The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1905, Page 19

ae OF COLLEGE.” Taking Candy from a Child: A Farce of Frensied Finance. By Roy L. McCardell. Boone; In front of papa’s house, No. 120 Broadway. Oroned of dad bdbe surrounding the steps eagerly waiting for some one. ITTLE WODIH HARRIMAN—Look here, Hen Fick, you ‘keep away from here Amd Georgle Gould, ming your own business; I'm going to swipe Jim- wy » T gow bim first! Georgie Go papa and my papa were friends, and | demsey Hyde comes over to my house and Igo over to his Little Mehry Frick—Jimsey Itkes to hear me tell ahout “JUST OUT The Evening T Myed jn Pittwburg, where everything is nice and comes my pal Ben, the bully, you Bek cst for im: and vo T tall you to 60 on awe deave qweet little Jimsey to me and him! rs | Ottvere—Aw, betaher life we won't! - fel Little Jimaey Hyde trom pape’s hours, He hes e money ee ne von em , let take on tor Hee Prick) tnd Ben O4eM will divide oie foot to play with you boys any mors You only take z Gpuli—Hore, fellows, don't scare Jimsey. Let's pretend to something and get his pennies from him. Hareiman—Yes, that's the best way. If Ben soeres him any more he holler and give the snap away. (To Jimesy) Say, Jimsoy, you put your money box down and let Hen Frick and George Gould and me hod It, and you @ Timaey Hyde (clapping his hands)—~Tha: MMe money box) ie (suspleipasly)—Let go my money box! Let go, you mean Odell--Aw, choke him and take it away from him! Hon Prick (excitedly)—Oh, here comes Mr. Hughes, the polfeeman! (Bad boys scatter as Policeman Hughes rushes up and grabs the @higt tor mentors.) IAttle Jimeey (qrying bitterty)—Od, Mr, Hughes, they tried to rob me! Eddie Harriman—On, the story teller! ‘Henni¢ Frick—Why, we were only guarding for him! Ben Odel—Ah, quit yer kiddin’! (Tableau and vlo® urtatn,) +» The Pleasures of Poverty, By Albert Payson Terhune, x. Bosttoteeteecat he tor thle year With succulent tomatoes, But all those things take cagh to buy. HE Man Who Seldom Tells a Te] They're not for poor chaps much as Il I declares he heard John D. “wn Commune o¢ follows, to himeelt, en, for the coming year, I dine anent his povertee: “Tv slaved for many weary years It's breakfast food and And ries and cold stewed prunes for To make a decent living, ‘But now the future teems with fears mine And worrlsome misgtiving: And hen fruit overntpe; And ‘any o@de and ends I spy Cheap meals, park bench and paper collars, t will be grand! (The fest grab at ‘That forty million plunks will buy, “And yet, through all my povertes, One ray of joy is shining: And only forty million dollars! ‘The common claim thes 1 "Ta hoped to have chuck stenk to eat Have oatsed them much repining, And gravy and potatoes, Tl prove for their enlightenment ‘An4 maybe, Sundays, warmed-up meat! How to be poor and yet content,” 4 “MASHERS” AND WOMEN’S CLUBS. By Nixola Greeleoy-Smith, she is a way one evening and asked “th you take A ning to her story, "IT wilt wall wold she giwaye 4 indie, "T believe houne. “ NTT aes President + In lee bean ‘Airy. Prank Dd ali to carty a vevehcer and toy to id be lelal for her 90 it e of him Pe ek would hurt, but no; prsegee, ‘ily Kill him.” (Applause,) bag’ Bate ert eomel, ten sad, ey ele nee e—"Nelther aid T)'~News wt of the for Political ERHAPS this extract from report of the meeting | P of @ woman's elub js more Ahan veually trivial, Yet) hoW we would laugh if we were to read that « group | of young members of the Knickerbocker Club, or a bofly of | solemn Union Leaguers, or a staid aggregation of mill- fonatres from the Metropolitan, had got « to digguse Wee thay’ eouia Wott a.emrse, ake dhl “ae leet street! What ts the difference? After all, the club forum, wherein women meet mainly ener thétr equality with poor, obsolessent man, ts ly Ahe place one would expect to hear the twittering of the timid sparrow. Of course, mashers in moderate quantities exipt, end probably always will, A fool te born every day, P ing to an nt and too conservative p But why should « of “arious women | gol them. by dlaounslon? What Ahey matter, cas wey! ‘pense Is tho only weapon needed tn dealing with mashers. One of 1 ever heard waa the acooum giver me by @ npwapaper eo a any World's Bome Matazine, SPORTSMAN VERSUS HUNTE roe Bits & Game aad (ee, When the farmer's emall boy with an eight-cent battery hits the trail. The Horse Show Forever! & & &% & & & By Walter Wellman, co Lena—Will you take me to de Horse Show? bis Willle—Aw, come up an’ see me fader’a ol’ skate, Every bone in his | body shows. We're going to the Horse Show To take in all the frocks, And if @ horse would oatch our eye He must ait in « box, IAN COT a _By W. K. Bryans. | — a Regete-Goin' to de Horse Show? Willte—-Come on to de Horse Show Mugguy—Sure t'log! Ain't I took out) Wit’ me. Margie—Wot! You wid dat Prince me dress suit and had de tails Of It) aisert nat. an’ no necktie! Besides, docked? thove ia probably pawn tickets! “¥ AIFS USE BALVA waNTy =~ HOUGH it seems but a day since ‘We were worrylig over the levacy ot ro and of us have h " por- : soups; ford wee PAGE «a WOMEN CHAPPED HANDS, ROUGH SKIN AND CRACKED LIPS MUST Sweet Potato Fritters. } yas EH vaniad, | Novemb Wreaks “The Fool's Pevenge” “R-B-V-E-NGD emote the ear of R Harlem Inst night, when at the Opara-House in One Handred and ‘Pwehty-Atth ,etreet Mr, E. 8, Wierd appeared in "The Fool's Revenge’ for the frst time in New York. ‘Poe excel; lent Mnglish goto evidently desired to feel the pulyé of the metropolis trom a distance, proiiminary to belnging the olf Tom Taylor play downtown a werk or so hence, It can gaarcely be sald that Harlem throbbed. It remained ee Miss Alloe Lonnon as Flordelisa. throughout the performance, One lagy applauded wildly when the orohestra did its worst with “Rigoletto,” Shé probably saw the connection, Brosdway will Aoubtless do Ukowire Mven if it has forgotten Booth's Bertuooto it will remember Rigoletto and his operatic troubles, But {{ won't age the lady get the sack, It will see the ever-dear happy ending, with the jester's fair and {Innocent daughter resting her blond head against father’s knee, while the base duke ts doomed to death by poison Where They profound, but it ie generally In- teresting, at least to parents, Polly, who is the daughter of @ pear, was drawing pletures on a slate for three-year-old Ralph, “Look at this dog, Ralph," she sald, with great satiafaction, '‘Inn't he nie? The Girl fr OU must laten to ‘tts,"’ gasped the Girl, from = Kan- ms. “I's @ lottor from the Bellida cqld cream, or & mixture of glycerine} taken mot to rub so hard as to remove! ‘and rose water, with the Mnlest drop of | the akin, The continued vs9 of pre carbolte acid, will be found exgellent| atone will keep the finger tips tn fue for this 60. condition, Then Ww on a pair of old gloves) Lips that chap or crack easily in sud- from which the fingertips have been | den, 4 A oe Wig! Soatber eyo be Sut, Never throw away your worn-| pate might ine give cr crept, | Put gloves, by tho way. ‘They nerve ex-| chan the! aight ty a women “tpn oetentiy” ax eosmetic glover. Dirt ant) cracked and furrowed by — wintr ink on the ends of the fugers, the fregene ie very litte attention will | Particular tune of tho acenographer and Sreity nande should be apoctally oie seme ohlh an obong cas | ah eh erattnms AL Ra en HINTS FOR THE HOME. Berve for lungheon with po: or oymers. Sweet Potato Pie. NE pint of cold sweet poiators, ‘ 9 two CUptils of bolled sweet po- | tatogs rubbed through @ collan- | “dor allow (Wo ogKe heaten lah two poons cream of good mil ‘One tdbiespoon of melted butter and maghed, one cup suger, one-halt two 0 flour, Beat tho eggs Into tie | milk, one-quarter cup of butter, otiwes, theh add cream, batter and /one. or two well-beaten egy iit Drop by spoodful co dobling } with lemon or nutmer, lake ein fit ha try th w golden rows. Deai } crust Wke a custard ple one Pinyor | Ber Circle. clea Quacken- bush is the perpe- ‘ trator of the epls- te, but thé whole Cirele domes “out good and strong on the signatures, “Dear Friend: We Indies of the Be- linda Cirole are making a lace drape for Cora May Metager's wedding dregs, | It's to be Battenberg Ince, but we've only gon the beald sewed on, we hay- ing ont to Topeka for aame. John read me last night as how Prince Louis of Battenberg Is visiting In New York and We ladies want to know ff you won't run around and ask him to give you a few new alftohes. “'We'ne just et on making Gora May's dress the grandest over reen in Waubunsee County, and we caloulated as how Prince Louls would be delighted to show you all the stitches if you ex- plained to him aa how Cora’s pa te the Mayor of Waubunsee Centre, and how on Harlem, as the orehpeti on re act loot Mn Willard 9 ap | fo see bi in phd {1a OF extravagant, pleagure, His Berttio gain no ee thing, ts ‘ bells do fn n [gloriously and he pan with oll hie nolee he of Its own ech hie Alenkarn and his deliaht Mise Ale Lonnop, Gaughtor, was sweet fAljal nua a to : Mr, & & Willard ae Bertucclo, the deoeter. — And Mr, Wil¥em @auter, who sounds remarkably Hke our banished Arnold Daly, played the pure-hearted poet- lover gracefully, Bui the performance, on the whole, was Uttle more than aceeptahlé Those 004 ol Kallen times when @ perfect lady wasn't safe in her own of anys elea's home seem a little out of int om the dramatic stage: They be+ one to-day on the operatic stage, wileh will stand for anything |f the muste Is holy, QHARLIS DARNTON. Came From, CHILD'S magoning may not be) I drew it out of my own head.” “Oh, no," anewered Ralph, solemnly. “It came out of the pencil, 1 saw tt Presently he added, with deep thought. fulness, “There's a jot of dogs in that enell, One came ‘out inst night for roid, I don't Know how they get there,” —t, James's Budget, om Kansas. By Alice Rohe, poe srandmother on her father's side m the finest tatting ja this sect! of the country, " ni ""The Weekly Bazoo Prince Loula i# very fendy, go Tinow you won't mind. Bvt be and get him to write down just how the ches are made, We think thie te ® grand idea, The Dorcag Soolety started out to make Gora May & ladé Bertha, but I guees we'll fx them if we got the real Battenberg stitehéa straight from the Prince, ately, as Cora May's wedding ts to ba on Day, “Wilh best regarda to the Prince and yourself, we are ‘ *N BBLINDAS.’” "Isn't that aw isn't thad the quintessence of nerve?’ “Ot course, the Belindas wouldn't be lieve for a moment that Dalay and £ are not hobnobbing with all the cele- sa ay eee ca ee De May Manton's an faper ed serve hot, with lemow f Chocolate Pie. ; NE cup milk, Qe three tailoapao: ie, three eaten ¢eea (yolks Palys TATE the chdoolace and peat th abe mile, add sugar and roi Aevor with vatilla, Bake \, Brown Bread Bars, PLO Nee Wes Be Daily Fashions. HERS te no coat that the amall bet. ter thad this one, The caps =omeans = extra. warmth about the shoulders, while it also is oxosedingly be- Gleaves ‘allow of “gd ping the garment o: with perfect ease. id bag Br the itertal Ddroadelott, with trimming of Dahding and lace, but the model t# appro priate for all ¢loak- dgloth, in eee well aa Might, fe always Sajil- some. Velvet and solr veteen «are = greatly aed, = white, agit, ate. a pumber of gloths tat also are desirable. The quantity of ma- torial required for obild of two years of 4 Ah4 yards 5 404 yards 4, oF Thy yorts & inches Wit», with 6 yards of lice <<. ore t and trudting and . ied. fe cut) tm sives for children of © om, two and four me Becwts st ooh eS, Bis