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7 LITTLE PITTSBURG.” i c A Drama of Downtown, By Roy L. McCardell. es AOT 1, SCENE 1.—Carnegie's litgary. From the windoit can be seen tiventy-tico other, Carnegie tibrurtes, / ARNEGIB (solus)—Ah, ” well-a-day! Reputacions are /melting like snow, (ooks out of window) only, there! im't any snow! Thore way Cassie Chadwick who wok my name in yain-pwell, not exactly in viln, She forged~but soft, I made my money forging, too! Bul fors~ and steel— (Enter Schwab.) Sehwab—Uncle Andy, did you say that ‘the man who dles righ dies disgraced?’ Carnegie Yon, and some of my young partners are liv- roa ing disgraced, and they richly deserve it. 4 Sich'wab—Speakhog of E)tls Gorey now? Carnegio (relapsing into the vernaciiar)-Hoot, mon! He's fey! . Bohwab—Hoot? Yes, ¢; erybody is booting him; but as for the fay—-~ | Carnegle--T dinna ‘the Culprit Fay in this case. Listen—* Mooking Bird? sinall, hot one, and the cold bottle— dy, what's ¢he matter with Pittsburg? é the-tault o’ Pittsburg, Inddie! It's this sinful city! In Pitts- Higiit while making the siller, In New York tho Sohwad (hums)—“There'll be a hot time In the old town to-night!’ Carnegie—But, Charlie, fad, I hae the braw idea! Mon, {t's grand! Sohwab—What is it? Carnegie (talking United States talk again)--We can't get them to go back Pittsburg Woe will bring PHtteburg here for them! Carnegie (aside, hoarvely)—Curees on it! Is there no escape? (Quick curtain) ACT II, SQENE 11.—IAttle Pittsburg, New York, A high wall around loiner New York and the offices of the Steel Trust. A practical soot machine t+ furnishing a heavy fall of black snow, Bverybody is smoking stogies, add- ing to the sombre atmospheric pall... Everybody also wearing cellyloid Thothes and carrying dinner pails, A rolling-mill at r, rolling away, everybody muking money dnd tron, (Enter Corey.), Corey—Hi, there, Behwab! } (Enter Sobwan,) Schwab—The shipbuilding bonds are safe in the sife. Ode!l sent them back—- Corey—The child, they say, Is in Farlr Schwab—Are you resigned to yout fate’ Corey—It's fated 1 must resign. Bohwad—Well, after this life for officers and employees of the Bteel Trust will ‘We ea pure as sovl. Littio Pittsburg will bold them safe, No more the gay lite {the ‘great city! walter pliged it on the Corey—Say, & man might as well be in Pittsburg. Is there no way out? (Red fire, furnished by practical rolling-mill,) OU jnever, ance Society, When we got through pom Kangana “Jost ‘In @ painfully the Girl Posstiniet * oadstodl, roeeciis ° ve, neat-and her nerve!) Schwad-Yes, everybody says you are out! (Asbestos curtaln.) can please | the creme celery soup, the brook trout Ag we tried to flo i ql trom the Plains, gna u plating all along fer ‘mn j} Sut when we lure she couldn't undersi Naan i a URE ORIN ut rea mae? * _ THE GIRL FROM KANSAS. ‘patted “the eour| (Puftles jwe haven't en- Ne ornpained because the carriage Bohwab—Next! By Alice Rohe, “ y Blo,” aad the Girt by Leora Ochiltree, face on the’ whole re rn Py Ba ) aprendins themselves at BALM FOR LOVERS, in ing paper and forging fron is the difference between #tea)| - No ND ee Wik YOu PoncH MY “TALLY CARD, PLEASE ? writer, can't take @ joke. HOME HINTS. Sf > ome toe a eons Yl Dad Brut Coke, A Human Clearing-House. say that Smith, the yw he ean, Then he NE-HALF cup lard and butter, 1 dup bieapoors cornetarch, york sugar, 1 Gwp molasses, 1 cup milk 3 ewes, 14 teaspoon each of clove, | he) cinnamon and nutmeg, 1 teaspoon sod, | pinch ealt, 1 up chopped raisins, our ome! rants and oltrtm, Lemon Pie. Jute of one lemon, Add The Evening World ci ome Magazine, PAPA’S GIRL AW, Go ON Seno Ir up! ICAN TAKE CARE OF |T Ali. RIGHT! id saoeateedhoarscti She Tries to be Helpiul, but e. &% Falis Victim to a Cold Deal. Tharsdoay Evening, December 14 se By F.G. Long: Mi You. MADE Hy AMISTAKE ! STOP BOTHER: Me ! You BEEN HERt 2 EINE “TIME S INTHE AAST GRES-SIVE MEANS KEEP Movin’ ~ ARE youneP ? FIVE MINUTES ! ewe \ The Zemstvo’s One Best Bet. By Albert Payson Terhune. / Pea tend has decided on Prince Dolgorouki as Successor to Czar Nicholas — HE cable's strands are snapping and its anchor cords grow fuky \ Attempting to spell "Zemstvo Sobor’ and then “Dolgoroukt;” iH Disseminating tidings of the dual falling-star-oviteh } Of Russia’s luckiess Great White Caar and eke the Small Pink Cxdreviton, Think of the revolutionists’ tremendous vodka-thiret From yelling: “Hoch der Emperorskoff Dolgoruski Firat!" ‘The throat ts strained, the lungs are sprained. It's fearful on the pharynx ‘To think of nameg like that a-pereolating ‘round one's larynx, Oh, fodlieh Zomi Sobor! You have overlooked a bef! You missed @ chance to land a trick the world would ne'er forget, For ages Russia's groaned ‘neath names exceeding hard to call, Like Ponlatowsky, Gortchikoff, Petronoviteh, et al. \ While you were doping out a king you might have found a name To sound less like a grippe-cough In the trumpet biast of fame, Why not have picked a Jones or Brown or Spoge or Migga forthwith, Or pin the job to some one with the cognomen of Smith? Or, while you folks were seeing some great man to follow Nick, And-had the whole wide universe from which, to take your pick, If you desired a real live Caar the nation’s awe to earn, John D., MoCarren, Murphy, or Odell would serve your turn, Oh, Zemstvo—Zematvo Sobor! Bay, you fellows fell down hard! You've picked an “‘Also Ran" and missed the “sure things” on the card; As future Czar Geloctora you are wurely on the punk; ‘ ‘The Zemetvo Sobor's acts would he more worthy Zemstvo Drunk! foo WOMEN ~ WHAT DO MEN MARRY? By Nixola Greeley-Smith. ATRIMONY and yellow fever move in epidemics, Quite recently the ranks of my masculine friends and acquaintances have been fairly decimated by the former compelling scourge. Having met all their brides found most of them to be less pretty, Intelligent and leas woll-bred than half a dozen other Women friends of the Mt oceurred to me to wonder, for the hundredth | men marry for, anyhow. I don't mean to ques- why they marry, leaving that to the Shawvian sohoots, | ‘The reason for the irrational knot @oes not interest me 60! ‘much ag the strange groupings that result trom %. Why 19 it that men sneer at beautiful and clever women | and then turn around and marry some little per to the casual eye ts absolutely devold of etther ot beauty, | only way 1 ean account for It fy that the mood mat- ® particular man at a particular moment and to do with the individual woman who becomes | the nearest thing to propose to, not necessarily promote matrimony, But propinquity & mab says to himself that he must get married, is) | | | fm responsible for most the #toge lover, " enmeé of the Pratenin caste and had of A masculine star, pussled, Then he sald, with vague but Propingulty! And that's a darned good ‘at that tlde Ih the amare of men which taken at the f 5 - ‘wormen and tine ‘Pro-what-quity?”” gasped “Propnaultyy’ vepeated the gil, f\ Fire ' Z banat, 7 yf ig wl Like Jullus Caesar, I've went fn’ Qurned me britches behind ma!’ BEAUTY HINTS: By Margaret Hubbard Ayer ITH the prospect of “the divine one” as a tent ehow—Sarah de- fying the syndicate under can- vas down South—the visions of her in “Adrienne Lecouvreur’ and “Angelo” are somewhak dimmed by the tears of taughiter, Th was, however, a very fair day's work, beginning at 2.25 and ending at 1,8, that ehe performed et the Lyric yestomay, The matinee wag stuffed to the doors with womantsnd of all ages, but re Was a vacant box or two and some empty chairs in the evening when the sidewalk a@peculatora huddled to- gether for close harmony and rendered thak Youching ballad, “Stung."’ While last night's audience kept the wolt a very long distance from the door, " lo” proved the weakest drawing card that Bernhardt has dealt, The fact that the French artiste gave Victor Hugo's play for the first time exched ome interest, but Httte emthu stasm, To begin with, (t never #trikes the sympathetic note, and except for the moment that Tisbe, the actress, faces Catarina in the search for her lover, there was Mttle to quicken the Dulee, In this play fhe customary French triangle goes itself one better and becomes a quadrangle, Tishe being the mistress of the tyrannical Governor Angelo, and both Tisbe and Angelo's wife loving Rudolfo, When the ‘hus- ‘and, with what rare and wonderful Ngiteousness that goes hand in hand with the Frendh drama, has his eyes opened, he condemns his wie to death, although her ein has wopped at a ain- le kiss, ae Lacks Development. D. Blt ig no easy matter * todevelop we figure in spots, and the internal pbelp of which yoa (‘s specially for the development lof the hust; Exter. monmied: Bpermacetl, 1-2 ounce; lanolin 6 ounces; mutton tallow fCroatity, tried 2 ounces; coeoanut oll, 4 ounces; tino- tract of eroll, 20 y a any sort of cream and rub gently on at night. To Cure Red Spots. : G.I the pimples are gone It Is a Breat step forward, The red spots will disappear after a twhile, If fot, use the lotion I give you a recipe for: Melt together $ ounces of pure land 2 Tisbe, Uke @ good actroms, saves the wife DF giving ther a narcotic, but Ru- dolfo, believing has been poi- #oned, sada Tisbe for pains, Cata- Toa wits up and takes notice just ag Bernhardt in “Adrienne Lecouvrear” and “Angelo,” We Sarah Bernhardt as Adrienne Lo couvreur, fi De Max as Rev. Pere Dominique, storm, As end approached abe the tl made one feel the very presence by jer outburs against tl pace brought « gasp from the Oba WU AEPETERAS LA Tiss picks out a nive lounge whereon she can die comfortably, The whole affair wae rather dreary, crudely Staged and distinguished ohtehy for the Doautiful poses of Bernhardt, It served to show her, however, in lighter moods, where her eajolery and comedy wero delightful. A new wide to M, do Max's obaracter-acting was also brought out in the pale of the masquerading who Ja the treacherous cause of al trouble, Mme. Banblere was excellent as Catarina, but it wae as the Duchess in the afternoon that she gave beat proof of her powers, Mme. Bernhardt's version of “Adrienne Lecouvreur,” while it naturally gives her full swing, dragged Wotully in places. There were two su- preme moments, however, to which eel a cl when, looking like n ieinten 0) and seized with « , unreasoning fear and foreboding, because of the Drochess's threats, she whispered, “I'm afraid!’ and moving backward trom her y lover, Mer wild il, struck against her Ing she had not heard. ay of terror changed to one of hysterical joy and relief when she turned amd threw herself into the man's arms with that abandon of which fa capalble, A In the last aot, t when the father i confessor has faked hor fo repent ter Hit Zutek “etusstienin Sut “ fore death ") rouses the demon in| drowned out the her her by Attacking her “abomi l@ pro- | sarah pr led to dle backwards - fession,”, whe justified her act Inia flow lout the ald ofa net, oF passion that took’ the hopes ‘by ° CHARLMS DARNTON, Engineer's of Railroad Flyers, H® engineers who run dighteen-record, saya Leroy Scott in the Aerts hour trains and the crack ex- presses of other roads, are at the head off their profession, They are chosen by seniority; the oldest man of a grade that qualifies hits for such servies is offecsd the rum, | If he wants {t he takes, refuses it, Of course he sun the best train on the badge of distinction, It is @ long journey to the cab of one Sarah Bernhardt as La Fisba Mme. Barbler as Catarina can Tilustrated Magazine, Here ia the ‘bare outline of the rise of one, amore or Jens typical of the rise of all. He ware fireman for five years; nowadays a man tue to fire ten or & dozen yeare © before he gots his engine, Then he was given a ewitching engine, and for 4 ited cars about the railroad yay sometimes on ‘his engine ngines, and most of the men grayed before they get there, and some are grandfathers, Pull counts) for nothing-except the pull of good Ma y Manton's Daily Fashions, Misses’ Eton with Vest—Pattern No, 5224. The quantity of material required for 21, 1% yards 4 or 1% yards 68 Inches wide, with 1 yard of alle for yest an and 5% yards of banding. for long hours each day; was promoted to a slow sigt ant was. rom 6 in morning til @ at night; then he e promoted to a fast freight; then to a Jooal passenger; then, by slow steps, to 4 rdigh Og tiem! Cu the mada of June, at fifty-one, to an engi the elghtean-hour train, isdaie HE jaunty Bton T coat fs & fay orita for the young girls as well as for the more ma- ture women, and ts to be noted mado in varlous styles, Hore is ofe of the 1a prettiest, and tha¢ Uy Includes a narrow vest, @ wide collar and quite novel sleeves, As shown, it to made of dark red Venetian cloth combined with alli, % while the trimming by \s straps of the ma- is terial embroidered iH with simulated bute tonftoles and held é by handsome bat- « but is on available model and can be utilized tm many ways The vest and cuffs ap> propriately could be of velvet, of alll embroldered dh some simple dealgn, of the richer Diane darin embroideriog * or of cloth bral is or, indeed, Bra 3 most any conttmate / ing material makes a good 4 while for the se Itself all seasonable guitings are appro: priate, | yords cuffs, tif medium sige (16 years) te 9 amd 2 1-2 ounces white wax; add ounce balsam of fir, and when It begins to cool stir fn 1-2 ounce carbollc acid, The. adiition of balsam of fir to this ih stoned 5,224 is cut In sizes for girls of 1/, 16 and 18 years of ARe 4 Call oF send by mail to TH’ EVENING WORLD MAY TON FASHION BURBAU, No, 2 West Twenty-third York. 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