The evening world. Newspaper, January 9, 1906, Page 13

bet dilatg Sot vadh ‘anti AIL Grows About the “say it! You ¢ ‘ oR 8 / a mM [2 tear een a tbr ; come: right out und ju thinks, bute ‘ pio Sag crys: * ‘auzthing you were ashamibd of, “It a man has his: tiome and bis medls. regular anda wife ‘ Wild Lim wien ho buys Pew clothes to sé tuat ho geté Something that is “Git wool ‘and will wear and not be led away hy his own’ vanity to get joud 2 Piltteris tint would ‘be oultablo for n boy like Brother Willie; if is alowed ils car tar¢ aud a reasonable ainount to pay for bis Inicheon’ every doyrhe should ‘be antis: And yett havo yo way of knowing how. mitch You weste day sffor dey, and if} Aare to ask for $20 oF go extra, you whower the fi‘a mbsr peculiar manner, " de “AM the butter dithes are brokeu, I only have tery sotp plates left of the niw dozen, and 1 can't eek for n vegetable dish or a plate but © st I'm told there isn’t one.and the children broke them ‘playing house. |" “Eut'tigt isn't all, Mr, Nagg! Do you think that table Inca Insts for- @ysr? Dim't-you thick thot sheets and. piliow cases cometimes wear out? at of}y this has been a mild winter I would Rave hud to buy six sets of a@nkets. Locause Brother Willie lost all mine when he was camping out with Suki Otis boyish friends who belong to the Jolly Pallbearers, last fell. “Oh, donot commence-about Brother Willie, Mr. Nagg! He 1s not the , Sehenclve one in-this howre! Didn't you lay a lighted cigar on your deslt 4M séoreh a new bioiting pnd? -f suppose you think that ince curtains ars mitt.of tron?” My new Irish point curtains in the parlor are @ sight be- tise Imogene made a himmock out of them the other day when I was dow town! §, ; Z “I suppose you are going to atk me why I don’t stay home and watch the children? . Do you stay home and watch the children? I am stuck in this houze ani \éver seg anything and am never taken anywhere till my Retyos,are ajl.on edge and.1 feel like breaking out into shrieks! “.tien’t that J’ spend any money on. myself, I have hardly gotten a thing-fop mywelf this winter exoopt a new set of furs, and the wéather so emf haven't been abl’ to wear them, and they will he put of atyle next host Mikely, and three new hats and two new dresses, because my clothes were’ simply in rage! i uh the money goes for things {n this honss, I do not spend ll the money oa mysblf. T- bought you a halt doaeu handkerchiefs aid four pair of sooks |. yebtehday, aud that’s how the money goes! If there wes ever a man that AND SHE ORDERED A DINNER THAT WOULD CURL UP YOUR HAIR, ‘Harder‘on socks than you are, Mr. Nagg, hé would dankrupt the Van- POOR DOGbIE HE- IT, > Now HE TAKES NeTHANG ee eee es LEAVING NOTHING TO SPARE BUT LOTS OF ERESH AIR « ave something to quarrel about! ‘ ; } meee E ic > mind, you say? J do mind, Mr. Nagg, and #f you think you can | run the any better than I con, or any cheaper, why don’t you. try it? Yea: ‘want lo, yOu eay?, Well, thon please don't find faultt ; {{ "¥ou weren't finding fault? Well, you would, if I'd’ put up with It, but E Won't? have all tho worries I can stand without being worrted by you! And noW yon can go down to your office cont:=te1, yon have succeeded in apeiling my happiness for tho diy!” ‘ ‘4 - A a aie gat ; 4 : “Wait for the Wagon”——to. Pass! | Albert Payson Terhu in Bearville j By huh Thompson, |e Sled-Time x a | ¥ ‘The Water Wagon's votartes teens thee feurty le R + & Yer now: folks ony each slttor must soon become @ quitter, FOR LOVERS.