The evening world. Newspaper, December 27, 1905, Page 11

Sr gr INYPANTS. rank Too Much Cider — nd This ls What He Dreamed: My Roy L. Mécardell.. Can't Brew are a Good, Comfoytable Cry Withdud Hin Veying te Spot “ Her Pleasiae? JUBT feel like sitting dowa and baying a good ery, ) Mr. Nagg! Of course whe Dao give a and feel discouraged, all fou Daya ta soy ig fee et matter?” What's the matter, Ipdead, Mr. Nase? Much yon care what's, the matter, ag do not pretend you Ho! ‘There'y Mr. Cheepskait, who th a model Buydand, it there ever was one! Oh, ddn't sneer, Mr, Nags) bo gave up his clab just to please, his whtd, He had nat reay joined it, but so many, people were apsiaus. for him to join dhe club, and it was a very high-toned elub at that, andj as 1 was.saying, they were ap! abxioug for him to join they there wag a craved at the dlub-honse ' 1 thoy ail dropped little black marbles in a box—1-don't-now'why; it’s of the foolish customs of Gpbmg@r—dnd when My Cheepskatt’s mame} Mentioned they ali solemnly dropped the black marbles Ja a box, and ny the box was opened it way found to be full Of black marblesand Mr, pskait's hime was mentioned and everybody cheeretl! Yet in epiteof all that Ms. Cheepskalt, said he'd never wo tothe club. ause his wife objedted, When J gee the devotion of husbands-Hke that It fs mo wonder | want I soe it all and I fee) it, Mr Nagg!, L pretend motto notioa, but ren coil toll how you treat mot My om dear mother koows st} he | ft tent My own dear Brother Willig, tog! Why do you suppose that deay boy is so seldom in this houge except his meals? It is becatti® he sees the way T am left alone apd aeelested, it-embitters his young fife! He pretondy to net care and he takes the apending, money. sou. errs use he is too independent to agk for mone, hut be knowe! The Dubbs bad a dreadful quarrel Christmas Day, and Mr, Dubb was iquor and drove.out the cook and there was no dinner for the boarders, t 1 will say for Ms, Dub) that. when he ia obey ho ds one ofthe vee men, Pie hasn't heen sober for a long time, but he worries himeel? so Ha tho way his wite has to work nearly killing herself with ewoaping and hing, beds ond all the hundred and one things there is to be done in a rding-houte, and thea when the boardeys skip out and don't pay tt up- + Mr Dubb worse than ever! | There are always two sides to.a story, Mr. Nagg, pnd Edo not Welleve } Dubb wold drink at all if he wea treated halfas well in his own house You are trogted. [TE ie eagy eyough for you to criticise and find fault, but 1f you knew oa real trouble, was, if you had a’ wife that aiboyed. you, with constant Pplalmts apd who fretted and fussed like Mrs. Dubb 4ee, thom, perbaps, {\ ebbld fee! for that poor man! Where are you going? Can't you stay In the house one minute? Isn't} f house geod caough for you? Ape you tyed of \t, nre you tixed of your} (Udven, ane you tired of me? Phat's iff And. deserve it! 1 should’ be like ether women who do! \t care and who never try to make @ happy hout for thelr husbands, aA more appreciated, Mr, Nagg, aud you-kgow itt Always Celebrating, | THE COME- BAC K, Fritgt Scheff Bubbles Afresh in “Mlle. Modtste,””«. RF IU can’: keep @ good pubbhle down. te duet how ghyo,” Be ‘hiya ax pai di Sy ©) eR- TLL Just TIP IT UP A LITTLE (] ON" WHAT A BIG JUG OF CipeR = Now | CAN DRINK Mia 1 LB. y nite Aitter “reviy that didn’t fe+ In her Magileh, which she how apd vive, gud other viejssitudea of & #0 fl ‘giro, uses only shire heed winter that soon will br an pid w ® "Withoit a atr-r-r-uf eMondar, thé effervescent Prtal Béheft This is Pia angler whon the pee ly I {THE CIDER'S Ht comin” our- JUG VS FULL IM $0 fi id * i fon ye 1 een REL ce Bt FS fd 2 On- 08 17 coming ; Too FAST=tcanr 4 HOLD ANY MoRE bas-come tno her Owh Onde more, prietrese of @ Povleta wat shop apd To deagend, op asgend, to slang. there | O uselers ‘won Oxeiairs, Ip rofert dito two ways of Jooling at it In these her profithess possesion, “Yoo vernaduiur days—/"Mle. Modiste’’ is ll’ him?’ Phe tttle miliipar haw an to. the millinery, The plece at tho tle bee ia hee bonnet, ont with he Kalekerbosker may not be a comle opera’ chil agvintince oF & platonic’ Ame in the! sigict A@nae Of .rapaifcation, but) protgter aha frlgha, pyr ae Mie \ costuma that would eagae, Sh i stredts of Parts, It tate only a yout hatwean ‘ects make Fit a fampit pfe Mana, @ tendency to sing ptt ther tiyy az nasal tril (at wood Lay ov | «nvores | Lue the veeatily apd ylvag, tet hos a new shecldity. Mile agen 6 has added to her mupeal eypcath Dorning to olay the dam, and the shy handieg the stele dag @autlog to Loe Ant) WO dors tO Tb Ea ys of the ovcyteta, goes with, a Bi ‘Tyee oem a bh dt hors of epbilt A on, ry Ue fol Srhhuibier sorney 2 Buk as ee @oymagt out Of Ht am ta audleice. Phacosihrig wre wer 84) lore * wade, bic it Me juet tid kode, that the @| dajnty Pricet cen afford id peer, Bio 4 degitodly fyehins, Hap, Mi averal other eostomed thet HONE Her | h | embrace. Iq taggly ge paves load prettlngy aid utd at to, wih 4 dae ote PAVEO oO uf thy bit tl cal ‘4 Pig tap of te wii@ donk “on house’ that goes cown Ww ht Ha’ ia mt that Wupbdgucho tar web ” ety Cul | Clay. Of Isebjuk, Ju.” mula oe | Bupthe Molly, Wy another glover nu ‘ the mimiity thunp thas wile Claude GiliIng wat: ad Hiram Bent 4 ( te peat pid ag ca a je een au wake : ARF ARR! Beh Ot Re FER. Want Wt 1%. nu Whe A Wont" K what card we, 80 longas iti®entostaih- fitths ising bit of gorpdimeit lite Ko 6 ON GIDER qa PSAM inet guapins Meébhert’ oe written MUSIC | ploy for Ub i‘ velor Wt 4 AN PONLY DRANK FIVE that ia more than merely tunetilh und | Clay Miting waters, wha looks, ap Hedy “oki wer welling "tm Aine re ART Wa aE & file exchgnge, keep ake talky part et Sten wo. porrier 0. y yh Ue, tWo..agta alive, Es Ba Ea with bright. sayipgs,, Hevtonaat with a ly In fact, the laughs are more frequel nt ga riesiges re ithsh sey fit? y) P, come Ay tunes | Pet vitne Pi tt td Ly vi ha i nic Nttle Se: heft tes we a4 batt ry ie jt \* tat makes her vk cbarbe tnat ° ch Ft J OL | walbt: look {ike thi letem, Of n vase, It|on a bu Miss Crosman Has a Poor P fay, HI : 4 TULA Tew nbt exactly an iit wind , sillier Juvenile, ary sarap. waese, the Ny aly oy eeagenr ly int eg] Pe” AHP oh Pampor Perhiiny,| W {hat has blown "A Scrap of Par 4 tn a ‘ > York?’ naked a country boy Aj pee seed i Pie Ne 4 aa dour per’ back on the atuge, the vers | Mg fort be Mhown on Were approaching the metropolis 4% ayes n eniey ss va Med jon of Sardou's “Les Pattes de the Garrick under bE Mwtiches’’ offered Nw gon. That flower pot you Werpatch title of ade i an exhibition of the pow dvtumtte when struck in an ov. ased hole by o drill; what geem to be Freokpts aré only exclamation points! ah Wp by ox Gos..Qdell; the pla- whee: ket uptown i# a train just leaving Then Ua hundy to rgnember © tunnel Seing pustied wy tyr tacky “Rake gey've Ot a Hmgiy bodes Amon thi Kids ones by gnvther train; ohe sputter as! Whénd: tie binats of Denk Degemben g zi, joie 1% OF OF ad Jaa, ke News Wis: 4 [y08h's on the committee, And the papers coase to Rnotky a : aT “ma ¢ \ “ 4 : % Bi a! f ’ ea. an gives ‘tt the And the (otk in Gotham City | i ‘we mS 2 f 5 y : x ir wip nality, Even an actrees Have covavered frou (hele she Kk; yaa ant counteract the depressing the man behind the adapta Phe programme keeps his secret, ful search fails to reveal his iden- witch leads to the conclusion that be oh wise if not a clever man, Mary fsn't the least bit contrary. She is eimply obliging: She works with a dV phe unddPilaiding to recover a lovwslotter weitted thpeeycnrs before by 4 flirtatious young woman, who wag single Gt the'time Amu premimably had hh pewtodt toto put her sentiments on paper. ‘The fact that ehe tas since Prnarciod @ bpdemnahneend glide makes pte abso tug letter seem both false and dedldedly late tn the day. Yhere js always a strain, and the strain iy Wiwayejan Mies Crosman, The gloom shrqad. b¥4m, Qadly assorte’ company, ‘Wowever,' serve# to make her spine the brighter. Her acting ts never found Teacher—Now, Bobby, what animal | wanting, / % ptves furs ‘to. your mother in the| ‘There is nothing In the appearance of Henrietta Crosman ae pig | firgorackess ao is an inier-) Made it hertthter to roam. ty & Phra Meo jn ae ay ana Tid tia do | W une dGoful figt@atord iarance (sin 4 yah ournl Mi, Chane from raising, pithy arrite, rT io keep aie pry aged" 29 An vestlgalone, | | juraed (9 private ile) A y break, 2 graft-bag, omnipresent, ISK -SBARCE, bon LAA RD Thats phe time Jue steeogely pleasant ‘To vome back to Old Manhattan Montreg!'4 a Sandaome elty; Aad Howall sooe-et a pinoh; Some think the Wojte Mountains Life dm Perle is a inch; pl peat te'atae all are tie ge Ti ail Reel thrgnogy won't downs + In Unleog wwe'te sobbing: "’y, ala 20 od of Gotham "Townt Refrain (AN tovether now!)| ray gone for posi:| | “Say, boy{! Has yall dog got ® pedi}. Khb=You, Mickey's toking a co! "Yos ea ‘ r ce \ W helps ‘akmale Tere, bit pnd engi! | iY aa, pth ‘ t YOUN# gree ; A Nake Ss He He ‘ ite the wid] e Fibd Ta Eneeees aviie gone Tea ite be ad Ate cei any Liar igh Wit tease A Sr wets nr ; Ie rare stags husbend. HA er 0 AM the edit came Hine Magher.e:aatd to grumble there's 1 An} me iki brad gold. ¢ i : oe AOE, Oe reihe “¢ imate over | Sf He's got ‘em all tines and agoking wi ng fe rough the tloowof the hall, te the Pes a ——— fic Serre: | ang il bs tong nf hit ke. rth ine prot Mbit plays the pound wi j ing eat shal E ing wn + mine iy cer | | we Mangal wif ats ver! mtd Ry oy LO Cnkowane a, sity in- | ntar person tat a esry, i I panes Ta a 9 Aen a ste lh RE 9 1008 cents and Horas! ak a CHARLNA DARNTON. i ae asthe ‘ ove’ 5 Wisdom, ot Other Wesson) © “ BETTY’ Sf BALM ‘FOR LOVERS. May Manton s Daily Fashions, =, | H f ie 86 se eG am irplexed zou people cat pile L by pee to: 6 he doemy me to present hor with « ring for e oN Py Bite qh Teeth Be Gh sem. of ; ie nea ete eal fr i doo aH i ee not seam to care. What ahall igor rer ehe ne cet , suiae iy ean | “y 2 ' Bishi) ’ am Butt i ats) map nan de et soaaed en eh ak in Basak wares || apy se sean OY cssedaey oh ra a el show, 60) 0 you a, ‘ald a young man, who tad ¢onfidential, to met were to diem form woe, 990 ‘day evening.’ at oamfort, such beth wobe: ae this one Is quite gute ti find Its wetcame, In the Hlustration. it ie wnade of ® Pretty figured = eiderdown finished with ell banding, but ft Js aipropriate for the many flannels and flannal- ether, and also for the Turk» ish owellings that are used for phrovents ot. the sart, ‘There ts apinin bick which fw folnod to the fronts that are Te) fh plalts at the neck, so providing salletage ‘ nape c docs I} ma deace yon 19 iat $18 Pen’ | Popes se ines fou WR r r | it Fs ae PRT ai ome engaged to her, People have mtfore ont f vestor Sram maa, teraney, gree renee Of Feed to sdealt jt. ret... SrA, TARY y ouseked Mitac ie chs ead eeorani a Jy love Wut | Bponlo maitry at your naw though! per |" pne only th \s ] ery ve roe oe Th yong 1 7 " Pigteen, wh = rag gonally I think you tod ‘young, You} jneroa to ag and Mone: idan eli ba Ne a niaved re i ives wana net) aould get alengr oh ‘1 per. Wook, some ing knows Aerial i you ier ail sorte of guesses q er- ys ©. sérlous ‘sfttart 10 eo io. wise, whieh Had wi : hur: | Shs Smiles at Him. j ero al Reads “Sie cad i of Sa He Birth Mt. 'No,''. he “You CAN't MUePRo): Cand \ ’ HAT" would t a. Proper, Dear uit WHT Sia ed Bo, 1 tell you. W er Lim ade ae als avo ‘ie Rees mpany te ee Ags r be ie Se - ‘ “rd 4 Aa es y ag BY pont] $80 1H Bélter: ithe “alitprenoe "ln yous § is tf patie ‘ a re a Tee bt mf bee i agen 1n yi sieht to Pa 2c tt * at oe pir ri hes . ; ) OR Ti raph past ‘mm igi’ for halt asda oh os ! » N HINTS FOR HE | HOME. area four), ‘ are hande hy te ‘Mayes woluan’t be tair-t6 art, 1 aa w aap Margaret Hubbard Aye " 4 oie one tablempoonfu of flour and } sa ’ ak crore tan0 Light Fruit Cake, bet : tory fulness and allowing 4 i mason enon ou tbat my Et bd, ; * era theiure of bensgln, yer Sip | bit hin dad wih ble le pagal pny eal athibelaenttseniion Aigo ee vat : at y Into, 4 pomade and bal + sit My laste eae np 0 that may he lett Ja tle re. beeing ded ihletienytesv> a with, tevin { y ; i has, of" i twlog a day, You enrtnon / maid? a daeb of pepper aad. anit makes the most comtortalile that Je especlally a ate hy oo ic ‘and & pinch of macerBolt up once and eee aN eat strain Ing Aha balling: turkig broth, smbataine ae ‘onee hac salt)| Allow these to écok (ogother for five ( "t been, acconding fey ian 10 cr we ts or ae ‘ Mill prevent alr rity, I wi") ae these two young men of the world sotommly sitting down x from turning gray! the evening ii the silHest occupation ever known to mortal man, when it begun,’ course, I didn't begla to believe re ees. 4 posaile finish, and there ate three patch poekols, which tw to qin manyuline faver, ‘The quantity afm: requinl for the modi size (10 yoors) le 4% yards a, 1% yore if of Oy pant 0 InOyeH Wis, Patierh Sttd We edit tn tigee tor Dave of #6 14d ad Th years of age. been t ‘galt| minotes aul serve with, SrOM tens. ‘rah wit “flour, eneaim, erttor Baked: Egaplant, nt did beater citer and beat! 0s: Aap orgs OFRPlANt én wdotling on ur and fl en) ‘ water for half an hour, Now cut loa ‘ob Into hatves and take out the centre, lepwie tin Bote? erin® hel? an dnety ¢htelenane far ya Pr outat shell, Chop the centre whith bas, Wer g been phen out and mix with half» Fane a Bh id ah hag deer | ountal of ‘beedd orwhow, “half a dup of wai sen onopped puty, one thbtespoonful of A, is ric at “ei CSaal Mark ab (WATER A ’ nord! Petey, one (abpionsul of walt, pne aqltspoontm of poppy? and a tublespidtitar bet i there In- |. i ' x ail to v yal WwW sturt ‘wig. om ae ) York, pe sat se Jachegene grinded on» En buttor