The evening world. Newspaper, February 9, 1906, Page 15

The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Friday Evening, February 9 THE BILLETS OF BONL |ALLIE GAZAM Joins the Police Force. By Roy McCardell, Gs OASTELLANE {8 tn sore financial straits 2 coy and spends his time writing the most humble and beseeching epistles to the Countess.—Cable Item. faethe You, MAKE A SHARKEY Mi CHARMING POLICEMAN, ALLIE, OLD CHAP! Ma Cherte: ‘Tis I your once adored Boni that now craves of you your compassion. If you have no compassion let me have by bearer the sum of a thousand franc. | Shirt of my Ancestors! Am I then to perish?! What is a thousand francs to you, my adored one: , Your brother George af that America he has the, heart of Monsieur Skinof the flint, the Money-lender. | Think of me, my angel, in the extremity of but two dozen surtouts and a broken pair of stays! Pierre, - my valet, weeps with chagrin at the thought. | Nose of my grandfather! Is a gentleman of France, a member of the! fhaute noblesse,to be denied the wealth cf the bourgeojse? Great honor | has been done you by an alliance with the noble house of a Castellane. My friends embrace me with tears! As for what I am acoused, what would! you? We of the old nobility have the grand manner, I did but kiss the! hand of the Duchess. Ma foi! 1s it for this I am to be denied the ignoble dollars? Already my gold watch is in the hands of Monsieur the pawnbroker. | I shall expire of chagrin! BONI. ee ME BOY! | TREMENDOUS! ONeore me marananen OFFICER, OLD PAL! NOW GO OUT AND MAKE THt NAME OF ALLIE GAZAM A TERROR TO. LAW + {AHI-ER- LET ME THINK NINE 2 Swat § Tuesd My Heartless One: I die in despair! Base tradesmen have the afrontry to wnte demanding something on accourt. 1 love you to destraction. Send me meny of thoze American doilars. = A million thunders! Am I then to know impoverishment agein? Ah! mon petite, could you see your Boni with his tofiet neglected, no rouge for s cheeks, wearing the chapeau of yesterday, heart of marble that you are/ you would be suffused with tears! I will always love you if you send me money. Face of the clo Must a moble of France ask for the dollars of those pigs of Ameri:ans? Think no more of your unworthy jealousies. I mill fight the duel for you. T will die that France may live. A thousand france, mine own, or I expire! BONI. Wednesday. My Angel: | | Again I address you. From you no ansmwer comes to my Dillets! Sacre, Dieu! Would you lose caste as the American wife of a foreign nobleman | by holding the purse-strings like the fat wife of the tradesman who is) always in the wine shops? My father swooned to-day in my apartments at the thought! He is an old man, is he to be denied the price of his | pleasures? See, I speak not for myself. At least of myself I have not spoke. Now I shall. Do as you will, heartless one, but settle upon me a million of your sordid American dollars a year and then, although my heart it has that break, I will forgive you. Your silence wounds me. Yet I can forgive grandly, as a nobleman should forgive, if you do. but send me those dollars! Think not of the Duchesse. You are of the bourgeoise, you | cannot understand the grand monde. It is for you to pay the cash. I am) proud, IamaCasellane. I will no longer beg for the forgivencss, but for | ‘the money still will I ask! Am I the Spanish grandee that eats of the! garlic, am I the brutal English milor that would beat his bride when she gives him not the money? No, I am = nobleman of France! Send me a) million francs. Send me three sous to buy papare to write you for more of the dirty money of America. Bi The Girl from Kansas. By Alice Rohe. (CTHERE are o good many The Eating-Habit Up to Date. By Albert Payson Terhune. Canned go.de are doctored with chemicals. Torus lamb chops viley, ances in the local Thespian Society she has never been able to reach any body but an office boy—except once. “She hasn't presented two of them yet. She only got them yesterday. They are from influential friends of the man who Is putting out “The Brown Bread Boy.’ “The sad thing adout Casate’s tct- ters of introduction ts that they will never do. She was tickled to death be- cause Cortlandt Stringem, the librettist of the latest musical success, gave her a letter to a grand manager. She didn’t know, poor child, that the letter, which reads lovely, had a hidden message. “Isn't @ shame? How can they do it? You never want to put your trust in a letter of recommendation. When Cassie presented thet letter she got the A Good Thing. things about tatters of recom mendation that Cas- sie Lofgren has to léarn,"" said the Girl from Kansas, ‘though {t seems a shame to spoil her dream. “When Cassie came here she had a trunk load of letters to prominent citizens that made her pay excess baggage. Ob, fwe all have that letter experience when ‘we foreake the plains ani prairies of our native heath, but did anythigs ever e of it? MCassie says she mever heard of s0 men who neglected their (“Butter ts painted. are sold, Our daily food ts full of na:mful germs.""—Prof. H. W. PEN the good old Menu and give me 2 chance to plan A line of fare to upholster my delicate inner man! Of old it was easy to order. Everything tasted good Till dear old Protessor Wiley showed up the graft of food Open the good old Menu! What hes it got to show? | flere 1s a Bisque Marengo, weakened by H?0. Here is a Filet Mignon, innocent looking and placid, But doctored with H*8O‘—(alias sulphuric acid)! Open the good old Menu! Lamb chops are offered there; But Wiley telis us the meat on them is fickle as it is fair. Here {s a Civet de Poulet, luscious to nostril and eye; But it's dopy with Salycilic and colored with Aniline Dye. “Artichokes Garnis, au Beurre’ once set my palate a-flutte: But how can I eat a concoction that's swimming in hand-painted butter? Salade Torton! is here. Ah, how its tender charms mock u: Since we've heard that {t's populated with microbe and micrococous! Open the good old Menu! We once thought good dinners a blessing; But that was before the microbes and Poison Trust got us guessing. Tackling the toxic battalion, we're told, is a Wiley-proof feat, And jt may be that germs even Inger in “Foodine” and in “Am- quickest freeze-out she ever had in her life. “Do you know how {t read? looked good, there is a cip! ry qt but _do you know that ‘ code between all those What Cassie's letter really said ‘This young woman has pestered me to death for a letter to you. Don't le? of the editors of five papers, and she has been so often to the theatrical Near-Wheat.” iy Sunflower and her stunning perform- with us. WONDERFUL, ALLIE \rou'RE A DREAM OF AN The Retort Courteous. By F. G. Long. oMfices that she has lost count. And !n} give her @ Job on my account, b Ope: ! "lst! She—What! Marr; 2 Why 9 : Tam ec n the good old Menu! Order the whole boomin’ list! ! Marry you y, you een wer lovely, 1estara tel low ia\out | Moora Cattle Aes ii cetahesl meek, eee sina ‘bounds? | what do WE once if bacteria make in our stoniachs thelr tryst? | couldn't keep an old cat alive or Deiiliant poetical work In the Week-| aspirations, too. Ite a sneaking trick, | Fatlelgh—-Good for you; you'll soon| What do WE care if cold polson flavors each food-combination? LEMMAS enone ee canine NNixoza GREE! PAGS cks for the Foolish Feminine Friendships. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, T* women, known throughout New York for a number of years as devoted friends, quarrelled, and Wednes- day morning's papers contained accounte of the sensa- tional seizure by one of them, assisted by deputy eheriifs, | of the other's jewelry. H The majority of feminine felendehips, though not eo vio-| | lent in thelr disruption, have @ similar end, ‘The basis of friendship is equality, and {t !s very seldom’ that one woman regards another as an equal. ‘The feminine mind's eye seems to be set so that {t must look either up or down—never straight ahead. Most «ft our friendships start off beautifully, with one of us looking respectfully up and “ the other graciously down, and so long as we madntain thts Yel oe pretty position, there is no possibilty of a breach, But, if though the attitude of condescension lasts indefinitely, that / Mf grateful appreciation very soon wears away. And then trouble begins to brew. It 1s only a question of time as to ) when envy will get the upper hand of admiration, or self- tion. chat of loving kindness, | » Feminine friendship, anyhow, 1s one part a desire to talk indiscreetly and three parts fear of having done it. Many dear friends remain so through the @read of what each could tel! if they didn’t. Quarrelling women nearly always get back to the first principles of tattling and ¢ale-bearing that prevailed when in former incarnations they were members of the same harem and one sought to Gupplant the other in the favor of the Pasha. Therefore a salutary and mutual fear coments them togethor as love never conld. | Even the chains of love are sald to be gulling by the majority of those who ‘weor them. But they are light as a flower harness in carnival time compared with the shackles of friendship, The men and women who give divorce parties celebrate the severance of thelr marriage bond have a faint {dea of the relief death ‘of an outworn friendshin may afford _ Of course, the only thing to do with one is for the chief mourners to attend the funeral together, shake hands decently over the grave and go thelr separate Ways. But women can #o seldom afford to be decent where elther feeling or ‘Vanity 15 involved, ih Ci ie Ms dexterity, constant practice is needed. Once achieved, however, there is no pleasanter form of parlor entertainment, HINTS FOR THE HOME. Cornmeal! Fritters, | Sponge Drops. N® pint of sour milk, 1 teaspoonful pal nie 4 onten of salt, 3 eggs, 1 tablespoonful of She of melasma, 1 cup of ed molasses or, sugar, 1 handful of cup brown sugar, 1 cup of sour milk, 1 egg, 2 teaspoons of soda, 5 ‘cups of flour, a pinch of ealt, ginger and cinnamon sir \e, These are very nice, To tle a knot w'th one hand ts a pretty trick that requires considerable practice. Leeson Il.—The: One-Hand, osite ends until it ts ,and as fn illustration, longer than the other. Now, with a quici arm, toss the hand! get the long end over the the centr ‘This must be Savabbling in courts, babbling confidences and distorting undress remarks— ‘the ustial sequence of 2 feminine rupture—are unworthy survivals of our polyga- Knot mous days. And possibly it will be another thousand years before we get them . @ntirely out of our systems. Heaven speed the day! N my first lesson in sleight-of-hand tricks for the home I described the ‘ vanishing knot, To-day I shall at- _ Coffee-Pot Advice. A Household Glue. Xo teach you one of my most tempt HEN putting away a tea or, coffee GLUE which will resist the action| bottling feats—that of tying @ knot with pot which {s not in daily ybe, lay of water is made by bofling half| one hand. ' & uticke across the tap, to keep the 4 pound of common giue in one| If Jt seems easy to you, try It before quart of ekimmed milk. Another method| you read any further, and learn your, id fb to soak the glue till eoft in cold| mistake. impression on your audience. water, and then to dimolve it on the} Let me RUSTE flour stift aod. comnpeal enough tb make a Eotreo eeper SMITH Whirl the handkerehtef round by op- twisted Ike @ sone. Prace it over the back of the right] } leaving one cna i movement of the ehier so Una you aad, taking one end, snap It into a knoe in done with one mot’on and lightning-like rapidity to make an World Wants Work Wonders. "| Sret Harte, and we talked mainly of) Im and Ou of tho Theatres VEN more amusing than the| thing romantic and‘emotional, Clarence E glimpse of Greece given by| pieces out a musical comedy -with Richard Harding Davis in “The| newspaper jokes and Edythe tosses- off Galloper" 1s a description of the New| @ ‘classy’ comedy. Year's court ball at Athens whtcn| “Everybody I know 1s writing @ Teaches me from a young American| play,” said a man who knows a great Woman who was “among those present.’| many people. “I'm writing one my- For one thing, the Royal Guards struck | Self." he confessed, ‘and—would you her as being fully ag spectacular ag a|believe It?—I've been given a retaine Broadway chorus, as a lawyer would say. I was asked, “We entered,” she writes, “through| to see what I could do In the way of a an overwhelming double row of them in| comedy for the two—well, we won't full uniform of fustianella—white ac- | mention names—and, after working on cordion ballet skirts not to their knees; | the Idea for a few hours, I sent them long. white wool leggings skin tight |® Scenarlo. I thought that would be from ankle to thigh; long, low shoes! ‘he end of it, but along camo a letter, decorated with a pompon at the very| With a check for $40 the other day tell~ white, full walats with graceful| (N& me to fo alend and write the play. ; a black velvet bolero; a sott| Pv Rever written so much as @ vatdee ‘and a spear. They were mo-| Ville sketch, but I'm going to tackle the tionless as Gibraltar, and we picked up| JP. There are so many people ‘getting our skirts and scuttled past. When wel iy War jeginine te reel. tenetatnee had left our wraps there was another! titning a trick thyself, It's a mighty double row a I. Orne ueton Nee Waliced good game, even if you lose, once you through a pillared archway—and there fe. m4 4, Hae iil i ; j Have a scenario accepted. The merd epee cogs te COCR UR o nau a Laae fact that mine brought $500 down has The men and women were Not @-’ aircady put me in the wav of getting lowed to mingle until after the royal more gdvance money ‘from a play family had entered, 20 the sheep 84] prover who has asked me to develop an- goats were separated, and eyed one three ideas into as many plays. So far other. Nearly all the men were in UM!) my experience has taught me that f can form, of course, and as there are MOF! make a living at playwriting for @ officers than soldiers in the Greek armY,| time at Jeast, even if I never have a and the uniforms are very fine, they play produced.” were as resplendent as though thev airs were every one ‘a captain in the Queen's | 2) RIEND3 of Youth.” a comedy nave.’ Low dress for the women Was) daltoneiactal bysLuawie RuiaiG of course the rule, but I am sure 1 will be given Its first Enlist should have complied as little as pos-|presentation at the Empire Theatre sible with the law If I had had the/on Thursday afternoon of next week b¥ neck and arms of some of those women. |the students of the American Academy The more scrawny or blotchy a necK/of Dramatic Arts. A play, in one act. was the more it was exposed. Fat and|phe Fool's Folly.” by Oliver White, thin, rough and smooth, moles @N4|wiit also be presented, scars, all were On exhibition, and the Pies ate hiatus between glove and sleeve of one} A GOOD curtainralser would doubt of the court ladies exposed a great pateh | less find u ready customer at the of ccurt plaster over a fresh ation | Madison Square Theatre. That cut. Also they wore everything In tne |.sad affair, “A Daughter of the Tum- way of chains and beads about their|brils,” has ben taken off; and now an necks all at once, Nearly all the dresses|announcement that It would be suc- were white, very few black, as the|ceeded by a onesict play of Alfred Queen dislikes it, and these few were |Sutro’s, called “A Marriage Has Been livened up with blg corsage sprays Of) Arrange is hauled back with the red artificial flowers. I never saw 80/explanation that it was premature. many artificial flowers anywhere outside : ety of a department store. | A CHINAMAN will play a silent “At a signal the band struck up and A Part In “The Duel,” which goes the Family marched tn followed by the on at the Hudson Theatre on fonday night. with Otis Skinner, Fav diplomats in full war print and teacners. ‘After the first quadrille, danced by the| Davis, Guy Standing and Eben Plymp- ton in the princital parts. The China- whole Family and a few of the diplo~ mats, the presentations began. At last|man, who comes from the Chinese the- atre down where the tongs shame the our turn came, and one by one a court lady asked us our names and presented | stage cowboy. will draw a salary as a servant without having a word to say. us. As she began she curtseyel as low By the way. did you know that the the space at our command permitted, and again as we took the Queen's hand. | Chinese theatre Ia run by an Irishman one Mr. Cavanaugh? She didn't let us bow as low as her subjects, nor kiss her hand, but shook sy eters, > us heartily by the hand and began talk. Ing In English, finding some tople ot School Days. Lope" study is disliked by the Interest for each of us. She asked me} pupils in a certain school for about Calfornia and said she had read) these reasons: “Becau: 1 curtseyed again, and.bucked awa | tengoun" (tedious pena leiiea HE play-writing fever Ss raging | know what it “Because it ie al- I these wintry days. Any number | Ways telling you something vou know.” of hope-to-be-famous authors are | Here are some of the reasons for a ard at work getting ready to bud with) distike of physiology: “Because it tells the trees In the spring. The success of | You all about digestion.” “Because certain American plays which are any- !t !s only for people who want to be thing but remarkable is probably re-| doctors." "Because It makes my head onsible for the seneral Industry along , “che Beenie Tae noriike ieiceag dramatic lines, To say that everybody What is ineide us." ‘Because it 1s only for men and bo ‘rom works but father would be doing father | 7) ane Wh mao att pensar of 1). ‘an Injustice. He Is probably writing A) cause I don’t care .about highgreen tragedy, while mother turns out some- ‘BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. never comes home with us twice. Why, him for my three or four minutes. ‘hen o—_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_—_———_—? All perplexed young people can oB;) | ig it? u Ne vii their tangle . fal eee Oy writing Bett i ores I don't know. Man Isa fickle thing, ters for her should be addressed to He Is Serious. BETTY, Evening World, Post-Omoe box 1,354 New York," |] AM a stenographer employed in an insurance company and I gm deeply Fickle Man! | Tinave: eet seltig irlth ninceor tee. 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