The evening world. Newspaper, January 13, 1906, Page 9

Evening oy L. McCardell’s $ “CHORUS GIRL”’ OW HAT'S| the use having a secret unless | you can tell it to everybody?” | 2 ? % Pat ow ey caid the Caorus Girl “I'm en- gaged. Clar-| ence Pinfeather wanted to rlag the New Year and as it a diamond ring I let him | do tt. “You know Clarence? He's one of | these birdseed boys that were born with lots of money and grow up with pathetle look fn their eyes, as if y wove Just begging people to take it awey from them. | “Of ce , I'm not serious; why, I con't even intend to telephone his femly's lawyer to ask him hew much , of fo: m De Erenses be is that | maa at me, and soys I'll never maka a good bi woman, But Clar- ence {sa nics Mitte fellow, and I've ) been go lonesome since my canary dicd. | When [ get tired of him I'll tie him to let me see ound the curve; but it’s awful Interesting to be en- gaged to some one with a lovely taste im:neckties Just old enough to be jealous and not strong enough to fight. an, bish for bus!n‘ss! art. “I guess I've a good yolee and can Keep it on the key, and I ain't bad looking and I have some style. and when I get a real part that suits me a Yroadway you bet I'll make good. +I could zo on the road and play reads any time I wanted to, but nix on the Aubrey Stock Company in re- fined repertoire for mine! I'm ail for swelled un. If you could see the| Bixby belles in the shine shows that | given World’s Magazine, Saturday Ev January & “We were all singing ‘For He's 2 Jolly, Gocd Fellow’ to Old Man Monoyton, but he sat there the first-class people of second-class towns reve over, it would open your y and stop, look and listen! “Why, them ten and twents strike receptions by society buds whose fathers run the local sash, door and blind factory. “The ratty-looking have every grass widow in town send- ing them scarfpins, and even the old stock star who used to play soubrette parts h Chanfrau, but only lives now on memories and dope, is taken carriage riding and shown the Lov- ‘ er's Leaps and other points of local! it’s no wonder actors nre} scenic splendor just beyond the brick yards, “The comedian tolches all the local | HAVE A LAUGH WITH THE FUNNY MEN. Philadelphia Ledger Man: | Hicks—He was at or nt in Wail stree: time quite financiering, sports that belong to the Elks and | Eagles up to the limit of endurance, lana the troupe is -followed to the train by the whole female population |dying to go on the stage! Wicks—Oh, not entirely. his stock, of course, He waters | | was “I'd like to borrow a dollar." Yes, but he's settled down “Can't do It, ‘Haven't gny ‘call’ | now as a gentleman farmer, raising at sore of thing. do you mean by ‘call’ | fine cattle a Hicks—\i ferent fr eens The Eterna! Feminine. d all t weil! How entirely ait- m his old work. | ne sort I lent you last year and | have been calling for ever since.” Chicago News Man: Fair Client—Excuse me, a divorcee lawyer? lawyer—Yes, madam, I can & cure a divorce for you without pub- Het Falr Clien’—Beg pardon, but I seem to Lave meander into the wrocg place, I'm an actrees, Gooj morn- ing, sir, but are you eee “Don't you think Miss Buddingtan has what might be termed a peachy complexion” remarked the very young “How dare you, sir, talk go to me! And answer me impudentiee, I'M not buy shoes when You say I take ten, For my size, I am sure, ts but three.” man. “I hadn't noticed it before," rejoined his falr companion, “but now that my attention hag been called to it 1 must aamtt that she has rather a frostbitten Took. * Bs 57) ONS AIRT aaz/HOMs PAGE «<- WOMEN chwabs bought A notion of? providin’ A ne , Good , comfy place for bad Steel Presidents to hide in. “Say, all you need to play is ‘A Sea of Ice,’ ‘Siberia,’ ‘Lady Secret,’ and ‘A Celebrated Audley’s Case’ at night, all with the same scenery, and “As for not being a business wom-|, burg and stay for a week, and are|Getween five and fifty, who are just|‘I.ittle Lord Fauntleroy’ and Editha's with a grouch on looking as if some kid coin, and leave the town in tears till the next troupe town halls, with about the same selection of shine show people and worn-out repertoire. “But not for mine this ‘return-of- Temple of Comus on the Big Road they call Broadway, or nothing do- ing! “So I'll go out to dine with Clar- ence till I make It forty-six for him Burglar’ at mats. to catch the school- | the-local-favorites’ gag; me for the|and have him hot-footing it both BRACKET Resion! perturbation VFrom turning to the perfect peace That comes from resignation. wating men WILLIE WARBLER, & & a gold mine spraps he bad & the Chain-Lightning Poet. To THINK, ‘SHE DORSyT HAVE To bo ir! Though Chauncey hopes the knocks will cease} a He shrinks in Tf T had Mrs Whitneys cash Id loaf all day, for that'd Be nicer than to cut a dash Sculping a Caryatid. Though Bin: And with bot ghams expletives arent pice brimstone crammed. ItS a safe bet the stream of vice Will fd itself?” well dammed. She Can Keep a Secret, but Nobody She Tells It to Does, for What Do You Think P g She’s Engaged to Clarence Pinfeather Just to Ring the New Year In! # ws % © one had smacked a pickle out of him.”"—The Chorus Girl. ways. He offers to let me s'ay on the stage, and he says he'll back me in a musical comedy when he comes into his money. “Well, I don't beMeve musical com- edy is a dead card. If I could have one written for me, with plenty of bing to it, where I get all the fat and all the rest of the company feeding me and nobody allowed a song in the spot light but me, I feel sure it would be a three-time winner and all the apples. I’ve got all the newspaper critics faded, and they'd boost for me, lliastrated by % Gene Carr jeven if the show was punk, at that. And if you get the notices you're in right, all right! ; “Mamma De Branscombe ts off har ‘qip if she thinks I ain’t a good busi- |ness woman. Why, I never see a | hewepaper man when I'm out but > | what I don't hand him the high siga- and send the waiter to tell him to come over to cur table, tet “If IT do go out with my own show,’ I'll see Amy has a good part, and I'll even sign Puss Montgomery, only-sha always wants to play light-weight soubrette or society bud parts. “Pusg 1s good hearted, all right, bu; the way she uses slang is so.nothing flerce! “Old Man Moneyton gave us a dinner at Sherry'’s to celebrate our engage- ment, and Mamma De Branscombs caused a scene by crying all over my her so much of a dinner that was | given her the second time she got a separation. “Clarence Pinfeather was there and i} |loule Zinsheimer and Abie Woggle- baum and Mamma De Branscombe and | Puss Montgomery and Mr. Maginnis, her husband, who just gtoated over | what the things cost and the thought that some one else |them, and Dopey McKnight, of curse, “Dopey found a box of quinine cap- jfulec—those big five-grain projec- tiles—earher in the day, and had eaten a dozen or so of the Staten Isl- and bon-bons because he liked the flavor when he chewed them, and all during the dinner he said his ears were ringing with ragtime melodies, and if he could only remember them his fortune would be made. “Old Man Moneyton showed up late with a grouch on. He had just made a million cn the market, but, in frisking his damper, he found soma one had worked a phoney quarter off on him, He didn’t mind the money, but tho thought of being done upset him, so that when we got up and fang ‘For He's a Jolly Good Fellow’ he sat there looking like as some one had smacked a pickle out of him, and I thought for a moment he was going to rise wp and giye us the Inmates’ Answer. “But say, kid, we had a fest!” W. T. Jerome: His Slumber Song, By Albert Payson Terhune, (Jerome's promise, made eeventy-t yet fulfilied.—News item.) Pp” KNICKERBOCKER rocks the orl Where sleeps Jerome, the nigtrt along; And through his dreams Bi Travers seems To hear this tender slumber song: Hushaby, Willie, and peacefully sleep! Three" folks feel creepy; T'll bet thirty cents they're real glad that you're sleepy. Den eae @ hurry to show up thelr ealings; Ivs kinder, you know, not to Hurt peo» ple's feelings. So, husheby, Willie, and slumber some more! 0! Silence ay pleas of the press with « ‘el was paying for ~ Naugih: shall butt in on your slumbers 80 deep, You hustied real hard pledging civic cor- rection. And scarce slept a wink ere the night of election. | 80 pound the soft pillow with languor- ous zest. No wonder you're sleepy; you've earned @ good rest! Hushaby Wille! Some troublesome folk Complain that you're keeping your pledges in soak; They want you to wake up and hustle ‘round after ‘That poor maligned person, the Yellow Dog grafter. | But don't wake up merely his sins to impale; | He doesn't object to being kept out of Jail. Hushaby, Wilte! McCall won't abuse My child for not copying harsh Mr. Hughes. Your slumbers won't make the “Big THE. ART OF CHOOSING A MAN, oneunaansoaeneneanneanaannaned iat By Nixola Greeley-Smith. “Any smart girl” said Mrs, John H. Judge, “can choose a man. I never saw a girl fail if she had made up her mind to it. If a girl ix so foolish she can't get a man to propose to her I am sorry for her."—Jaily newspaper. HIS statement was made to the Society for Political Study one afternoon thts week by Mrs. John H. Judge, in the course of an argument in which she advocated that the marriage service be rowritten. Wontan 1s not a chattel, Mra. Judge declared. She can- not be given away. ‘Thercfore, “Who giveth this woman?" should be changed to “Who chooseth this woman?” So far as the marriage service is concerne’, I am most decidedly of the opinion that it ought to be le: alone. Several years ago I went up to Riverdale to interview Mark ‘Twain when he was living there. He gave me, in- , stead of an Interview, a dictated denunciation of a news- paper editor who had incurred his displeasure, as he said, “by passing the hat bi Pl rpg and very clever and vituoerative, but as T sat in front of the little Riverdale station waiting for the New York train I felt that I had an | elophant,'on my hands, Decause no editor ‘could have besn dMacourteous enovgh to print ft about a rival. But just before the train came in I saw Mr. C! oy iuuging down the hill toward me, and in another moment he came up, quife ou Of breath, and sat down. "3 ‘After you loft,” he sald, "I began to think that perhaps T had been too per- sonal. Mrs.:Clemens doesn't lke me to be personal. So if you you'll give me that manuseript I'll cut out anything that appeurs too severe.” I handed him the closely written sheets and with the amending blue pencll lig set to work. . And when he got through there was posltively nothing left but the sgnature. Spee ‘This {a the managr of most second thoughts—the way that all revision leads. So even tf we don't quite like being chattcls we had better leave the sacred ser- vice sions. Mra. Judge's other statement concerning @ girl's capacity to marry any one $ #he chooses ta more important. Alas! 1 fear ft 1s unduly optimistic. * A wlrt Gan marry any man She doesn't want, for then she brings to the game if @ OvIP and. ski!ful dntonco that yrust. win ft. i Zit when she wants hin, thén {s her Judgment :obsoured, ber power lessened “by. the yor'y intensity of hor denice, Other gicle who are likewise Jockéying for poaltion in tie creature's heart get away better, and ia the matrimonial sweep- the "getaway" Is everything. arent eaptire of wlan certain smashods ndtyn to Qi wike vingies ere never Tt requires the pol Intellect’ of an hed husband-hunter to remember People can ob- an the! tangled irs b} iting Betty. her should be ad ressed love t= ters for id to BETTY. Evening World, Post-Office pbox 1864, New York. A Popular Young Girl. Dear, summer I met several young men whom I did not think anything of but as friends. I have ved sev- eral letters from each one, much to my astonishment. as I made {t my business not to give them my address. J am not keeping company, and therefore do not Knonr what to write them. ‘What can I Betty: Wee away on my vacation last ‘You seem to be one of those girls who think that you can't know @ man| Don’ without having him make love to you. HINTS FOR Cranberry Punch. ‘TEW one quart of cranberries and Prous through a sieve. Add the juice af three oranges, a little of tae Uguld from miraschino cherries and sugar to sweeten, Cook twenty minutes, cool and freeze. Garnish each coup with @ candied cherry and a mint ‘ water to thicken it, Let it cook ten minutes. Add about one-balf pound of cheese out small ond let it melt, one exc with one teaspoon sugar, half teaspoon mustard, a little salt Why not answer al! the letters in a friendly way and let all the y call on you. A Lover’s Quarrel. Dear hy very They had a quarrel one oung mei "dear friend of mine is very much fa love with a young man She went with for three months. night and they have been very cool since. This young man took another girl even this out, and. th they were noc very good she felt badly about it, but sho dd not let bim see how bad she fet. She spoke to him just the same, a as friendly when he spoke would be with im when he t you? ‘The young wonan is entirely right in‘ me. Now, you tak she should have stopped talking altogether and not even looked ath would speak? I think it she did he wauld think more ot yf her, ALMA BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. her behavior, She has done the best possible thing. ‘To cut the young man would be to sixw too much feeling and would be very rude. If she contiaues to be very nice to him he may mend his ways. Her Friend Hangs Around, Dear Betty: AM nineteen years of age and 1 am going with a young lady two years my junior, I love dearly, but T can't get her o self, as her companion (who loves too, I am told), persists in keeping In our company even at parting. My sweetheart has given her hints, she refuses to take them, Ought T to ask the one f want to marry me and end it ali? 1 earn $10 a week and have 120 of my own fn the bank. PLA. You surely can find some time to call on the girl when hor friend |s absent. a-qui By trying to get them ¢ransferred ap or: So dream till each grafter has reason to learn he Has nothing to dread from b'rous ‘Attorney. phaskiliais A SE Marital Arithmetic. our - Slum. ays ‘Decome one, they ey marry; that mi ‘out, them, Tf the One Is the wife, her i Poor ‘husband's a olpher, s But one and a cipher ts ten. say, when be, ait. ee & Why stop at hints. Let her tell the friend that you would Uke to see her alone occasionally. You should wait till you are twenty-one before thinking of marriage. He Is Genuinely in Love. Dear Betty: / AM & young man twenty-three years of age, and have never been gen- uinely in love until recently 1 met a young lady one year my junior and Heve! Loon'r we AS}, must baye become attached to her the first Ume we met. She seems desirous to reciprocate my feelings toward her, but a8 yet we have met only in a busi- ness way. Would st be Improper for her to invite me to to her ‘house under the clreumatances? DP. It Would be entir must let her know that you would like fo purstte the acquaintance by asking her permission to call, THE HOME. Squash Cakes. NE cup sifted squash, 2 rolled crack- era, 1 cup milk, 1 tablespoon of jugar, 1 saltspoon salt for awect ‘milk, use 1 teaspoonful of taking pow- der for sour miik, % teaspoon of roda. Fry on a greased griddle. whole wheat flour for a thin batter, Serve hot HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. | Massage Cream. M.—The only palpable dit- ference be- | veam and a cold sream Is that one is detter adapted to nassage purposes than the other, and whe recipe I give you Is of a good etl, 4 white Vaseline, 244 ounces; 2 ounces; sweet almond tincture of benszoin, 1-2 ° ‘ yet a ing this process. Extract of violet or any perfume may be added tf agreeable. Lotion for Blackheads. T.fry this lotion for the few M blackheads you have: Precipi- + tate of sulphur, 1 dram; tincture of camphor, 1 dram; glycerine, 1 dram; Fosewater. 4 ounces. And for the pim- ples try: Ichthyol, 90 graine; ether, 2 1-2 drams; alcohol, 4 drums, To Make Nose Shapely. E. C.—The shape of the nose*can often be changed by dally manip- e wiation. I suggest that you try to influence it in this way, Try press- ing it gently cach day between thumb and first finger, and do not resort to a surgical operation unless atriotly neces- y proper, but you | HE (ency blouse I is euh a pm- nounced favorite of fashion that fresh variations are ever in demand, This one is treated after a quite novel manner and fs eminently attractive as well as chic, while it can be utillzed for both the gown and the odd waist. In the tlustra- tion banana yellow crepe de Chine 1s com- bined with ecru lace and trimmed with the matertal which Js edged with silk braid and embroidered in a simple manner. The trimming straps at front and back of the waist make an_ et 4 be cut from any con- trasting material, The yoke Is shaped with a deep point at the front ae is menerally be- ming and also allows of treatments Beare ous sorts. It can be made of the Ince. lined either with chiffon or silk, or it can be made i: or Tae quaatity of mate- rial required for the medium size ty 4 yards 21, 33-5 yards 27 of 21-4 yards 44 inches wide, with 11-8 yards of all- over lace and 7 yards of braid. Pattern No, 5243 is cut In sizes for a 2 31, 36, 38 and 40 Inch bust measure, own How to & Obtaly Patterns Wor send by mail to THE EVE: TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 2 West Twenty-third street, New: sork, Send te: cents in coin or stamps for ea ways specify size wanted, May Manton’s Daily Fashions, Fancy Tucked Blousc—Pattern No. 5243, ING WORLD MAY MABe pattern ordemea, }- new lace dress because it reminded 24 three days ago, to punish insurance erafters, fa nog! 2!) 418 enor It's nicer than setting fol peel otig ina setting Colla’ nerves alk