The evening world. Newspaper, December 23, 1905, Page 12

doad one! Tie up to «@ live wire) even if you burn your “You know ow good I've been to Dopey’ bo- night; you. know how good I've to @ lot mpeeis & and If I.told Ou how they have trea ould say: ‘Well, you bes “I don't pass up y because are down and out, Tm & good nd, and what A've done for Puss ~sontgomery and ‘De Branscombe say @ word about it, I won't tell you how many times I'vo stood for the cause she had taken her rent money td buy a new hat she liked or to’get her sealskin made over. “I won't say a word about my Iend- ing my best things to Amy to wear and never getting as much as ‘Thank you!’ “As for Puss Montgomery, nobody knows better than dhe does who was her friend when in a foolish moment | she married Mr, Maginnis, the hard tightwad of Marietta, 0., and was led | captive to that whistling station, oO “sent her the money to get back to civilization? Well, maybe it was Loule Zinsheimer, and say, he's | that good hearted!—but would he ‘a) done it if tt hadn't been for me? “In his heart Loule Zinsheimer has no use for Puss Montgomery, He knows she uses him as ‘a good thing ahd calls him names behind his back, 8 sweet enough to his face when erything goes from open-faced oye- ters to the sweet souffle. I know if I was to*listen to my real friends I would eut ‘em all out, but I'm that good-hearted everybody mee on! me! . “It would be much better for ma if} I had cut the dead ones a long time ago, but I'm all in on Dopey Mo- Knight, and I'm going to send him South, so far as I am concerned. “Old Man Moneyton thinks he's a ehild-minded chicken in a wicked world and pays his roomrent and eeps him in cigarette money, and 1 mow he can play the plano lovely land he {8 a real composer that can, make you sit up and listen whén it comeg to ragging all imitators to a standstill. nobody knows but myself, I won't} rent for Mamma De Bransoombe be- MEND YOUR BRoKEN and Abie Wogglebaum may enjoy his conipany because they maike him the goat and he’s always Patsy for tiem; ‘but strangers can't see him, and I know he qugers us and puts us all to the Pittsburg! “T don’t eay that poor Dopey Is a grinch on the grave-up like Harry Trimmers, that rhinestone rounder. Poor Dopey would give you every cent he,has, only he never has any, but Dopey thinks hé’s our traffic po- liceman and we can’t take a prom. on the av. or two-step up Broadway but Dopey comes tearing down the, line giving us the high sign and humbMiat- Ing us before strangers that don't understand them geniuses, “Beowuse Dopey is a genius, and even if he does touch people for a quarter as s00n as he's introduced to them, Shakespeare and all them other keniuses was broke; too, wasn't they? “But 1 am peevich about the way he nanntes'in, heeding no hints re- warding 18 and 5, the pedestrtan problem—Dopey can't do that sum! “Why, this moan from Annie, the "Ot course, my.’ friends know we only patronize the poor skate because —_—— INONA, the - {ns uy) died’ Tithe: os fn her chair of if ey, state when I called HA inst night. The TY rain beat dismally on the shutter flats, and the red foxqat amugeted close to thé gas stove on the frayed rug by the fate tale. T Jala the’written words of my quest ‘and the ooth in the outstretohed handy of Zinona. She turned to the inlaid box of ominoes and turned piem clatteringly the table, Sho bade me close my eyes and pick reo at a time frogh the lot. As whe fald them in sequence she id: “I soe @ fortune and @ dark woman dd much trouble!" “Yes?” Mit AWA The Fortune-Teller. By T. O, orphan? Say, I'm just telling you that this thing of standing for dead ones, McGill, words are passed. The time of your, quest 1 fortuttous and is of great’ consequence," Tt js," “Tt will gome true, but your fortune will suffer, - expected as much." “You, bie the tens tell me ® te fer beyond what eyed dream of.” by pe Td it Be et ‘sj ro ote askcd, as T went out to Ate tha rain, “I'm going tg buy the dark woman's Christmas presi ART NOUVEAU, By Margaret Rohe, DR eyes are two turquoise, Her teeth mitky pears, Hi rubles her two lips, Bright copper her curls. Her cheeks are pink coral, The rest of her gold; The dalntiest scarfpin That ever was/sold. and many “There \s much worry, SSS YOUNG woman ete tél her whi his respect. iN ‘Now, Interesting never thought about the alternative of love, rather than necessarily coexistent with itt) Why should tie rathes than, "veanest | Thom ty no word rea 1G toot if grt Wie a fooltsh ‘an kiep her unl Cade champ atta! a: aman alana ways nelodramaltioalty: fie ted We may ba compli te eeanaat Deopte wo “Would you rather,” ate nalyely ‘ogslrea, “a man would! “respect you or ove yout" he Question of Love and Respéct. By Nixola Greeley;Smith, reader’ 6b. The ‘aiven rid wants me oh I cqnsider prefera x a man's Jove or | ilk 44 this problem may bo, 1 fm atrala 1 it, But why should respect seem, to her: nok, or Which women so persistently misueo as + to think of reapeot and léve or moral defects rende: got to produce, HEART wr GOLD!’ wo pity ‘him, and Louls Zinsheimer)for your friends with the seedy scen- ery just because they are the bra!ny boys, don’t go no more with me! “This is an fron age and they’ve WAIT FOR ME MERE. WHILE [4 T Go insiDE AND BUYA PEW THINGS) DON'T Go Away, } ; THE ICE CREAM SME WENT eam SALOON. BEAUTY ao. | Training around with tattered talents is as behind the PAPA’S GIRL. Wi Vny it) Y HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer To Bleach Superfluous Hair. 'B.—Ie the hair is dark you * might bleach with: peroxide of will quicken etroy the Jf Process © Of bleach- lng ande after &) What shail ae long time will de ~ the hair. times aa a gold tooth. aT, etusdin= vtech a9 ik Ra wi want is opulent if offensive persons. | dollars say ‘Let's play for money!’ People with good clothes and bad} manners, rednecks who insult the how would you Ike it if you went/them in the old times when you “Why these loud cries? Huh, kid, waiter and then ttp him two dollare,| out looking like the best of the bon- wadburners that buy @ etgok and sit! bons only to be queered by one of\dickey was the dandy dresser, She Goes on an Ice Cream Spree but Quickly Gets Warm Again, ea tape Ca Aen Ne pany Se eee Aw , COME ON. I Gor A QUARTER, Lets Go AND HAVE You He Has Grown Cool, oo ir he free chad fe hyn ioe war tyenly: Sierst wrth man Fave hutn. very ch a sare ae ace een oe hey: jet "aule WRETCH! oh baa 'ce cA PARL Lo Te Lele edie lahat tae ta nara) HF Reaniney ae) ee a PEEK-A: 900: ‘YOU WERE FOND OF ICE CREAM pene eT “JUST AS WE HAD MR. BELASCO GOING WHO SHOULD BUTT IN BUT DOPEY, SINGING ‘DON’T LET THEM Mann YOUR BROKEN HEART WITH GOLD! AND QUEBRED us! What you)in, and when the blue chips are ten| them mey - have ~ F baak< better days friends? ! ‘Maybe you used to appreciate thought Charley with the celluloid BY F, G. LONG. she never speaks to me, but leis me jonverse with oiher members of the family, In company she often me feel very chean by refusing to rr even to Ait with me. T have | it Hi hall or shall 1 hike Derfdot wentlon her why she treats me T stop calling on her family A. BM. T think she ls just very shy, and she may, Hike you very much. Ask her about It, ‘| He Seeks Her Lady Friend, 1 ... nly vacation tu 6 me y, wil js aun acquaintance of a [8 man, whom I love very imuch, and | know my love is re tuned, » T Introduced hi jt ly since then ho very cool to me and Ver: ii YOU.AN iy ke OU, Way very unwise ang an y)ened, when one cup of tf siuld be "| added (0 @ cupful of the light meat, and —— HOME HINTS. Sweet Potato Croquettes, I" to one pint of Mot mashed sweet potatoe one tablespoonful | butter, “one-fourth teaspoonful ‘galt, one-fourth teaspoonful pepper, one- | fourth pint of chopped pevan nuts, yolk ot one’ egg, Coat with crumbs and fry in deep fat. | Turkey in Aspic, Re ices the méat from tie turkey eeping the dark and and hop finely. nd let them simmer slowly with cold water, @ bayleaf and a piece of mace, As soon a6 the broth ts reduced to half a pint, strain, and while hot add a rounding teaspoonful of gela- Une which has been softened inp little ould water, Ser aside yntil slightly tnick- panother oupful 40 one cuptyl of the fark moat, Now place the Taght meat in the bottom of a jel 14 and the dark mast and aspic on top. When soa and firm serve with hot fried Sweet potatoes. ‘Potatoes Baked in Cream, EMOVE the skins from boiled po- tatoes and chop them ap whan R cold, Put them In @ saucepan with cream, season with salt and popper and cook until done, Buiter a baking fra Yay In the potatoes, sprinkle with ur over some malted vor the surface in eaten hot. Christmas weer, way? T om be'r ~ ner 23; dave ‘Linded with Belasco If Dea Hadn’t Played Mr. Buttinski Again! By Roy 1; “The Evening World’s New “Chorus Girl" Series. To-day’s Story lilustrated by Gene Carr. '—THE CHORUS GIRL. “You kno our show laid off for and I can’t get along with Gor stage manager, any- His wife is in the compaby, She couldn't get a job to sweep out 4 theatre if it wasn’t that her hus- band is stage manager, “Sho's so awkward she falls over CHRISTMAS EVE—UP TO DATE. By Albert Payson Terhune, 2 al we na nse Ge {ee mes ie Oa a * her a pert, because they did once, | played Dorris, a dalvymald, and young Squire’s line was ‘Ab, here comes now! How beautiful she te!" And when the audience got a peek at her burgiar-proot face they laughhd till it broke up the show, ‘ “Well, she snitebes everything that goes on In the dressing-roome y there isn’t a gifl that gete fined | what she's the cause of it all. “Go five made. up. tag! wind die | wouldn’t stand for it, and Amy and | Puss and I, for we won't take no part unless we are all in the same | Show, went to see Mr, Belasco to eae it he wouldn’t sign wa for some of hig | new shows or write {n'a trio sister act in ‘The Girl of the Golden West? “Well, Mme, De Branscombe went along, and once or twice I was afrald she'd queer us through the awful habit ehe haa of drinking her smell- ‘ing salte, But we had Mr, Belaseo going, f while Puss is getting too fat Amy, poor girl, has a terrible com- plexion and no figure to speak of, and, although I do say it myself, I made them look like near-silk along~ side of the real article; still, they looked pretty good at that. Just as we had Mr, Belasco going and to promise us anything, who butt im but Dopey, insisting that if we were to be starred he was to write the music, and thet he had a. new song, ‘Don't Let Them Mend Your Broken Heart with Gold,’ that was all the apples! “What was the use to pretend he wasn't of ow party? We were queered! And I know if I'd ‘a got with Belasco, I'd 'a been featured next season, sure, because he knows how to pick the three-time winners, “So that’s why I say ‘Get on @ Livi ve wire even if you burn your hands!’ was the night before Christmas and all through the flat Grand doings awaited the drop of the hat, The Tree, with its candles, in anticipation Planned out the details/of a grand conflagration. ‘The children, all pie-eyéd with dreaing of a haul, Had hung up their stocking for Santa’s glad call, While papa (the pleasures of Christmas to swell) Had hung up bis watch and the landlord as well, mM, The moon on the crest of the fire-escape With fairy-like glamonr the clotheslines did drape, While over the roof, with a hoot and a squeal, Old Santa Claus whizzed in his automobile, More swiftly than rent-day the vehicle came, And Santa exhorted each section by name: “On, Sprocket! On, Spark-Plug! On, Speed-Olutch and Lever! On, Throttle! On, Tonneau! On, Coll and Receiver!” He halted, a hundred feet over the ground, | And down through the chimney he came at a bound, But all his arrangements were knocked galleyrweet as He hit with a bang ‘galnst the grate of asbestos, But many a plan wise old Santa ts rich in; He made for the chimney that’s over the kitchen, But the flue, as he learned, was a dummy, alas! Because all the cooking is managed by gas, Iv. The stovepipe he sought, this old obstacle-beater, But found In its place a nice modern steam-heater, . @ = And as in despair up the stairway he ploughed The Janitor bellowed: “No Peddlera Allowed!” With toys undelivered perforce he returned ‘To where his stanch auto's sweet gasoline burned, And I heard him observe aa he Shogged ont of sight: “Tt’'a me to tho loftiest timbers, Good night!” ens May Manton’s Daily Fashions, ° Blouse Waist with Yoke Collar—Pattern No. 6227, ‘ How to Obtaly There Pattern: Every fresh varias Son of the blouse is *r@ (0 find tte weld sve, Here is one rot he snvartest and besa (hat the season hag (0 offer, and which if adapied 40 @ variety oO materials and to @ ke@at Many combina+ uous, In the dustras uio white taftete wervelied With alllé. eth & Mer Of LURK. 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