The evening world. Newspaper, November 14, 1905, Page 15

fist Rte 5 PAPA'S GIRL ®s Pays Heres! \COME @N, KIDS, PA AND MA HAVE Gong To THE HORSE SHow= LET'S US PLAY MORSE SHOW RIGHT HERE. ler vw nee oe the bwKvyneing | MRS. NAGG AND MR. —— By Roy L. McCardell, Plays Horse Show to Everybody's # # o &# Keen Satisfaciion Except Mamma’s. By F, G. Long. STAND SEATS READY -woice ‘you GALS Te Catrics On Terribly if She Keer Ventures to Hint She Neods a Thing! ¥ I could only bavé Mine. Smith for a few days to help me make over @ of my old dresses, Mr, Nagg, 1 wouldn't awk you to get a new thing this winter, I haven't @ thing I ean wear and not be ashamed, Of course you don't gare, but when I went to the Waldorf the other afternoon ¢o attend a meeting of the Gociety tor Do- | mestio Keonomy 1 felt Hke a wretch in rage as I looked sround me, | ‘Those old Colonial hats are coming in styke ! al (a | and) Mra, Stryver looked Itke @ freak, with her haér all up| ‘th & Maree! wave and One of thore little hats porohed up on ‘op of it. She squints, and you know {t, and {t isn’t any use for you lo deny st, and It was all right for her when ahe had miihea that Httle French hat with i gti cron pore the the eye that equinted worst, birt this little Coli hot mode er look ri®culous, ddcarwe they are not becoming to one woman in & hundred, nd I priced one of the plumés like Mrs, Stryver had on it and they cost $21. I elmply can't afford to pay stich prices, and yet if I don’t have something Wear Ihave to ‘stick In the house, while you have a good time flying ying out all night every night some nights, Oh, don't jook at me that way! You as well as I do that we would ever have @ word If you would come home Jn time to your meals Jike any other arried man deos that wants to try to have hia home run right and help his wie ep & servant, ‘They Simply will not stay tn at night, and I don't know what become of U8, Unless We get A Chinaman or go to board in an apartment-house here | You have to live in wo poky rooms and dress every night for dinner, for even it hwy do not Nive a kitchenette théy are #0 #: that you have ta.stand In the “ting-room and redeh in to stir things with a long-randled fork. « Ohy eHkS your head and groan, Mr. Nagg, but ft Is necessary onos in a white {98 m® tO way @ word to you, It Js my own fault, I suppose, that I keep atient | lel make myseif a slave for you, for this house, for my children, and yet M I ask Your advice or try to explain anything to you you shake your head and groan. | The Gilhooleys have taken tooms in an apartment-house hotel, and Mrs, Gil- hooley fits! broke down and cried when she told me how she had to stand im-) padence from the hotel servants, and they wouldn't do a thing for her unles® she Apped them something frightful! { So it is no wee for you to iry to force me to break up housekeeping and pay three thousand « year for wo poky rooms fn an apartment hotel, I am not the ane that Wares "the money fn this house! 1 do need wome new cloth the style of sleeves has changed so that I Rave to get now jackets as woll, ‘The meeves this winter are up on the shou'der { J egain, when inst your they wore down at the wrists, and I have to have my seal- Akin made over, and ® will cost as much as getting a new one. | And that's the way {t goes, as soon as 1 venture @ hint that 1 need anything ¥ou shake your head and groan! T can have anything I want, but pléase don't fuss, you eay? T fuss, Mr. Nags? Me? Me say a word? Oh, Mr. Nagg, you may be forgiven for that, but do not tet any one ever, know you sald tt! } Don't hand me money, T won't take It! I don't want your money, let me starve, lot me goin rags! But I will die before I will take any money from you! How much ts it? Sixty dollare? Oh, very well, but 1 must bave a hat to, maich the dress! I can have anything I want, you ray? } Well, why do you take all my happinéss away by quartelling with me so?) The Fall of Coney—A Battle Ballad. By Albert Payson Terhune. (The combined fleets took posmession of Cofey Island Inet night end quickly demolished GMountalps of food and drink prepared against thelr coming,—Nows Item.) Ai beher,” quoth the ancient man, “and sit upon my knee; For, grandson, I would fain recount a famous wotores: The sorming of grim Coney's Isto, In far back Nineteen-five, For of that storming party I alone am left alive, ‘Twas on a chill November eve, three thous strong we stood; Stanch Yankeo tars and British ealts, combined for common good, very hero in the bunch had battle in his eye, And in each hear! there throbbed @ stern resolve to do or die, Ko DONT BE CRVEL, DEAR, WHAT PAVE You Sua WAS BREN DUING! « ‘ “[eway J OR TLL down! GIVE “hou A BAT INTHE EYE! § YOU WOULDN'T, OF COURSE, BESTOW @ MODEST 0S PaTORy LUTE U! WELL, NOT Nin was “And Coney waited our attack behind ite barricade~ | Twenty-five thousand stalwart clams piled up to blow our raid; ‘Two tons af poultry, ong of fieh, twelve hundred quarts of soup; | Toe cream a hundrod gallons strong enforced that warllke group, i Of coftes seven hundred quarts, the stoutest nerve to queer; And, for reserves, three thousand quarts of foamy, amber beer; White twentythousand cholce cigar obscured ua with thelr smoke. But with @ cheer we cast off fear and through the ramparts broke. “The clams have fallen ‘neath our charge! The fish is worn to hone! lee cream and goup are both wiped out? doughty poultry’s fown! Heneath 1 of its own smoke the stanch tobacco’s dead! The beer wned’ while striving co Outfank us in the head! Where ihe strength impregnable that Coney used to boast? Prone the its proud defenses eft onslaught of our host! ss OV CO aw oa ie A “Twelfth Night” ‘6 more leas of an off-night In the Shakespeartan reper. cole of these slop-tively days, yet for all of that the Marlowe-Sothern per- formance at the Kolckarbooker Theatre inst might brought the co-stara Imo « brigiht Nett of favor, Both served an E. H. Sothern as Malvollo, Meal, it nothing eve, very capabiy, and the production was beautiful in a scenic sense, although the cometly suf- fered in some instances from injudi- cous arrangement. The graybeapds and the siwerhnired were out in force, as if to emphasixe the fact that Bhakespeare is ever young, even unto the copybook thet was thumbed in the little brick sdbool-house so dear to memory and the American post, One might have accepted the ait- vation In an almost Pliaebethan spirit nd it not been for the fact that Miss Virginia Harned, wife of Mr, Sothern, laughed herself pink at various stages of the performance, Miss Harned shone Nike a beacon-light of joy from an upper box, shedding her smiles over an qudience that was as w serious aa it was unnecessacily warm in the ovendike Knickerboolcer, But Mies Harned, like the audience, took Miss Matlowe and Mr, Sothern to thet showed i ANGARIE, the big- Ant o'er a pile of kegs and bones this legend you may read: ‘Go perish all who buck againet the Anglo-Saxon b:eedt' a eal nella Athi Pha tt tv sassy ———. Ed IUUDAN It ame” ~ KISSING FOR PUBLICATION, By Nixo'a Greeley-8mith, LONDON, Nov, 11—A Weat & RON, Novatech Met nd woman Bes an album tn which ined substance on whieh the ips ace nth imprint, v provided on a ine) on which the hts or her autograph,Cablegram in Sunday me HAVE tot the slightoot douse that the originator of hip horror considers it @ great idea, At fird: glance it ty bound to make @ superficie! appeal 40 every one, for it contains the answer to that haunting problem of the modern world: “Where 1 mot that kiss?” a) ot Naturally wih a Kise all every Kind was duly record —Ke> SWronficlay ee NEWEST STYLES OF HAT FOR THE 1905-1906 GIRL. { ben tl a may wherein every salute of But unfortunately other and wolghtler rensong exist for the suppression of khis proposed lover's chronicle, | Everybody admits the fwlly of keepirg love tettars. Rverybody knows the frequent overwhelming Gisaster their " preservation entials, Exactly the same argument would ‘Thorpe that bad if Pag yn really made a hit with us we would be the others Wouldn't he worth Ht, captetlinp ity Another ¢hing, the “pad of soluble, carming-tirted substance which i Ups are pressed” might not be kissproot, Th Sikaht {Fede under] bless ot tgeuchory {rom one of Judas's friends, and shrivel like paper a lune Onder the too ardent pressure of a lover's lips, 1 am atraid, the fs not practicable, We surely don't it to preaerve our the memory of he. OF the Cold buckwhent-oake ‘olther do we went to keep alive '¥ endured ealutes beswwwed in alms-giving éplrit on a ‘A® forth» others, if we have any, sure); M is better . dt OF lathine) ©'revallection, without tne ald . * nit 04 substance, whatever « kise worth rei 1 And the Woman who wants to ben A Tow, Pawan Wat i Din Tirer A Oouns Tar Onive Goeey Vevver | The tenaaney is, however, toward the | logge and plot fee juresque shapes, mostly in velvot, At the Horse Show and other don\em- Dor and LATS are of many new and London King are here litusteated. One ¢9 4nd a ot pmrey. isu a ore a ee ‘An la-|ie tn the new aahlle-coloreg velvet, with {hy vuicer i" a shane ri a follawt eneont ‘w wing fimetions, finlty. of wbapes and colors. pass | sinall rounded oftxwn and fut brim, with ‘The t mined With ag nar ontrleh feathers falling WIFE Aved, tothe iran ev | h fury dnd ty one side, : i , at he zt , ape Sunt em |e greater varloey In femin- ‘azid fentdor | ‘The othot ty Ip olive green velvet, very UW! Mite the tae, are Were OM Le Rene eran” RAE been appaten! mmm em ae HEALTH AND BEAUTY. resting on. the 5 . By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, # throne, | three very full rom the Again the dclmming 18 often of feath- Bor the tonic take hydrochlorate of ia : 19 — — —$ : nts ack. we ” OR THE HOME. pil ine, 6 grating; tinct ft jabo ] i bi ‘ Pie, : ol, stineing all tNe time: twrm at once ate dl ALT Grater oil: Yomi, into one pint of ‘ { ‘B00: follow. | 178: Yellow vaseline, 4 ounces; aloo- “that in a tonte {Heh 4 ounces, Piven will otimus| | must be applied to the scalp every ‘Ate the growth and night. Tub it in, thoroughly. faye he hale Mt: Oo oking School for Men, | ia 1 egg, 1 rainwater V. BR. You, Barnard Colleae of thts chy has @ olass where cooking Yi-Here in it they no age troubled no doubt and should 4 E. ts yo ge Nas ah ‘aviend | ® J, sat on the swinging Wie ker work of her prophet’s benoh ‘When I called last night. ‘The dull flare of a candle made from ridnoo- | erous fat Meghted balistio markings on the hang- fon 8 the room, and the beadwork ‘on the drapery that hung in gracecul folds from Zangarie's rotund figure} sointillated and sparkled like the scales on a sunfish In the moonlight. “T gee @ great preparation going on, ‘and much oolor and light and worry, a dark woman with star 8 comes: in the suits egg cg ae who affect y mange ef sounds, incereatiog.” | emo ¥) « sards «row less aa I redeal) het ae ae. the trouble card much envy an There are | by ipa : ee ‘airy-like! of jealous emotion. ~ May Manton's UCH a pretty, simple waist ae this one finds is readily put to uses and Is @ well- deserved favorite of the season. The two box plaite at the front meet over the closing and allow of effective trim- ming of the small duttons that are so exceedingly fash fonable just now, while the #hirrings mean soft, becom- ing folds and lines at the same time the style of the waist \s far from elaborate. In this ane the material fs messaline sattn, in one of the pretty viewot shades, but every walst and dreaa» material that can be siirred suc cessfully is appro- priate, which means a great many ‘wools as well as silks, The quantity of material required for the medium size fs 4 6-8 yarde 2, 4 yards % or 214 yards 4 Inches wide, Fatiern No, 5195 ty cut In, sizes for $0, 34, 9% 89 and 40 juch bust measure, How to Obtain ‘There Ih “Twelfth | Viola by playing st, wi ‘iaat, She is mugh more. to ‘thant in the less becoming ‘her logs. She ended her sone» | Olivia with a ‘Parewell, fair Night” hy her long eeitietntaney with neon te ing and o gatural eharmn fi * it voy; but the poetry af her Mag yoléo blinded you to the Inck that left the audience footsteps. Later on she let Mithe, put her bod nee whole was quite ine, it Hr. Sothern caught the spirit. NN} eNO a, fii) M Maken ony Ay dulia Marlowe as Viola. strut of the vain, ridiculous Maivolie the pantomime of the part, Illyria, Mr, Frederick Lewis euggested whe poesibility of a future Hamlet, His Oraino Is by far the best pleoe of act showa during the present engagement, He had distinction of mans ner—a certain highbred grace—and there was real nwuslo in his readipg of the Mines, Mies Marlowe and he played to gether with noticeable sympathy Mr. Rowland Buokstone, who by some means manuges to ive in the same steumleated apartmest with the Shakespearian manner, was a hapay Bir Toby Beloh—but there, kind sire and gentle ladies, excellence ended, Mr, Fred Erle wos a alsterly Sebastian, and the women, if we may class thom here, were hardly worth thelr ink on programme, Miss Allee Harrington, é Olivia, towsled her halr 4 la Marlowe, and Miss Millicent MeLang)lin, as Maria. betmyed the need of a god broakti food, ee 8 ARLES DAIRNTON, THE FORTUNE TELLER. By T. O. McGill, soenes and the loud sound of stirring music, The dark woman with the sur eyes is very sud, und yet I see in tho midst of fer trouble laughter and founds of applause. "AM tm Phot in the running of the it" witch at “You are here in the deuce card, follows after the queen card all through the shuffling. It runs along capitally, and was particularly good ta Ae the dreamy, mediative Duke of | with knaves and aces, except where , the red aces have fallen with the dark oulte in the mix up, You grow less and leas as tho cards are rua, Sho dark woman {s sac at times, but as the final run bein the sults tow gether I see her smiling and radiant, hough all was Jost.” nd where am I?" Ou are still the dedoe, but, here comes the queen with the diamond tray and the three are all I have left—the queen diamond tray and the deuce, It ia well, Your venture will be safe, but what is it?” queried Zangarie, as she mufted the candle. “LT have promised to take the dark woman to the Horse Show and I wanted - to know whether wo would get away without losing our clothes in the crush, and with the dark woman being too unhappy when she sees the exhibition ¥ the Four Hundred's million-dollar iresses."" Daily Fashions, Yi Shirred Blouse Walst—Pattern No. 5,195. , Gall oF an Sees SY WORLD MAY MA TON FASHION BURBA| York: Bend ten canta in coln oF i)