The evening world. Newspaper, December 5, 1905, Page 17

Tries to Interest Him in Important Matters, but a Mon Only Thinks or Cares for His Friends and His Pleasures. Tus goea Mrs, Btryver tn her carriage. Of course, send the same driver every time so she can prétend it's her ptivate coachrnan, if I were that kind of woman, cheap, snobbish, sbathy | gentesl, putting everything on my back ahd nothing to eat on the table but prunes and pork, you would appreciate me more! When you are dn the house, which ts but seldom, all you care to do is to Jay around reading and smoking, and neatly killing myself to make you comfortable, when won't even get Up off the sofa to look out the ‘window at a woman that {s the laughing stock of the neighborhood! Sho leads poor Mr. S@tryver an awful life, fussing and uartelling with him all the time! But he thinks the sun rises and sets in her, nd except for the time he threw a Jamp at her, or when she does make him lose is temper and he drives her out of the house, they never have a word! ‘The Dubbs are getting in more coal, Do, you know the Goal men won't even At on cho widbwalk till they get thelr money first? I saw them drive away its ‘who are boarding at Mrs, Dubb's must have good thing Mr. Dubb didn’t get hold of the monty, He cent can Iny hts hands on tn drink, but you would dle if you Mrs.FCheapskatt is thade up these days, her lips painted til they mouth were bleeding, end she's had her hair touched ap again! ‘s what she callait, but it's plain dye, on has. ‘ her on her beautiful heir, for it there ever wee { Mra, Grinch; but she’s such @ hand et charitable Work and edite “Kind “our club paper, #o, As all the women ure afraid of her tongue, they never @ won! ; I despise Mrs, Cheapstatt, but when I kissed ber I saw as plain as could be hat she was wearing a transformation, ‘t you know what @ transformation ist Wetl, the ignorance of you of, exrtorontinn I praca & wi and he vie wy Me. Cheap- dit Is phe tries to dye what little halr she has at houw, and can’: ger it to! teh In tint with the false, ‘The people who Ive next door to mamma's house in Broolayn say that the oust next to them has a damp cellar, and mamma thinks you ought to go over here and notify the Board of Health; she would fo it herself, only she Gossnt to interfere with her neighbors, because she chased the neighbors ‘nildren off the sklewalk they have been hiring ruffians to stone her house! Nonsense, you say? Well, Mr, Nagg, @ messenger boy pasved the house and row a baseball against it and caught ft again, and mamma expects any day to ‘a Black Hand letter, and doesn't wam Brother Willi@'to come near the house use he aenat!ted a bricklayer, and the man, forgetting Brother Willie is only a ‘ef twenty-four, and mot etrong, threatens to have bim arremed ag #0on as @ gots out of the hospital! 3 Mamma says Brother Wille choked her beceuse she wouldn't give him fifty ta, but he must haye been just boyishly joking, and ehe ts afraid the Mack land wilt kidnap him, so I think you should go over! ‘The paper ts coming off the cetling in the parlor and the faucets are leaking the bathroom. I think you might fx them! Where are you going? Downtown? good is 6 home to you, Mr. Nagg, when you never etay in it? The Fortune-Teller By T. O. McGill, invited to tale @ ride a a THE WEATHER DOPE, Rural weather prophets are busy consult. fing nature's variour Gigns im onder to forecast the winter—News Item.) UT spake, with wetghty dignity, ‘The rural Weather Man, Doping out chunks of propheces, And thus his forecast ran: id “The birds few earty South this fail, And that, 60 I've been told, Is # eure warning to us all winter will be cold. “The groundhog roamed abroad till late, ‘The files are still in swarm, And those are sipns, a5 sure as fete, ‘Thla winter will be warm, ‘Dhe rabbit's fur from head to tall Te doubly thidk this year, And that's ® sign ne'er known to fail ‘That xero monttw are near, “The goosebone th » pallid gray, Without one fleck of ¢ark, Provlalming that by New Year's Day Spring grass will line the park, ft Jan's her carriage, but Just @ hack from the livery)’ stable, but It makes her so mad when they don’t) Why don’t you get yp and look, Mir, Nagg? T suppose) ‘The geese fly southward in a 'V,’ ‘Tho have left the erick, From it's clear as clear can be, Sharp weather's coming quick,” much for me, ont impatie: q ee aa ~ And early, tanty spring!” A. P. TEREUND, t ie tt os ons ae. WOMEN AND DOGS, . By Nixola anh irene f o takes my. blest. he SERS Bas hy S- bere pati s — { | Well, 8 husband, he” will be Hable “Well, I see you're back again, Did you enjoy your trip? ) “Yeu. My wifé didn't eo.” years me hy he has fault onlay water. Tia ene think Hs ‘Guia ia to Wander Sunday morning from | ' ; the new books or give her a year's ‘an at) night int which he bas lost! You have enough to marry on if the subscription to some interesting maga- " ro ———— ys Ano Stow sini--Shae = AN — IV. = Miss—Do you think @ man with ten wives can bo henny? Imwyor—Well. he has ten chances to CB: er WOMIEN ' BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. all his pay, or he may have $200 or $3 girl ts a good housekeeper and econom- | wine, Otherwise @ of other men’s’ pay, That is, if ho ts |loal, \a confirmed poker fiend, If not you might es well marty him @s some other maa with @ less tolerable habit, To Marry on $16 Pen AM ‘ twenty. & young man -noven years old’ and am {a-love with & young alx years my pen apie for would Roh poo, whether or not I T am only makin week and have only the bank. FOR THE HOME, Abing at hand as ithe baila of soups, nwt coct| Sage Tea Lotion ee. i A We have Nal further I thought I in the matter as joliare Aa four dollars rT dD BILL FER THE GAS REGULATOR TYPEWRITER ¥ a , + * YOUR SUPPLIES #6 pi. ALSO FIRED! aac! YOURE Firep! Ti rit ash T thouaht vou were «o- ® big tellow! Ing t the bank I woul «ive you a Hippo—Yes, I guess I don't stand any|bunch of forget-me-note instead of @ caance of being a fockey, do I? Fone, oandy, or, if you ob; a Her Christmas Present. Dear Betty; ty Ae u years of and have "Heapity ‘company with ‘h aout iy of the #ame age for months, dur whi! sve corresponded mith her to D 45 marry her as 7 Lam twenty-one years old. I for a Cron couple to iin "for hele regularly, although er only six Or caus on ike go her a Christ Dealt Ge pansies. a8 to what It shall be, What, would you suggest as something suitable, Sty moa limited and therefore could not afford anything luxurfous. PD, u If sho feads much, buy her one of o ould make no differ~ ence, (2) No, it ts not proper, “A Fair Exchange” ls Brish and Bright. 8 Bob Howe, ‘Wall street clothing, gives “Bob" @ finlahine touch {n the way of a drtule that would swamp any sailor, and, with Nis bet looking like very easy money, “Bob” 1s led into @ bedroom to sleep the sleep of the “Jagged.” ‘This is the most human character In the play, and it 1s noted with a realism that smacks | ( ot experience by Mr. Geo Paraous, A lady Sherlock comes in before the F. M. Roos as Cliffe Austin and smoke Js out of the room, and, with ® ylance or two, not to mention a snift, Claire Kulp ae Lily Belle Sturgis, iy tho table, sho guesses the. whold { , story, Nancy Joyce dotes on, "Bob, O™ point {n Mr. Henry Blossom’s | soused or sober, and she goes into. the 4 | favor |. A A‘ ‘¢/room with more charity than divoretion, + F is that he evidently doesn't | Toamn With mors ah AO rey Shien | aapire to write "the great Amert-| iernandes' furnished the claws, divines | oan play’ for which managers are say: | what ls oe, on, Ain Hi sayy benny log their prayers. He tan’t taokling | feputetion Cliffe Austin—and now f} anything too big for him to handie, and poy hea shine ate eamee i he cannot, therefore, be oharged with | fire-esoape and back upstairs just ha false , He makes no attempt scandal threatens her fair name, Misa | to either the public or himself, ee Chanaes Olney played the part in a way} same that left some doubt as to whether she’! bd toe Revie "Seah a, Whee, ) was worth all the troubl While “A Pate s Exchange,” whtol’) “Clits, who knows 10 Ratzenjammer,, | went smoothly at the Liberty Theatre| goes to Larchmons, one Ber t) last night, Is not up to “Checkors’ tn | ANP his alster. from, Deli 20d | oharacter bite and originality, it ls alby the mercenary Lamghonne, wiiom | Mr. John Flood sirugeled to make re-'! spectably villainous, Incidentally, that! noble Cliffe, who has come from his scenea, with muffcient toushes of every-| chaste Wesiorn ranch to regulate wicked | New York, wins the piping little in- | day wit to Insure its success, ye cast by taking the place | The piece starts off with a poker Stn dey. dog in we ‘affections, Miss ‘bright and for the most part brink little play, halting only in ita love fit H run rather wild, but "A Palr Rixchange’ » js lively and natural in {ts humor, tht | t say “sporty,” and, taken for whag it is Worth, no pobbery, ¥ CHAIRLES DARNTON. game fn tte early morning stages that Cate Tae yi) this Ty Bele DH must appeal to any one who has ever | GUly lah degree, and the - change came about when she went to } cards, Of tho players, “Bob” | Gitite and hig slater, Ih the matte per ‘# the one touch of nature that | son of Miss Lizzie Auten, Dalles, was | whole house kin. ‘The ewful y mea eree Pode to Lily e's commu the game and the sideboard n ASF ersy ¥ pone pret betes 9 him’ a wreck. He sits limp | Pniiishman, who coffee spilled evel Is white ¢ . In the manner born, ed, with thet unmistakable |i ‘shared with, Mr, Parsons the come er vaca oe ae | tet iaoear with Tess uel In his blond neokile; but he to ite 5 eas n Id, was easy and gracetul to ask “What are we playing fort” pagent | Tero, ho was called and other pertinent questions from time | “dear fellow’ and “the salt of thy to time. earth” end stepped nT} jhe back until 8 for. ‘The aloohot tn his sporting ttood toads | phe plot acs counter-plots of the play iim to make @ $2,000 bet with his host, Walter Langhorne, that his yacht will win the cup’ at Larchmont tn the after- noon, Langhorne, who le a wolf ih Nordica and Knote in Tame Performance of “Lohengrin,” ‘What a pity that a wmoan has to be ditional’ Hines. Kpote, who was tha) old enough ‘to be her daughter's mother | heyo, etlotad the pre and sometimes tha) she can impersonate greatly one u re was jacking in his ime) 5 personation that subtl The thought was in\the alr of the pes oF gre be 4 iwht drab bag! Metropolitan Opera-Ho' last night, ‘ @ black one, and Gorita, ag Mr. Conrled presented \tor the first |struck ihe’ alate neta” takow wat ne this eenson “Lobengrin,” with|King and Muhimann as the Hera Nordica ag Disa. The American prima by Plagiemppe iid Hertz conducted, whose high place among he fond tot "guite In” Une upetochote, ex world’s dramatic sopranos was estab: | York medaeyal style, with the mort tongs, ably eS! gaat, ats gies height of her development; yet | iorus was mnekenefete x and Ort due! in 1 hard tq maintain the iusto of her as ranks unmoved and immovable. The house Was well fille second act, but halft hig this one te ver, generally becom and {s partiousarly we! Mked for fannels an other materials wf cold ex Weather, although | con be utflized tor washable ones with pers dot succiss, ‘The yok fe cut on bevoming linew and the oiain back anit | tucked filonts combine most satiotact ori y, while the box plait at the front gives the un- broken Ine that is al- ways desirable at that polnt. The sleeved aro quite novel, with derp cuffs that are tuchst Aingpnallky and closet by meens pf ornam- Gr @ shirt walst ‘HEALTH AND BEAUTY. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, toy as evbaee on rte RS. G. P.M every it, and massage cal) Hey petit tata aca Mothing but a la Vapor, B~Ammonia vapor has been ats. you would like to “covered to be tho vost disinteoi~ try It: Alapbol,two| 4 « ant for use in cares of cholera He i green toa, |or diphtheria, It will free a yoom from ‘ounces; garden| germs in two hours. | dwo ounces, Hout it to an. tron| For Brittle Nails. whioh can be britt'e finger nails 1s Mt the foot every AWill darken the tn night vaseline or dip bien warm sweet oll, This will cause them to grow hotter and they wil) not spl oh APRS an Se et tal buttons, and loops. To this case dark ret flannel {s made over tho fitted ining, but all ihe season's walstings aro appibpriate, and tho ning oan be used or omitted as individie. may declie The quantity of tale- iad required for we medium size Is 4 yor a, $14 yards or 4 yards H Inches wide, Patiora 5218 is cut in sizes for a %, Hy oh 8 and © ine bust measure Tucked Ghirt Waist-—Pattern No, 5218, e ae PALA “o { Gall or send by mall to THY EVENING WORLD MAY MAN: TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 2 West Twenty-thtvd New York. Send ten cents in coin of stamps tor ese patina rr oa «LAPORT. Ta Write your name and address plainly, and al ways apecity size Ww: Hew to vA A y — r] ott a ‘ e