The evening world. Newspaper, January 22, 1906, Page 11

would, but it is end to con- | Uncle Wijliam's wife. used to bay that she knew Uncle William) would propose at lier funeral, and that’s why she insisted he make a will leaving everything to the { ‘ghtldren in cago. cho died first, They didn't have any children and Uncle) s conan, apregelymnee tris nl age gif rellgatpede) | '¥ Mork since the day he married Aunt Hmma, who was a widow with a small ~ gtationery-store, When I was a child I used to wonder why she didn't keep! , & candy store, because there "ta candy store on that block, which was, bear a,achool, but she told me she bad the privilege of selling stationery to; “the school on. condition she didn’t keep candy, which wasn't considered good for children those days. For my_part, I think « man who says openly he is tired of his ‘wife and hates, his children, like Mr. Blinkett does, is a more manly man thas cunning on-s who pretend thet they are perfectly satisfied and everything | | 4e fovely. Of course Mr, Bliikett knows his wife bas a mania for making the children cry because she says it helps'them in deep bre=thing, and she is a crank on deep breathing, and saya it is the only way to be-bappy is to deop breathy. _ So she pinches the children to make them cry so's they'll deep breathe, _ and Mr. Blinkett; who is a printer and has-to aleep in the day time, doesn’t get @ chance to close his eyes because the children are yelling all the the, ‘And yet if Mrs, Blinkett .was to die to-morrow I believe that man would marry again, and marry a widow, too, becaute widows are just as crasy| i first thusbande that they are anxious to-marry again to sed if life doesn’ bold some happiness for them after all. 4“ Not that I would marry again. Brother Willie is only twenty-four and I'd rather, wait and see him settled fn life, ahd Imogene has your disposi- tion and it wouldn't be right to make a stepfather punish’ her, for if any man was to lay a hand on a child of mine once he wonld never do it again, Although I do think you should correct the children when you come home! ‘They do not pay any attention to a word I say. But then I suppose they|-[ Y gat that from you. ‘They sec ¥pe contempt with which you treat mo and they treat me the samo way. All. my life T have never known what it is to have onv peaceful, quiet day since Lwas married! You do not care, Mr. Nagg! _ You see me break. ing down tinder the strain, and as I have told you time and time again, simply because I do not eomplain you make no attempt’to make my bur- @ena lighter! And then you come home and tell me you would marry Ob, you didn’t. eay.jt, Mr. Nags! You are too cunning for that, but tell what you are thinking about! It’s.no wonder { ama nervous wrec! Warranted to Shrink. Wouldn’t Take Tip. ~ i Kalser is popularly supposed | te be economical. Tt: {s not! ger erally known thet he pushes his principles of economy to absolute nig- It whl be remembered that he visited , | Constantinople some time back and was rocelved with unexampled magnificence = inuidated with naadsome presents. ial titania Saaen, sept 1 master to dig | WONDERFUL. CONCEIT OF MAN. * By Nixola Greeley-Smith. : . 6 (7PM! concolt of man? Ob, the perfect, wonderful cott- |“ ST coi or "aontt ae wigted, 7 Fetputhesen The Boy Who Eate 7\ MEYER GET ALL THe Fis t CAN BAY SO MERe's where 1, LAND A FEW AND eat eisn THe MY HEARTS comrent, Von STM many wrrn Tate my, FRWewW Ww HE PULLS me CLEAR TO. CRiIna Thie Ie What Happened to Him, musT BEA Big. ~ FOLLOW HES POLLIN’ ME RIGHT \ IN = Can't snake me raquen Ji YES- EIGHT Fisu BALLS FoR ONE MEAL WAS. Toa mucH - NEVER AGAIN? in E Feet de ' 8 AL i Pass Te Hine i ! rayfEeE ye i : & place ef good cheer the other day when @ ‘woebegone specimen of hu- manity edged’ timidly into the room and with quavering voice sald “Please, gente, won't you help @ brother per- former with a few pennies?’ “Brother performer?’ echoed Weber, “What on eaith have you ever done on the stage to entitle you to call your- self a drother performer?” able to give us a specimen of your . Show us and you may profit.” myasit of the jingth Vor pieces oleh fet te pete a Me tee calm: would a to suite i : Bexe, rg 3 Sis bes folly!" exclaimed “Weber, “that fellows & Fegulat Dox-olee. ” « 10 meat the requirements of herote cultivete @ genuine craving for quia cefreshment, A In the first sot, as Dr. Pago, ¢ iner- _giboles BE. Sf Es vous, , iraacible, “Tetnale bene ag ue, Williams is competlea to 4: & elass of ‘water “of spectacular into whtch has been surreptitiously in- troduced a large dose of “Sunny Jim" nowders, @ Inarcoli¢ which’ is supposed to turmloam jnto joy, Int the second ind thdrd eacte Mr. Ditrichstein con- Several of tized, but play one; saverat it with more or notable insta Powbr will plsy. the: role of | Warren of the memo ren'a Profassion,”” wil portant part fo R74 B. Harris for the company that: Re cig a EORGE)M. COHAN'S litte G ‘ter invariably" tothe theatre when he was ing in’ “Little: Johnny Jones," Tt was) her-especial delight. to. take an /o sumes half a dozen glasses of liquid! |, supposed to be champagna. The hardstip of these ed the actors to ptactise rigid abal- rence at their evening menis, Neither wrches @ Grop of Hauid two hours be- wre appearing on the stage, and both Out of the Mouths of Babes, ; “ UST think, children, sui@ the Sunday school teacher, “all ‘this: hap- | pened more than three thousand years ago}’* B fs pxtlaimed a small boy ii am audible wihilaper, “but ' Pay ‘Mrs. Disckslone—Harry, T've asked you «ree times if you knew. had been in the jam closet. Why don't you answer? ered og says . “You must not get on th man is bound to give testimony that mother. Jooked down at his fect, evidently puzsked. “Why, mamma.” he Bird can’t take. em off."—Chicago News, See oe May Manton's Hm popularity , of 5 ea EB: ‘¥peae t 3 : i iyé g aig oa gee i cee ee ait ihe fall 2 =