The evening world. Newspaper, December 18, 1905, Page 15

WKN The Eve NAGG AND MR. —— By Roy L, McCardell, Where Can a Wife Ro Found Worthy of Brother Willie, the Dear Boy? O Alice Roosevelt ts going to bo married, Mr. | Nagg? Now, there would have been a nice girl for Brother Willie Oh, don't look at me in that manner, “Of course Broker Willie ‘9 too young to marry, ho belng only boy of twenty-four, and his time taken up with his boyish sports and his club, | the Jolly Pallbearers; and he is wader s terrible | strain as it is, for hé has promised me not to smoke | cigarettes after a: while {f I will give him $1 9 day every day while he is making up his mind: As for being young, well, I am eure I was only a schoolgirl with my>dresses to my shoe-tops when I married you. No, I am not saying I regret {t, Mr. Nagg; I am not * paying that, But when one is young how one ts deluded, and while I will |, Always contradict mamma when she says I will regret {t/still 1 could have done better, Mr. Nagg, I could have done better! Mamma ts prejudiced against you, Mr. Nagg, but you and she do not along together, and that is & teet. Of course a man files into « temper and doésn’t consider how he'ts hurt- ing & mother's feelings—and no one but # mother knows what a mother's feelings are! 4 To mamma I am stilt 4 ehild and che knows how youest, Not ¢hat you openly cruel or brutal, Mr, Nage, you are too oute for that; but there other ways of crushing a woman's heart besides brutality! / A woman likes a°tittle attention, she Hkes @ little appreciation, and a husband comes home and only thinks of bis own comforts and never sees his wife's heart is breakng under his neglect. T have hardly had time to sit down for week, what with ¢he Christmas shopping and getting and discharging five new. girla, end having to show them where (he things are kept and doing all the work for them because they pretend to be so stupid, and calling on Mra, Terwiliger on Wednesdays and at Mrs. Stryver’s on Thureday and seeing @ matinee or two and attend~ ing the Modern Mothers’ meetings and hearing a lot ot old maids snarling ‘and cackling, and going to two of Mrs. Heavytop’s Hours of Soul and Song. Oh, if ever there waa a soniid, grasping, ignorant/woman, with nothing | but her nerve to carry her on her career of wheedling money out of ei'ly | people, it is that fraud of a Mrs. Heavytop! \, She was exposed in Chicago,’ you say? Ob, she expinined thet per fectly to our satisfaction, and I think it was to hee credit. | She was lecturing'on “Soul-Base Versus Selfishness,” when @ woman) |} got up and accused her of swindling her omt of two hundred dollars; but! | as the money was paid back she was vindJoated triumphantly! Go there! | Tt is just like a man to try and drag @ woman down, Let aman do | everything that is wicked—deceive his wife and epend all his money and stay out late—and all you men will defend him and @bield him, But if a woman does the least thing wrong and tries to live it down, don’t men advise their wives to out her as soon as their wives tell them about it? | 1 am‘glad Brother Willie has as yet not broken any woman's heart, but qwhen the time comes for him to marry I know he will not marry beneath bin! It appears strange to me that millionalres’ daughters @hould marry for @fii noblemen whea such young men as Brother Willie and his friends, Robbie the Toad and Gneeste the Wish, who are nature’y noblemen, are not, ought out and given money to start them fm some high-toned business whore they will not, have to work, but can order underlings around. | But it is aq world, Mr, Nagg; it's a queer world! AN MRS. Teli nedk tak aad Just LOOK AT ALL ‘THE WALNUTS — NOWIF [ CAN JUST KNOCK ‘EM WHEE -E » THERES A LOT COMIN’ ° t wos ALL. BE COMIN’ DOWN = yow! Tey Lu | | PELT ME To | ‘ A Bunch of Farewells. By Albert Payson Terhune, Want) Myde Wi call tor Wurope Deo, % do an exianded stay te Paste, swith the tide floats Jamesy Hyde, Ne'er from our triple-plate eineh to {Phe while with streaming eyes depart? adh dear friend throws tim as he| We held it for years, but we've lost it goes forever, Boat {t then, Jim, while you've got a Mhe tollowing «004-byes: eS nak Harriman Farewell: — TH miss thee, Violets, Alexander Pereiell; . Phee whose labor-frutts I culled; Bivery eve in vain I'll search for ‘One whose leg’s an easy pulled. Ob, it grieves me, gentle Violets, — ‘That of yore I used to say: “Wow! wow! wow!” on all occasions ‘When I played you for @ jay!" “Good-by, little James, good-by! Don't ory, Httle James, dom’t oryt With both Hamilton and you ‘What will poor old Parte dot Bo good-by, Uttle James! Wily hight i Dummy Directors’ Porewell, nee f ‘ Frayed to atoma ts hig heaytl ) Mo0ali Farewell : Give, of, give dim back bis part uneay, mavourneen, the thin ice is Ot the/Bquitable neat! breaking, Chacllé Hughes has wredked the west, Phe horn of graft-hunters is heard on Back to dear old France goes be, Gest What luck for gay Paree! (Boat vanishes Francoward te tune ("Jn the Shade of the OW Panty the 171i; ‘And Hiighes from the Great Qnes some welrd facts fy shaking, Aiming uhkindly the Combine to spill, Have you forgotten our noble endeavor BEAUTY HINTS. . By Margaret HubbardAyer The Marriage Question---Again. Would have to prove your husband's infidelity, He Has Gold Mines, Betty: By Nixola Greeley-Smith. nn ees I) Deer wise creme omin; /\ i \ 7 Mave just Wolabed resding your article of this’ date, | Marry For?’ Man don't marry. They are married. Looking 24 °thla trum thin standpoint the solution of your problem 1s easy, as and in with » hand. man, a et mines f all ‘ Hi gE BEE i E F i '| prove of our matting, We gaged, I have a beautiful Le L, 8 You are much too young to marry, You should walt at least two ‘years, You should bo very sure about, the gola mines if they Interest you. Aus- tretid Ise Jong way off, He Passed Seweral Glances, Pits te young no “and have. been me A let toon earn of “ ¢ @ix months, or 80 ago I same While at was Introd nd geverat ew at me, thus y al rawing my atestion tows hk, My. entlomart, Who accompa » found tia, out and spemed rathe Bigptensed ry he took me jatalry, an 1 unr age a Cy tows then be calling ‘Then it brother, ba bee ert nv at i only, aa) rie Ip nothing to do. ithlesy you nerally an \ WALNUTS BETTW’S BALM FOR LOVERS.’ | Market N ‘ pound, His bright red face, soltilty and a re A Monday Eve ning, Decembor tie Boy Who Eats ‘Too Much; ' This Is What He Saw 1 MUST HAVE EATEN Too MANY GREEN | equally painful, Tavinke WEEN Y for the strongest and most sane} argument for p national theatre Yet offered ts that made by Mr. | James L. Metoalfe in the current num- ber of the Atl: Worth ‘Wnhih tte, “Ia the Mheatre 19 in Steel decidedly | Worth while, ‘The writer puts all ten of hia fingers on very: plain, and almost truths, Some may think him severe—he certainly te in clsive, but all must grant that he Js, on the whole, absolutely fair, Me points stead It too often sete an example in bad manners, equally bad pronuncla- tlon and other offenses to good taste | that oall for a school of correction, Mr. Metcalfe t# not unpractical enough, how- er pees oe a theatre whose Aim ts distin eduuoa' = tia even eitolts ait aie. mont 18 18 own exeupe when ment ia the hest of its kind, the bubbles refuse to ee Rog? when there t# no solid food, he insists that the theatre fs not worth while, 4 DRNHARDT ended her first week wiih @ bang-the double-barrelled hotgun bang that laid low “La. Femme de Claude.” She “cashed fn her checks,” ag they say out West, to the amount of about 92,000, acsoniing to reports from the oes, In the Dumas drama, Tbsen-ltke in tte eymbol- {sm of villainous woman and her pow- dey-and-shot reward, she waa cattish to the sharpened point of claws. The play kept ber always in the middle-ground; whe never roe to the heights. But at the afternoon performance of Racine's “Phedre” whe gave nearly the full fity- seven varieties of her stook of emotions. Sho pulled several new tricks out of her loove, astoninahing even thone whe had watched her In all her other roles. "Phedre” wes easily the finest mS of the week, one notable, ats r Sarah her for the powerfu porttayal of Theses ‘by M. jerauae. ppolite of M. de Max, while it amacked of the dressing-room an ed too a@bviously to the matinee h rwos full of fire and ‘os But, oh! those Ke costumes with Frengh trimmings #0 avewest the latest Paris atyles, 8 HRN told she was to meet Mark ‘fwain at the Denefit perform: ance for Jewish sufferers in Russia at the Casino this afternoon the tactful Sarah remarked: “Ah! I won- BES SIE ABBOTT ume- 9 .|Veasel marked “For Cats and Doan, der have 1 fevabie to tae cee ne 6 @ . PORGH C, BONTFACE, JR., G home from the Manhattan ttre, discovered a tall, vidual feebly sparciog fot the of, a lamp-post on @ q upher Broadway and weeping bl “Why the grief, @vod stranger?” quired Mr, Boniface. "Do you see that™ answered man, pointing to @ small stone dr! "You; but where does the come inf’ ‘The tears of the convivial one fo fa torrente a6 he replied: ‘ is ed ne thal ria anukly Be cats and that must ann from thirst bona Oar , bé WIDDLE-TWAD! to [ name of the new/show Joe Weber will give at Muslo Hall on Now Yearta Night ear Smith and Maurice Levy have is to be the heroine. She be ported by extra cross beama) thé hatr- ‘4nd | spired in the matter, and Ma: comes ty town Christmas ter Pan’ tt t¢ a clook that site on the alligator’s stomach; ‘The ites gerbread Man's” Mery Dragon ravenously of mince ples found in cupboard of the Duke of Ple, played by Miss Frankie Bailey. The monster in the throes of indigestion is eaid to equal f Hye Wind cf On" ot We fusay Woewe in “Wonderland.” aS “Hr is this for « true hard-luok enport, of “Wonderland: “Wednesday the ‘call’ went up that we wero to be banished to the ‘road;" ‘Thursday I was robbed of $900 worth furs; Triday {£ became the victim poisoning, and I've er since," oally fl MAKES FIRST APPEARANCE IN NEW YORK, ‘Misa Boesie Abbott, the American tirl protegee of Joan de Reeske, heralded far and wide a9 a prima donna trom the Pari Opera-Hovse with @ phenomenal voice, made her firwt public appearance iu Now York yesterday afternoon at Carnegte Hall with the New York Sym- phony Orobestra, at its fourth concert. ‘Taste in muslo and standards of judx- mistress of the art of singing, Marcella but the young woman went to the at- ‘tack 000] and smfling, surmounted the diMcult pasmages With apparent easq ‘and never once took her hands out of thet same ermine muff, It was with the alr and condescension of ® queen to & @udject that she put out her hand lo ment are not the «ame in Paris and|the conduotor while the applause was few York, as many imported eftiate| tinging, ve learned to thelr confusion. It &] Fortunately for her, Mise Abbott ap- likely that Miss Abbott will find her] peared jater in songs by Vidal, Tsobal- nithe not nearly #0 high here as there. She disclosed @ amall, fresh, well-trained voles of mood quality, except when #he forces It, Then the sweetness turns acid and the tone is shrill, @he scarcely will ee eed ews, ‘Tommy Tomato, @ bright youth, was vintting in Washington street to-day, making many friends at % cents a Juloiness indicated his careful hot-house itraindog. Quite a novelty at this time of}. fe has just be- | year to have a few old slices of a ripe tomate on your let- tuce salad, By the way, brisk and, white Boston preg Ae della short, curly leaves, at 7 cents a head, was doing & good business. String beans from Alabama, ot 0 cents @ halt peck, formed a novelty in the market. Brown 4 silced onion. and serve on top of the hofled beans, Fancy red plppins—the apple which mate the Ozarks famous and beloved— held 4 leype at 40 cents for a dozen, Mea} Trust will let you have a pound of choice foln lamb chops for 8 cents— quite @ concession, | Pifty cents for @ pound of meaty mushtdoms fs not had. oo The Beautifying Bath, HILE the great majority of women have neither the facilities nor the time to take @ full bath every day, nearly all can take @ sponge bath, which J all that {9 necessary for cleanliness. A basin, & spongé and a cork mat com- prise Use essentials, and five minutes’ application a day will keep the pores of the skin open and the body in @ heithy conditign, Tn order \o ive up to tho ideal, & Worn should be ex- qilaitely and bablrually clean, and rather averstep than fall short of the AR cag Sas standard, To ip ac~ to susplot if neat it a ‘. Mo pertect an a ; ‘ displace any of our tried favorites, even if eventually whe be permitted to join thelr ranks, One thing may be eald of Mims Abbott, howevgr, with confidence: No more etun- ning viston of youthful loveliness than she manitestly the very last word from Parts in art—with the sweeping train, the liege sleeves, gorgeous plumes in the hat, the ermine stole and muff, all set off with a splash of orchide in her gorsage, what mere man could begin to desoribe itt ‘With consummate anaunance Mims Ab- dott dhoss for her début the ana from Mozart's “The Megt Flute,” aporo- priated here of recent years by that vast bowsky and Biset, with plano accom- paniment, ‘These she rendered effec tively with teste and expression, and her voloe was not without color, ‘The symphony wae Vinoent D'Indy’s, for piano and orchestra, on the song of @ Brench mountednesr, In introducing Unguished artist who was the occasion to become aimply the orchestra, Mr. Damrosch played alone D'Indy’s “Helvetia,” a aim ple, sweet and lovely composition, Tn the variations on a Russian folie song, by Artcfboucheff, Wibtol, Lindow, Sokolow and Glasounow, and in the forest musto from “Slegfried,” the or chestra showed its mettle, At the repetition of this concert to. morrow night, Tschaikowsky’s great “Bymphonlo Pathetique” No, 6 will be played, ‘Tata “by request.” May Manton’s Child's Nightgown—Pattern with 2 yards of edging. 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