The evening world. Newspaper, December 1, 1905, Page 21

4 Mh The Evenina World's Homa Macazineg, Roeantinss, FE REE Pn de ls RvR tl tn 98 at ES 0 A Pu oP SN de Me bibs Py Pe ks i, dab Ba MA ROM AA, PE cat WN sb is label | 2 Me Pr ud 0 brane Pi 4 They Hold a Hot Inquest PAUL MORTON. ON REFORMS. Papa's Girl and Mamima’s Boy her elt Bet inavest By & Gg. ong, By Roy L. McCardell. —-— anges MTs PAINE HS rere | \ he eate| AB ee) {T HAD rapne f ‘A Vitascopte-Stenographic Tuterview with the New President of the quitajie. il Shieeetr ny A | You bie ) ) TURKEY te That, Shows thit Boonomy 4s the brder of the Day Lown at \ a Hea ¢ NOT, “vou DID. Dear Old No, 120 Broadway. wo ree ene e nee PAUL MORTUN? A. Yes, i'm Paul Morton, Q How do you do? A. I do as the Romans do, ) ® just oa T told the rafiroad rebate investigators in ingtopfome time Q. Bo. Zou do not bellefy tn rebarest A. Wil, that de- perids, No railroad oan business without them, but no Ynsurence company can do bustivess with them, @. DM you wee Chairman Anmstrong’s message to the ‘thwuved nut to let thelr policies lapse? A. Yea, And he ould have told them never to say die! Q.Why? A. It doesn't pay an insurance, company ‘0 have {ts policy-holders die, Slightly used graveyards make ' fat surpluses. « ats Q. Bomo of tie policy-holl were commencing to think it wouldn't pay them fo live, A, Well, the way things were ve insurance paym@its & premium yon dishonesty, sty ig the bese polloy? A. Er-er, I wouldn't ike to make #0 bold tement a that, Timight hurt the feclings of some people I know. We must of people's feelings: does Mr, Ryan feel? A. He feels like as if he owned the Equitable, |. Dodd He? A. It’s hte very own. : Q. What'do you think Is the best policy? A, The deferred paymen; ona, of fourse, At least it ts the best one for the gentlemen guarding the surplus, Q. We do not menn a life insurance y, We mean the best policy to eH uct the business on? A, Oh, economy Is she best polloy, Q, Are you economizing In the Equitable? A, Sure, No agent géts any com- Missions on Mr, Tarbell'n policies. Isn't that economy? Q. Doesn't Mr, Tarpell get them? A. Yes, but he's an officerof the company. Q. What other inomles are you practising? A. We are not wasting our breath. | ~ Q. Not A. No, Why, if you knew the thousands Of impertinent people who write me about whne they term the Great Ryan Mystery, Asking why Mr, Ryan Pata $2,500,000 for stock whose par value is only $60,200! Q. Do you refrain from wasting breath on anything else? A, Yes. When eiybody asks what's Grover Cleveland's business in the Equitable we simply tell them to mind theirs, t Q. What other economies? A.T only gét $80,000, @. You never received niore’theem tenth ef that when Secretary of the Navy, Mid you? A, I might haye been Secretary of the Navy, but I didn’t know the ropes, The pickings in an {naurance trusteesh!p beat that. Q. But what about the economies? A, Haven't you beard? Q No, what weye they? A, Tam astonished. We have aiown that there wil) De no more wastefilnens, that thé sacred funds of the Widow anf orphan will be euatded with ceaseless vigih— Q. Come, Paul, don't talk shop. What about the economies? A. Why, it was Jn all the papers, Such recklessness, euch extravagance!’ Tt was an oulrage, As Vadly oa they have spoken of H¥de and Alexander J was shocked to learn they they encountered such a thing, but I stopped tt, Q What was it? A, It was wanton waste of sacred trust funds, I shudder to think of It. ‘ ‘ Q. Control your emotfona! What squantering of Equitable money have you put @nend to? A. I put an end to the abuse of presenting turkeys to the help in the Chicago office al holiday time, Q. Well done, thou good and favthtul servant! Here is a tubber medal A. ‘Why & rubber medal? @, Go every one will fook at {t and be aware you have stretched a point, A. Qh, thank you, very much. I know I desarve it! The Whitewasher’s Prize Stunt. WE/ARE THE CHORUS) 80 CAREFREE AND GAY, TRA-hA! (Chek Bey eqye Armenians afo never mammored, but that "It iy the other way @dolit.!’ He declares the Sultan io much maligned —News Item.) HECK YEW JEST WAIT A, Ob, Chekih Bey, with pity Bach tender heart ie thriied! Volks jar old Ab with Jolt aid jan, Then claim t's THEY that's kisles, We'll bring (he faote to the attention Of the Boolety for Prevention Of Cruelty to Turks, and mention How your mimater's grilled. Oh, Chekih Bey, p es Could get you fn hie pay, All dows the line bis d@@ds would shine With pore celestial ray! With such a gen'toys hot-atr giver To set the voters’ ‘nerves a-qutyer, H, Ohekib Bey, we're sorry We've so maligned your boss. We learn with joy without asoy ‘He's not @ tyrant cross, ‘We Goubt uot mugar cones and jam'a Beem sour and the gen\est lamb'd Séem flerce compared with Ab dul \ Waster Poca Joust Od, Chekib Bey, it's eoand’ious ‘The way Armenians act! They'te exultin’ ae the Sultan mn Drer the cliff ts backed il Ruthlesely poor Ab they're hunting, | \ ‘With ewlft kick# his carcass puntirg, | Instead of silling up Sait River While for clemency he's grunting He'd anchor on the Bey! i Every time he's whacked, . 'P, WUE AIAN HUM l WW f i | {II HH NAN “SHU Hi | Li A eeceneee 9 Ope ween fay anmeemneeneiomen ‘MONEY AND SOUR OLD MAIDS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, Greeley-Smith: ave & By Ni ate few aoquatatances and hi 2 nt hen it comes to the marr: chi use I liaven’t any money, aly ood time occaston- Fe nt mt hold a ghost of & \ among our y: holds more sway ian the er ualities of ‘Now what want i. is ite worth ving? now i happiness,” tut you know in ris, that ‘no ‘one wa eo Ee \ ‘ hs not always rin) Re Waar raha dee ais / bourse mala, dot * MY, my dear young t4y, do you think the only Sirenihe presented to sou fe to marry or be sour? » There are lots of married “sour of4 maids,” and lots of usmareied women Who preserve their fiatural inher Mtance of sweetnens and light. “You know better than IE wheth owlture, If you want to breathe \well 4nd expand your cheat, reap the bow from beliind, the string in one. hand, Wood in the other; breathing déeply stretch your anma to the #Me, then bring them back to the fret poeition. Another exorcise for every muncle tn the body Is this: Place the bow, string Gown tn front of you, hoW tt to ground with one foot, step the bow im both hands, poten | hand etraight in id and ) t bow upward, ottil kee) the Yoot C) THis Ah tye jr, ee bend back ae (ar aa you possibly BALM FOR LOVERS. |" \-Pofpahara ‘ Tf you cannot Je Charming Widow, Merve urea ee oe Hirer Thine mikh tmeoty-eve years of v pst ‘) “aby ty Kettles and Cans Age, Imet a young widow last sum. 4 y rat W bread ean needs wiping out Aaland and spent the, T! dally, Otherwise crumbs wil) col- leet and these will mould, The it h ea all a Hoe he a seals out jay cramba will communicate the! aL Snigthene aad developed, i fanceuvres with the bow by teel wh a very good sort of a phywical but the | & haat i (meus io the trevh Waves put to, © whole wilt be contaminated, yi An oitsfaehloned brags stewing kettle ; ©) \etinele Jandiniers for wild pa grepn plant, The keble ne ‘Woll volished, Decamber. Lh pe | NEW Viola Allen “ Acts” in L, HE a rh # Mise Viola Allen as Betty Single ton and Gottschalk as the lodger, R. OLYDE FITCH must smile to the enda of his mustache at “The Toast of the Town,” It {8 #0 deliciously naive, so delightfully reminiacant of those days when the young man's fancy lightly turned toward play-writing that even tis most serious friends could hardly expect him to sit in fi at Daly's and keep a straight face. we tho rattle of the Knives | and forks and the last Jament ef the disappearing turkey last night la be heard the echo of a merts ha! hal in the early Bast Forties, Robert Drouet as E Duke wet Malmesbury, 1a {ts heart and ite stomach, could Hardly Mr, Pitch’s heroine, taking actresses |MaY® reconciled Steelt to that, a thoy come and go, is oth simple, |DUke, with @ resurrected love end & solf-merifcing soul. Betty @ingleton |UMed thirwt, comes and takes her away given up the stage to marry a duke, ana |fM there. Not, however, until she hee thea gives up the duke, after driving ¢xhausted the pathos of @ very spate hin ty drink, ber wise sho dmagines he | and ® Bhakespearian repertoire that love: pire but peroxide cousin, Any j!s pulled out of @ trunk with the ow ten-twonty4hirt’ actrons, with a dash of | nes of Jutlet, Rosalind and Beal rod in her veins, would stick to the do- | Vila alten "acts" Sem, Vert mestio ship and Aight & out. If only tor jan the time, She revels in a role that the nake of @ Aight. But not Betty, Ghe |*h¢ makes elooutionary to a monotonous prefers to remain at an inn on the {ste Simplonese and naturalness ans |) Thames, feeding the “property” wang |*VMently beneath if not beyond her, and Until her eredit and ber reputation are {i$ G string in, Her yoke is apparent: much the worse for wear, Her old man- ager Pra hee ® ager refuses to give her a job because Bethe eee one ee there fae bern gossip about hor (how HOKYOlty aotreas with out mes have changed!), and when her |mukee a meni dake: thoroughly sober husband seeks her out | Wilson re amd offers er all the comforts of home, |'h#, cousin wi with the trivial exception of 8 (01 |e woria” one 2 heart, she @hooves to disgrace herself |my lips.” Mrs. in hia eyes by telling hit she is the a mothes, 158 chtereut cay miatross of Lord Philips, whereupon |*Mie# only at tights, a she straigtivay bias betoalt to gut, [dices Darraske nee Sheen es TH AV) Net to starve, | her fret vigit to the Attlo pathos peoms to have been sin? toon, “ | "Oh, yes,” chirps Nive Irving. My ait ‘om! share them togethe:, She wear: ularly dear to the earty heart of Mr. | the musteal interlude," ‘ : ‘; Bitoh, for this play, #Ald to have been | Naughty Mr, Fitch! He if forever” returned with thanks by Mme. Modjeska |*% Revie eer fi His "Sroase of “he Town” [sa sme years ago, ta the feminine of |of procades And patches, wholly bapos “Bean Brommel,"' i vertatntn le and acting, ye payertetnt in} Only Betty doesn't die of hunger—iaat | BAe. Bomortmes AP or if y ine, n ¥ night's audience, with Thanksgiving An by sahil ada “CHARLES BARN ji R yy AT THE OPERE me “Die Fledermaus" ‘ For Thahksgiving Gibes Pleasure, ee Straums's “Die Fledermaus,” which , formation of Kin ‘ Ar : of Risenatetn, plenipyt served last year for a monster benefit | of fun for the montetn aba’ aba to Mr. Conred et he “Metropolitan | hed ‘oraaken ‘home festivities to hee} OperadHouse, gl) his eters appearing in| the delightful musia. * AS woe remar' ‘ house iy tO. Dig much of the w YN 2 neh oF th, Whety dias 5 the ballroom scone, was an extra | last year, however. Tharkagiving offering last night, with | for the Pisce, the ordinary chorus, With the aroh @embrich as Rosalinde ind Dippel repeating his inimitable per- | the cast The Ideal | aundress, t should be wranped | ‘ | thai Rt oeRaH J tt can, ASH silk waists and nibdbona, ft Sf Of It Et cay be ir should be remembered. by no polle stst Wet. but’ a. oles bi bY pt means stand careless laundestae, (Us}M Must do put between the Haw 4nd The soe 1 Fk Ta Lt ‘ans in + Ob te Will stroak ‘the ferric Ine wile Hee is AiMeult to remove, When he inky aulte dry ang tele sp ath Pee eb nally ironed over leht} i eo age intervening tusiin.. Ita Unis ipraneey yee * white sik walete the Jast rinsing water should be very slightly blued and no Welets or ribbons ever washed! In very dot water, Make a lather of tepid water, rubbing no sdap rectly on the fabric, If the garment (# much) 40d vlose are I'Rod In the alk, 9g { apoonful of vrenered elie ote a cotted. soak It first in a little borax’ (Water may. bo addnd pe Bett 2 water, After ringing in sevetal waters’ rinsing water. May, Manton’s Daily Fas ions, The ¢xorcire gu fh ehgential feb ; every girl's wardrobe: 2 Happily, for’ the Hye Jog peneration schogiye? have come to roallgens » tho owed for phytig % training, © ang or nestum work w dhe cluded In almost ey \ currloulum, Here costume that includuuor th very Intest temt that ty attrans (lve from every potnt of view and that fe absoliytelt Jonas ahh comfortable, Aiitng the. most essential requires ment, while jt alae smart in offeot mer? flannel, — brilliguting™®. + all ave ADOTED hate we with collar, cufts amdia, shield of white, “gmiby Mastrated, ov of thee materkil (rimmed dion may be ike}, wall» The quantity of mipelo terlal required gov (naal medhim alee (hwnd yeore) 19 6 1. vivedange of, 4 yards 41 or 8 iop yards 62 inches wingue with 5-8 yard 4 ihehgeot © wide for abield. oolimniy ¢ a and cuff, und. tend) yard of silk for Hell Ob | Pattern Suite cut In sixes for Miz aj ye of elght, tan, twolep fourtean ix Glif’e Exercise Sult—Pattern No. 6212. font ae , 0 EVENING WORLD URBAU, No. 2 Ws ath in cotn oF ti . 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