The evening world. Newspaper, February 24, 1906, Page 11

February 24, ‘Say, Dopey McKnight Is the Pride of “Peacock Alley.” He Says He Likes to Get Indoors GEO, MMA Before the Night Falls, Because He Hasn’t Any Accident Insurance! What? Illustrations Ot POCECOOOOOSOM GOBOLEDGE DEDSESIODEEDOLOHNLOIS TOSSED COOECSCOOSSOE } The Chorus Girl. By Roy L. McCardell. & bis! : . f room,” after a restful night in town i day coach, where he bad dres si I want going roller-skating with a ‘band to see all the pirates, ; “Dopey said he felt’ stire hunch to play Sea Robber, asked the first native he m thinks the town was called Mink. Well, anyway, he asked Pink Minker. 4f there was 9) po jroom In the place. And the yap at ‘Sure!’ and led him to the BonTon Billiard Parlor. ae “So that's why I say that I may pan the city over the subway ones im” a while, but, after all, it’s good enough for me. : “Old Man Moneyton ie stung for = whole 4ot of those society and wo- men’s club hold-ups that are pulled _ off in the Waldorf-Astoria, and he turns the tickets over to us, si “Then Mamma De Branscombe — chaperons us in great style, Byvery- body takes her for a society lady be- cause her manners is so bad. oak? “I was telling you that Dopey sights,” said the Chorus Giri, “and say, some of the lady battle«axes you see sitting around trimmed up lke Christmas trees in Peacock alley are certain- " ts! 3 alley? Why, that's the “gilded gangway in any of the big “hotels like. the Waldorf, the ‘Astor or the St. Regis, where the stout ladies with fronts on them like awn- ings sit’ around and keep appoint- ~ “Sometimes these appointments are only with-themselves and aré harm- eas ‘to-éverything except the over- etuffed sofas. And only harmless to them because the fat Indies are gen- | erally overstuffed themselves. “Of course, it ain't any revelation to me, because my peopie come from the vary highest society in Altoona, Pa. Mamma De Branscombe and ‘Amy and Pusd Montgomery are the sort of people Who hope to go to the ‘Waldorf when they die. “As for me, I don't ni to be touted through as a total . ‘Hecatise I got @ lot of relatives trom Pittsburg who live at the Waldorf - “Because Mr. Boldt is a mean thing y Z “and won't’ sell it to'them as.atown| 7 “i gisirtim , “Only Dopey embarrasses us terribly by insisting on cake-walking when oyer the band etrikes up a two-step and we are coming down the middle lane to get close to the exercises” | vz se! ‘oThere they meet the Chicago peo- “He says getting robbed by the)own a little place in the country you) “I want a town on the main Ine, | entitled “Was She to Blame?” and (the rag, looking Iike Easter eggs,jtellectual centres like Crooked Leg, only from 40. till Fs ae bie'ihey sold thelr. rofling mills to same man is like getting shaved by|can know that there’s something}some place where yeu gan throw|we used a cataract with, real water|with the audience outside hollering} Minn., where the cultured set\are on tha aha 2 Pil Whe Wk afeckha with (ian ‘cad the same barker—you get to like his| wrong in my wheelhouse. colored lights all over the city and|by connecting a garden hose with|for its money back; because any-|the qui vive hecause Piano Charley, t 2 a touch. “Vandalia, Mo., and such placeg/it will cause no comment, ~ the hydrant. ‘body who lives in Iowa has no sens¢|the Cowboy Paderewski, will meet | ‘wonder ‘why 90 aged reap people} «put one night a total stranger|are all right if you don’t know any| “Never shall I forget the time I| “During the performance the hose|of humor or they'd commit suicide.|all comers in tong-distance piano- Gohaee bie come ue Hs held him up and handled him real| better, but I don’t think I could be|/played Estherville, Ia., and we went| busted and turned the great stow-| “Not for mine, kid! Every once in| playing tn Odd-Fellows’ Hell, for ) Wee Nees flee Da es roughly. Then he found out that his|contented in any other town but New|up agaihst @ town hall where the|storm scene into Brussels carpet ef-ja while I take out the maul and the/one night only. Keep your eye on iets wnlapectg abeee! sebcleheeser Teguiar robber had sold the route to| York any more; not even im A‘-|acenery. was painted with Haster egg| fects, Everywhere you touched the|sledge and knock the things I love|day and date! % @ stranger, and it made him so mad |toona. dyes. We had a great comedy drama'color ran and we had to ring down’ best of all. But nix for me the in-| “Cut me out when you talk of tak- seme WILLIE WARBLER. & & cay Se fntng a4 oe veal Batt maa ele sis f :| af Aes the town 1s divided by the railroad i ways, then “Of course, it {s all right to knock, h Ch L h P. into a divorce colony on one side and zac ni rae tien el so cur, al ih ko the Chain-Lightning Poet. 2: vr sons on on site ana _ ‘Spends! He was telling me that he|think you regard it os a favor that : “Dopey _ fame away trom Chicago because he/ you are altve. Yet old New York is Heda gicdnggrgrtewd ‘Was aiwuys used to being robbed by} good enough for me, and whenever Seances inate Coon ee out re on he was out as) orchestra for “Ten Nights in a Bar- | the same man going home. you hear me rave that I'd like to — HAVE A LAUGH WITH ; OMoaga Tribune Man: people.” sald the considerate woman. “Elow long @o you think ¢t will take| “Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne, “and ‘ to build the Panama Canal?’ said the|* srieves me to find such » universal These Aera-Clubs may save poor dubs tngunttive person. preference for hearing disagiesable * “ Cy te ” things.” ~ Foom danger on our highways; esieh Oe cent eee anata: Aus aes © For ‘scorchers mey at R fae day to ascertain now is how long {t will take} “Gtaclous! Children, stop that noise,” to balding a i ake! cred mamma. Whiz 'theough aerial “ways. eiearmndeci ys: Arai The Holiday Habit - ; By Albert Payson Terhune. | i RUS sang the happy office Boss Bay tune, “We Mourn Our : : Gh eahar se a Siri tie evening World Primer. mplores courts chan: is name ane Rvwniod Wonka i 4 1, = pict or "G. Humidity” “But we're playing ‘war’,” replied the) Tt Isn't hard to make a speech, eldest, f Most any one can doit, © # t You mustn't play. ‘war om” But genuine success you reach Sunday!” If people listen to it “But, ma, this fs @ religious wai ia Press Ma The Bait-Eater, Philadelphi He—It's impossible foy any one to un- deretamd you women; ygu're all puzzles. She—Which proves jat you men are ‘all stubborn, He—Whyt+ \ She—Simply won" sive us wD. ‘That waiter,’ said the first patron, Each midshipman powitele: the’ ban “On Apeil First the steike ‘ia onl’. Sat I Se th POR eed elther a duney or @ humorist.” wi Of this ‘stern legal phrase: — je 'cuns the coal- 2 Ang (oreats in nattae rates aaiotter. ey) f ‘ Our proud Navee no more will be « That April fools joke falls upon provent meme Willie Duok—Whal's the mattert r 1 Ain't yer goin’ flahin'? wae Kid Chick—Naw! I wus hungry Qte all me batt worms up. an’ now can't go. aps - B85 Washington Star Man: “Tt grieves me to find that you pre- fer saying disagreeable things about 5 s (As usual) the, Consumer! 4 Obscured by clouds of haze. - lg : BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS May Manton's Daily Fashions ‘Why, not? You are very young, but three-fourths “of 3 cup of sugar, & tot toe Ce fae Vi. 2 i, Bennet arene as He Goes with Other Girls, Uwe orate ane e gent and one-half pint bt milk. Cook alowty for two hours. This pudding fe quite milicy when cooked properly amd very nour- ishing for young dbildren, Mock Mince Pie, ne \(\NE cracker rolied fine, 1 egg, 1-2 cup of sugar, 1-2 cup of molasses, 1-2 \ cup of boiling water, 1-4 cup of but- yi In the iustra~ ter, 2 tablespoons of vinegar, 1-3 tea- i} ton gray froedeloth ‘spoon of cloves, olpnamon, walt and nut- ‘ da. simply — atitenod mog, 1-2 cup of chopped raisins, Make q with silk,, but. the two ples on eight-inch plates, : ‘te thin! ou ore eanoal wns Delicious Doughnuts. h as many girls as HREB-QUARTER cup of sugar, egg. 1-2 teaspoon of salt, nutmeg, 1-8 tablespoon of butter, creamed together; add 1 cup of sweet milk, sift 1 teaspoon of salaratus amd 2 of cream 4 ‘ i sae aeenty-two, yeard Se tarter ieith your Sour and 004 enough! ji i ‘ f yt mers. vO daar, about t Bendle without sticking. Roll out ; bandings this sea ightcon years of ge, whe the only} and fry in good hot lard, ‘These are de- | \ wm \\ and again either nat ) appllel Tags ee Marit a Granbille Cakes. : ON Hl Oeirner et ty keep standy company | py UT a quarter of a pound of ground ! ‘ De Mite einai under | b2 almonds, quarter of. pound. of pe oa" soon ae Dowdy af fted flour and six ounces of cas- ie a peal Sta iss toma oak ea the jawak: awhile and Kbow thy White of three eggs and stlt in for at- gyi minutes. When yell beaten, add Three-Plece Skirt— Pattern No. 6288. medium sizo js 19 1-2 yards 2, 8 1-2 yards 37 or 4 1-4 vary 44 Inches widd, Pattern No, is out In oles for 9/22, 24, 2, 2 and 90 Inch! waist Bow ta. ‘all or sand by mail to. THE EVENING WORLD) TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 0 Weer \ofk, Bend ten canta in coin or stamps for each.