The evening world. Newspaper, November 24, 1905, Page 21

{RRS LRREN Oa TTT Oe ‘ e + ‘ 5 ‘ ‘ , P ’ . rl ae She Discovers that Pie May Have Worse ; The Evening World's Mumo Magazine, Trider Evoning, NovemDer 24, 1905 “HE ALWAYS GETS AROUND’ 3® |Pana’s Gi hat Pie M ; lon ¢r ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR.” So i Etigeta than Mere Inaigension, <~ BY E.G LO! SM amd C): i . fw Love | ons ON, KIDS, f i . MINCE Pig! UV ARE ALL IN- | the | af By Roy lL. McCardell. : \en0] { viTeép TO MY } O MINCE PIE LuNcH! 138 BVA DAVENPORT, the Phyl.) story to tell, Ma of “Wonderland” at the Ma-} around her to jostle, rose from her chair=no, | trom, her sho tried to rive from her chair, but the| “A bay," chair came with her, It wae an ame | otoseing "A Yitascoptosttenographo Interview with “Our Rantankerous Hrlend,” | Who Wilt Have Hie Bit of What Is Going *Rovnd—You Must Have Mot i Him—The Long-Distance Interviewing, Machine Sipe a Cop, However. 1 chair which she hed inoautioGaly | ted « a) HELLO! Are you the rantankerous person that Gropped into while waiting for her cus | basket eiways comes around about this time pt year. A. The ft was too snug and @ etege hand | bread Mhat's me, , Tushed to her assistance, about “Boab!” cried the stage manager, as | became & Wavo of laughter buffeted the cenery | down 4nd the company lapped Its hands over ite moutha, “That reminds me," whispered Mine Davenport, aw she hurried to her cua "I'M tell you when I come baok,” Tt waa én Ithaca that the thing hap- | where pened. grabbed “Tou know the toboggan slide up| him there?” Miss Davenport said. “Noth- | fell ing would do but I must have « slide. | the bask ‘My good wénse told me better, but in a | end moment of hesitation~you understand? fi It didn't look Uke much fun to me. | boy standing facing ie Bomebody described it pretty well just |mao Kis hair wee rumpled, and | the other day: ‘Zip! Walk back @ mile.’ | his left hand he held « loaf of bis ‘Well, with me it was @ terrible haul up thet ascent My two chaperone, Iyella |Conquest and Bessie Dunn, called « whole cohort of men to drag me up the hill. How they ever did it I don't know; but anyhow I was at last seated In the| “ . Was it your card pinned to a vouchar that made Ohauncay Depew turn pale? A, No, I Go not think it was Tt might have been my name on & Dill-head, thougn, you live in Albany? A. Yes, sometimes, your residence the famous Mouse of Mirth? A. ot around everywhere, @ Q. They bad tw give you 400 @ yeart A, Bometimes more and sometimes less, Generally more. Q. Chauncey Depew coukin't remember your name, Did you introduce ome Wills at Albany? A, I introduce bills everywhere, Q. They seemed to be afraid of you, although they must be used to your coming ‘round? A. Yes, but they send for me quick ¢nough when anything goes wrong, Q, Did you do work for the insurance companies? A, Sure I did, Q. Didn'¢ they ever objeat to payimg you’ A. They were afraid to, Q. Why? A, Because the next time they needed me J might not nave come around, Y. But Nichol says you siways came ftound About Onis time of year? A. And 60 I do, Q. Are you sure Depew 414 not remember your name? A. 1 don't know whether he did or not, I got mine, and vhat's enough for me, *8* Q. Did you work for the MoCurdys? A. Yes, and I @osked them good, Q. Hyde? A, Oh, be wes oasy. I was out to his Bayshore place a lot of ‘umes, ; by Q. And for McCall? A. Yes, and Generous John never kicked. Fe charged Pett up to legal expenses, 1 suppose, *" Q, Do you know Andrew idamitont A, Yes. os Q. Have you seen him lapely? A. No, neither hae any one else, tos, 2 Have you worked for Ryan a Weul Morton. A. Yos, Mow can they @o withou me? Q. Ever work for Odell? A, Often, Q Piatt? A. No, that oh geezer always lives In hotels, He'a a slick articte, he &! Q. Not en Easy Boss, then? A. Not easy for me, Q. Do you {6el annoyed at your work being exposed? A. Nix. My work ‘9 always exposed. People these days won't have it unless it {s exposed, Q, Well, Mr, Manning—- A. Who do you think you're talking to? My name sobogwan. “Thon whet happened? You've guessed |, haven't yout I empty put the allde out of business, ‘The toboggan hadn't gone @ hunded feet when it stuck fast. Yes, indeed—stuck fast, I was too whta, you soe. In all {ts exp'rience that slide had never been tried with such an ox- cursion, and {t simply wouldn't stand for ft, We came to « suid’n stop, and there I wes, wedged in and helplow, poled up there like Mahomet in the lepend, half way betwen earth and heaven. I think I screamed, There was @ Lot of exoltement, and when they fot Te out the toboggan waa out of com- mission #or the ret of that day. fo I didn't even get the ‘Zip!’ but marched Gown the hil! egain, Just like the King of France and his forty thousand men, ourwA. I'm THM PLUMBMKI King off, you! No, thank you, I won't sit in the ohair, This box guite me.” . The Girl from. Kansas. — “a Bo ne Renee Jungle Jingles 2 2 By tiarry Leonard, Be’ wrine ss ta its e's O U should] and there's nothing dol train, Before “The Marl and the ide pee of he he's out, sd ace Bul hil pee Cae Mr, Foy found him- “Un i i with a jump to Chicago sniep Shiny OUST eh Pitaga toe | ahead of him. The train was esheduled to leave at 1 o'clock, but the sleepers were to be open at any time after I. Accordingly, immediately adter the per formance of ‘“Thé Darl and the Gtr,” Foy went Gown to the station and, hav- tng a Chicago train pointed out to him, quietly got Into the car and retired for the night, Hee rested exceedingly well way Un- becanme there ain't no village fire bell | ce Higby 6 UN 8) here to ring out the want the fire's in every time a fire-| ‘No, I don't know how we're going to | engine clangs by,'| break him of the fire habit, “Even the | | said the Giri from) terror of crossing the street seems to || Kaneas, ‘Yes, he's) fade from his mind at the sound of the | ack again, 1 told] bell, | Ze « te os the ‘he Terreiy al bors i tla’ Touch ot the incon» you thet corn crop| "If you ever see a red-faced man would give him the| wearing his whiskers In @ pointed fringe, ‘orl! MH) pastward-Ho feel-| with a bfown overcoat’ and congress th co phy Blo od 4 pees age: dramatio ing. | watters, you'll know it's Uncle Hi, pro- | hiv thls Phere are no curtain when he swoke, “We lived In Hiir-| vided he’s following a fire. Don't stop | payohology Jem when Unole Hi, him. It's a cheap way of entertaining.” wea here before, #0/ ~~ ; - Pheand Relea to develop his} HAVE A LAUGH “Tt gi ation of the heart) Fy nN try Tha ade Ona whenever the! With the Funny Men, undor his pillow told him the hour wes nearly % The oar was utterly without motion, ‘Wonder how long we have been in Chicago” thought Poy as he rang the bell for the porter, Repeated the button, however, tated to Wn this swarthy potentiate, nally, | 7 HI8 goes with dinner at the Lanibe': wound of a fire-engine {s heard coming jee & love-lorn,young Afghan Monkee One day at the Central Park Zoo A charming young blond crocodile “Oh, what a ridiculous moss!" alarmed at the idea thac the train must One of those small companies had gown Shuay-gouren etrect, And, BY 0 ‘tihtoaso Fritwnd Mahi To Mist Elephant “it on my kmee;”| ‘There arrived @ most arrogant gnu. Walked to « reet'rant « mile Said the monks when they wished to|Nve-been In low a for te wire| L. Just got into @ emailer town and | gray, I've begun to think every fire In re» desperate man, weary of lite,| 8 Blephant sat ‘The old polar bear And orfered some ham PRY PHS TREE as etree tain and peeked he station looked | the rotors were altting about the lobby, ( | Yaniattan can only be reached th¥0UKH ont an upper window in the eky- Oh, why was it that Took offense at his stare With strawberry jam With @ peodenatures laugh, strangely fardinr. oven Wen his */@| when the hotel proprietor, wanting to the Ruo de Thirty-fourth, poraper end tarew Almipll, uh |@he allowed such famillarites? * 80 now they must get © now gnu. | And ate up the walter meanwhile, | "‘I'm able to serve you I guess.” Ol esas The tian, roed net * patho fa day Uncle arrived the #0 ite landed on top of @ load of emat- |" Cheas Rapart } Pt Cd EP ea the’ Chicueo train and | ® Fe ee ee occa tresses with which a teameter hap- ess Ke e, d not travelled one inch during the we know what, Uncle Hi waa tearing pinot to be dxtving along at the mo- pereey The “Ideal Letter. Writer.” Explained, night, ee toground adout; be hed grabbed bis hat mene Hrand wan dawn three fights of stals be “Hang the luck!” he exclaimed, as Gore we gould ontch him. ho rose to hie feet, shook him: and “We loolwd out of the window Just | fugund he was practically unt Pte “th ‘time {6 66 him tearing after the| Might have known this would be the **Mhook And ladder as If the police were | result, of jumping from the @ th after fim, ee RS, SARAH COWELL LE MOYNE will devote her timo hereafter to teaching drwmatic Mrs. Le Moyne will also read Browning at various private functions and wil) appear on the stage occa- f i Mike to whisper to me, write it on the [ j 46774 CODBY' paid Teabel, at tho end | G of her vist, “Please don't write to me.” “Don't write!” echoed Lots, “When he got back he was puffing and) Uncle Allen Sparks had been reading Panting like an automobile. He @idn't | the Gemails pertaining to the capture @et back, elther, tll late at night. The/of the young man who had tried to trouble wae that just as goon a8 he/ steal $259,069 from the National City would get halfway home from the fire) Bank In New York, Tanother fire-engine would como clang-| “To him that hath shall be = m will be allowed, “Then, when the envelope is full, seal it ahd wend it off, I'l do the same, E ing niong and Uncle Hi-ihe first aid | he me ta the hey to the injured committee—would be| Ord eth” tt 1 ene prety straiiing in the rear, hard to take, T a rooent “tea” Mise Marie Cahill was the centre of @ group | time of women of the ‘butt-in” type, Who seemed possewed of the desire that she eay something funny, Some) of the persons about almost asked her | iJ in @o many words to ay ‘something hy va earn f i. comical.” Bhe decided to get rid of sald: Bets the bores, With much emphasis sho eR ta tito O18 An Darts: Yerm announced that she had @ really funny CHARIMS DARNTON, cme,mas wo wt m Su: May Manton's Daily’ Fashions, ven SRS TRON Blouse Walet Closing in Back—Pattern No, 5208, MW Eolrso HOME HINTS. * “ "I never saw 40 many «ol durned : fires in my life," Uncle gasped. "How | Washington Btor Man: fo blazes do the boys make #o mapy| “That \euperciiiions man le always ‘fans? ‘That dumed fire-engina kept| ‘Allcing about his family tree.” S“ineetin’ me every time I turned eround,'| “Yes'' answered Miss Cayenne, “T Mw We Jaif oau't keop Uncle from chas» | "ve obeerved in nature that it te al ing after every fire whenever he hears| Wey? the smallest twig that dow the most rustling, at fatel clang, oe © “Out In Waudunsee, you know, « fire| “Public opinion ts a great Js an event, Wverybody stops work to | Marked the earnest oll ‘pen. ‘OU 08! yourself a knight?”* a 80 are and wee what's happened. The | ext yt Said the biahop with « stare. ‘But I must confess you look Pyhole town's heart stops Seating when | trouble is that tt te 80 Arg bell in the Court-House rings, | talize."* one BETTY'S BALM FOR LOVERS. vin tots Sa Srueteeea my renee be Sweet Potatoes on Toast, an iG at rah aa NY: wh as meat i ena "e ae tire year, The tucks t out sive the effect of 4 ante Eggplant Fritters. painted gous, while 'j AND an egeplant, out in a Sn ee : quarter of an ingh thi dust | with ealt and papper ite The s ag ouger, Beat well the yolks ones, quite y add belt & cup of milk and gradu. tng shaped cuffs, | ally into the flour, Beat thoroughly be- whieh can be trim | fore ail the is ts med and treated in | Aiftioult to ® thin various ways, Vol> Add one tablespoonful enotennes Ince fe, 0 "| |or olive oll, beat well tavortte of the se- for an hour, When wom, Dat ohmy fn the whites of fe mach een, : i the slices of ome more flour, Dip in the mixture drown Iv a very i : Hi bE H the pretty bandings of the season will be found appropriate. The quantity of material required for De monies vende 41-4 yards mM, yards # or 21-4 yards 44 Inches wide, with 1s torte insertion. ¥ 88 and 40 dneh buat eae gE Fg s Pattern No. Guus ts cut In sites for OM, MH, or send by mail