The evening world. Newspaper, November 10, 1905, Page 21

Bwoshel’s Select Brooklyn. It was tions extra, orimination. How much better that ts than the modern system, where any riff-raft has } lence if it reads or ciphers better than the child of cultured people who, In jays of Mme. Swoshel’s establishment, could pay for all the extras and then, j he child thought it too much mental strain to take the éxtra courses, it got Latin diploma nicely framed, after all, Oh, you need not jook at me that way! I know that modern méthots of ) education are grossly inadequate, but, thank goodness, I went to Mmé, Swoshel's) | and parents could attend the school affairs and speak graciously to other people they met there, because any child that went to Mme, Swoshel's must have parents that could afford to pay the awful prices Mme. 8 A But the school got #o exclusive that finally nobody went wt all, and Mme. Bwoshel sold out to a Belgian lady who sued her for obtaining money under On| ay I have had a good education. Yet, aftor all, and you can’t deny it, Mr, Nage, tt ts all luck in this world! | | Tf It wasn't, why shouldn't Brother Willie be as well off as the young Vaasers | pretenses, and that's why I bilte? because she int I was never so rretending 1 had a nnd I dor are whe body end 1 am sincere observed the Crosi-lyel did you think you'd like one for @ pet, | {or did you want oredtit as @ discoverer, the Whiskers boarded the aud- or did you’ think the fox would be eiad | exproxs at Seventy-second streat | - meet you On" J themselves om on@osite wides | I followed ey Mea-| a fart Man as he and the Man with | aisle, rook hounds yesterday. Where did you f4low them to? prclously roared the Man with _) Whiekens, “Who was?” “Phe ran, of course, Tt was my first tide witli the Hempstead Hunt and"-— You sald you ran,” imerrupted the {Ofan with the Whiskers, sternly, “T said tt was a run, Chat's what they eall a fox-hunt in England,” “tT suppose they'd call a flat-hunt @ ‘climb’ at that rate, But why did you ‘hunt for a fox? Had you lost one, or Ne tt SS Self-Defense by Mail. Worm—O4, I'm afraid T can't hyono- tixe this fen, and I've taken lessons in hyonotiem by majl for a whole year, i eetnueaseiicetantenal All perplexed young ay edge! fain © advice on ee * ? ¥, Posv-Vilice box 4} wel hon. 6 i oy, “He Would Wed a Widow, “Dear Betty: DW mt ‘on my vacation last sum- ov 1 love her very yen ? big! tad Tpke went years om ou ie top joung 10. MRS. NAGG AND MR. —— yy By Roy L, McCardell. “men Not Superstitions, but It Le Very Strange that Some People Are Alwaye BUPPOSDE you are not interested in aint I say, Mr. Nage, and that ls why I sit silent and lot you do all the talking, but I am nop altogether a fool, Mr, Nagg, and you might es well understand tt! 1 could show you the elegant diploma I got_at Mme. Bdhool for Girls of the Better Classes In ‘the most select school in Brooklyn and tore than anything else; culture, phys!- Gl sid: omatal, und pane, algebra and French conversa- went in for culture And no one, no one, Mr, Nagg, received « diploma unions Whey took the extras, and if you took all the extras the diploma, was handsomely framed, and tt wae't in Brigitth, but in Latin, and nobody understood what It was about. But it was all very elegant and refined, and it was quite compensation to parents who had been frigtitfully over- oharged by Mme, Swoshel to see that no‘ partiality was displayed and any pupil ‘that pald for the extras could get a diploma and any upstart thet tried to tid through Mme, Swoshel's school cheaply was shown that there would be no dia- “ae Swat the drum! Mr. Battenberg has come! Fill him up on beer and pie Name your drink Lou! we will buy! e Bosses and the big machines ‘or weeks have been the'go. But now machines must take back seats And give the Horse a Show! Willie ts just as proud as they are, and yet when he seoures employment) alous of Mm because he knows more than they do that they con- im and have him resign and even accuse him of taking things and Gentler footballs in demand Roughness how is stemly banned, From the field the brute is hissed rited sume money? There's a woman I despise, and yet she feems to have nothing but luck. The other day Mra, Dubb walked down the sireet with me and she had on her ridiculous old plush dolman trimmed with moth-eaten fur of the #tyle of ten years ago, and who should we meet but Mrs. Siryver in her new black lace dress! ortif in my life. T fairly had to run away from Mrs, Dubb, wement with Mrs. Stryver, and Mra, Dubb is a good soul ” say about her, | amber friend, and when T am any- Dubb has no right to place me In such a positon, and I had to pre- to Mra. Btryver, the stupid, etuck-up thing, that I hardly knew Mrs, Dubb, e was an Impossible person. at my bem feelings to do anything of “that sort, Dot T can’t be 8 | anew { Mrs, Dubb.will weap thet old dolman what can he expect? e why T sey it is all tuck fn this world! t are you staring at, Mr, Nag? I know what I am taliting about! The Cross-Eyed Man And His Chum, the Man With the Whiskers. 'The Zoo Vaudeville ierterrupted the Cross: | Ryed ‘Man with cofd dlgnity. houads follow the fox, * use ow the hounds aid" — "What does the fox follow?" erly asked the Man with the Whiskers. “HS Own “AVGRNTY iepiaee, T Btip- snorted the Cross-Byed Man, she Interruption, we come to the &il"—— kill him, do they? What a grudge agalnut| snapped the Orvess| “because Uat's their nas iy Then wo ride home to the house an the twiilgot and”—. Me i delicious fox ple for To the, fox‘of course, It was @ eplend'd run of eighteen miles, and —- Snike—How in the world did you make ® fortune with your voice? Rhino= Why that’s easy, I proposed Mig ‘Monk—Not at all, A rattle has The Fortune Teller By T. O. McGill, OOKOOLAH, the looked closely at them she sald: } | "I see @ long journey and a pleasant Billy—Now, what are tiene for? He ~ Don'« you think he's rattle Ho~—I arn hot re golng to be married? ret mae got to do Where He Got Culture. An Example, “Then why ah it for in tye tak ed just th ‘point st ge who thing, Its t Py excltemen iif the run, hunt for ‘excitement. oo through the the throne of teak. wood throw'og seed cake to the red moon bied when I called last nigirt. T Ind the ooin In the hollow ele- mat tooth and put the written words of my guest In the slumbering coals of | the tiny brasior bound with brass from A prophot's tomb, As the smoke curled up from the blackening ashes from the e paper Zookcolah wnlossed the meshos of | ny, the bead work In the star ball, aad @ ft ran through her Angers tho bla end the rede ran together in a solid “That starts good,”’ tled myself for the rest of the predice T sald, as I set- “There will be much ¢onfuston men and struggling | ‘There is trouble and turmoil but the ‘I see you and @ dark woman In qulet land where people sleep mu jand here and there T see obiidren and |plants. Tt Isa ppm borty land, wit spundaciee of things that are goo st and & merry end" — aa ot aa wild as it it-wore aging “Maybe oh bate, a jot wilder than it ‘ou “oliow the hounds,”” in with a follow them We'll follow them together, clear jale Asylum!’ growled id Gentleman in the eor- ughter, ’ there the danging ‘of bells, ero you and the dark woman again on @ it ends wel, ‘twill be a sald Zookoolah, a4 she beude In the star “What was the quest?” she I took my hat to go, “We've got an paritakiog to Brooklyn for tre wel a} "It eeems a favorable thing,” sald Zookoolah as she brushed back a wisp He comes trom where | % batr from her beh that she might elligen hi He's a Boston | ‘terpret the bead colors better. pi. at J aan . Hine ran the beads io the beads again, and s and ag ol ahe | see the finish it T NCB se WOMEN o3 THE | LOST ART OF CLINGING. | By Nixola Greeley-Smith, COORDING to a cable despatch from Paris, it ts no longer tho fashion in that whirling capital for a wife to take her busband’s arm, It Is declared dhat the latest thing in society is for a man, wh Jean gently on the rourded arm of his spou' Tt te @ little dimicult to determine w! ether we are to accept thia remarkable change as a } whim of fashion or as subtly significant of the changed 4 spit of the thes, Consider the tUme-honored smite of the clinging ps alias woman, and the sturdy oak, otherwise man, chow Bdventurous female first put the idea Into the to be clinging vines sny longer, aay this withou: disrespect to B, Anthony and tho Mlustridus shadon of Miss Mary Wollstonecraft, Lady Hester Stanhone and Worthy Montague. For while it la very nice 4 to dream of becoming 4 slender birch or « supple willow, grandmothers’ alk, could “stand alone,’ we nover attempt It wit- int dhe once sturdy oak we sought to imitate Is developing ¢x~ tendenc he moment woman odases to cl nx man beri seeh i looks like a very Intelll- to posed ihe Man ie the wh poner The Weary Pater—Well—er, I guess wow Fig the S bierd wanted to| policeman wearing a wide-awak frat would be a pretty fair samp! — — he BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer | Defeotive Development. 188 M, BRA _ BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. tated re A emo and me 30 pe. te the to the HOME HINTS. UT email pleots oF slices of veal with -ayficlent Add a tablespoon- ful of salt and set on the fire to boil. rte Remove the scum as tt rises to the aah ai iat As soon aw the ment te tender turn A Si iy Affair. peek one tloose clothing. Cry deop ‘breathing, vlenty of exercise, pene formula 1 give | oe by ithe If thoroughly cooked tie bones will fall away from the meat and they should be ramoved. Line the bak~ achat" ing dish with ple paste and put in @ layer of the parbolled meat, Beason with bite of butter dredge with flour until It | Continue is Y aia ere meaningless met a very nay round ton! and, save the reat tw ature, Liquid ex- sract of galega eect phate ‘of time; 40 grams; tincture of fonnel, 10 grams; simple syrup, 0 \ ‘The dose is two soupspoonfuls with water before each muai. will, if followed, have an excoodingly bad effect Down on the Face. Saab of the self-wustaining woman 4M. S-sDon't tamper with tho down on your face or try to remove it, for it ts Hable to barry @ stronger growth to appear, ‘ny long dark hairs cause you annoy- Anee pull them out with the tweesers, Cure of Blackheads, J. AND B, K-—Pertect and cous Want cloantiness ls the fret requt at oneg and imp oct ‘gone 0 of clinging among forlorn ite brother to support must cling or perish. Oe aes rere Wer see Srest tho. seth to dogenenits inmythe ore sa PAK + yr iy ALICE NIELSEN . Merely Acceptable in ** Don lelaen's nal Allee Neilsen as Pasquale.” Nielsen show it what four years of har’ work abroad had done for her, It was) fn audience with both @ mad \hand and) @ critical ear, It was an audience such a only Broadway could gather. In one box that King) of High C, Caruso, 'N apirit the audience at the Casino yesterday afternoon was from Alice State, It wae there with & most friendly disposition toward the returned American singer. but at the same time it was there to have Mise Norina In ait’ Pasquale” in her Metropolitan Opera-House actoss t! street. It hardly realised her or the hopes of her well-wishors, Norina in Donigetti’a “Don Pueq had the charm of yetith and lo but Nt lacked IWfe and sprightlingss an ihr Bembrich, with of years and acsuGuaail pi role, This comparison may be unta but It ts nevertheless inevitable. { surprise that was hoped for was m ing, In ite place was merely phe Yet pocergea instead of and fy Sa, "welled In all the glory of one of his hundred famous walstcoats; In an oppo- sito box sat the prees agent's Queen of Song, Mise Lillian Russell, resplendent About the Cleverest of Birds. | WONDER how many kvow that by [ wetting a young crow befor ft ts) able to fy and by p,attonce and verseverance for a few days, or pet haps weeks It can be taught to talk, and afer the first few words that tt learns to pronounce It learns much faster than any child that [ ever knew or heard of. Among wild crows I never have s¢en ove that talked, #0 I cannot say wheeher talking would frighten crows or not, but I presume It would, T wish that a pair of taiking crows could be mated, and raise a brood to see whether they would teach thelr young {o use human speech, says @ writer In Weld and Stream. One of the talking crows that T have known was owned by a man of the name of Lew Labady, who kept a hotel in Petoskey, Mich.; and his wife one day, in a fit of anger, for some mis-| and of wit and repartee that would demeanor that the crow had cut up, | grabbed him and took him out in the! News from Out the Tall Grass. B OONEVILLE (Miss) Banner; Mr. Dock Davia was run into camp by a wampus, Dock was complet Jaugh at,” Newbern (Tonn.) Chronicle; We never did like turnip greens, anywi can get on the outal calibre—exqept Sam Cole, Mayfigld (Ky,) Messenger: Guy Byrd, the Messenger carrier boy on Route No, 3, will be at home to you each evening with the Messenger orlsp from the press, Treat him nice and, aa he is a ntee ittle man, he will do the proper caper by you. Kahoka, (1),) Courter; An apology tm due the general public on account of a misteading statement which ap* peared in the Courler's announcement of the Morris-Rench wedding, Recent L&tle Heotor—Pa, what's an incon-| developments clearly slow that in stating “the groqm ie a beta and com May Manton's Daily Fashions. Double-Breasted Coat—Pattern No. 5199, Fehesrg know that all erows could ba. as white as a sheet, He “Boys, this is nothing to » but we of 4s much strawberry shoricake as any man of our fe %s SN araTaag yard and chopped his head off, the crow shouting, “Oh, don’t! Oh, don'ti — a8 she carried him to the block, ught to talk, for. dt seeme reasonable '~ me that some of thom might be much more intelligent than others, 1 bave known three talking crows, and they all spoke In a higher key than people commonly do, but not more so than a few persons that I have known; bit their tal is very much plainer than that of any parrot, and a crow — does not use a lot of meaningless ~ words, and he knows what he is tallte ing about, One of these crows was owned by a ws man that lived in Cena, Upper Michie * gan, I don's know if hé or the erow either ts living now or not for ¥ od been a | Ume since I was th that crow aol o knowledge t= 9 ‘ie best criminal lawyer that ever to (angle a witness in bis evi+ tom wyisst man," “ fives ere dll the wrong adjea Antwero (Ohio) Be Beo: We have held conversations with men of brains and achievements, but never tried. to talk to any one until they were thoroughly disgusted with our presenay; nether have we ever boasted of Me 4 grammariad nor posed as a cri nelther have we ever, thrash 4 oolumns of our ree, called - od but pay her #8 pie names, but we doesn't Hye in Tamanho has : he A such disgusting things, A man he a swelled head is of litte onsen any community, Salem (0,) Herald: Mra, Richard Pow and daughter, Mist Carrie, were driving on Perry street, when thelr‘horse toole tright, wheeled suddenty, throwing the occupants out and turning the bugey, “fre, Pow was badly b cat , re, ‘ow wae ey In places, but was not erly, faluree, vant 4 daughter escaped bul was adly seared, Mrs, Pow was feeling much Improved ax a result of toe aceldent when in- quiry was made at the house late this HE double-breaste ed com made of cheviot or honvespun & a favor. ‘te of the season fow | driving, motoring, travelling and all oo casions of the sort, while also it Is well Mked for general utile ity wear, being avall+ able both as & separy ate wrap, to be worn over any gown, and for the wult, Thih one Is among the best the. season has to offer and can be madd ekher in full or three: quarter length «and with or without thé strap at the back, shown, the mate Ma one of the ty Ecotoh mixtures will withetand weathers, bus. alk the materials mention @re equally approprh ate, ‘The quantity of tertal requited for medium gine fg yards TT, Blk eae ey or 35 yards 62 wide, for the lenge; 1-9 34 yarde dt of 8 yords 63 inches. rpneniaohcantesiacie inca Call. or send at 0x Seas BW . 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