The evening world. Newspaper, November 9, 1905, Page 17

i i ‘ F « ' The Evening World's Home Magazine, Thursday Evening, HOT TIPSON FINANCE. |MAMMA’S BO pa the By Roy L. McCardell. 30 YOURE TAKING, DANCING LESSONS? Let's SEE wHar You : CAN D0. : ae a He Teaches Papa the Roosevelt Waltz But it Proves Too Strenu jus to Suit Dad. by F. G. Long. \ Letters From An Insurance Man Abroad to His Son on Broadway. Paris, —~ Y DHAR BOY: The election ts over, and k came out Just exnctly as I predicted, By the way, what was MT predicted? i 1 eee that Lawyer Hughos has our Mutual friends and Jothers running the gauntlet again, Hoe certainly has ® mean disposition! 1 know I am eafe in Paris, and perhaps I would never feel like coming back to New York if I knew I was per feotly safe in wo doing. It is the thought that I mustn't return, for some time at least, that makes me so homesick that the vision of a home-like American jail presents more 's eye than the highest-priced hotel THs 15 THE Roose vELT WALT 2 = NOW WATCH ME C.osS ely T could go to Cairo tt I wanted to, T could go to Japan ‘wanted to. 1 could go to the South of France, to the Os Riviera, if I wanted to, I could g) to Rome Mf 1 wanted to, and Florence and Venice, but I don't want to, I want to get back to rude, raw, crass America—just because I can’t. ‘ T eoe by the papers that there was quite some kick because the indurance Investigation adjourned over election, I tell you they will he wise if they string {t out by! adjournment as long as possible. Tt ts only a question of time when Andy Hamilton, Judson, Fields and I will he making Indian signs across the big erink and saying, “Walt for wal” If over anybody bas iilusions that the runaway expenses pald out of the Yéellow Dog Fund and no q you teil them to think again. d’m getting around to @ state of mind fn which 1 can calmly seo mysolf standing for questions asked and to thunder with the expense account! ‘A Yisit abroad is one thing, a stay abroad 1» another, Ask Chauncey M. Depew. I'll bet Chauncey is happier in New York with no one to love him or ‘ask him out to dinner any more than I am here, and me able to buy anything in Burope, when ail I hanker for {8 old Broadway, ‘ Jimmy Hyde 1s wiser than we wot in staying tn Amertca and trying to Hive it down. Ag I tolt you before, all Paris is waiting for tim with an axe. Hoe has had his handed to him in America, but in Brance the worst 1s yet to come, If Fields, ‘Judwon and Hamilton felt like 1 do, and I know they do (Andy almost sdmitted“as much last ime 1 saw him), they wii be walking into Mr Hughes's camp ere long with their hands up hdtierkny “Don't «hoot! It's met” I #e6 by your letter that you were out with a ing pariy the night before you wrote. Great sport, tsn't It? But say, whal would you think of it It Chuck Connors was to lead a bunch of his downtown friends, including “Fogsy,” “The Cricket” and ‘“Bhe Rummager” into Del's and point out C, Francis Murphy, J. Sergeant Cram and Reggie Vanderbilt, as “well known and typical Fifth ave- nue characters?” / It’s a poor rule that won't work both ways and I think it would be just as fair if the Bowery came to Mitth avenue “uppertenning” a» Fifth avenue golng to the Bowery “slumming,” ‘The Bowery sightseers might take In @ few gilded apartment house hotels and point out the jady loafers, and wind up the he gas & subscription Gance et Shorry’a and applaud Harry Letir leading the on. ‘There was a dime I would have called the special officer and had them fected should they have shown up, but nowadays I'm sore the whole social system, and I'm for the Common People, and the they are the more I am for them. ‘There's nothing lke an enforced trip abroad to remove old prejudices and Give the exile some new ones. ‘Well, be good, but don’t annoy other people tn so doing. The Cashier Girl. By T. O. MaGiiL, O you know,” said) ston,” she replied. “Bet from what I've Casbler Girl,| seen of those who have ‘sot theirs,’ 1 she tarned to | don't believe it fs. the beauty column} ‘I know a man who Is very seoure in fn the evening pa-| his position in’ the world And who | per this morning, | wouldn't need to be ot! very auch “(hat selish per-|by any ome or anything except just | sons may get a lot] “ying to get more glory and more of things in this | Money, and yeb when a person comes world, but they | *9ns and agke his help to” further are never really happy" their ambition he will give up his time “fut possession happiness?” asked | “4 60 « long way to push them fons, the Scribbler, oven though it makes trouble ¢or him- | welt,” | “I péver was very strong on posses- z | | | man, with: his aaked, is happy— * yoUR DAD, - one ‘What does he get out of fT" tn- quired the Scribbler. “Well, from what I've eeen,” wens on the Cashier Girl, “he gots the profit in O18 consolence. of having been - ot some real good in the work! and if his state of mind (s any criterton be has found the path to the perpetual youth four.ata,’ “Byery one 1s not eo constituted as to be able w take Kindly to other peo- ple’s troubles," ventured the Serlbbier. “Pat's #0; too,” agreed the Cashier Girl, “but If the person who tx trying to do decent things Is looking for ap- preclation he spoils his own reward; for ddy’'t ell the wisdom sharps tell you 4 good unto others will get you done good yourselft But that don't count with the kind of man | have in mind, and, anyway, there Is no rule for belng @ decent citizen, But every one could practise a Mttle bit each day at not being quite #0 selfish and we'd all be happier, There wouldn't be 20 many car seat hogs, The man with this foot in the alsie would not scarps 220. A Calamity. Mr. potty sett slater expected ch, Bob a Bie’ sald ane jest something would happen broke hor lookin’ glass! “Gee, dis would be a fine mame of hide-and-seek only ma she's ‘it’ all de timer" 7 \ “What's a optimist, papa?” “A optimist’ is a man who can say everything's for the best with a note due and a boil on ils neck!" The Invalid’s Hallelujah. By Albert Payeon Terhune. “Do you ve around here, my! ladt’ “Woi!! in dis neighborhood?’ Not much! I'm just slummin’, same's you aro! tron as a Tonic, “Heads | Win’— (Bir Frederick Treves says disease ts a | And when the game of Grippe I'd buck arg a Nature's protective process. | 1 didn’t rezlize my luck, But now I know each pain or qualm Means #0, much added wealth, Because the sicker man I am The better for my health. Por Typhoid, Coughs and Grippe’s glad wheeze Make me immune against disease, Angina fills my soul with glee py And Perityoitis, A atant “ ree nd ‘Appendicitis. ind Pirate—Well, bug. I'll sive you my of ailments thrive the nvellost aan allve, LOVE ‘to be an Invalid! It's Gne to feel so I, And In the ash-can I have hid Each tonite, dope and pill, I oovet each disoaxe there is From Housemaid’s Knee to rheumatiz, Formerly when my tomp'rature Sizzled the meroures eo 1 didn’t always feel quite sure all was well with me, Milty—What do you think of that? Therv’s five moonlight ‘plonics and seven torchtlght parades dis month, and dis jamed town goes and posses @ Curfew wi ‘The Goat-Oh, I don't know! People's M8N-| New England breakfust food Bir it one chance for your fie, “I'l shake half 90 bad ag folks ny they are, "i ry to see whether Iyeat you or you BEAUTY HINTS. By Nixola Greeley-Smith. By Margaret HubbardAyer oo ee tt ©) To Reduoe the Bust. all ways, that we have | Stance, any new book that you think ‘he would Ika. 4 He Didn't Call. love with @ young man soon eat Cinnamon Buns, R "B one tablespoontul of lard into one quart of flour and add one teaspoonful of salt and two tea- spoonfuls of ig powder, Stir In quivkly dad! pint of milk. Roll gut ha thin nheet, cover with @ thick layor of migar, another of currants, and then & sprinkling of clanamon, Roll up and out Into hums about two inches long. Stand thera on thelr ends in a greased pan and bake twenty-five minutes in quick oven, . Pium Pie, AVE a light crust of puff te, Dake this in the oven, (rage i im, Af fresh, plums previously stoned, sWeetoned and elightlv stewed. If canned, add ugar, Plave on the top of the ple and heat agin, Put on fea until oold, , « Southern Biscuit, Wes together ‘one tnbleapoonful of Dutver and lard mixed with ahd seagan With one teaspoonful of salt, rote for ype Sete reabe et lgtiveen years old ‘and habia: With *e follow nine- j to tak eR: ‘ia ° not come November 9, 'T may Interest you to know that Jane Wren, who plays Tinker Bell in “Peter Pan,” Ws triplets of the opposite sex. This “light” role requires the sor+ vices of three electriciaus, and every cue of Tinkor Reil’s starts them dancing In ae lively favhion as the ight itwelt behind the scenes at the Wmpire The- atre, One holds @ mirror, the other an] ¢, incandescent lamp, while the third after Q dowa't a hi notte, Ainge H ct by en T went it done, ti Jingles the bells that bespeak the prev | clone ence of Rarnie's alry fairy, The prin+ colplé Ie the same as that of the small boy who gets busy with a piece of glass ‘on a bunny day. The man with the mire ror, however, has rather a diffoult time | y of it getting Tinker Bell on the scene, It’s easy enoveh to get the mythioal lady through a door or a window, but to bring ber on through tny panels, as the case requires at other times, Is a much more it matter, [his te- quires some fine focusing and muca hopping about, and the agile electri- cians, while it ts thelr bi 8 to Bee everything, can't for the life of them see Mr. Barrie's joke, ~ se WULL-KNOWN Broadway man- ager ran his fingers through his hair until ft was all in a tumble yesterday afternoon as he discussed the impossibility of getting a suitable play for hie clever star, “It's all well enough to say shé ought to have this or that,” he lamented, “but whore am I to get it for her? You can count the successful Amerioan play- wrights on the fingers of one hand, and 3 you stop to consider that at | productions are sent out of New) York aire year you oan gee that the domand on aathors is a hundred-fold | greater than the supply, We have to take what we pan and try to be sat- isfled with thd result, alth: the 1 sult very often is anything but setls- factory.” ee, a .e HIS same doleful cry is being raised by Mr, Nat C. Goodwin, Hear him: ‘Teke away the mélodramtic and you rob che drama of its interest, There is no gainwaying that, and yet the oritics kiseing > Belle of Avenué A” that was addressed — to the man who accompanied her, Thi pertinent, or mither partial y Dilcation of a song ts g piece of Yo. she fie all the other do well to follow. her, ¢ a f M‘ RICHARD MANSPIELD wal oy been “lecturing” Chicago, andy vil among other things he said: | “We are supposed to be a stand up and rey my new play (‘Woit- ee ate ville’) won't go because it ls a melo- drama, “Now, what do the oritios want? I am beginning to believe that they would expect me to make an audience roar with Inugihter tf I played Ingomar, And how Inconsistent that is! I have heen playing serious parts for fifteen year or more, off and on, you know, and people have saxi thet I don't do them without some Uttle talent, “Playing Cherokee Hall, a serious role, is not, therefore, my firat departure from comedy roles. And besides, there is ® great deal in the part, Cherokee Hall ts a gambler, it is true; just a plain gambler; Out be plays his game on the level, and he's got @ heart, Nor ig he ashamed to let It b6 known that he's got a heart, There's quite a bit of WAS ever thus! A eold-dlonded manager bas stepped in between) Mr. James J, Corbett ang its) {ior oharaover work for you; but the oritios overlook that, and cohtent themaelves with saying thet a man with talent for comedy Soule pad io, gomete, ak “It's rather disgusting, a Mtitle disor ing. Think should know, When I payed comedy weason to give her @ little extra spending money for the trip, and before leaving the. office the had carefully counted out $2 to hand her as a little surprise ac the let moment, purposing to pay, in the magnanimous way men love: ‘phere, my dear, I thought you might like to buy a few pocket ‘handkerchie! or @ souvenir postal card or two while you were gone,” ‘This sum he placed tn a pocket where he could get at !t handily. for wood-bys are trick things, especially when you HM man went down to the station to see his daughter off. Like & right-ninded parent, he Intended have @ feminine to deal with, and not for the world would he have the train pull out with his daughter aboard and be still fumbling with his wallet, The rewnatnder of the ready money be had about him—about he allpped hastily Into another pocket and hurried to the station, All the whilo ‘he was saying good-by and imparting his parental Instructions for sho is @ very pretty girl und wee going without ohaperon—his heart swelled as he thought of the nice IItle surprise reposing ‘n hia breast pocket for her, says the Philadelphia Buletin, Papa’s Last Attempt at Generosity, new \Avonue Theatre a & jing to the latest bulletin we will have 3 to be content with seeing Amelia Bit a And Anally, as he kissed her and pre pared to step off tho train just before it pulled out, he thrust his hand into his pocket, drew forth the Little given wad and handed it to her with the afore inentioned litle speech. ‘Thecr he skipped!) Gft the bottom step just In the to ane. 15 # her radiant gna grateful countenance oa, as the car window glided by, : sea) By j “T'l bring. baok I don't, spend, 1 papa,” she culled merrily, ‘ “No fears.” thougtt ‘foapa"—whe C63 | knows the feminine nature~as he patted himeelf on the back, feeling that for. t bard times like these he had done a /T | pretty neat thing, . ; A ui ‘This complacen? stage of mind lasted exactly (en minutes. At the end of that time the man put bis hand tn his pocket to Feploce his money tn his wallet The is was that te made a heart-rending divcovery, : In his haste he tid dipped {nto the weong pocket! His $53 waa speeding mernly weetward, He had just two $0 bills with wich to forward certain Mitte plans of his own, ‘The indigent father didn't didn't swear, Hy just groaned. “And she'll have every ) spent walt he, edly, "bo vo Ry iy ‘ven reach her by telegraph," \ 4 rage, Hel \)) ~ May Manton's Daily ax Bye Fashions,” UCH & Jong coat )y9) S os this one alee"? ways can be ree "A Hed upon to make a ah ; ctory eold “ weather garment, 1 ¢!!)? 19 warm, comfortable end smart in one, andy witha! so #imple that ~ ite making tnvolves lite tle labor, As shown It fe made of durk-biud melton, stitched . with sity alk, and ty eminentiy oe) serviceable, but are cloaking materisla Wye vogue for girly’ conta mit ‘4 are correct, Volver ne bv and velveteen bork wl aro fashtonable, and yuk) x when made from these » materials” the cost bf comes an exceeding’y *4 drossy one, while cheiars ty | fot, Scotch mixtures sind and the lke réutey ee wuied to the hava tf usage of school. ye The quaniiiy of m tariad required vor tha! metlum aise ( it one quitt of whole qhevt four Male a Yather dry dough by adding one call pint of milk and water mixed, ouring It tn gradually, eo that not all) Lit pha antic be used If the Ingredienta ‘}hold together, Knead for fifteen min- folding every few minutes palf an Inch thitk, Cut to Ayn: “tte topn and bale Sa a