The evening world. Newspaper, November 28, 1905, Page 15

OR TEL TY CY TEN PL OY NT RIT Tuesday Evening, November 28, 1905. The Evening World's Home Magazine, | MRS. NAGG AND MR—— |MAMMA’S BOY, Attempts to Cut Down Papa’s Clothes Lead to the Unkindest Cut of All, By F.G, Long’ { Naw! 4 — Boy, eNor MUCH. SPosé HELL rss | “ =} UTHE SHIRTS ? Psialis L I, THESE WILL MAKE DANDY FOUR~INSHANDS.) " ef, Uy) A, Was as WHY DONT You MAFG Him Some SAT, $15, a wnat SAALL be I GivE POP FoR CHRISTMAS. Prince Lowis's Sufferings at the Dentist's, Rven Whon He Got ihe # \ , Nothing Compared to Heral ———— ON'T talk to mo about Pence Lovty, Mr, Nagg, <he! D one that had to pay $1,000 for erties his terth tixed; iis sufferings of: the dentists May have veen terrible—No, I don't mean at the bill, Mr, Nagg. 1 say his anguish may have been terrible, but look what I gone through! Dr, Forceps ts a lovely man and jaye the oboe beautifully! No, not when he's pulling teeth. Are you trying to make fin of me, Mr. Nagg? Oh, I’m glad to see you in such good humor, | is very rare, indeed, that you are In one—have you been drink- ing to excess? But, like every Other man, your fun is eruell ~ » You say you were only joking? Oh, I do not doubt that, you make all my aufferings a joke; and after what I bave gone through this day you should at leagt iry to do something to cheer me up and not be so cruel as to gmile and make fun, Dr. Forceps says I have & great Amount of courage, ’t hurt me @ dit; but, oh, Mr. Nagg, if you could have experienced I . sure! TL po THE SEWING POR You, os eas he al terrible senamiion of haying to sit in the dentist's chair for an hour at a through. It must have been a wratn, you muy? Un, you realise that, do you? Nobody | <tnows what I have suffered, not from the pain, but from the awful feeling that | one’s mouth is wide open and yet is #0 full of stilny Instruments that one can't {aay & .word, excep? to gurgle now and then something about the weather. I ‘Walmost Swooned when al) was over, All our family had good teeth. Papa's teeth , Wwere large and square, and hé had a way of grinding them when tn a tempor that was terrible. . » Look at Brother Willie's teeth! Beautiful teeth, if he'd only take care of f exdept that four of the front ones were knocked out during some athletic | ' sts when the young men of the Jolly Pallbearers vanquished the Gentie- _- en's Sons of the Fourth Ward. 1 thing those athletic contests are so rough! Look at football! In the ex+ tement Of a football game Brother Willie bit a young man’s ear off. Bro her « Wille apologized, but that young man and his people must have been very com- « Mon, Phey refused to aooept the apology, but they didn’t refuse to aceept ine MW you gave them-and that ¢s why I say that all ovr family have good tea. | 4 Those things do run tn families, You remember old Mr. Hicks thet lived ,Meor us ip Brooklyn that had the long whiskers, although ho was ninely years 4Of age? All bis grandsons took after him, ‘because I saw a photograph’ sent from Kanaas of three of his grandsons, and they all had beards. The other grandson, Percival Hicks, that married the eldest Miss Gimpley | | @hat used to carry @ lace handkerchief, you remember her? Well, Percival Hicks | DONT LOSE YOUR TEMPER, DEAR ['Li BUY You SOME SHIRTS } FOR Kes CHRIST NY «| MAS. HA! You 2 NILLAINE wont HE GE PLEASED TO, Ger tHese’? tg the only one of the tamily thet couldn't raise @ beard, but that just bears it what I eay, because everybody said he took after hts grandmother, if hed the old crowns removed and porcelain teeth put on with pivots, No body wears gold teoth any more, It isn't the style; but I do hope gold teeth won't come back in style agadn, because I couldn't stand another long siege in che den- Mot's chair. | Just think of it! Hour affer hour with your mouth full of rubber dams and ||* (nstrumenia, and not able to speak. | What are you laughing at, Mr, Nagg? I'm glad my mufferings amuse you! | Wou are a brute, Mr, Nagg, @ brute! § i By Rob Thompson T WONDER 1F ME in TENDS TO Thanksgiving Day in Bearville « « #& w NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! I TOLD you Hoch! Der Rex Tyrannosaurus! (The Nature! History Museum bas reollved the skeletons of the ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex ond of the ten-ton Triceratops, on which the Tyrannosaurus used to feed in prehistoric days.~ 1 WILL Give YOUALL My L E You Biusiy. > * Nowe: Item.) a AY! ‘Why, he wouldn't be counted SNe XO KET 4 | ‘ Have you heard the news? Deuce higt, \{ Him DRink ! A FOR oh eH ! i ae ¢ A treat tn fossils is'betore wai ‘He'd slmply have to bow THAT GRAWY ; = Aas as ly Get busy and enthuse! To the inevitable and murmur: “T f ‘Welcome good old Rex Tyran- Am wn also ran én the devouring ine! a (et © Mosaurus! This man Murphy's got me beat (t itt { * Bigger'n an elephant! A block, tke * Bhaped Hike @ mile of snakes!, Or maybe two. Say, I hate to knock, AG) 4 Bakes! But | Golentists cay When ft comes to a case of eat, © Rex had a dandy appetite What ts @ mete ten-ton “ Three times a day! SW He'd benevolently assimilate everytning Tn aight! Triceratops compared with what he'n done DDDON'T TELL ANY MNORE' I've GOUT In gobbling a whole city and ¢ Mayor’ But of alb foods the favorite oné Gee! ¢ Yor bis ravenous chops Where did he get it? Where dou be SANS GOING D-Dowy Was the toothsome ten-ton PUT it? He ; «7 Triceratops! Has me beat clear acroas the board ; i Ten TONS: For fair!” , * Great guns! ' Lucky for him he lived so long before It's lucky that Rex exist us! Bo long agp, ‘That poor old has-teen Rex Tyranno- Probably (n those days he wap listod saurus As the whole show, | But NOW, ; Lost—One Memory, A. P, TRRHUND. Why It Froze, i une-Teller. #& w By T. 0. McGill. a a. My) Sp ENOBIA, the owl-) “Jt és to your home and your board It Zann ly Woman, sat in the} osmes, 1 soe,” sald Zenodia, ( Aj] twht of @ Mosque} yt is I replied, Wilantern playing) “Tt ig of plenty I see here.” ‘with the moon-eyed) “Very 1 replied. VY Chineso eat when 1! “I seo a plowre of much color and Yacaiied met night.| richness,” she ‘went qn ‘There is much talk and oount I see much action amd great flelds of she rated 7 i and es ty in ery ra Into the whitest one once .'T Qy not $90 you at all,’ whe anid, “All Koh from your sphere here, and while it is mo misfortune, it is n> stir You make In the pl ehroe at all. “What was it?! red whether Illustrated Phrase, wa & The Fort rd o A Te dull red of the oloth on the vision table was spotted white of the crystal marbles the stories of the future, | and whore orthodoxy had been slightly warped. Ohe of them aroge and suid: “Why, the black box that stands the skull of @ fox, and Zenobla gath- ohe marbles together in ber bejew- hands, : rolled them |softly over the cloth nd they clicked together tn a merry] yi. rot-a-tat-tat, (le pulled at bis hal in disgust. {a mem'ry te never could trust, i ‘They'd moved to 8 fiat \*_ He'd forgotten where ot we. he Btood on the corner and cussed, BEAUTY HINTS, By Margaret HubbardAyer To Reduce the Bust. By Nixola Greéley-Smith. 4 Ay eis tere i earning iy sna sore . J think there Is anything “mental suggestion” as an ald to beauty—ihe jon Of courte coming LARA \ ‘from a professional beautiNér whom sho would pay for the ic broil aervies, familiar : acroes with the remedy i As.geyn ‘ wi Pal } a ? that) but such fadn as “beauty by sug- find idle women, who won't miss the bet be ot othe ch the universat nine raving for beauty ts incompre- pe nfuls dit eal tate ealog the Tal i Paid chant Te mi Bs Meda ey rious I have yet tojof malt extract during m is ‘s been ‘behead by I vibed. u hated : To Make the Face Smooth. RS. H-The cream 1 give you is very satisfactory In most cases, But why not use the cream to .Which you refer if {t agrees with you. Betore applying any cream, be quite gure that your face te free from dust 4 any foreign matter, Wash It thor- uguly and dry carefully, Leave-on ait wight and-wash off In the morning. Rose water, & ounces; almond oll, 4 ounces; spermacetl, I ounce; white wax, 1D ownee, | Orango flower, lilac, vlolet or elder ana Be substituted. for ied] The dose is wo Lost Hamilton Revelle as Max de Poglo, Olga Nethersole a¢ Marianne and Derothy Grimeton as Mme, de St. Eric, [ than anything else at the Herald Square Theatre last night. The arms belonged to Miss Olea Nethersole, and they were opened wide after our- tain calla more perfunctory than eh- thuslastic, Ungallant ft may be, bat the cold. November truth of the matter! lg that the cordially received audience didn’t rush into tose inviting arms, Instead, wad to state, many groped thelr way out of The Labyrinth’ before the end was reached, What plous Montreal saw to be shocked at in this deadly adaptation of Paul Hervigu's “De Dedale’ ts a mye- tery as deep as the hole that probers are making in the Insurance pudding. Perhaps it was Marianne's rebellion against the divorve state, The church spire rises to high guthority in the Do- minion,’ But then there was that Mut- bi was Arms and the Woman more f o a we co tu acent of printer's ink comes -with| Nothersole, Burely, In Chicago, where a woman may go to a purty and dunce with each of her njae hushands, the divorce ques+ tion doesa't flourish a very elaborate (wterrogation point, Neltber does it here, Divorce is gocepled along with other modern improvements, Last oight's audience, apparently, saw po wrong in Marianne’s marrying again, child or no chil), at least eo far as the) money that goes into the box office ls HE NEW PI Olga Nethersole “THE LABYRINTH,” father, and it was Max's cue to upon the acene and claim the night |take a paternal hand in one of the most dreadful ohikiren the: Sioeway stage hes eoon in many & ay. j Court proceeding by allowing ‘ake the youngyter to this (pareots into stok-bed aympathy. Me Works on Manianne's Cours to gain tranee to her wom in order “something comfortable,” she stretohed herself on a erbed and pulled a blanket over ter In Chloago women's clubdom. The rife houve, The ex- wel i were extremel; of Hrargoed a letter er and after ligiting « church was onomned. Avery eollestion | Max Would untied plate may have its Sunday, but tho! pected him, oo at this crade Huminatto in PE i Olga Nethersole as Marianne, a ‘ rutrlized by the trating of his steps” Qiartanne compromises a = birthplace ‘or a few weeks, Hore the boy eatohés ivitheria and brings his to al a at id #inful past, Miss Nethersole prepared tor cone by alipping off one of her laborato dresses and getting atter chaste ‘0 the amusoment of a now door routed her and made her @ foot shorte: Hamilton ie hy led, vert him here wi ra the next ‘oon, le, minus the millin Pa, up (0. that , Jove come Ax’s embrace, ler ‘eloquent. two ii ¢ in A. meptin, tho Mes t, Wi The an a coin st another color, Mr, Abo Hum: | Hyals 5° ovdt v5 Brgpere mel missed che fret night of hia life. | death fr the row that followed, H> might have taken a professional in- tercsadn be problem and spoken with experience im the lobby, The audience mustered hardly enough intereta,to keep itself awake, / The first ‘ner was one long exp'anation of the fact that Marianne hed divorsod Max de Pogts because he was unfaithful to her, ‘and that she was willing to marry an- other man in the hope of making ‘the tathor of her obild” experience a re- vival of ‘interest in her, Right there M, Hervien's play gave iteelt a blow over the heart which caused it to stag- ger to the final drop of the curtain, I¢ Manlaune had only fooled herselt and the audience into believing that sho loved the secoud fellow, the dramatio value of the play might have beea welyhed in the scales and not found wanting, Then her reawakening would have meant something. Rut as it was, you could only cross yourself, with her mother, and hope for the best, But the most hopeful soon gave up dn dcopalr, ‘The five years that passed between ‘the first and second acta brought no change for the better. The son of Marianne, and Max had grown into the argumentative stage of billiards, that was all, and he was twady to emash bis ove over the head of die shrinking cousin, This was to sow that littl Louis was being (hands. Mine Nethersole was te! “child” and ono of ry and ‘stitted plage So eRe cease on } Her’ company ts. it mat Revelle war roarcaly imore tat et @5 Max, and Mr. Hubert Carter, t seonnd bee Was & more than . Grimsica, a antigtter ot the. was almost ag awkward as ny tall, but she wlayed contented voune wife i oe © part with the on paturalners 5 adned teach of 5; performance, Miss. Nethersole was seit. se artificial except in the scene § ing; ‘Mage of tho time she wen lage tm Ay. Most of the Mike Talprinth, y CHARLES DARNTON, ——ae ") Men Four Feet Tall. Ave pyemies are about four feet to four feet three and a halt inches high, To be in i with thelr name, however, they seu" measure only thirteen and @ helt incher In helght, whom Homer believed to live far to ¢he south and who \were warred upon by cranes, and Whom Herodotus to exist in Africa, the Greek measure “pygme,” Mterally & fist. For the original pygmael, were named This was supposed to be the listance trom the elbow to the knuck- les, reckoned at eighteen "dactyl!,” oF Ingersequal to thirteen and a hale Inches, May Manton’s Daily Fashions, House Jacket— Pattern No, 5209, = —S = HB ample, com- fortable break- fast jacket that ean be made warm material i the one that te to be in demand during the wintar, Illustrated is one of the latest models that le well adapted both to e@lderdown and to the Ughter weight and which 1 become ing and attractive, at the same time that It ts absolutely simple, As fMue> trated, cardinal red ele ahh fannel Is ound = with ve ribbon of the pets iM color, but finish je - always a matter Individual — py ence and taate, ¢ essential! char hi istics of the Jacket — are ity lack Of file) nee’, its becoming: line Lust ant 1 aad for the med) is 8 led 4 Bite Set