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REMOST among the, important questions to which’ Yyette Gull- bert will give her attention while héie is “Why does & chicken cross the street?” To find the anawer, she will @0 to the Grand Opera-Hovte some night this week and learn the truth from Mr, Law Dovkstider. Wher aeked by Manager Charles Frohman whit Ould Mike to see whe “The American minatrél show and Monsieur Cohan.” She shook her head at “The Dvél." . What \ ashe Wanted was boniething purely American, and she yoaried particuliriy for Dook- stader and Cohan. | Shé is cr-r-anee to tell the folk at Homo atjout ‘ém. ee 8 TWOCHNT postare stamp, with “Jr. written on the pleture of George Washington aid “Success to you!” penned on the other side, was sent by Wells Hawks to George M. Colmn on the opening night of “Géorge ‘Washington, Jr.” Mr. Cohan was ad- vised he Gould procure moré printing of the same kind by applying to’ the Postofiice Department. What he's Wondertrig about is whére Hawks jot ‘the stanip, oe 6 STBR & frovp of trend haa given him & birthday “asurpriae” at Brown's thé other night Man- wer George Mingabiry, ot the Hippo- rome, happened (6 remémber that they ‘were two month’ ahead of tinie, or ten months late, he wasn't sure ‘Barcasth at ones begin to flow like beer. “Doew't he remind you of Marcel- inet? fremafked on of the crowd. “Ob, no,” ahswered another. “He's severe! inches taller chan Marceline:" the ‘will find him well. ne ND. now, tt Oso nok Ye 6 be comgratgea ving. made "The | Seteai The’ new eb that Edha May wan sadre! Mr. Lewisohn two weeks: ako added proof: that this 4s n6t. season, ¥. ‘aarti “Pet X. groban Heat tb Théatre for the bala of the CHARLES D. The First Salary: HEN we say 4 wan fa f “W worth hls malt,” mee philologist, according» Phtiadelphia Bulletin, ‘we tae. Ot fa teresting ‘and classic form or # We go all the way back, tn. teok ts the time of the ancient eg “The Romain workers th. thy i” mines were paid in salt. The, 0) they got in retutn for thelr a called’ thelr. salarlum pho er allowance. “The word salarium, money or, allowance for A Walter wan called t settle the ar fom, (eoment ... oe < ITH his ohdtacterivtid perverse W ness Ber Shaw insists that ” he tb not dying. It was all a Dutcher’ plot against vegetdriihism, he suspectit, and he deblines to be butch- ered, It is only fair, pethaps, that he Dave soinething to my about ater, just ns Mark Twhin did | ‘when he went word shat the heirs of hie death was grossly exaggerated. eee LL sohts of pedplé contintis to have ‘something to say About the alive- and-forever-kicking G. B, 8 The Qdmits that Shaw ts capabdlé of a fn to this theatre @ he ‘Public, Buk dobbta It he wih be Able to bold the habitual playgoers, eee a ehiat,”" whi “oonntstis 06 / ‘ther complaint Is that Shaw ‘the “dramatic situation, or wheh he ‘os Hot lghors it, “exkggerates tt ihto ee abotion of the| ' “ignores | a tuted and drownh. it In @ burst of} ~ priltfant.| saya Mr. Pilon, that & Hailery. of vorttatte Woes mot make 4 vilay. The title of which: Mr. Shaw himsé) Grely ait ratively harinlesa foonoclast, however, who his, up te the present, “broken only a few chéap: plaster caste of the statues of pur im- mortal gods." “phe draniatle work of Bernard Sheard give nve yedrs of my to met éven with that nat git for shat ehe sitd About mi He-Five years of your course, An Accommodating. Witness : oan the pritoner Well?” 73 “No leviry," sald the lawyer, “Now, -] air, did you ever #8 the prisoner at thé'| Prie “Ook many & dridke with him at the ig sala the magistrate, fc- ung to tho New Orleans Times, “you the prisoner have béen fri “Nevers prompdy, re! ont & drop. if Quaker “stand down,”