The evening world. Newspaper, February 3, 1906, Page 9

ay, Abie Wogglebaum and Louie Zinsheimer Gave Usa Chinatown © Up Till That, Mr. Maginnis Thought a Chinese Tong Was an Orient TS a lovely “] sum mer we're hay- ing this. winter,” said the Choray Girl, ‘“and it's bri ont the ‘buds, the birds, the bees and. the bum ‘actors. Say,! kid; that, reminds s nROEE! me, I’m fatigued to Hnish about this ‘dear old | Broadway? bunk, f “Whenever you hear any of those | hams"handing ont the hokum that’! they'd ‘seoner be a lamppost/in New | } York than the owner. of Omaha, tell | ‘em. the wire’s busy. { “Whenever. you hear one of those | onion actors getting off\ that. rave) and) a \bunoh of barber-cheaters ] standing round in a listening-to-his- Thaster's-voice attitude, step up to the shoulder—for they ain’t even good hams, nnd give him a call for me. “Ther isn't a one of them but | 9/4 e py S told him he'd get his breina | what's suffering from: frost. bite on ¥ bi ‘ Yi Ce Y out, became Dopey said it | the road. “They've ‘been turkeying | é L ah ; : ; = | , NY aitterence, 1s he didn’t intend to | | through the: ten-twent-and-thirt-cir- any this spring, anyhow. ‘cuit?lind have fac: no audiences ex- “Mr, Magitinis said he'd pay any pt.deputy sheriffs. who got in be- FH sum to escape, and flashed & ¢ | they had papers to serve, DOL, but non» of us believed it “Them drickyard metropolises’ is /ceal money. 5 \gettlag. wies and the word ts out to| “Puss Ofonigomery, with wifely ) ‘the Aemo-Ail-Star Stock Company in | |forethought, vent through aH hig Popitlar Repertoiré to beat it on the front pockets 1a. the excitement, tut | . eastbound freights. ‘ . swooned away hen she found ail om: : “It's a question with them as to an her side ware ® ved mpi = 14 | owhether they will bant on Broadway “They say Clinton craig are the cutest things! | SF Upper: “Main street, Frostbure,| rm mogaphoning this to you, bé-|at @ balldon aspension. and: they natuarally choose (0/ cause even Mr. Maginnis, is setting] “Hin idea of being » ‘) tarpe among the skyscrapers, up the eame scream and seems td|to have Dopey McKnight \ there in time for the cause.” way those forty-four calibre: flew around gave the at polka-dot appearance, |; “We were so badly jescared ‘through his hat, because he’s alwe J the mark. Dopey said. he'd’ sooner J had six balls under his yest, “and laughed merrily when Mr. Maginuls got there in'time for the cause. Say, tre way those forty-four calibre capeulea flew around gave the atmosphere a polka-dot appearance!” nO more neck than a fish, but Able) York!’ {t would make you wake up)pay the car fare. neckpiece for some one you love, ts |1s all there with the good intentions. | and whimper. “For Mr, Maginnis that was going |has Pues hoping she'll find her way him | He gives us a Chinatown party last). “This was at the cheege and coffee|some, and Puss Montgomery sat up |through her husband’s heart to bis week, and I tell you it was like be-|end of the repast, after Louie Zin-|and todk notice: Taking this exam- | pocketbook. we only : when they do get back,! have cotton fm his ears for the call/ nigger golf with a pair. « atten subsisting ¢n Honest Long Cut) of the wild... ' penny a throw, and quit Gay |ing in the middle.of a melodrama. |shetmer and Able had bought about|ple of exuberant generosity with| “Mr. Maginnis, as I told you, has errowed from the brakeman, they} “We suspect he's sold his store in| when he's Sve <enis to the bad. “Wa had dinner Srst, and i you|n ton of wine, and Mr. Maginnis, not |/his remark that if this weather Kept [no Lizzie clothes, but for this trip to Chi he was all dressed up \ get up. a, screanl of how Whey. could |startetta end is Jiving on his money| “T was ou that Able Wog-|pould see Mr. Maginnis driving down/|to be outdone in good fellowsintp, put wp he wouldn't wonder if a few fur- “Play feads on the voad at three hun- in New York, His ddea of living on|glebaum was getting 90 fat he looxet the Shetlends of brandy and saying| ws on the baloony of agitation by of-/riers hollered for help and now Gred per, ‘but they'll. wait till K, hss money"ts to keop {t air tight and {like a roll top desk. Honest, he bes !*After all, there's otfly one New! tering to match to see who would would be the time to buy en ermine ~E, put on. tha ‘big attraction. that's org Byye er to oat, drink WILLIE WARBLER, x ; & S ike horse, in. lis floorwalker's frock’ and Congress galters, suicide style, Mr, Maginnis has colved the problem of keeping fringo off his trousers, He wears them walking Reing written for them, y at the expense of “Call ‘em.to heel, kid, when they |others, When he doesn’t receive sald give yo that bunk about Broadway. |invitations he out and aske for ‘They are, starving on Broadway in| them. z Preference to bring on the road, be-| - So far as Mr, Maginnis, thet king | © cane Shey prefer to. die among/pin of tight wads, adds to the gen- friends and. where they are surer of | eral gayety, it is about like playing it opinion he was the candy kid. , He had heard abovt the China- town ‘Tpngs, but to his. Marietta mind they were mixed up with im-| mine!” pele Bet a Soe Pe Dr. QuackerlyMy Acar sir, the charges are the most strenuous part of the treatment. eo Stubb—What kind of business te Cog~ ger in now? Penn—Dog catcher. for one thing. Stubb—You don’t mean it? Penn—Sure! He hes attached a dis, scoop to his racing machine and ss00ps up every dog that crosses the pike. Washington Star Man: : Is yob heeban" lookin’ toh work?! You,” answered Mrs, Pinkley. “He's dote foun’ out dat it's less work to go out’ lookin’ foh Avork dan it is to; stay home an’ chop wood an’ carry water ~belng"buried by the Actors’ Fund. both ways with s boll on the neck) |. 3 aS \ ‘ ata EAE encarta} eee ? ‘ fi Sees) : é A LAUGH WITH THE FONNY MENT The. 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