The evening world. Newspaper, December 16, 1905, Page 9

' The xtra! Extra! 6 bs e x Evenin Dopey MeKnight tas Gone to Work as a Street Santa Claus! the. Evening World's New “Chorus Girl” Series. # To-Day's Story Illustrated by AY, ain't “§ a girl foolish i} home where she i} haa to do all the housework, isn't allowed jj company or to be out | after) dark, and gets, a new dress! =) made over from | ; mother’s annv-| ¢ooked in ten cents’ worth of ftet-erme dye to make it a beauti-; i muddy brown? | “Think how she must regret all his when, led astray by misguided bition, she runs away from the me of her childhood, where every- ody seolds her for her own good! “Think of exchanging all this for empty triumphs of twenty dol- tv’ h week, good clothes and the! hance of meeting a Pittsburg miil- jonaire who wants to d{yoree a wornout wife and marry you! “And yet, In apite of all this, why [ IN girls leave home? “Ask me! “But for the stage and its glamour Puss Montgomery might be making} ixteeh.a month as a kitchen me- chanic with every other Thursday) out! I might still be in dear old/ Itoona packing dinner patls under he supervision of a scowling step- mother for six appetites in overalls, ‘epresentiig train crew of fast ‘reight No, 6, who want everything ried except ple and pickles. ‘Speaking of Pittsburg Steel Kings, amma De Branscombe says she \# lad that none of her dear girls have ained any such unenviable notoriety and a musical education abroad, “Not that Amy and I ain't attrac- ive, she says, 80 it must be because ain't bold, and we should be for that, although goodness the Condition of the Poor many a) with her folks—even Mr, Burlap, makes Jonah look like an under-| “Well, Mamma De Branscombe | Branscombe could stand, You never night we would have had to eat at | turns up sem{-ocoasionally with anj|study, ‘Member me telling you |had him blacklisted for that, but he | know what trouble is, she says, till home or else go supperless to bed, | {nvitation to dine that means as seit l abet him making a slow of us in| will turn on the gas stove without you run a furnished-room house, The “Even Harry Trimmers, champion | as he comes létting us go as far Méront of the Casino wearing a muff | lighting it, claiming the gas drives | problem of keeping the house warm compressor of coin, is imbued with! we like, |like Kubelik to protect his ragt!me | the cold alr out of his room and he is awful. Coal Js six seventy-five a the spirit of Christmas liberality,) “Dopey McKnight? Say, kid, Dopey | digits and setting tt on fire with his | likes to inhale it. \ton, and if Mamma De Branscombe and when the nervous orisis is|!s surely the original Patsy! He | cigarette? ' | “That was more than Mamma De don't lock it up in the refrigerator passed and some one else settles the |! ‘ iw oe one ot oer any-ent WILLIE WARBLER, & & & * the Chain-Lightning Poet. let us see some of your fifty-cent, cigars!’ | “When they are shown he adds “Gee! they look fine,’ and waves the waiter away with the gentle hint that there is an egg in the air and) he'd better beat it, | “Even Mr. Burlap, the coffee bro- ker, generally so tactless that he talks about how nicely he gets along with his wife when she is staying if she oan get hold of one, for ince these Insurance investigations verybody. with eight dollars is apol- izing. “It tt wasn't for Old Man Money- mn and Able Wogglebaum and Loule nshelmer still refining thelr mem- ership in the Soclety for Relieving WAL srt * rae Luncheon Talks With the Boss, TAO Cardy By Mark Madigan. : ON*T think becuuse rich men speak pleasantly to you that they are going to hand you out any red-hot tips on the stock market or show you a way to get rivh in a minute, Rich men don't do that as a rule, | and you are ‘only chasing a foolish deMsion if you think they are going to do anything of the sort. Rich men, as « rule, don’t think that any one who hasn't get money deserys to haye any, and they're generally right. The odds ‘are that if you saw a fine chance to make a pot of money) quick you wouldn't recognize it. If you did you would probably take your winnings out of your first successful venture and lose it Ih something else, it take# a long training in its company to know how to handle money, and the only men who ever hd\i on to fortune when it-comes along are men ho have worked and schemed for it or have irained their minds to the sful handling of @ legacy point. e wise rich meh all say that the greatest pleasure about money Is ding, but making it, and the events in the financial world from time prove that the only safe way to make it is to work for {t, and then / Ot always sure that some one smarter than you are will not take from’ you. ae story of that old station hand'in the recent news is the greatest) of how to get rich, He has never received over §75 a month, and) § saved $5,000 in thirty years of constant work, He was happy | ted till the railroad he worked for wanted to give him a vacation, | , MSAdoo: M&Avoy Resign their lofty ‘stations. This season brings but little joy To folks with Mé-inations. Georgie took his rebates ; L3 They were loaded to the gob; Up Hughesy touched em of and Georgie W \\ Lost. his “Nylic” job. et: te » Fur 4 CHRISTMAS. How awful at glad Christmas time, B This Hummel jurys locking up! Hm for should the.trial drag ‘they'll get il No chance to hang their stocking up! SS cJohn.Ds.and Rogers teeth nouw.closh ’ Rs In squealin , eet Lawson. ‘Far better that than peoples cosh Te exercise their jows on! \\ ‘Ke NN). @ had been leading the simple; successful lite sen “a Ca tew famove in a day because the right thing he had been ial that he became a curiosity, re ihn enpreyile _The Importance of Having a Fad. FOR LOVERS. ing #ome one. you like better later, re- main silent, beomuse you certainly will, BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer To Make Her Hair Fluffy. » HOME HINTS, Cream Cold Slaw. NE pint of cabbage, hopped fino; Put one-half cup vinegar on to boll ‘and. when it does put im the fol- towing mixed together; One-half cup sugar, Ono tablespoon flour, one eRK, small plece of butter; after It has hee up pour over the cabbage, eprinkle wit! salt and atir briskly; get away to cool, ‘Depe Betty: AM uw young girl keepli ys is @ police Tr Chocolate Pudding, | Pi ii ae O @ quart of milk allow a pint of w on bread crumbs, adi three exe, one rd ‘By Nixola Greeley-Smith.” x Sa WOMAN sixty-elwht years oll, who hed w a A Taotory all her dite, died the other day haviee's dn ™ deposit of $15,000 and 10 pairs of stockings, ‘fhe man- Mer of her life precluded the posstbitity of her wearing ali tho parti-colored and expensive hosiery that was found in nae og! Ite room after hier death, ri simply liked stockings, and oolleoted them, and prob. ably the was ‘hover Very°ushappy, I don't think the pos- seeuor of a genuine hobby ever In, i >, 4 great deal has been written about the “cussedness” of thanimate things, Not ao of the IMNite solace that 19 M. D.—The ta- strugtions in the following ety lly love the hi uany ket te Mba vee” edgy She Has Other Admirers, ‘Dear ' Hineteen, I have mate powdered), 1-4 ounce of each; eau de 00+ nyt 2 fhuld jogne, 1 fufd ounge; aloohot, ounces; tincture of cochineal, 1-6 fluid me, reat ater ele hn Cy Fad ounce; diattiied water, 16 . ci y mathe Mix and sqitate untfl solutioh ts com- don’t be too we re Denia. One, | He Libes in the Country, RG, J, Pit you will write me a yi personal letter melosing self-ad- Wi zona man rtd wh ves Greased and stamped envelope I in the country always a) (44 Nessgion tn the same will ddviae you i regard to a dentist, where he iver Lent also try to help you regmmding the other ‘gs bs rig with subject. GY 10. me And Has asked me Red Spots After Blackheads. With sher a8 her! yy iLDA,-A Nttle white toilet vinesar inn Fie mes-| Ly rutibod on the spot atter treating whe tlackhead would probably have nm better, Use the rec) as will bf 4 10 BART ane lflonis Pace «WOMEN ‘| almost ali seasonable . | materti .| box plaited effect at Gene Csrr. thelr hands, “Tha't why there are) fo dogs In the furnished flat distriot. I've even seen a dachshund under the bed keep a hall room comfortable’ “But a furnished-room house made cozy by canines fs too big a propeate on the side, i “So when Mamma De Brai found Dopey tmply inhaling the gas at hh, and he knew that meant to beat it, But he wouldn't take the) |hint, |T felt sorry for him, but,-Kid, tt ath my house; I-can’t interfere; : “Dopey didn't care; he never oats,’ \enyway. A fiv@cént pack of cigar- cttes |e ninety per cant. nutrinent,, he says. So Mamma De Brantcombe oceurred to her to lock up the “That was too much for Dopey. Ho swore he'd get a revolver and commit sulelde, only he was afraid he might shoot himself, and then he said he was desperate and the first thing we knew we would find him working somewhere! * “Sure enough,we wens out Christmas, shopping yesterday, with Mamma De |Branscombe’s hands tied Inside her’ muff to keep her from committing Gene (ARK | |kteptomante, and just as we struck ‘Broadway and Thirty-fourth we os heard some one shout “Merry Christe "JUST AS WE STRUCK BROADWAY AND-THIRTY-FOURTH STREET WE HEARD SOME ONE SHOUT ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS!’ IT WAS DOPEY PLAYING ‘ST, NICHOLAST’ * the roomers take {t out and pawn It. She's found {t's cheaper to burn gas-+ jthey can’t pawn that—but Dopey using it as smelling salte was the jlast straw, | worry of keeping the parlor orna- {ments from freeging and burating \s ; not near what it is in @ furmished- |room house, “If the worst comes to the worst in a steam-heated flat, you can hire a St, Bernard for the winter and warm up the apartments with animal heat. “This ain't no bunk, I’ve seen, four rooms and @ bath kept In a gentle glow by a docile Great Dane, and anybody sitting by the window can | “Even in a steam-heated flat the} | mas!’ “You won't belleve it, kid, but ft was Dopey with his face hidde® in a dense moes of shrubbery playing |‘St. Nicholas.’ “He wes ringing a bell and shout~ ing-- i “ ‘Sold agin and got the tin, See the money come rolling in!’ “Say, what do think? Dopey’ ‘believed the Christm@as box was a real chimney @nd that he’s working {t for himself, for he satd, ‘If business keeps wp good I'll go down in the colar and shovel up the money and blow you for sealskin packs!’ “Say, ain't he the forgiving slob? “well, my motto {s ‘Never strike a man when he’s down, unless you are sure he will never be able to get up again,’ ” call him over to them and warm 'D At whose touch the meanest of off'rings The Spirit of Christmas noted the spendl On gifts In the name of Bxpedience, He moved from the gifts of Avarice, the | And he came at fast where a heap more HE platted skirt ~ May Manton’s fn all ite varia- I tions is @ favor: tte tor young gitle and makes one of the most becoming of all styles. "This one is adapted to , and gives & the front that ts al- ways destrable, An hown, it is male of claret red camet’e hair stitohed with pili, The plaits are turned backs ward and peffehed in lengths, giv the best possible effect to the figure, while they fall in abundant and grace- ful folds below the Atitchings. Broadeloth, cheviot, serge and all wuttimg materials are in every way desirable, vile the model also makes & good one for the lghter wolght ma- terlals of indoor wear OWN into busy Gotham the Spirit of Christmas Day Fluttered one morn when Christmas was mote than a week away, In his hand was the wand of magic be carries at Christmastide, is straightaway glorified, Down ‘midst the Yuletide shoppers the Christmas Spirit came, Y ‘And he marveled sadly beboldng the deeds that were wrought in his name; The weariness of the worker, the travesties on good-will, And the emptying out of purses that laboring months must fill. ing of many @ hoard on gifts In the ane ener On gifts in the name of Duty, on gifts in the name of Gre On bounteous gifts for rich Display, on piteous gifts for Need, ‘The wand of the Spirit of Christmas touched many an eff'ting rare, And lo! at the touch they turned to dross ot melted tn empty alr, Spirit of Christmas Day, vast of lesser presents layt ‘A baby's cheap gift to tts mother, purchased with hoarded cents; ‘The gifts of true love to the loved one, heediess of recompense; ‘The gift of a wife to her husband, by countless economies earned; The myriad gifts In whose buying the sacrifioe-lasson was learned. ‘That silly of Spirit of Christmas! His powers begin to decay; His back-number notions debar him from place én this up-to-date day; For—Would you believe such nonsense? One touch of his wand eo light | Changed all these triftes to Magi Gifts in thelr foo) lonits’ wight! ———— Daily Fashions, Pinited Skirt—Pattern No, 5226, ‘The quantity of material required for the medium size (4 years) Is 61-4 yards M, or 3%4 yards 41 or 62 inches wide, Pattern 8226 48 cut in sizes for misses of 12, 4 and J6 yenre of aRe, Tall or send by mail to THU BVENING WORLD MA’ TON FASHION BUREAU, No. % West York, Send ten conta tn coin dr staimpe fOr eht Von unless you run it a a Kenfiel and not burning ‘It she shook a fig’ | “Then be “wasn't asked to mala,” was wp against it ti!) the thought The Christmas-Maker. \ By Albert Payson Terhune. i