increase the Weight. A. D.—Here !s @ rational » method of in- oreasing veight: Absolute veedom from care and anxiety. At Least ten hours’ sieep out of every .wenty-four, In ad- lition to this, naps during the day if jossible, ‘This sleep jnust always satural, auced Dy or ParsotOS. donating’ star aweet butter, ed and served eke containing cet potatoes, beans , Bwee! 1 yi foot, at “the bs ‘ont ais, 8, Ice- him, Hse doesn't consider us worth while, when he really thinks, end that's where We think about him, and he only feels about us. Deetles or Mlseaso germs. They are worth while. But when he has occasionally turned his spy-giess’ on us _be has declared us to By careful and minute inspection he gets on :to the misrobe’s curves, learns and invents an anti-toxin to destroy our power ts eternal as the stars, founded Law i Maal own weaknesses, his own vanities and his need of us to ‘That ts why he {s the weaker sex and why, But that doesn't mean thet we ere not advantage of having recognized our own iittleness and while he !s only certain about one—of his Own, ig he loves us—of ours, if HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. *| furrowed by the wrinkle until it (s per y| but it fs a Little dificult to prepare and T ‘They teach him somevhing. 2 and be knows 4%, becusse tm @ certain sense, very ltle A Remedy for Wrinkles. L, &.—The remedy I give you for wrinkles can be wed at home. Here {s the cure for wrinkles Lind the forehead at night with a com- press of new linen soaked in a mixture of equal parts of aloohol and white of egg. Allow the compress to remain on all night and continue the treatment until the wrinkles have disappeared, Wrinkles may sometimes be oftaced by the following treatment, if persistently continued: Cut some narrow strips of court-plaster, then, with the thumb and forefinger of one hand, stretch the ekin fectly smooth, and with the other hand apply over the wrinkle a strip of the court-plaster, ‘This application ts, of (course, best made at night. The fol- lowing mixture, used as a lotion, is of great efficacy in removing wrinkles, f requires, in addition, to be distilled: In 360 grams of alcohol dissolve, pulverized gum benzoln, 3 grams; frankinggnae, 2| ity. erAa, me awoble. A aXe most unknown luxury, physical culture seems an impossibil- land ye am totelswmike he Physical Culture Woman & ILOTMARE the WAIST SLENDER, Leseon IIL OR the great majority of woman- Kind, to whom leisufe to pursue thelr own inclinations 1 an al- the pursuit of five, or at the most ten, minutes’ exer- cise every morning on arising will work wonders in a few short months, On arising slip on @ loose kimono, and stand before the window, chin well raised, head slightly backward, and, drawing in a full breath, raise the arma slowly up over ‘the head to tholr Axenalns this times. a exercise & TODEVELOP the CHES TL. F slowly, let the breath exhale, | This’ gives the lungs a ohance to! fill themselves with fresh, pure alr, and should be repeated not less than ten You will go more benefit from | performed siowly and thoroughly five times than if you do it ten times quickly and inaufflotently, divxt. toa strencthen the back end By Herbert M, Lome |22m. =. potn for pet ween weer separate Wrap eehpring covert weil be found dealr- | Gitte wear the Jasic- nown in eis are shown 1p 1 cerial requts y une medium Caw 44 or 3 yards thes wide, with nis of banding im ag illus- trated. Pactern 5,205 ts t in eizes for = muscles, and slender and supple, toned exercise of lyin ton the floor, arms folded across the chest, so that there ‘is no temptation to, ise thelr assia.ance, and lift yourself to a sit- ting posture. This calls for the use the back wuist apd hip muscles solely; and after a short time can be readily performed five to ten times wil jout the alighiest symptoms to render the waist line try the old-fash- ON FASHION BUREAU, ways specify size wanted, Call or send by mati to THE HVENING WORLD MAY MAN. Lork, Bend tea cents in com or stamps fer each patters orderea, IMPORTANT—Write your name and eddress piainiy, and a Daily Fashions, Ml LL LLY Mita onal We ite i No, 2 West Twenty-third street, New i