The evening world. Newspaper, November 23, 1905, Page 19

/ As The Evening Mrs. Nagg and Mr. — By Roy L. McCardell. by 1. 0. Nesil The Mayor Ie Not at Home, but They Are Invited to Take a Chair, ; Already She Ie Preparing {" a Joyous Thankeg'ving. WEEK from to-day will be Thanksgiving, Mr. Ven A Nagg. I don't seo what I have (o be thankful Wels SuRRL) Add tor, but I won't complaint I never do complain, time you can do that—but I don’t see what we are going to do about having @ turkey, {he butoher tells me we will be lucky If we get & turkey at thirty-five cents a pound. Wy ould have twe fronting chickens or a goose, but #omehow ft won't feom like Thanksgiving without a turkey, and there ten't much waste about w turkey, and a Nice fat goose la almost a» dear and they are Moh that they don't agree with me, and roasting chickens seem so dry, and if you get them small there's nothing to them and i You get them large they are diable to be tough. Of course you do not care, You haye no holiday apirtt; one day te just the same as another to you, Mr, : Nagg, but Brother Wille 4a fond of turkey, and we al- wayn had @ turkey for Thanksgiving at home, Although I @ aay that if you only have spare sibs and cabbage It would be # real Thanks- é@iving dinner if the heart ts happy. ‘Thankegiving days at home used tp be the most pleasant days of all, Papa HE HIPPODROME'S — "“Hinoo Princess’ has a gorgeous rival in “The Queen of Bheta," which came out in all ite glory at the place Opposite Browne's inst night, If Herr Conrled’s dreains were ali the ovlors of the raipbow, he haa no one but himself to blame toxlay. ° To say there was @ riot of color on the stage of the Metropolitan Opera- Houne Inst night would ‘be using the soft pedal, It was a free rs ran, serambled, leaped into the fray, Tt was wid, barbarlo, wonderful, _ ds a Royal Flasb, nh laced Tipton on en tee Out of the & good vertormatie " in’ the Green fought green, blue gave blue & black eye, yellow jaundiced its neary Bever worked that day, in fact out of employment because he bad & proud spirit and wouldn't e@opstantly anyone % order him around, and Brother Mado te go Ike him! ‘ ‘Wo always had turkey Thankagtving because Mamma always paid the butcher And the marvel of it all was thet Out of this chaos of color came onder that a Beinsco might have envied, How it cameos another and quite im- posible storf, Herr Conried’s furred silk hat and his flurried hair, on ox- ‘hddition in the lobby after the second act, offered the only answer, Suffice bo say “The Queen of Sheba,” resure rected after a fifteen-years vest, was a royal flush, ‘ Considered In @ musical sense, this gold marked spectacle wii not drive the apulent “Aida” into the propery room. But ft wll, doubtiews, noid is own, tor 4 season at least, as the Metropolitan's show-plece, [is assalle the senses if not ‘the soul, Its music ranges laboriously, something on account that week, and oute was & home of peace and plenty, only Papa would get out at the Dwchman’s at the corner with Me potition! griends and Mamma would wait dinner and the turkey would @ry up or burt, and sne'd , be so mad sho wouldn't speak to him, and he generally fell asieep at the table | and upset the cranberries! | : But after all home ts where the haant'ts, and I do not think we have the ; Proper spirit of Thanksgiving these days. > It dent my fault, I am eure, I try to be always cheerful and vontented. ey ‘Divers twn't @ woman I know whose husband makes as much as you do who goes : 48 shabbily dressed as I do, and no Gressmaker ever keeps her word, and it I 0 to & Btore to buy & hat the shopwomen get around one and make one take ] / womething by soft-soaming that looks all right in thelr mirrors, but when you Woar it afterward you look like @ fright and they nron't exchange ft for you because the feathers have come out of curl or they say you bave solled it, and what this world 1s coming to I don’t know! 3 So that's why I aay I don't seo whet I get out of life, and we might as well @o out to @ restaurant dnd get our dinner ving Day, ¢ I know If I do get a turkey Delia will spoil it im the cooking just for spite, Decause Thursdays are her days owt, and she dosen't realize tt Is Thankagiving, because servants are very tnoonsiderate, but I won't give up my Thanksgiving | Cinner at home (to please any one! T’'m afl run down and my nerves are in « terrible state, but T don't complain, ‘and I do not see why you insist on a turkey dinner for Thakagiving when you | iknow {t will mean work and worry for me! We can go out w dinner, you say? You can go if you ike, but I will have my Thanksgiving dinner home, You may not care for Thanksgiving or for your home either, but I do, Mir, Nagg, and tt 4s nothing but work and worry until I'm ready to drop, but you don't care! The Age-Confessor. (Hetty Green, after complaining of woman's inck of privileges, annowners thet she ts ® year older than was supposed, —News Iten.) HERE are tears upon the Pavement, there are sobs upon the alr, There are wet and ewollen eplotches on tho faows once eo tatr; ‘While the women of our nation hand opt words that fairly bitster As they olte the latest treason of thete poor, misguided sister, Since Mother Eve, it's been the boast of every budding sage: “There's just one secret girls can keep—the secret of their age.” Yet here's a woman who not only casts away all fear Of telling of her age, but adds thereto an extra year. Gbe/d raised thd hopes of womankind by taking up their cause; Ghw’d mourned their dearth of privilege beneath our man-made laway Then, just as all ber sisters were about to give a cheer, ‘The Mean Thing had to go and blab about that extra year Oh, Hotty, fickle Hetty! When you'd scored so ules @ hit, WHY must you go and spoll st by disclosures so unfit? Yet, though each age-shy woman will declare you awful mean, To all thelr bitter hearts your name will be forever Green. The Cut Direct. Mt \) \ \ Mi} his, \ LON aS KC Me YIN, Kase yes = ~ =< APT. Good Way to Lose a Job HW following cearmuniontion ts self-explanstory, sayn the Chl- ‘Tribune: Heinrich Knote as Assad, though the higher heaven of true musto- lovers, according to tradition, dil not rush the Gt, Peter at its gates. Amase- ment answered for enthusiazm, Color turned the critical head. Sucows waa written on the new gold curtain that Miss Edith Wtiker as the “Queen ef Sheba.” Salumith she dispiayed an case equalled only by the fresaness and aig | of lyrook jaa raise ite ig §¢ ‘ring. then across bridge? Mine, pold added to his liwt, Herr © in & position to leave Alles Eames in the refrigerator, Thue Bi lyn poynician's wite has both volee beauty, although her neck is 4! than her yolce, and she will pi iy ve ® suro cure for the ley pi nna, me Edyth Welker’s | discontent it fe: couldn't ape @ lady in out getting Water on f frood ci had stray pong I t ' tan, Bete aktend Yo ign the aya tat avery of. the Ww her a round of applause, ‘ ea eieatonsine Sot owt it seemed to no Beh srospecttn rough & came o! fying, colons. CHARLES DARNTON, —————$—— —? an Nexed young people can ob- fin peaken advice thelr tan, e Ly wi Boity. ters for her “ould be Pry to BETTY, prety’ box 1,4, New York, He Loves Another. 1, Glasses! cut me, just then? you 3 uy gure she meant it for Bow Wow-Sate, ht Well, I think) vay, look here! ‘This tw a counterfelt) Monk—hey any sensible folk put no!’ Pelican=Why do you, think the sheep 7 HARP oan, Roan cena sition, aa married | ét ie very unsafe, don’t yout | trust In “etgngs;” but it's lucky for me | Come form such a By family? aaa anes Sige ors oat eb |SOrr et ar ' + Leh gadget roe oreo] nw tt Pm per” "| mga ey ave al wel] fr nit BL tc ding, tut since then I have fal- i ae his welely in love with another hom I know 1 cannot live without, peak Se ee po 7 hear: ee et ee, ee NR RRs ta “Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder’"—of Another. \ By Nixola Greeley-Smith, Dear Miss Greeley-8mit ‘ tam lo tow, “Al . & Eotren oy ITH Hatin sd ewetinoart ot ate i) hea G. A. and AGE, Se WOMIEN efron, Ty PU aan ARS esa en DAINTY CANDLE-SHADES ARE EASY TO MAKE. You will have to tell the girl of your mistake and ask her to release you from your engagement. Under no olr- cumstances marry one woman when you love another, A Modern Juliet. Dear Betty: | AM @ young girl, fourteen years of ‘age, and I am In love with a young fallow twenty years old, I love him that ho loves eaya early, and he says me re inh T love him. Mot! y etornad, ond i dam & sour old maid? 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You are’ far too young tovthink x such things, Your motber is quite right, Walt four years at least) The law would annul your marriage at your mother's request, She Loves Them Both, Dear Betty AM twenty years of age and Am Ros auainies with two young men, Since you love both young men, é would advise you to marry neither, as patrimony presupposes an exclusive In- terest In one, VERY verla tion of the plaited io greatly in, ay and each now ome” seems more attrag: ‘ tive than the Here {8 one of latest of all models that Is made with & kilted founce and plain @pper portion and which will be found espectally eat~ istautory for wear under = the con 8, although It 46 desinable for every. use of the aeagon,. 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