The evening world. Newspaper, February 27, 1906, Page 13

4 Sharkey proportions. to do any worrying as to whether or not he will be fried according to the right » vot summer to gather itself together in the pot pourri jar and bloom next season » @8 a woman to be contented in a battered bonnet or an outworn gown. The Evening ~OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENT. By Réy L. McCardell. VERY other day will not suffice for the enthusiatic E who desire to hear gbout our animal friends every day. We receive many notes that go to protest. Even the vegetarians are waking up to the fact that ani- mals, being food for thought, every other day ir not enough of a good thing. Note correspondence below. aj We are. indeed, pleased that our animal annex has met with such instantaneous and universal euccess. It will be printed every other day, if we feel like it, solely for the benefit of our animal friends, and if you have a friend who {s an anima] tell us all about him. Editor Animal Department: I am heartily in favor of your Department for De- Animals. I love to read tha stories about animals. My Let every friend of animals, all who have ani- @erving Domestic own interest lies that way. mal friends, rise in protest against the United States Government maintain- ing at vast expense a “Bureau of Animal Industry.” Child labor Is bad enough, but animal industry iseatrocious! Why should animals work? A VEGETARIAN. Editor Animal Department: Are bivalves to be classed among our animal friends? I have a pet World’s Hom e Magazine, Tuesday Evening, ALLIE GAZAM Bucks the “Speed-Limit” Game: : : : By F. 6. Long To BE suAH! OH oyster at home. Last week judge of my happiness when I found my pet oyster sitting on the nest shielding beneath its shell a pretty baby oyster. | ‘We named the baby oyster “Pearl.” ‘The hen oyster we call “Mother-of- Pearl,” of course. Lately I have been much worried to note that my pet oyster has a very bad complexion, a rough and wrinkled skin. Can you give me a recipe for a cosmetic to soften an oyster’s skin and improve its com- plexion? LOVER OF DUMB OYSTERS. Editor Animal Devartmont: We lovers of birds and beasts are glad to see you are oarrying on the good work neglected by the S. P. C. ‘A. Before I became interested in your Animal Department I used to try very hard to keep the woif from the door. But now I am so fond of animals that I am beginning to look “ratty’’ my- self. JUSTUS CILLY. | Exltor Animal Department: You ask if we are doing whet is best ior our animalfriends. I have a/ beau who fg the biggest goose I know of. I have taken great interest in| your Animal Department, and [ inclose the following poem for poll parrots. It contains nothing that is harmful or exciting: | “Good morning, Pretty Polly, Pray tell me how you do?” “Quite well I thank you, Leura, But tell me how are you?’ “Here is a bit of sugar, Now I must dress my doll.” | “Oh, Laura, read me Bernard Shaw, | He talks like Pretty Poll! LAURA LYKENS, Waltor Animal Devartment: Before your appeal on behalf of our friends who are animals was read ‘by me I used to neglect my pet gold fish, and he took to drinking. Now al: this is changed. I took the gold fish before Magistrate Finn and made it sign the pledge. Then to give it mental and moral uplift I started to give it music lessons. It now knows its scales. I never cared much for fish be- fore, but since reading your Animal Department I think a good deal of a good eel. JULIUS BERNARD, Dumont, N. J. the only method to foll the fresh book agent who breaks into your bureau des af- faires and pereist: in selling you the greatest bargains in books that ever hap- pened. “You can argue hard times, you can turn a deaf ear, you can become sud- Genly engrossed in work, you can try any method on earth, but what differ- ence does tt make? Book agents are fmmune egainst all the snubs and cold @houlders that were ever invented. “Out in Kansas when they come @round with ‘Lives of the Presidents’ ami ‘Trips in Bible Lands,’ besutifully Musttated with abnormal wood cuts, ‘Uncle Hi and all the folks are easy victims. It takes an impossible crea- tion of huge size to catch the fancy of Uncle Higby’s literary taste, provid By Alice: Rohe. i] brary in three| ate good books. James Smithsin is the ‘ways used to tell how fond he was of who died. Do you know, I received a! Mathilda says she thinks I ought Tealm of books too much to send him whe gays, put the book down in the The Girl from Kansas. VE accumulated, there is plenty of gilt on the cover. the grandest l-| “It's an awful thing not to apprect- minutes to-day that|leadmg Uterary man of Waubunsee, and is coneidered learned. James al- rare books, so the other day I sent him @ gem. It was en early edition of | Chaucer, and was a beauty. I got it) from a friend who got it from a man letter from Mathilda Robinson saying | that James is termbly insulted. | have showed James more respect and} to have appreciated his position in the @ mangy old leather book in outlandish | Janguage nobody could read. Jame cellar with the cast-off furniture from | the best | room, “T thought James would be wild about | that time-statred book with the frayed) leather, the musty smell and the pexes | ‘foxed,’ Ike they fix them up over in| Sixth avemue. “Mathilda says Clara Hodgking sent James a white enamelled volume of | ‘Lucile,’ and now they're engaged to be married. “Bee what I missed.” WE HAVEN'T CloG THE WORKS « You'RE TRAWVELING Too FAWST DONCHER| (cHApPIE! kKNoW.- STOP IT AT Now, ALLIE, Me Boy, You MuST DISTINGUISH YOUR- SELF. CAwnT YOU STOP THIS FURIOUS MOTORING? , I SAY, FELLOWS! THERE, BEG PAWDON)é A BUNKIE, | DOODLE BOY: j OF THE AT THE SEE ME THESE | AINT HE I Hope NONE FELLAHS CLUB IN BEASTLY Birdie—What kind of patients do you find # hardest to cure? Dr. Bl—Those who heave nothing the matter with them. Buffalo—Did your mother leave any real estate when she died? Calf—Oh, yes; she left the earth. Mvose—What makes you think you won't win my case, snake? Lawyer—Because I'm afrafd the other alie will eet me rattles. Can el—I heard a fairy tale that made Lawyer Rattle-!@ gh{ll run down my back. Petcan—You mean up and down your back, don't you? THE QUESTION OF BAIT. By Nixola Greeley~Smith, Take ten girls, eighteen to twenty-two years old, Ask them whether | they dance, play cards, are fond of theatres, like trashy novels and are fond of | Well, nine out of the ten will answer you “Yes.” expensive gowns and hats. HIS is the wail of a/ young man published yesterday in The Evening World's “Letters from the People.” And, of course, the obvious answer to it is “You'ne uaother: Yake ten young men eigiteen to twenty-two years old. is there one that doesn't smoke, drink, gamble, play the races and run after every pretty woman that will let him? Amd yet, are they not a rather decent lot on the whole? And aren't we? The strangest idea that ever enters a man's brain ts that he loves @ woman because she 1s useful, He never does. And te young man who writes this complaint about une €rivolity of woman és probably destined to fall violently ia love with a girl that spends the greater part of her ume before a mirror snventing new ways to do her hair. “I don't love him because he is good. I love him be- ause he {s he," says the Littke Gray Lady with oherming lucidity. And that's the reason we all love. The best of ww have no better reason; the worst of us, no worse. : ‘The useful feminine arts—cooking, mending, &c,—by themselves never inspire Jove, though they may tielp to keep dt, and it 1s essential that we should cul- tivate them for our own comfort as well as that of our lord's. But to be Yond of pretty gowns and hats will take a young womun a good deal further on the moad to successful. matrimony than any amount of skill With pots and pans. For good taste is given her to enhance her beauty. Beauty is the bait of love, the brilliant fly; and the unhooked fish, while his eye ts dazzled by it, isn't going | Later, of course, he thinks about cooking; but not in his courting days, It is the right of every woman to love pretty clothes, and one might just es well expect the trees to be happy in thelr last year's leaves or the last rose | ‘Very few young women really Mke to play caries. Cande are a dreadful bore, red solace of dowagers, who can't play our game—the game of human hearts— \y more, When we io to theatres it is to see how far short the hero falls of the measure Of our own John, or Tom. or Dick, or Harry, as the dase may be. ‘Ana surely that ought to make Jobn {nflate his thirty-six chest to regular <@heatres and novels keep alive romance, which 1s more than reall men would tio if they hadn't playwrights and auth ors to help ‘them, - To Keep Food Hot. Tablecloth Stains, i NSTEAD of putting food which has to TAINS fp table linen are eastiy re- be kept bot for late comers in a moved by plunging the articles in hot oven, where it- will become dry pure bolling water. The addition soap or soda would have the effect oe All pe tain expert advice on their tangled love affairs by writing Betty. | Let- ters for her should be addressed to BETTY, Evening World, Post-Office $20E 8, New York. Does She Care for Him? Dear Betty: | AM a young man, eighteen years of age, and care for a girl two years younger than I. Now, I'd like to find out the best way if she cares for me, as I am deadly in toys, ah ie The it way—the onl; bes ly way—is to ask her, after telling her you love her. HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Falling Hair. Iss B, K.—The most practl- cable method of preventing hair ‘rom falling out is alp massage, The following ‘tonic ts valuable in con- junction with this ‘reatment:; Hydro- chlorate of pilocay- vaseline, four ounces; alcohol, four ounces, It must be applied to the scalp every night. Rub it In thoroughly. Hirsute “Rust.” ARBARA W.—A little bit of blu- ing applied to your gray hair with a tecthbrush after the hair is dressed will tone down the rusty look, It may seem alittle blue at frst, but ‘Will neweene the gtay tint after an hour Paes «<> WOMEN Ny Eolreo oF ev SMITH PYNIXOLA GREE Dear Betty: | HAVE been going with a young girt| whom I think avgreat deal of and until recently I have noticed’ tnat | she eeemed to care for me. I asked| a gen at the same dance, but she did not ae ‘There isn't very much to do, Let the girl know that you realized the decep- tion, but act as if it was a matter of Indifference to you. | BETIYS BALM FOR LOVERS. rplexed young people can ob. | After the Ball, i He Has Two Girls. ~ Dear Betty: X¥ age is twenty. 1 am going with a girl that I love dearly, She ie very far away: from me. She writes to me, atthough she treats me ver ‘There ts ‘another git! whom, T_think lke just as well, but still I wouldn't Uke ‘to leave the ‘rst girl. Would It be wise or not to leave her now and keep company with the other? H. K. You cannot love either girl very much since you ask such a cold-blooded aues- Take the girl think cares the most for you. tion about them. you HINTS FOR Hubbard Ayer. | or two. Be careful not to get too, much bluing on. | Premature Wrinkles. | ATIE B.—For premature wrinkles try this: Rose wuter, 200 grams; thick mili of almonds, 60 grams; sulphate d’alumine, 4 grams. Dissolve and filter, Apply at night. HAT do you mean by trying to my’s mother. “I'm just practising, mammi when I get married.” 46 answered Johnny. Fred (at the concert)—That man m Papa—Which man, Freddie? Fred—Why, the one who js trying “What do you understand by the the teacher of.a small pupil. “I guess they must be skyrockets,” Out of the Mouths of Babes. 'So you want tobe a philanthropist when you grow up, do you, Johnny?” sald the minister. ‘Would you mind telling me why?” “Cause philanthropists always have more money than they can spend,” Tapioca Pudding. NE quart milk, two-thirds oup of tapioca, three eggs, one dessert- ; spoon butter, one cup sugar, one teaspoon salt. Flavor with lemon or nutmeg. Soak the tapioca over aight in cold water (twice as much water as tapioca). Boil it in the milk, stir often, beat eggs and sugar thoroughly together; stir them and all other in- gredients into the milk while ft is yet hot. If the pudding is put immediate- order me around?” asked small Tom- replied Tommy, “so I'll know how just have a taste for music, papa. coolly when sho arnives home. | i a J Weed or Woman— Which? Dear Betty: WAS going with a young lady twenty years of age, but recently we had a quarrel. She does not want me to smoke cigarettes, so when I began to smoke one the otner Pet she did the same, and I told her I did not like It, and she eafd she was going to do It every time she saw me smoke. She knows how much I like her and she does it to hurt me. Please tell me what to do, as I am heartbroken, P, T. The young lady js certainly using des- perate measures. It looks to me as if you would have to choose between her | and, the cigarettes. THE HOME. ly in the oven It will bake in trrae- fourths of an hour or a little les Cheese Fondue. NE cup chopped crackers, one coup milk, three-fourths cup chopped cheese, two eggs, whites and yolks beaten separately light; stir all to- gether and bake In a quick oven; serve immediately. Baked Indian Pudding. IIREK pints scalded milk, handful i wheat flour, threo eggs, indian meal enough to make a thick bat- ter, like pancakes; one gill molasses, «kt; bake three hours. Johnny Cake. E egg, two tadlespoons of sugar, two teaspoons of crcmm tartar, one teagpoon of eoda dissoled in one cup of sweet milk, two tablespoons of | Indian meal, one cup of flour, Fudge, to swallow the tromnone, term ‘high explosives,’ Harry?” asked replied the ydungster.—Chicago News. | WO cups white sugar, 2 tablespoons ‘if grated chocolate, or cocoa H ‘teaspoon of butter. just as good, 2-3 cup milk and a 1 Boll until it will | form into @ soft ball in @ cup He uaniver aes pour quickly care us few minutes 3 aizeady;’ buttered. cold February 27, | A 8 bit. Henry stitier aptly put It at 1906. “Brown of Mixes the With the night, it was He said this the Prineass last “children's night.” arm about young Mr. Henry Woodruff, doesn't cover a multitude of shins, Mr. Miller might have added that it was well enough the “children” on the | other side of the fvotlights were “grown-ups,” for there were sins as well as shins In “Brown of Harvard.” Mrs, Rida Johrson Young, snot con- CATRARINE CALHOUN, Harvard” Scariet Crimson. out him, or shortcomings incidentally, at least by making his less disagreeable. And, this sort of thing is apt jat the end of the third act, with his to make you dovitful of the rect of the family, Not only that, but Martan who seemed to feel the need of some- brought her troubles to Brown's thing about him. Mr. Woodruff had|room—where she was discovered bv | covered himself with glory as the stroke | bis sweetheart and everyiody else, of oar of Harvard's oight; but glony alone THe REAL “JoHN THE ORANGEMAN THE PooR FORSAREN LADY’ WHO KEPT HANGIN? | | ROUND. |) tent with the crimaon, added a dash of sourlet, {ts way, but Mrs. Young has mixed hers in @ manner that is decidedly un- pleasant, A boat race between the ‘varsity eight and an English crew Is supposed to be the point upon which her play turns, bu; this Is a mer> incl- dent to the main story. Simple Marian Thorne, in her sult of black and feelings race, She had come to Cambridge to be educated, and—well, her education turned out to be more than she or her brother had bargained for. ‘The woman playwright may always bo trusted to give full measure in these things To make a long and disagreeable story short, Tom Brown, generous, frank a with plenty of money, suffers himse to stand in the shadow of Marijan's misfortune bevause ke loves the siste of Wilton Ames and fs anxtous to say sr from knowing the truth. Ames gambler and a drunkard, is under thumb of Victor Colton, who 1 in hle hands, he quits the crew and bolts! ter's letters, telling all, is placed after his sister. Brown takes his place, as only a stage stroke oar could do, and Harvard, of ¢ . wins the by his mighty efforts. The noble is suspected of the worst because Marian is found with check for $30 to which his name is signed, Ames has helped himself to the cheek, but Brown says nothing, even when Thorne calls him to account In ro ungenile terms. This scene {3 stopped by a mutual friend stepping In and irforming Thorne that ft 1s Brown who is through college. Ames finally makes confession by hiding his face in his mother's lap, and the inference {s that he will do the right thing by the girl, 'The cad brother is by no mea: new character. in a somewhat similar way in “The Girl with the Green Eyes.” Yale got a black eye there; here it Is Har- vard, Mrs, Young might have sweet ened her play by getting alone w May Manton’'s Call or send by mail to Patterns Local color is well enough in| to match, was bigger than the big boat | »| Albert Perry win the bets ng on lsh crew by foreing Ames to get Marian ont of tow day of the a thing depends upon Thor who has been raised from a hum tutor to stroke oar, and when his sis- | paying his way | Tucked Eton with Vest—Pattern Ni TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 21 West Twenty-third street, New. ork, Send tea cents in com or stamps for each pattern oraeres, IMPORTANT—Write your name and e/dress plainly, and st course—and hung about the campus in @ way that was not only distressing but against the unwritten rules of Harvard. The lining up of the crew before the race, with the manager \elling them j What was what recalled a similar scene in * *t,” and was ane other point agai irs, Young's origins ality. She has succeeded, however, im | showing the superficial side of col* jlege life. with its youthful, care-free spirlt, But she has not succeeded in carrying yi with {t as George Ade did In ‘ollege Widow." Ade | got beyond the mere light-hearted gavety of the campus and laughed with it and at it, Mrs. Young seems i serfously, and added sure of mawkish sentimen= talfty, not to menti a liberal sprin- king of “cuss word Mr, Woodruff gurgled with joy as Brown, and was almpst girly-girly at times. But he did pull himself down ‘in the las: act and make the most lof his scene with Marian's vengeful brother. The other interesting moment of hls performance was when he ex- n with a tattooed snake, of his anistle tem- | hnibtt fan pe 0 hiddsn, All that Miss Laura Hope Crews had to do as Brown's sweetheart was to ant, and a photographer couldn't have asked more of her. Mise Catharine Calhoun, as Marfan Thorne, was equally ful in looking sad, though hope ok ple as the brother of the | girl who needed him every hour; Wale ter Thomas, as the weakling who wept on mother’s knee; and Theodore Frie+ ‘bus, who bet not wisely but too well jon th English crew, gave good per- formances, ‘The younger s.udent dodv j which helped along the noise gained an element of humor from Arthur |} Shaw, who, as Tubby"? Anderson, be- ltrayed a hunger for more things than | knowledge. | “Shut the real star of the evening | was ‘John, the Orange Man," who | came from Harvard to sell his fruit for stage money, I: was almost pae thetic to see the old man weathering the gi of applause that swept acrose ‘the stage campus at his entrance and vned his “Three cheers for Hare in its roar, He waved an an- with a crjmson handkerchle as low as hls years and his would let him, and then tote | tered off as he had tottered on, open= with delight and surprise. } mouthed, eeyohn” was the one Krue joy of Brown of Harvard. CHARLES DARNTON. Fashions, Ha Eton pron be a favorite Ja: et for spring and te leing vhown in exceed~ ingly fascinating and desirable models, This one gives a stole effect at the front that 1s very chic and novel and al- lows « choice of the fashionable three-quar- terorfull-iengtnh sleeves, so tha: {t can be meda available for a great mar occasions, In the illustration it is made of amethyst colored chiffon broadcloth stitched with silk and combined with velvet and ts exceedingly handsome, but there are @ great many trim- mings that might be suggested, Plain broad- cloth forvest,oollar and cuffs combined with any of the mixed sulte ings Is ‘8 effece silk can 1 lighter . while Daily raised work is consid= ered one of the smarte % af stl smart tht ana ‘makes excecdinaty chle accessories of the sor The quantity of mas terial required for the medium size Is 3 yards 21, 3 yards 97 3-4 Yards 4 inches de, with 1 1-4 yards of velvet, 1-4 yard of lace for revers, or 5-8 yard it long sleeves are used, and 3 yards of silk tor ning. Pattern No. 5,204 te cut in sizes for a 22, 34, 36, 98 and 40 inch bust measure, cas or . 5,294, THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- | | } |