The evening world. Newspaper, November 15, 1905, Page 17

z4na Re x ME For A Home! yy Own SB ao O Med WILLIE WARBLER, : HOTEL STEW > Alas, poor Signor Caruso! Why did they took his stew sof Fram hotels hes flown To a home of his own, Where the cooking he wort hove to tue'so: ane «venin a8 FINANCIAL STRINGENCY. By Roy L. McCardell, ay ate REAT & . Boerybody’s Friend bs “ Wild seveeesed Lightwoud seeeeens sees Who Wants a Raise sevesweceee ells Bmployer, Who Calle Him! Beoretary Shaw, of the Treasury VEN the orchestra whooped it up At the Belasco Thewtre Hat night, when it «ang as well played the songa of '49 between the acts of “Nie Girl of the Go'den West," Only the eoeni¢ artist was quiet. A poster- (ke curtain, goklen alike in tty color- {ng and tts promise, was succeeded by )& beautiful panoramic pleture of the! |@lorras, whtle the cold gray dawn of} the week after “The Girl” had given, CARUSO Bill collectors, ront collector, grafters, touchera, life ineurance men, eleo- ) Won bettors, chance acquaintances who want you to cash a check, ladies ordering ings home C. 0. D., panhandlers, promoters, touts, Scene—New York by gaatight, moonlight, electric Light, suntight and lamp- | Ught, ‘ Time—Between 1 A. M. and 1 P, M. Teaays been a dentisting, From pain he sought a "Leth And bravely stood that dentist man When Teday Showed his teeth. - put your nerves in order for a halt [night's reat, ‘The plotures wore better than the pi The fact that “The Virginian," ° day." "The Helr to the Hoorah” and “The Squawman” have preceded ‘T! Girl of the Goxten West" over (Enter Uncle Russell Sage, eating an apple. Orchestra effect, bass drum solo, "Gimme the Leavings.”) cle Russ y=F usually ¢at two apples, but to-day I find T only have ‘the price of one, Well, what care I? A ehort life and @ merry one! Let the \marrow take core of tkvelf! Ha! Ha! © Merrible Tom Lawson (enters hurrtedly)—Beware, young man! The rapids are ‘Pelow you! Keen out of Wall street, Tho System— * Unele Russell—I never play systems, and anyway, Wall street has no terrors @or me. TI spent my lust penny on this apple, Terrible Tom--You should haye bought a penny paper and read my open Batter, cle’ Russell—Tt i# too Inte now. Your letter was food for thought? Terrible Toni—Aye, old maa, tt ts! (Biter Willie Gettit and his employer, Hiram Daly.) t w Uncle Rudsell—Yes, but there's no nutriment in it, (Signals bis chauffeur nd escapes.) © Willie Gettit-T’'ye had an increase in my family, Can 1 have one in my our? _ Hiram Daly—Why do you aek? , 1 Willie Gertit (Nesttatingly)—Oh, er—er, Just for a kid. * Hiram Dely—The only money in New York 8 on exhibition at the Metropol'- ‘wan Museum, divislon of antiquities, C&xtt omnes.) U. and L (enter, opening the morning matl)—Hem, “Please remit,” “Kindly (pemit.” Relng a man of lecters doesn't pay. Our Wife=I simply must have some money, Mhe house? How flo you expect-— MLowd evieg off stage wt R. Enter Secretary Shaw pursued by the populace, hd thay, some mare.) Seerdary Bhay—I decline to interfere. wir pockets, in thé banks, in hosiery or in sight, it ts your own fault Cond to dome to your relief, It's your own fault! All—lfow® Goayerary Shaw—Well, the money that you kept out of the hands of Hyde, Mocurty, McCall and Hegeman, what did you do with it? | Poll ust | Booretary Shaw--You bet # on the election, It's all tied up. BEd thoyatringency will be unatrung. AljmTo the stakeholiers! To the stakeholders! (Exit all, cheering. The dark face of C, Francis Murphy is seen peering ‘@eriily through the shrubbery.) (Quick ow How @ you expect me to run ) We \ Mercy! how the file does grate! Vl . After that wild gala night. In lovely shape its highways are If there 1¢ no money tn oiroulation, in T do not Cajl all bets off, novelt; only the distinotion of Mr, stage skill, He has put a wild and woolly story between golden instead of yellow covers, % The play ts padded with small incl dents that lead up to @ scene in the second act which will doubtless make “The Girl of the Golden West” an Eastern success, It is the familiar Belaseo device of having his heroine) thrust her lover into the jaws of de only to snatch him back again, It trick as old as Sardou, trut it, seldoun rtaln,) The Girl from Kansas. By Alice Rohe. PS, there's no use| such @ strong disposition to celebrate trying to educate| his arrival over our chafing dish we some people,” enld| began to wonder where our fun was the Girl from Kan- | Comjng In, sas. “We tried to| “We finally hypnotined Perey into do the right thing (Promising to take us to the theatre, by Percy Bying- | Pere ethers the richest man In Kan. ton, but he's disap- ieee @ didn't mind @ little thing lke purpose effectively in this case. Beiasco's New Play With a Whoop, a dig difference. A poms, headed the eheriff of the county, who. to marry "The Gtrh'* he bas a wife in New. Orleans, 9 fenrch of the road agent and etope the eabin i Nenthy ct the géri's guest, who le hidthg, and torn her love tte way by teller her tet her” Joboson hat “a giela Spanteh iy . oad 9 bwith @ biiphigr epleet repeation,” lp the saoon business for a road agent | the pombe fe gone "ACh: Gert, letra that road agent a tongue-lashing’ and ture! — {dim out of doors, A phot to open the door, and Jotineo |in wounded. She hides him ta |when' the ‘sheriff follows up | tails to bring the thrill, and tt serves Ite |), West” The eerift reveals Robert Hillard ae Dick Johnaon and Frank Keon Jack Rance, laine aro sinks vunoonestous {hho a chair, Girl” and the sheriff agree to play m! ume of “show down," she to have the road agent if she wins, the sheritt | {eave her, Mote dolds ‘the ot 9 be yet ie the best two put We, 1e etunds the noble eirl "Beate rt al ulling @ third ace out of hi inf while the cherift t# roasning for [Penetting to euetain her In her hour of trial, nt {9 afterward capt: nao agent. who tures Nien eri and "the boya’ to |. But “the boys’ ent, and Johnson and the girl leave carp te webver. “The Girl” i delightfully unconven- tional, and after closing her saloon at 1 peared, You know] ‘‘Well,"it all happened in a Broadway Percy's the rea! Ree the ‘back th Waubunsee, | writine to Os | Gnyest “Manhittan, telling us how he niet wat coming on to show us the time of | ary cabin home the stranger whom sho had met on a trip to Sacramento. ‘lizzard @he nnively offers her hed to Hives. “Delsey and T went bome aed dressel 2 yea when he got here he showed | WP in everything we owned, her quest, while ase, having pulled on eae t he << We wanted to oy feel iiks} Sbe—The cook only broke one disa id doven't eat half He~Now, I suppose I'll have to oak We-May I pay your daughter at-|ner warm “nightie” In a corner, rolls Vdd ‘Luc 8 bel, and | O-B4Y. dade. “pape tha your fexher's ovement. tention? + “Therself up in a fur rone on the Moor os Pup—Why |s that? B. wowtve fired the cook and do my own cooking now. The Wail of the Last Whiskers, By the bell, and nad walled in suxnense, for appear at the top of our four Primitive purity ip as Pather—Yes, sir; and pay her bills, In “Texaa," too; ‘catse it's more than I can do, Cause for Alarm, Odd Luck, She-Ob, no, Just ask ma, She can — take care of pa. “HEN THAT Ww HORSE FELL over HE RUN APN IN HIMSELF. Bruin~How did that happen? She—It was the last one’ ¢ Artistic Indeed! sefore the fire. hoautifnl as It 19 generous. nger boy. . was a note from Percy telling us that he wag ill, but that If we would go to ine theatre arfa pay for the seats would be around the next day wetile. “Well, we felt awfully sorry Perey wihtle ber lover snored In ‘parlor,”” remember thes Pics ogg Belasco blizzard that ‘leme doors and rattles windows makes Albert Payson Terhune, (Tnapector Baracena hes licensed fifty naw barbers, The vogue of olean-shaven faces fe @ boon to “‘tonnorial artiets.""—News Item.) It makes the sentimental chin Itch ‘To think of all that vanished gpinach. Gone are the bristling Brannigan, Alfalfa, Mattress, Lilacs; Lace Curtain, Rasbataz and Fan And eke the facial Smilax, For e'en the tendereat Whiskerette No longer In & One-Bost-Bot, ‘The sephyrs that with ambient wing Our Sea-Weeds used to stir, A solo threnody now sing ‘Mrough Dowle's facial fur; And sigh above past whiskers’ gray: “Here ‘Did set vet I guess not. We have rw . and that happe: Bou week yee sine and ned ‘Yes, ‘es, 1 ner von pretty, eh to get lo ‘wasn't ayest ulation ind, “lording It over walters “and AT chance have whiskers, anyway, To blossom as of yore ‘When fifty barbers in one day Btart gunning for thelr gore; When Fashion dooms the lambrequin To banishment from lp and chin? i» eawy to measure within two or three d, ree our cond Uke only @ chen) rt CAN; out it aa fo tervible hare rt with that lump rum, ’e funny what a difference of geegraphy suakes, jan't tt rey was bo) fi “gs bess A Waubun- hee, Somotines he woul @ is both down to ihe Happy Hour Oyster. . United States. is the ne: Gone, are the times when whiskers grew Luxuriant, blond or dark; Bug Artist—My! Lan't that beautiful? “ ‘ . and blow us to oyster "soup after the Here & To Oe atately tondetoots. ana | Ween manly eyes eemed peering Jolly Twelve Danoing Club. And to there an old house overhung by through. think that he should come to thisl” large biades of gran, ‘The jungles of a pari that the distanoe to Alpha Centaur is @ OP Been vin, pick It up, thelr grvater distances, ! athe day you'll have good luck.’ ut then to pick dt up this way ‘ol cky any day.” Miss Bug--Oh, Johnnie! do come away from there before you get intoxteated! in the morning she entertains In her) thelr love-making teinga on a howling | air. Mr. Robert Millinrd w * {bly respectable road’ agent. amd” Me | et ”, . It ts recadied, the solfeacnifcing heroine naw orude tn spo's. Manard in | c1RP~ The Nn erm otROh, fr, det Baas synolle dawn in the foothills, Mise Bates showed a new powér, and Whon carried ler emotional soones eplondidly, ‘They veemoed very addon, Mut th Have been the remit of the roouttale * Re pune nn a Wty met ort ne minor parts were all in good M, Roberto Deehon being ipechalty ax: eellont In the role of a “ereaner,”” The play was finely staged, but de- “si One acene, primary | scoot t wont outgide and slept In the front vard miners. with “The Girl” t lina te ieee what little sie knew. was mai some . trap, reminiscent of a ehean’ val 0 0 et VThe Gel," ike hem Ite guage, be ereatly tmnreved, OHARLB@S DARNTON, ee Popular Science Notes. o ten the points of the compass by a watch: Point the hour hand at the gun, Then south ie hali-way between the hour hand and the figure 1% of the dial, ‘To measure an angle 44 a mye Lay two ‘ of r on the angle, crossing at the apex. Holding ane dr pac by they on the face of the watch with the apex at tne ‘ they Pp the angle by the minutes Of the @lal, each minute being eix ‘on an wee degrees in thin way, ) Alpha Cemeurt, @ bright star of the southern hemisphere, not visthie in the wt star to the solar system. Yet (t te 275,020 times tar from the earth as the sun, mye the Chicago Nows, That de, tt 1s 25,000,000,000,000 miles away, ‘The sigh’ of this nearest eur requires four and one-third years to travel fo the earth, Yot other stars are so much further away from the earth mere yard @ilok with which io measure, Ameptoans get thelr correct ¢imo from a Jittle room {n the Naval Observatory, loented on Georgetown heights, In the auburbs of Washington, The observatory wan originally Intended to detect errors in ship chronometers and to regulate them properly, This work constitutes one department at the institution, but pere haps sto meg important function is that of being the nation's Umekeeper, ‘ APPINESS AND COOKING. By Nixola Greeley-Smith., 1G. CARUSO has left a New York agate Aotogy tid BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubberdAyer HOME HINTS, Celery Salad with Nuts, Pe, ot § 10 , having brought with him tn ‘ tbat } risekeoping, For Eozema, i eee Should Cousins Marry? 8H equal parts of celory and English ; O.—Yes, wrong for her a Doar Retty! Walnuts, and serve on lettuce 'f Met in some grit PomvOitioe leaves, When ready to serve pour . canes causcs over the following dressing: Yolk of ei two eggs, beaten lightly, one-half tea- ul each of mustard and salt, beaten ‘constantly, four tablespoonfuls moked butter, six tablespoonfuls yine- war, Cook in a double kettle uml It thickens, When removed from the fire adi Che well beaten whites. Before serving add cup of whipped cream, Cranberry Dumplings, OLL out a layer of duenpling crust thin; spread ‘thickly with wet crabberrles rolled in sugar, rot! up, inch the edges tightly towether, and steam one-half hour, Serve with fairy "butter pudding sauce, made as follows: One cup of pylveri#ed fugay, creamed with one large tablespoonful of butter, then beat lightly with the yolk of an’ oxy until smooth and creamy, Beat thel ) white to a atift froth, mix Mghtty but! thoroughly, heap on a glass dish, aprinkle with nutmeg, stand on the loe ; ‘ i Frozen Peach AKE plot of cream, twelve yolks of exes, balf pound of sugar, and a little grated lemon, Beat this molxture In kettle standing in hot water. When starts (oot thick take out of water and beat on in the same ket- tle, When cold add ope vint of pares ot fresh peaches and one pint whipped cream, Mix easy end fl) in moults with Cover, Pack the moulds In toe with feo cream, galt well. and treexe ei eit & > i Hh z - Only people who have lived long in hotels of gone the rounds of boarding and lodging houses with gam Jadies Who borrow the rent from them for ‘who have finally been driven to hoi peration, appreciate the tenor's wisdom, Phere WAS out driving the other hight with ne , a. ‘aie fo Rg this | By Gop HE Z 8 E to porting married, 1 am ie yrurs Ald, and rhe Is ‘oar. do you think It for us to marry? G. H, | If n-not Wrong for cousina to marry, only tnadviseble, If you are both strong healthy persons without hered- jltary disease, I think you may do #0, wo (ae, Le, Ls oie i 2 Zi a 238 i “weap aha lPl: Z ents: burt rset attachtd, to dot) or send by mall to iain Those Patterns tx ways apecny cmam. sugar, You ¢an Be I nS 1 May Manton’s Daily Tucked Shirt Walst—Pattern No 5,196, “a big ur ) TON FASHION BURKAU, No. N West Twentyethindatenst, New York. Send ten cents tn coin of aiampa iF Gat! Watiern ordared IMPORTANT.-Write pen name and agdtew eee Ww > Fashions, é HD ehirt walet in silk, dannel or all other ght - welght wools te held essential to the winter wardrobe, Just as the one tn ‘washable matorial is to that of the sum- mer, Tiustrated I one of the newest of all models = whtoh {9 suited to all the materinis mens toned, but which ag shown is made of fanoy taffeta stitoh. ed with sik. The features of the do- ‘ign are to ba found fa the arranzemout of the tucks ant in the novel cuffs, whioh are singularly attractits, The quantity of materia! — regitired for the media alae fs 85-4 yards M oF mM or 214 yards 4 inches wiles ye Pattern S100 le cut In alton for a @, M8) 1S) MW and inch bUsE measure, Byk. WORLD) vials. and a the loving pair gaging at i eR