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AUTEM pereemer a abdbet enemas Bisa ke, iy beat ik } - % . | pens, : fhe Evening World® Home Mogazine, Monday Evening) | MRS NAGG AND MR—— — JIMMY JOHNNYPANTS, ssassicr ‘sn Sseunes 2innes By ROY L. McCARDELL, = nn a : - ; - fhe's Clad that Christina Comes byt Once a Year Becange Lt Means a Good | WELLE Wett! ST,Nick ye y Time. for Livery One but Her. bis ‘JUST PULL IT ALO fy M glad that Chrivtinas comes but once a year, Mr. | OF TOYS OFF’N His 2S, eo z) ner Ae pl ME hee tan HOME | 4 / Ne TNE YY visa tet hee ; Nagy, for {f {t means anything put Wisappointment, | SLEIGH — NOW 1 CAN etd i 1 esi ay KE QuT / & ~ : press bepl thy chp adesgge hard work and no thanks to me, 1 can't see it! Oh, |] WeypP oer > <i! JRuby itis WHATEVER | WANT = Yr ii4] wite, or tts boat girl, sister ot cousin | Helen was all in WARS IBAA: (THis 15 Luck SURE Been 74] from out ot town, ought to ve able to|¢colocial made © pretty 5 , \ find somothing to thetr taate. The site ey . agerin! Senta Claus Is rubbing hi: hands in prospect of business being lowly and the turkey hanging Mgh, apd thanking his stars thht the worst week| “Hut the English are of the vear is over. Bernhardt wea} Murphy in talking about tie) about the only one who: wes not re-| BC Women opmmnented pA minded that Christmas comes but anee | Mite Avene, and then comes hard, Bhe | Atunsive, Bhe wa finished her engagement petore an| trough her Torte, ony fudlence that packed the Lyric and ro-|t0 make Rome cont | fared to Nave until nearly half an hour| tit enough for us to jatter the final curtain fell, remaining | PAY Ignored her, and 1 to cheer her and call her out again and| me. But finally. whe | Again. She will te back in the spring| ‘These Amerieans gps and probably give us another view of |M0Ut dressing thele ; | her golden, three-dollar art. Whether| hats they make them wear are oes. 1a cnet farewell, wat” as | G84 306 RON SS to the she wiousty remarked the other day, | me to say something, it a all. very well for youxto sit there grinning! It means @ Yoo time for you. You do not need to go to work, you can sit comfortably at home and see me walt- ing on you hand and foot, kecause I am wu ellly, foolish woman, bit much yyrtoare for me and much you care, for Christmas, and much you care for anything or aby- || body except yourself? And yet why should I blame you, |} all.men aro Alike: i They have the casy time tn this world. I hardly |)” eent on myself, my first thought is of others, I did get a new dress ‘and & new-theatre cont, but those were things T had to have, and if you, look | gumprised because 1 got a dozen pair of alk etockings, I can tell you, Mr. Nags, that I only got them bectute thoy were 4 bargtin! if They were a half dollar cheaper than I can get them anywhere, Why { g-ehould try to be excnonica! and save Ido not know, 1 deny myself a| * thousand. things and work ang stave myself into my grave and then you will yA 9 - = . bly vt Fret rdhadagane op heap mn min eee ae ee ties f HAVE TIED THE BAG UP Now — ; ; al | in Ryde for the good God, to say!” | Woman I observed: * gle pe geen diel dpe fro , : TAIS WILL BE EASIER To ROLL THIS BAG 15 Too HEAVY ILL —<h | gave the snr ue «per hid sys ‘une - az hte |. “AILT in the’ And why don't you smoke some of those cigars I donght you? You say we lance of “Traviata” ay i to the office, eh? Yes, and give them to your | ; DOWN THE Hit — STOP HERE AND TAKE Out | of real chatenese pA greedy 4 a, stare. oT eontin / * is what we a you will take them dow ve ! griends, who would see you starving and your family in the streets eae || sccm naka 2 Derlencs. At ‘Veronique’ a merry band pruart& ihe ee] into the \ f ! for bread, and they wouldn't give you @ chgar! I paid a dollar twenty-nine for that box of cigars, and only fitty of them hought cheap cigars; there were some for fifty- in the box, I could have fn cents, but I said to myself, “No, I will deny myself a lot of things I | Of collegians furnished almost as muc tow leorge | oh i [entertainment as Mr. Wdwardes's per- fs ed formers, and nearly evorywiere along | oud) Weare of \ 01 i he 1 Yes,’ said the woman, ¥ ; went into the dram-| lieve bhat he, "tas roma a ‘am S ‘wees é ; and get him expensive cigars,” and you sit there puffing on your Ringe alle discard, and when the curtain tell | father of some hooker Mine | Harned put “La Belle Marseiiialeg ee *orrid-smelling old pipe and don't even open the box. | the, shelf. Yes, J WILL cry; it shows how much you appreciate me! What do! tare for the diamond crescent you bought me; will diamonds mend a . NQUIRER.- Miss Blanche Bates Ci as I played at the Academy of H’s to exorcise discretion, if not inst season in “fhe Darling of | i Goda. heart? 1 would rather -you.were kind and patient then to have all the jewels duopile 1 yearn mye ‘ +h M been 4 leepite the holidays’ prodigsi de. oti oh . mands i @ problem ‘Tom’ Wise, heavy. an hie posal <a) Weight comedian in “Before and Atter,” | bad Ung up @ deck of playing cards at the Manhattan Theatre, thinks he has| which bear prdnpersi volved. Surrounded by a clamoring Titles, ecchesaa. ial) thrgng of small nephews and nieces,|. Wyille Edouln ts the Joker, |e of whom, like the avuneular réela-| Lilllan Russell is the queen of dim | Livp. bore an imposing heap of parcels! | monds, Christiasmeans extra work and-extra worry for the; no one finds fault a@wvith you; you are not annoyed by the children, and the way they fight. ypver their gifteds a disgrace! Nothing ever satisfies Imogene; she wants everything the other children have, because she has your disposition all over again! ‘eal haw broken his dram and has torn the batt off Imogene's [54 -94-99. ‘ : gu a Feconpem “a _s ~~ he reli: Sp ee ay ppp Gib BROKEN ay r, d | is HOLY XMAS! - In NoT ‘ Veen tf iy hain att od Hinged Pe tone He Parsee che the “weven dollars that was in the children’s tank, because I saw him with the Uhh RUN OVER ; é Pp Vgers ae: | RUNNING AWAY AM I? |] | bing district by Frits Williams, also a | queen of hearts. ba hand to-day, and it was just as he found #, with the door ME | CANT STOP ‘EM % ; p dined? Alisa | member of the “Before and After’ | HB. Irving is the king of héarts, ond fbenk in his ohh ; ; HAVE EATEN ‘Too MucH "| | company, ‘The right hand of the hefty |an Américan actor—Sohn Drew-is the | plays incased in a fur-lined glove | jack of hearts. | of unusual proportions; his jeft wae| The ace of hearts George Alox- | bare und blue with cold But no evi- | ander a dence of discomfort was vistble in his! ‘The ace of clube js Beerbohm Tree. his expansive face, | Ethel Barrymore ts the ten of hearts, seronched off, and thé thought that he might be aooused of doing it has ~ | / ; peatly broken his heart and he has ivi tie house to spend the day with % ; ‘ \ y PLUM PuppIN ‘ie friends at the Jolly Pallbearers! They are going to play # lot of ‘ M@hristmas games, and Brother Willie thinks he will win some of them. He is not much more than a child, 1 really think be belteves in Santa “I've got It at last!’ he chuckled, and ai Hina May, the Big Casino, the tem what?’ demanded Mr. Williams, | of diamonds, Claus! j | | himeelt a eleirmiah ’ | The way you lot the children stutf themselves with candy - cake is inne. tevaleting io ave money in| q(Aninle, Russell 1s the modest tam o @olng to make them sick; but’ you don't care, because you will not have: | wae eslaagcer Mores RRO Ye. Walt Hopper t» the king of the care and worry of them when they are sick! + a, nn WR ‘ asi i Mrs. Stryver has'a new set of ermine furs, and Mrs. Dubb told me she “eae feo that give?” * 8ir Charies Pdtinen BS coe inte hoped to get her watch out of pawn, and that she thinks Mr. Dubb 1s Observe tt I've only one ont” i ferdinand Gitachaty omen, Welsh. firinking again, and Mrs. Terwilliger has @ letter from Mr. Terwilliger in At tonst FElp oa the right banat” anna ae ney and Arnold “Tm not blind.” Bis "yeltreye's eyes make two | “Well, this make-up Is the solution of her hands the other two Siena at } the problem, You see, it's !mpoms!bie we, four of thet suit, to get my encumbered ria into my) ‘iMiam Collier Is @ jock, pooketI can only uso the left." | Gertrude Biliott ranks as @ six apot ‘ “But 1 still fail to grasp the !@ea,”| Robert Mantell Is a ten, 4A protested the other comedtan, i 6; SUR “Pahow!" Iva right on the surface. | THEATRE party at, the Criterion | A Denver saying he can't aend her a check for Christmas, and Mra Gradley Was the grip, and everybody !s 40 kind to her, Her sister, who Is in Europe, sends her an fllustrated post card every mat), and they are coming ‘back when Mrs. Gradley sends the money; and #0 you see everybody has ® merry Christmas but me, and that’s why I am giad ft comes but once ' : " T can't spend money with both bands ag See leat eee wise ® year! \ ; Oh, dear! What's the tise of trying to be happy? Havel Patch, BE Ne" Collier < nate readings | “Won't you please say a Httle some x nm Merry Christmas! ng ahs Mag ee a Yuletide Opinions—Unauthorized. 8 Bran * Wo Pay fe to Uncle Tom." spent two | Did ‘expect I'd months in Europe last summer with inime?™ Shanubs DARNTOR. . By Albert Payson Terhune. ' HE great folk of the nallon have fitting words to say HINTS FOR THE HOME. On divers seasonable themes along ‘round Christmas Day, But in these feeble stanzas we herewith point with pride é a more, rain back i Little Chocolate Cakes. benim forpbans dn Bh ane BS halt @ pound of butter to &/o)) moisture is evaporated, Fores | 7 ol ‘To apt remarks by men who ne'er before have (estified: cream, mix In four ounces Of |through a sieve. Retum to a sauce: sugar and two of powdered Ch0C-| pon, add salt, pepper, a little nut fate and work together for ten mla-| meg, three or four ounces (tarslespoona) utes, ‘Then mix in alternately four whole | o¢ bumer and four egy yolks, : raw eggs and four ounces of pasttY | pot white > beating flour. Work together for about & QU@T- | gmooth, Put int ter of an hour and then pour the mlx- | toreq war ce oa puuna oe ture into small buttered tins that have | minutes after dredge the table been dusted with eaval quantities of] fou, take a piece of the Challe Murphy, of Good Grdund, beheld the Wigwam's amoke Arising through the morning air, and thus he gently spoke: [my glad (t's Chelstmas time again,” you might have heard ‘him say, “pecnuse all dangers of Reform are ten full months away.” \ In Morristown the dawniight fell softly on MeCnrdy, And {th his sleep the great man’s lips breathed these expressions wordy: “Tee hard to churn out gratitude! And yet I can't refuae, T'm grateful-—let's see—grateful there's ohiy one C, Hughes!" | Windlly dawned the Yuletide above old Tappan Bay, M | And great John D, expressed bis thoughts in language far trom gay: Putter ad AE Tcen or A iitie. more, | OUt the size of an Sf and tal } | “'m soney that it's Chrlatmaa, for my bank account ‘twill spoil, Foonam me Heat erafually,, a0 as bon well with the palm of the band } Wihed homes are lit by eandled trees folks won't burn Btandard Oa!" chocolate lelng and strew chopeea desired shape, Lay them in @ buttergd Out f joaf svgar, almonds and pistachio nuts | baking dish, dip « brush In beaten for, her morning ramble fared Sarah the Divine, over ‘the top. dnd brush over the top. et the And thus (he diva murmured as she swept along the line: P ti in the even until they are & Duchess Potatoes. prota, sales, Sule dea “Bonjour, Noel! Votre sante! I'm sixty years young! Vat } Free odinagé for #0 Golden Voice! Vive I'amerique! Houpla!” Christmas in beangirt Boston! A eunbeam to Datine on to " where can @ feller ex- Che chanced “Bay, Jimmie, toll cover until just done epd no] and fried in deep fat. TH’ amalgamated featurés of dou Thomesa 4 ? , « wghty Lawson, la te @ long Ways) Moxy Frediie~There, that ‘The & ‘Man—Lote! “ ohange @ ‘Pilgrim's Progress,’ & neck: _E -wieh tt wasn't Cheistinas!” he was undefatood to aay; ‘- P. ortermobile 1 | orter git him! tile an’ new mittens for domethin’ use- ' May Manton's Daily Fashions, EEL ond ott seven to eight pote-| makes delicious coquettes. if P toes in halves, Boll in weiter to/ in flour, dipped in egg and bread “Wall street 1 clowed, I can’t expose a single praft all day!” |e fori mloges, @ nice pipe an’ a wat of real opal | oon 00 Heart Pace WOMENS THE GREAT GIFT OF GALL |, 2eaury sits. | BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS Market News, ‘fo Keep company’ axais? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. ‘ hi OME people are born great, others achieve greatness and stlll others thrust their upon you. ~ es In the Inet numbered gies i aucceessful peryoud ‘world, those who tarrh, mav be ig a paicbe * by © inhaling: Fears He Will Be Kicked. very, goherally and a\| Deer Betty; ° AM with & an. for two | Possibly the young man has family ov- & pleasant look to the , throat eat faba my Bai ligations which prevent his paying any possible vioti ma, ‘now manta my {Girl serious attention. You must not let Muoh better are the i fe [him see he i the "only on 4 recent shipments of i) s i} and’nice to bim, but cul Wéstern potatoes, @ lett quathtance of other young men, ; at the same price. Groen pears at 40 Cay them. Y fem! A Butter and Egg Man. conte halt-peck A Ipxuegss Sovive & young lady of twenty-three b Atha « ‘am ti young: housewives, ing finer now. thh Serie, te Bi a] Beening cook eppiee ar $9 cents e ‘the be balf-peck. Make the very best orchard. watt ond t favored @auce. ‘Wells Boaton lettuce at 10 cents waa & factor in the we CAN] market, Dealers say the mupply is un- Child's Apron—Pattern No, 5,234. terial required for the medium sizd is 2 yaurie 38 inches wide, with S14 banding, Pattern 6,984 ts out {n sizes for girls of 4, 6 and B years of age,