The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1905, Page 9

4. Ma AO niet ipalligebhenentlorke Lipa ediatineeeatio net ‘(eho Door Laity To Prdcnd to Way Bridge WIL Khe Sunt Bore Kvoren|* f < Pheg Only Wanted ty Belittie and Rumiliate ters ON'T speak to me, Mr. Naga! Wo not evr speak to! mo again! ‘To avoid scandal, the world shall nottr know bow I have beon bumiliated: 3 wil) atuy un- your roof edid bear my sorrow with a emiling face! ,. To & man the shattering of tis highest ideain moans | otamg, but 10 @ woman it 9 2/1, and, besides, 1 havea WHAT A \CHARMIN @ Voice! BET SHe’s A PEACH! LINE 15 BUSY,~ SHALL CALL ju? LONT SHE ON'T get peovinh ix things are nog going your Way)” 4 DIVINE! D Peeviahness iy 0 sigh af bad noredn or weakneas. and. people: p Are hostile (o you in the eaabliahment oa Worry yoo when you irritable, he ‘Things don't. go. amoo\hiy for anybody all the time, and the one the temper ia the oue who recovers from the solar plexus of the day's gt quickest and are genetily on their foe: When the referee is counting t Halt the trouble that most people have ts imaginary, and no one te WEEK: a Wiro-Drama dressmaker in use, and unless youstand right over | peer Xs WHAT NUMBER DIn You SAY por rd i Monk shy gerd) aac lis | It 1s very easy 0 conjure up a wrong, but lt te menerpily a hard {thing exoept to rain expensive thaterint, } a , E eat rae Wea asdecpeadoadnttyd ght yt gees ‘ ‘You are mostly right In thihking you ary not getting what fs coming ou prey ig ortever in your bona tad t a yo on / you—few of ws ever get what is, coming to us, But if you're on the fugh te tame bustling, cheerful, Sorthe ‘aieht, uncomplaining, u and really want to make a touchdown you haven't got Ume te Stop and) h re , , } for your wrongs, BN rene ts halle eandr Oh, Mr. Nagg, bow can . "Don't let any One ses you cross, ever if you have. Just reagon for bet you ask such a thing? When only last night, in this ‘While you are cross your opportunity may be coming along and get yery house, beneath my own roof, you saw me humil- ened at your preheat thc Nhe we jie pa } oie fated to tears by your friends! YOUR friends, Mr, Pagal In these days o! igations ol are lucky we don't go Not MINE. ' the questions tha: some of ua ere being asked Would make the angel of pes I hoods home in B (eevish, But you don't ee ws losing our tempers and making any more Niesir? pis te cout aunee ar ote papa. oan paves than we have to. We learned to smile and bide our time long before we my own good 1D Mt le tuo tates On, “will be Bosses, haope home, Rage thar fale promists of who When Gen, Grant was before Richmond he jad around quite awhile m he out loose on the one big job of shooting. One day a Genoral came 'to bi I stayed in my happy home rather than to have listened to . - - and sash: ’ wn Tniria'ct lets at ee neoeMhe An ead tort Kase tn Brownie 5 ‘ . A “T am tired of this delay, and tt I don't get orders to do something such large family that 1 tad ¥o/sleop tn the buck : QUITE, WELL) OH!-waat rs coon tam going back heme” * His ‘ cousin Kate's hushand uged to have. frien poker én Che front THANK You, SIR! JIS - Lovauy Vioers! Grant Qooked at thé man and guid: t after night, and I was going mad for aloep. i “General, don't get peevish,” or words to (hat effect, "I have tro) 60 back to my mother Daw, for my dear hes gone to tiie tong é pi val Ron lly aye lpn vv yathy alle Hoghhecs 've got Or bao but maguma and I simply oan't get along together, beckuse we are wo at ? , i ‘ ee esti rele tanh thik thing apples tothe establishment, A ler of times you may wonder why the head of the Gepurtment doesn't do this or that and get peevien ‘about ft, and thon have te apologize if you give vent to ft, for he may not have the ammunition, and you'll be sorry you spoke, i ot The Office Boy: His Grouch, an —F dr Had to hold down, my duties for @ >” For her very worls to me were, “If you sbould eee him as | eee him et last and Wave him, I would never forgive you éf you took @ penny of his!" \ "Don't be a goose,” you sayt I have been @ goose #0 long, Mr. Nags, that I im used. to It, but all 1s over now between us! What's the makter? What's the MATTMR? Oh, Mr, Nagg, dp not ‘ypoc- fisy to insult and neglect! Didn't you bring that rake, your bosom who pretends to be an invalid, Col. Wilkins, to this house Inet might? Difn't you Remeceriiis: Dentlente woenpialen, Rs, TOWN 16h sekaoneive: Sak tens turer? §/ Didn't both of them, with felgnet politeness, inatst on tenching me how to play bridge whist? Didn't Col. Wilkind just <o make @ show or me, in the very erate insist of my laying down hand fece up on the Hoard wad let him ir keep on day. p ri At J.qras to throw ap ery fob to | He gels @ hundred por for strutting | y feat ¢ ‘ nine domars, goon as I was gone! And keeping lots of new ideas on be te crowd sro all @et wise to thelr Aas ace has toe es fauit eat By Whon I objedid, because T have won sf prises at progressive euchre, aldn't orn BorToW, all of take sides ageinst me and say Col, Wilkine was right? It'e all right for thet ¢resh stenographer | And writing letters, What a lead-pipe T.did not Mind them; I always told you tho#e two men were wretches, because To call me down each day before the snap! : they pretend «0, be so respectable! But to think my own husband should sido bunch, Him and the test are clvi) as can be o ‘who'd tell those Mes |* TO one another, but it makes ane tired ab sie shes ove, To have them handing out such talk to ‘When she sneaks "home "thout coming back from lunch? ‘The clerks ate sore because I've got against me! And yet, why should that be surprising? You side against me in everything. And, then, when I threw down my cardé and burst into tears and @rlered them out of my house, what did you say? You begged me to be calm! Calm, Mt, Nagg! Catm! Oh, newer shalt I tory: that.on forgive tt! Have you $10? I have to get four more yards of that akon WILL YOU HANG UP THE RECBRIVER AND BECOME me As “Fogarty, anhe up or you'll be © fired!" ty Jt ever there should be another war ie to make & jacket! ‘ MRS. GOFROX? aren re PTAs sont tough yat| You bet TH eat it to the battle ling gir n sy oy And when [ve led my troops throug ' His‘One Best Reason, Not What She Meant, They're a ram ah tn cletlen; ™ Bon Rd oy BO the ‘peoull dies HE former head of 4 targe private y gh; *panditeivtin eee sobeol ts Cleveland wens entie-| Jonbing ther erte aod Wrapelie."vowt | At make me gen'et, ban aii thelr Jaga. Dory ‘hen there's the bone: He (thinks he's | And buy me medals for my lack of fear the whole show. , Amd then I'll lead parddes on @ white ~~ was a Vermonter an | tes then ana Ueader One tn the T guess, gt home, he isn't such & s A y food bia mother called C4 fn pA y te) eis) j a eR And, pA: a. by the ¢renaied C | yard, where a é Hls wite called ones'to come chee \ <r Ueet bora to cay Ge teeta tte dough: Phar otto teint to. al a a vasa Sexy Ant gos! Bhe Ial him out to beat de manager and clarks Will jo A stand 0a) Dutoh, b iq h I heard her; tor the keyhole of his den eat? banc Wh Fogarty!" vf Happsned fo need somie dusting ff | hey'tl scream and ond. he bs i: then, tI | tan ine oh. Ootna ols tho hadhalk ents Ana FH glace “up and drawl ke £ i Y/ ini j SATURDAY: \ . ‘ ! Me 4 Lil if Tn the whole place and Grawing the | ..y,,, Sammon folket Shut up or youl <f10W came you to be out of work | the evil’ Nobody thinks that’s “You see, ma'am I uster raise dodos, |" “T don't care," rial ee mother since they becasme extinct my iiekly, “It's making light of sacred = ipolled. ing: a t Teast pay. be fired!" } | Lowish that stuok-tp manager just once A. P, DERBUNE, PAGE <> WOMIEN eS ; } THAT INEVITABLE WOMAN'S CROWNING GLORY COSTS HER/ABOUT $75.|. BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS, Me » MARRIAGE QUESTION. -—zpgae di (om Hud St Maen ce t > _..By. Nixola Greeley-Smith. ay? | (Qiks (i) Dt ia acid | | a not aco how che. eee: | ‘ PHN T sethee to ‘the mney aubation in should a wife , ; opera emmeeaaescoumuen end i ; 1 | W Ca ae Se eee “They Meet on the Train. ol RSTHRDAY we bad a letter troff « r Y who wag worry because she gouldn't An Indifferent Young Man, 1) oe woman 7 myereit Z “ad ey id {thie matter. brings us a wall & wife apparently Dear Betty: sorry phe f# one, , AM a trl of elahteen, and'wan gee Which recalls some ers ae agra taps toe ] Ing wih @ yours man three years young man who asked him or he manny ov) my sénfor, I went out of town @ month ago, and he asked me to writ i remain single, "De either and you'll regret it” ‘This discouraging aphorism romaine the sum of human wisdom on maiirimonial question, ‘There are people born to get married, The king Hf of people who, tale 1c¢-cold bathe in January ene tell you when the mercury ts below pero that it's a fine day, to him, h I did, [ waited & wy Wet off the car some evening where | for on anawer, The letter was very indifferent. I wrote him a rather nice she does and find out where sho lives. | jeter asking the cause, but recelved no iy Ot course, without letulng her seo de sen tN ey aim ae ig ee tre following her, When you have) WuId ike to know what to do, A | many letters that he bas written iff |ieurned where she lives you can find | OP etises, of books he has given im out ber name and get vo know some) Shal) T return them? Tle mate relative, brother or father, in 4] business way, | He Is Too Far Away. Ded Betty: | AM twenty-four years of age and ogra in fogs woth @ young pf Nopcxen. avd 0 miles from | ava muny Ben haven the Mane about twioe « fear, but have corre-| est Iden of writing letters, and have @ rp for about fot four years, | constitutional averskm to ff. Your She has sakd at, vow Ryd nine | young man may be one of them, Don’t One dae T rertived a letter trom nee }aDpear to notice his indifference th may otating “whe 4. not love me except| Way and be may come around, WNING GLORY | . GaP elaine WORTH 75,00 HEALTH AND BEAUTY. aon ul io Bh adlieaiy. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. \ In discussing the: remarkable bulling Water Too Hot.: two ounces of spermaceti, one ounce of of ihe hadr market (his season the Manager of L, Shaw's sald: “We are | pumsmmecmmeet ~ selling ten gimes as much false bar Ohje year Aa ever before, AM th j “in Women in New York are buying, fates braids. The colffures you see at. the) cocoanut oil, one ounce of white wax, one dram of white precipitate, and one dram of the oll/of bitter almonds, Melt ‘i PB gr ater whe Olls together and then add tp at tas ah white precipitate first, mixed with ones @,,and BAY? | Hitt ounce of alcove, Perfume with Ube theatre costs anywhere from $5 to $7. | a BORD Which cOn-| of of bHtter almonds. Thin cream lw Ap “A alugle braid of orflinary, hale coats IE Ppftalns but little tree pied at might ator washing with weap $i. A Very good heoh of plata. brows | n atkall, This YOUland water, ‘The crome col hale may be gotten up tor $5 But it Pam , prove by (oun! of almond cil, eigt: oun ‘® Womaa has a fancy shade her new w. Do not have bhe 48 every/ woman) The heads that Inst season were Nows. the has sccom-| but sparwely thatohed now droop) Mike In ono shért dew-freigined lilies under the weight taseancteenri nantinimenpoeal _ QUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. pe OW do you know that you have a soul?’ asked the Sundey-ohool \ weacher, CC ling your tongue to} eet), two ounces: w @ Wa Marcel wave. Society women are |faoe. Attor you have Washed your face | the rove water, im which has been dite ahd dried It well apply thie cream: |olved one dram of Yorax, Bnongh of Rove water, 4 ougoes; almond oll, 4/whe oll of rove geranium to Uhoroughip ounces; spermaceti, 1 ounce; white wax, | perfume the mixture may be wed a Q 2 ounce, Orange Hower, i h Nidtet of #oon as it hs eool it jeagure, and Glové Maxims, he aduidon, of one. dram or tincture | Sea Salt and Lemon, LAN who'ls careful of of danagin or a halt dram, of salloylic rep 1S Gano) OF ae baad | 90a f C. RTived fest should wo wath paar over al ; Weis Us bani rank er Te han\in wire mind gous and WORRIED) yralds and putts will gost her. from yond It WG testa bonis ccs Cehger rhe, ete ae y, ‘ ater i as ‘Wee Lv fe. | te aopld the eoap is! ouhees; b dram, Tae olty mage oy, 4 smother dt « pital ‘ he’ most important thing tn helr-| luntit for the deli+| be meiiod and then the honey cary alert fbhat made abe oat vo Lata ag OF dreading jus, now in tho passing of. the cate skin of whe | added ang 1 woll; Inst of ad, aid minty,” "you teold/ mg’ to n-fever do things by \ " , Toninny, tell me tow we may ovo chem, — nt I, 1) is no longer good form 1 own too common ye the. | atth Mialracoene #4 hate tow nit this, but It fe @ fact.” 4 — + —t-. fi “ | insure the cream from becom. | ie Menges din re be iS! rater. hacked In warm water, ( whien , they ruin the shape of the hand, | A Whitening Cream. j Los a ete ei aatt ax bien ade, bed SP ave. © Seg USAFE.The following cream may |DXY thoroughly and rab with a ftp. aloven ant he Gearent Ip the ba imino ftom six ounces of al.) Jemion Julec. It ts wonderful Now thi’ ae SRT i a UN toad oll, one ounce of lauotin,| treatment roothen eum