The evening world. Newspaper, November 21, 1905, Page 15

The Evening | World's MRS. NAGG AND MR. By Roy L, M’Cardell, GIVE ME THAT GOING To i Why Did. She Throw Herself Away on That Mant Why Did She Do It? ONE AND CHARGE FETCH It To Pop / WOME AND FAT : . TEN HIM yp: ing it, OTHER was here to-day, Mr, Nagg, and she wanted to know what you were going to do about seelig why the men don't come to fix the furnace In her hows in Brooklyn as you promised, Bhe says the tinemith’s store fs just around the corner from her house and you will not have any trouble In find. You cross the bridge—or no, the easiest way, of course, ‘would be for you to take of the bridge and transfer at Nostrand avenue and thin, after going ¢o the end of that line, walt for a Flatbush avenue car marked “Bergen Beach” and get off in vanaér~ veer Park, and the fourth two-family house you come to, ates avenue car at this aide sia rm MAMMA’S BOY. Thi Carry it He Buys a Thanksgiving Turkey, Magazine, bu a dh a a Ld oy ae »» Tuesday Eveutan, By F. 6. Lon. er t Finds lta Rough Playmate, November 21, aa you get off the cas—no, I'm wrong, eaeik as you turn to'the right-hand acute 14 than. wtb vend de weak ft now, and he always fixes for mother weitad nd Of Wrong Baptist yrtheapien: Io about hie bill it to her fnoe/ that he didn’t see what the bills, Shbue wopetaine bouche ‘ho petenoga (a''ee ber the month—and she thinks you could over Te . a Ss ee 4 “The Lion and” the Mouse” fa MEA Menager: ¥ anything can bring Mr, John D, bell to ler and Mina Ida M. Tare her it Is “The Lion and If the man of the most millions and "A Girl who Wrote" (with abject apologies to Mr. Alan Dale) could be lured, coaxed or bribed into witnessing a performance of Mr. Charlee Klein's funny finance at the Lyceum Theatre they would probably the Mous © lot of spare time, even If it Is the busy m, and do that much for her. T's just around the corner from her house, You don’t think rad ean find time to go away out there, you say? Oh, Mr. Nagg, why don’t you say right up and down that you won't do ft becauso it fs MY mother? Sho may be altting there freesing to,death, and you Won't step fust around the corner from her house and toll thé tinsmith—not the chunky one that swore eo when he burnt himself with thé hot soldér—but the tall one that used to wear the bushy whiskera—I do not ember his name, but everybody In Brooklyn, almost knows him, and he’s the ibrarian in the big brick Baptist Church—let mo ses, what street Is ft on? ‘Woll, never mind, but % just shows how much you care for me, and it ust Dears out what my dear mother sald to me, just yesterday: “The day will come,” she said, “that you will find that man outi*: “T know,” whe sald, “ho (s leading a double Itfe~not that I,” sho sald, “would say & word that would cause any trouble, but,” she eaid, “I know what I know! And to think,” she sald, “of all the offers you refused to marry a creature like Mr, Nagg!” Not, as she said herself, that she would eay a word to make «rouble between us, I dia haVe offers, Mr. Nagg. I might have been riding In my own carriages now, I might have married Mr. Durtmore, the real estate man, who failed for #0 muoh money the second year he was In business, and no one knows what has become of him, and, as mother sald, {t was all on my account that he ruined, himself borrowing money and running away! I could have marricd that tall man, I forget his name, but he always wore @ black derby hat, He was fnfatuated with me from the time I was a wechool| girl and used to walk past our house every morning precisely at twenty folavies | to nine, and his clothes always smelled of benaine. Mamma always sald he was a mMlMonatre in disguise and perhaps was a pat theian, because he always wore congress gaiters! And then there was Bila Bliggins's stepfather, who afterward went insane, |, “Of course he was already married, but the principle If the same, Oh, Mr, No. 8K jles ” (RRR, 1 epolled my whole life marrying you, and much you appreciate it! It Didn’t Fit Him, French While \ou Wait, | bs (Sareh Bermhantt's return to America te causing @ revival of interest in French mudy.—-News Item.) b | ai barely learned to talk and walk Like jolly old Prince Lou, And hitch our clothes with Cockney oaths In Ikeness to hts crew, When we again our jaws must sprain And give our brains a wrench, Learning to speak in one brief week ‘That gay old language, French! We'll have to study ‘demt-' taste,” To call for “eau de vie,’ (And don't forget the One Best Bot To practise up on “Vive la France!" (Jo t'aime” gounds promising), | For, tout le meme, the Bernhanit game Is now the proper thing, It's grand to copy other lands, And, for each foreign guest, Thus to provide upon the side An Lmitationfeat, But scy! Lek'a hope a guest some day , Will knock at Gotham’s gates, ‘The Pup—Well, if “every dog has its} "Yeo, 1 remember when that dore) The Wot!! Ain't you never been] The KiG—-I know I maybe oughtn't to At whose dictate we'll imitate day,” mine must happea on de wth of | V8% 4 litle puro wot'd eat right outer | tin-canned, nor run over, nor took tO] ao jt, but mature evrely intended for yer hand" —- “An now he'd eat cuter yer leg or any ol plare!"* ie nd or nuthin’? Say, you PI a etapa he don't! Willte-t won't apply fer that job,| Good old United States, Dey joaly want's he only want a “boy,” A. P. TERAUNE, Ros = LEAT aner\flo Should Women Lie About Their Ages? By Nixola Greeley-8mith, 1 | things to be hung on dat tail! February! you BETTY'S | BALM FOR LOVERS. # # Would it be proper for me to send him, with him, I went, but without my flowers or @ card on bis birthday In| es You may go out with as many young ar T meet him once fn a £ All perplexed young paeaih a an agen women as are willing to accept your In- ents’ consent sa oad OE Che pris He about nag age! 1 tay tain expert advice on their tng! vitations, You have quite anough to ta Ua be My ag to] Zou ginko es rg of me a advitye “ola the truth bout ming wi aked and yetl | [lOve aitaira by writing saree te marry on, fond Sim any Jewelry. Act {he bexln to Uninie f have ad sulstake, eye rend vot ne ive t har: Seeit, Post-Ollee box Lang Now , i We ‘wore foolish to go out without belie hot sai cightsen n to twenty hie yoate ver York, For a Christmas Present. | your parents’ consent, The young man are aa iB yeu at —— Dear Betty: ‘e sppareny interested in you. Do not . h B oes Several Girl HAVE. bee! to a young run al ‘m, eae cali 1: is Yepre ger ae He G with ral ls, man in Cincinnat about three | | Fen thant wan mar: | Deer Betty? months age, and woud Uke to know | Un Unworthy Fiance, cr than yout ey: rf AM 2 OU he ek dmeoreres dt He would be oroner. to send. hin | | EN. Homever, I neem | Chrauriy present wate? | “Don't give him Rowers, Ii woud ve ay Rogol mn dear uprigh: ken young rt leasure of bet him a new book, or If he engaged to & young man and to bBo oe i SMe hand, but yp ae with ‘oe grin Aifferent young It Is entirely proper to send he vote “+9 joie. pipe - cigar cutter or be married in @ few months from Meng to mingle my teare with yours, for 1 have fan ® present, Bend him @ new book, |. 19), now. Ho said unless my folks or @ year's subseription to a ood mae-| would give hdm money to start a azine. or, if he smokes, any, one of halt He Never Mahes a Date. Dear Betty: ATTENDED an affair about @ b banal ago and met @ young man who | te a a a4 wrote ONS On one Sunny and anower ue hext an aepointne [ay ae ATR, bag owt J 10 a z “i ari it {eae Made ce qn ay store he will not Prag me, ioe 1 b pala dozen afiities used by smokers—a pipe, | olgaratte-case to him the best Aloe Pi HP ‘or ash-tray, i Se a ye i , ou want rt ay yas tam sone, 09 stl | Fon Fis Birthday, house andy ait am. he Bnet send the ring back or not? ton my Betty beget ; T certainly would send the ring Seok, which T ot toe to ony Sank 4 Ie fn Bo ore pice He 1s & most contemptible person, and man five yours older than mreelt i at ie to go rt are lucky to have escaped him. HINTS FOR THE HOME. tt and ene of, lemon ‘arame! to Color Soup. Paar ace. tala: ovehe kaa frat ‘layer, ‘Ake hait a ‘eave Of SURPF | cover again with @ second layer of fish, little water, pit on the Oe] cover ay before: with the mixture, keep | cy Make the Hair Flufy, kde‘ on R. 3 —Here fo the Hit becomes a deep brown | jt well moist Ath butter. Have ait: Wrinkios | Under ‘the pe iy to the Houp, MUL bo caFetul no! | slices at’ br a toasted A deep brown, ala th le : 90. | iit » Newbure HEALTH AND BEAUTY. » By Margaret Hubbard Bei ad or, Use it as you ’ h i ould any — “other realy ‘arfalt, eee with jt Plage in the oven unt poked, Jo tey If it fa done plorce with ynlo for ‘the halr,} oreasiy, rue wna gs 1X one-halt cup It o> " Tfor an es, I ee reacrip oak ey \ B. Rett Had re «o verter | It 0p awoet, roll very fine and cover the fish com- ° y tchipenfe * phew “owdered bloarbon- sue, abn you | : ot! Calves’ Liver, { i \ “E | ; ca in AKE slices of calves’ liver, Put F ‘ by : ¥ and these In a pan with 4 large plece and galt, Mince y and @ sniall Add these to twenty iainuies, gird ‘nr a pack with lea and galt, and Bi hie adout four howss, Do not freon if if onlo aed 7 eee of be y i blog ae Parisienne Potatoes. COOP tren larme fotatoos, ones about the size of , Put a large plecs 4 whon hot, put in the ith walt and , few remoa. ee pois ward tare pat 2 ‘| come to contrast the Girl of the Bonded Julla Hanchett, as Mra, Rossmore, joln hands as common sufferers. It may be Hbellous to tale thelr names tn vain, but Mr. Kieln and the advance hints leave no other course open, Last night's audience, which Included Mr. David Hielaseo, who may heave East with “The Girl of the Golden West,” was magasine-read and know- Ing. It accepted Miss Shirley Ross. more as @ stage edition of Miss Tare | bell, and was quite willing to overlook & healthy head of hair in Its eagerness to recognize in ‘Ready Money’ Ryder the bald philanthropist who pours Standard O!l upon the troubled waters of modern Christianity, Mr, Klein bas pulled down @ consptou- ous sign of the times, but he stumbles off, His treatment of a big question {s almost faroleal, whon tt might have been socialistic and telling. eof Fun Bros Am thing dut ‘004, TANROCR fald about a Bor Strong vole & Hae Srirley comes to” and he ores aun begs his i #0 sudden! the fact that ri; em oe Richard Bennett as Jefferson Ryder, Ea The Mouse makes the Lion look We | 10" han thirty cents. ‘The fable ts eo). It Is turned, even, into a howling joke, The daughter of Judge Rossmore returns from Europe to find her parents living on Long Ieland tn- Stead of in Madison avenue, The Judge haw been pushed off the bench by the money power whom he opposed and impeached on @ charge of accepting as & bribe stocks with which he has been loaded. The mother ls atruggling along with @ painfully uncomic servant and one asllk gown that has been saved from the wreok, “This nation doesn't breed servants," lamented the Judge in one of his first speeches, Miss Badie Stringham, who caused this outburst, \| deserved even; worse. Ryders young son, who has been smitten by Shirley on vhe voyage, follows her home and carlos her trunk eee hae the jolti) utterance, I. coul ae Rit “ngage a ites mule ‘be eek ."" ‘8 won o i my tai Novi trunk!" ‘exclaimed me Judge @ Not-dead-but-buried it act makes you wonder Muss Masten ite rn ie 2 We a Ams. 7° - amu i when the ‘Mouse’ “thon in his den ti the wares fast ang furious, Bhe reached her fath way through @ book that she finishe hurry, In tt she takes the “Oo by ihe, tentacles in such a way she excites his Cony A ae he straightway engages ip hi utoblography into shape, Ho is a Loe tle Man—Why, hi wy man, yet he Lithadees her all the time one 1d own 8 ear betore rook haters tn ors takes eae eceind So er in- 3 fauntty Lake the a qui mother are not seen Mr. Klien ‘evidently ¢ felt fay they manage spouted high wondh, Mi Buthoritative Ryd ‘as the money kc! trunks and stole bh wher Bhirley without turning a hair. or otherwise, ‘He was the only m of the east who succeeded in Bat ridicwously tn bis attempts to carry it D ‘the ehowrd unnatarelness o| ¥. Frengied finanolers and pe: eit Mbit Gent dah oe a FB fared at to wh" hee tig F Shirley serlousty, ry 4 ulema ane Hie hs ‘wonder at Mr. ae 8 naly| Yew of of nh bat a Dak Gay dinioneroated ‘aay or ought to find f § | Bian tet 01 * CHARLES DARNTON, A “Pudge” Student, parintendent—Who was Napoleon, . Su my Mitte man? May Manton's Daily Fashions, width for the chemisette, Tattern No, 6,208 ts cut In sixes } measure, ‘wrontayt booth Surplice Shirt Walst—Pattern No, 5203, for a 3% %, %, 98,40 and 4tnoh bun with skirt to maten, A, the chemisette beth of tucked and ine serted muslin, The effect Ls exchodingly charming and at tractive to the loom er-on, while tho waist hae the in- estimable advantage of allowing of {te quent change “%t chemisettes, whic face in itesif means \ coxvfort nor Obtuned In amy othe or way. The qtantity of matorial — requiret for the medium pity to 38-5 verte St $42 yarde ST or fis yords 4¢ Inching wildy with $4 yards any Unll oy gond by mall to TH BVE! 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