The evening world. Newspaper, January 19, 1906, Page 14

The Ev ning World a ¥ ae Ma gasts's: Friday Evening, Januaty 19 906 eve BiGcanomn “The Man with the Hoe.” NEW YORK THRO’ FUNNY GLASSES ; By J. Campbell Cory. F' @ census could be taken on the number of husbands in our town who . iby the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to 63 Park Row, New York | « - say “Vanity, vanity, thy name is woman” every time they see thelr ered at the Post-Office at, Now York as Second-Class Mail Matter, wives spending an afternoon trying on a new frock or primping for twe or three hours on a stretch, the grand total would be a revelation to the moralits now engage< in endeavoring to figure out why there is bo muck domestic unhappiness, Ah, me, how many divorce suits have started trom & Kown that buttoned down the back! To'be sure, we must admit that the average woman nwer feels thag UME 46.....5 detpecssvesenes' esonee ececce NO, 16,82: Subduing the Bridge Hog. Has the Bridge Hog at last met his : of @ musical comedy. We admitted this the more readily because this pape? master? ‘ is edited by men and no woman will get a whack at these few lines befor® If so, Commissioner Bingham, less they go into print. than a month in office, has solved a ‘Yes, it ts indeod true that the average woman {s willing for the other woman to go in for extremes—all she craves in the way of a color scheme is some quiet effect, something suggestive, say, of an Aurora Borealis suffer ing from German measles. Just give her a picture hat with more plums on it than you see on the hearse at a district leader's funeral, and the afore= said Aurora B. gown fastening along the spine with a set of individual but- problem which was the despair of his spredecessors, and set a new standard of traffic control. He has cut a tough Gordian knot with one stroke. The impressive thing about the improved conditions at the Bridge is the ease with which they have about—policemen and a “move-on” programme with sys~ Could anything be simpler? “The difference is that reliance is no longer placed on a handful of ‘to-be swept off their feet by a lurch of the crowd, but on 2 squad of cient ‘size to cope with the situation. For the first time the congested is of thousands at the Bridge are given a police protection com- ble with that furnished mass-meetings one4enth as large. The good lect of this enforcement of order is already observable in the better luct of Subway crowds. This intelligent application of “move-on” principles by the Police Com- ner should not be lost on those responsible for the new Bridge ap- es. The fact demonstrated for their benefit is that the way to deal rush-hour crowd is to keep it moving by such means a$ a loop line continuous distributing points would provide, wrists, and let her squeeze her figure out of shape with a torture-box of could watk on her hands a while; and then pass her to the mirror and let & bell-hop or a piano-mover or any male biped whatsoever come along and deal her out a little flattery and she's perfectly-happy. ‘Thus, with the pedal down hard, speaks the average man, the lion- hearted, the sarcastic married man who despises vanity. But anon, do we find him joining @ secret society whose members turn out and parade about twice a month in a regalia consisting in part of purple ostrich tips, cross- hilted swords and wide sash ribbons traversing the torso .from northeast to southwest? We do. And does he love to go to a fancy dress ball, with his caliper legs incased in piuk tights and a Lonia the Founteonth’ lid shadowing his John Henry face? He does. And will his cup of joy over-run some day, when he gets appointed on the Governor's staff an@ can crowd his proud person into a colonel’s uni- form with so much brass work on the bosom that he has to undress witli acan opener? It will. Only he hates to undress, Did you ever eee a photograph of a lot of colonels on the Governor's staff? Looked absolutely miserable, didn’t they? Rig him up in his colonel’s togs and maroon him on a desert island without a bite to eat and if he had a mirror. along he could sit there looking at himself for three weeks and take on flesh. : am Advantages of Early Training. A five-year-old boy is acting as page in the Ohio Legislature, though be eligiblé for the place he should be fourteen. He is theeson of a iber“of the House and is paid $17.50 a week. Attention will be attracted to him as an example of childish earning ~ Perkins at nearly thrice his years had not advanced so far. it is as a pupil of tender infancy in a competent finishing school of h-financial-principle that he is most " None of his kindergarten playmates has anything like the advantages %. As a beneficiary of honest graft at five, as a prattler on the ‘of capable instructors, to what heights of modern business success y he Niot attain in later life! If “the child is father of the man,” Ohio THE FUNNY PART: ‘Woman is acknowledged to be the vainer sex. LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE ondom 4,536,541; Ireland 4,456,546.) doings? I would rather travel in New To the Editor of The Evening World: Jerscy any time ttan im the city of New ‘What is ‘the population of London,|York. | DISGUSTED COMMUTER, also the population of Ireland? Apply to War Department, J. MURRAY, West Farms, N. Y- [To the Editor of The Evening World: A Commauter’s Grievance. Iam @ married woman with a child i two years of age. Four months ago my of The Evening World: ais er Otcaaotan Troe, Oram, nia: (SOMA enlisted in’ tin etal hea wae stationed at Fort Slocum, Net Roohelle, On very many occasions I have had to/ tit has been tran: erred: to Fort Clark, mins trains owing to the neglect of/ Texas. During this time be has not con- sro eee) fC iee co. tan 08 Vee: bering. cor ana eel tee eorome aire tes r of New York alone graduates a yearly average of fifty. They eee see rnt Dixtin trast Bon ty ee eS tomtom f can write ad . "e, street cars al jet e formal th will admitted to practise on equal terms with men in thirty-four States. E i wtinderstand my case, 0 T : ; without stopping (as though they were|™e to thbroughly understand my case, y are popular as referees. The honorary degree has been bestowed] - Ba extra ¢xpresssa); Another evening late- MB. J, JOHNSON, Rye, N.Y. _ \Women Lawyers.. From:the early efforts of Susan B, Anthony and the pioneers in the fomen’s movement to the appearatice of Belva Lockwood before the me Court of the nation as an advocate is a far cry in Sex ncipation. Perhaps it is in the progress they have made in legal inments that women most arouse masculine interest and appreciation, By thé census of 1900 there were 1,010 women members of the in the United States. Doubtless the number is now double. The awe ae’ Wy! | Kr reet The Muddy Shoe Nuisance, na number. of women, among them Miss Jane Addams and Mrs. Julia R 5 : ne : BAS piesepche fereie aici ia: 0 the r of The Even! : d Howe. Miss Breckinridge is Doctor of Jurisprudence, How Time Affects Gas Consumption. Curious Chinese Industry. Sten comnaba ene mut tveay cues) (14 inet as that eee Nes ous bo 4 ulsance of men putting their muddy ‘Women lawyers have done well as office practitioners. Have the tzertand has adopted mid-European time, the true local time for Bern be!mg| The Chinese are. perhaps, the most successful poultry raisers in the world.|utes until one car finally did stop, and |the nm addy elled as aavoctes? Does any one of them measure up to maskin joe bait an pa later. The result of putting the working hour thirty minutes|They do not feed the fowl, but make them pick up thelr own food, each flock|then I had to wadt just one hour for the | Shoes on seats in front of them in “L' trains, thereby solling the garments of " day has had such onsumption of gas that the gas kept on th ve, as dheep are on a range. The quality of this poultry is,|next train. None of the care was very | ister ngers? I should like to near ‘standards as a pleader? perictalins pctbeads panes Aled & pertcigid ta sen extee ape nya, bint pie as crowded, so what Is the reason for such the views of other readere, ke Ge an 14 Hy e achinations a Russian Secret Society ; ’ Kidnapped in New York, (72.22823.L8. BERK Ne Sere, | By, Arthur Rochefort, er SS ner was, she noticed the fiash of the| ‘Do you know where via QE, -RRECEDING CHAPTERS. | some young Americen, who of late had : Passing lights dnd (the. iluminated | MONT, saa ba fies aa ; 5 tails tn love |@ea So much in her thoughts. : . =rs the t Tom Bum? de with musical tastes, in love Duopservea oat - frontg of the stores, as carriage manded the man, once 5 plunged westward, and she gave a| “Why, how many ‘Tom Bitte Gre thought to E¢ward Merton and the | hore happy Christmas eve in his company) xaggir® MSht be @ million for all I 4 in the Joy of meeting gave no thought to’ the was now a prisoner with he meets se forel; Bey Emanuel Malnatl, Alexie Oriort, One and others. hy ti ; 5 . ther Rect | with the ef . that than freedom with him | gr) at me sot sone oat the senator Sate Sivhat"as you want? oF alte to Russiat" away. j A / ae way Tom in trouble? ton by Patroiman Mullen, ©) Father and daughter were seated to-| i drumming of the horses’ hoofs on the ‘Tom is in no trouble, at teaet-2 Servet of his father’s, undertekes 02 | esther one sofe near the window, from | Ail Z Leal Tie Lithuania Ppt information, “that Tmeattenet he, Fe. pack her father |which they could hear the roaring of { % S ~ f / ; Z The si and Be-| to let me have it if 7 Baan xidnapped by |the storm outside, when Orloff entered 4 Y foe Tae naans ace cousnes Be! £0 Wat me have it it you ars Welensed: felling the | sy Orlotf, who alsoiand turned up the lamp so that he f iy Y the door Orloff was out, and, ti t might be better, Sergeant, to keep fagner freedom if wthers 1o stay where they were, ‘he " ne papers that cineri could see the faces of hie vietima as ( | bi the gangplank and into the steam~ ite of someting. teat” Parbeleiee, . ‘om ‘To be sure, ‘ ? 1 | / ship. 6 @ crust ler: me'd divide: but Wagner refuses and ts drum The old man was pale and worn, and/ R hy {ow minutes he returned, he's Door an myselt;-an" torn he swore services of, his frend. |Sophia looked white and wearied; but | : ” them Riga iste that he wae to kk Og a | i : the straight, an’ 1’ oR raed Of $3,000" far the peat rescue, |in the splendid eyes of both, eo wonder- | } tel, he teaped in and the world gives htm halt oa fast fo the Wagner house he learos |fully alike, there was an expression of | I Se \ i\\ sili i ME: 5 it won't. Orite a Deca taetaree net tain castody led deflance and resignation, her father, ; 1g now the morning of what these | nie + Dale Ihe Boa on tie Russie’ track, | Americans call Christmas Eve,’ Orloff gher aad’ opin nt nce to Russia, “| PC6an, by way of introduction, Sophin nodded to indicate that she aS OHAPTEE 1%. Gevomniac ta tue oaks tees ; he ight. | anticlpation of haste at the end wna haltpaat tee Wee oe ee 4 Hh | 7 f| | y | | : aria t | HM | : 1 cr drew himself Together with ra ae ‘ tell where ‘Tom Bi lived, it Bettie Lithuania for Riga. We must get on yi j { \ Mn i Orloff and the doctor had packed : 4 : ‘ Ee i i Ih as wear es might be needed on'®) 1,. in¢ormation startled, but eid not HH) pM ht voyage. Having plenty of Giethay thal aint ito ) ) ‘ money, they could get whatever they chine pas a i lf : ‘Wanted on the other side. 7 faced the iat Orloff, who seemed to vacillate earlter | . . fn the night, was now the embodiment| “Surely, you cannot mean this?” she of energy and determined purpose. — wen suppressed indignation. Buch natures need the spur of pe on teed eighteen. ol td drivg them to imme- ? * 3 | became n ours telateaeieaks “Refuse?” repeated Orioff, “You SZ } , thetr minds and, the fers ‘Phe old professor, on whom the drug | can't refuse!" \ 4 R veohed , with anger in ner he rose to her feet and \ \ ; themselves. Marine g@eémed to have no overpowering effect,| ‘But we do!'’ > \ \ It was not yet ey Drip e Moe #0 mourned for his daughter that, fear-| ‘You mean you yourself dd? Your } : ec yecensal it fj erat. dimingham, with ‘Tony Mullen ing for his life, Dr, Semyitch unged Or-| father agreed if I brought you to nim . inv andeat sieht of the casket’ aha e box : ‘ | lott to get Bophia to him. to make no further resistancé, but to| With Anger in Her Glorious eeeecane Rose to Her Fest and Faced jon the box him, reushea the Tombs dnd gut: “aty inaeter, ay ca ‘ To tiils the chief conspirator was not | do as I commanded.” : 4 \\ } finery baa + Hh Li Seema was Srioy and frankly wom @iyerse, for, as we have seen, he loved| “That is true, Nicholas Orloff, but I] ,, ) eans | your own and your fattur’s lite do as 1 \ \ ot the surprise of the 0! story. ] the girl, nid he reasoned that her pref: | made a reservation, There are things |, "ou 0” your Gaughter, whieh meats | Sour te an Russia the Count may be : \ \ \ A apathy itnelt-compaced with the amaze-|" ‘Fhe oMegre told nim to stay where be Gtioe would help bis purpose instead of |a gentleman, a nobleman cannot do," | tnt, “Kaward Merton, who associates |able to free my brother and to exoner- MY tot] er, they ed down the stairs tnor asing his danger. said the professor, rising and laying his | with the police, and whom I belleve to| ate himself. While he remains in this y a ordered ‘a waiting carriage. ae Shale Semeenens burst ‘When Sophia left the house to do | hand on his daughter's shoulder. be an officer in disguise, to secure|land and I and my aesociates live his = Frits Hugwer appeared ta bs Fos othe feme shopping Orloff met hor as she! ‘Gentleman, nobleman!" repeated Or-| apartments next you, that he might spy | life will continue to hang by a hair. er and 6 Era mere orgy i | "was about to enter the Tyrol, offered |iof with a sneer. gentleman, &/on me and my friends. But your pre-| You both understand, and you will act, pal, Tom 3 r $e take her at once to her father Jf she j nobleman. keeps his sword!" caution did not work. You are ‘here, | if we should be stopped, as if ali this | Rould. fret pledge her honor to do as| “In what way have I broken mine?’ land your American {s searching for the|wene with your consent. Any. other fhe paid ‘and under no circumstances to |asked the old man, needle in a bundle of hay,’’ sneered Or-{ course would be worse than suicide.” , her knowledge against him. “When I first came to this cursed city | loft. Before Sophia could eraa ie a A gents; | St am working for my brother's Iib-|and found you, you promised to keep| “Tt {s false!” cried Sophia, “My father|the back door opened and, putting in to. »" he sald, “Now you must work |our secret, you promised to act a8 {f|\new nothing of Mr. Merton's coming,| his head, Trelitz called out: were following Orloff and Dr, Sem-|Christmas eve morning, BM te Thore was & wholesale contagion ‘Your father's lite.” I were your friend, and not to invoke | nor did I, till he moved in! But it does} “Paul has returned with the carriage,|yvitch downstalra>~ the boys with the inevitable horns, the man worday. te Lee ie her father as she did, the poor | the law or to place spies on me, Is not|not become you, Nicholas Orloff, toland it's snowing so that a giant, with| The muffled driver recelyed his d!-|the shopping lo angel win ee ee get hea (Frits, and a meery. Sew no alternative but to submit |that the whole truth, Count von Wag-|make charges of bad faith. Why talk of| the eyes of a telescope, couldn't see his rections; the four got into the waiting | to be out, but not phe iy ase if’ ygonditions this man chose to | ner?" thege things? Do your worst!" hand before his face.” is carriage, and the hi dashed mwey: bakers in In her eagerness she even for-| “I jledged myself. In what wi “There is no time to talk, You are} Within a few minutes Sophia and her|whrovgh ‘the blinding st have citroen that pledget” : by wight. father were dressed for the street, and It was now nearing 6 8 corset, and put.on her fest a‘peir of shoes so tight that she wishes she she {s properly dressed until she begins to look like the end of the first aos ter plates; and hang a lot of jewelry on her neck and ears and hands and ©