The evening world. Newspaper, November 8, 1905, Page 15

' »6nake—Dear mo! this Sunday paper St RARCENET Tete OF gh nvenin MRS. NAGG AND MR—— By Roy L. McCardell. She's Gad Meotion Ts Over and That Their's ea Happy LAttle Home, ULL, I'm glad the election is over, Mr. Nagg, and W maybe we can settle down to & sensible way of liv- {ng again. All a marrie¢ man wants is an excuse to Gesert his wife and home and to be out until all hours, night after night! Now, per! Mr. Nage, you will make some effort to get aoqualnted your children! If it were not for me they Would grow up to be heathen, Oh, do not deny it! What do you do for the children except to poll them by giving In to them in everything? ‘ , I think you should do something to arouse the sensibilities of the oblidren, Yeaterdny at the meeting of the Modorn Mothers half the women were telling how ‘icy would ratse their children ff they had any, Mrs, Heavytop spoke up for uncooked foot and the de- velopment of temperamoent\through form and color ideals. She poke of the folly of deceiving children and told a caso in point of a family that used to take their child out for a walk on the Brooklyn Bridge after the penny toll was abolished, but always pretended to the child that they pald, and when, years afterward, ho discovered he had been deceived and all his childish savings had been diverted, he became morose and wanted to work at #ome trade where he-could get his hands dirty and overcharge people, ‘Mrs. Heavytop sald we should encourage temperamental sendlbilities, and that's true, for when Brother Willie was a child he burst Into tears at a atufted bird on & lady's bonnet and she gave hime quafter; and after that he used to ‘burst Into tears every time we had @ visitor, and if the visitor didn’t give him money he would lay down and scream and kick, and look what a fine boy he has grown to be! T can't give my children uncooked food as Mrs, Heavytop advises, because it takes too much trouble to prepare the stuff 80 anybody can eat {t. But 1 do the Next best thing and let them eat anything Wold out of the fosbox, but all those back-to-nature foods are humbugs, beeause the children were so sick after eat- ing oold pancakes that I was kept awake all night, but you diin’t bother. Bo frank and truthful with children and they will grow wp, like Brothen Willio, of frm and determined character and #0 anxious to work, although Brother Willie can’t fina anything to do except where they want to start him in at ental! wages and work him nearly to death, simply because he looks strong. ‘The children need new shoes and new schoo! coats, and I think if you hed any pride in them you would see they got them. Yes, you gave me money yesterday to buy them new coats, but some things came home ¢, o, a. that I really didn't want, but Susan Terwiliger wae here and | wasn't going to let her see me aond them back, so I took them. And that is where the money went. 1 had to rap Lillian with my thimble on the head to-day, although I do not believe in punishing children, Yet when I was a child my mother used to rap mo with @ thimble, and nothing hurts worse, until I wouldn't put up with it any more. d But I don't see what's come over children these dnys, they object to a good whipping. and I have no one to help me make the home pleasant for them. ~The Morning After. By Albert Payson Terhune. Tt world seema dull to men bereft of ¢ortune and of friends Life seldom seems to solntillate the day vacation ends, Beant merriment’s afforded when you're up against the law, And there's strangely little pleasure in an wioerated jaw. | But worst and wretchedest of all, that time of ead reflection, | ‘The dreary, weary, loary day that follows an Election! Last night sedate Menhattan Town cut loose In revelreo; Cut loose upon @ moaring, soaring, reellng, equealing spree, Folks cared not, tor the moment, who had lost or who had won; In fact Pop Knickerbocké?’s kif's acquired a joyous “bun.” Through street and square wiih whoop and blare surged on the human stream, And six weeks’ strain just-wound up in a blowing off of steam, ‘The man who'd had a vote to seii und tried to sell it dear; The man who'd scorn to eel] bis vote, but rents it out each year; ! The man who'd got the prief end of u freak election bet; | ‘The man whose candidate went lame and #0 {s running yet; The lucky man, the Jonah man, tho chappie and hiy girl All mingled tn one deafening, glad, insane, ecstatic whirl. ‘Then morning dawned, and olf New York awoke moroge and sore, ‘To find the world was jogging on exnetly ne before. Nothing {9 left to tolk about, and life 1s dead and slow. ‘The only happy man ts he who oroaks: "'T told you no!" Is THIS the craxy, nolse-drunk town that last night made such cheer? Allah be praised, Election Day is over for a year! Died of Irnprovement. HD following ts told of a patient, I & German woman, who, talen Fashion's Tyranny, serlouply fl, wae sent to the hospital, In the evening her husband inquired how she was getting along, and was told the she was improving. Next day he onlled again, an& was told that whe was etl! improving, ways Harper's Woekly. This went on for nome time, each day the report being that his wife was im- proving. } Minally, one night when he called he was told that his wife was dead, Seo- ing the doctor, he went up to him and ahi: "Vell, doctor, vat did ahe die of— improvements?” Gays that all stytish antmals wit! have their tails docked this year! That wit , leave noting of me but my head, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, LONG-QUMFERING woman reader of this column com- A plaing to ine that writers ate eternally preaching to Women On the dutios of wives and thelr shortcomings, “Why don't We hour fomething of the duties of husbands?" she aake, ‘or have they none; of are all men +0 perfect that they never to be scolded?” No, mY dohr madam; no, indeed, But I Judge from the | plaintive tone of your communtoation that you are a wite yourself, And tell me honestly, now, has scolding him ever done any good? } Ponder deopiy the duties “Of a wite best expounded to tia in that delicious bit of Shakesprarian astire that men ‘Will perpist in taking seriously: \ “Thy husband is thy lord, thy life, thy keeper, thy head, thy sovereiga; one that cares for thee, and for thy main tenanioe commits his body to painful labor, both by wot and land, 1 wateh the night in storms, the while thow Heal wa: THE THREE TERRORS Our uecks we streteh high motes to fetch, ‘The neighbors cannat «and | Buch melodge and say that we Aro just a “rubber’’ band, uf rd They Miss the Mavor and Encounter an Ill Wind Th Pt Turtie—Were you well off before you Bird married? quainted Mr. Hog-Yes, but I didn’t realize qiippo-q diane, tt, . ‘ot kinses; hiro kiaa of passion, j And Mlat kiss, } yi ‘on the lps ‘sl ta onan (always between ‘* ply Kina, carele “It yo old ‘The Kiss, of treachery, fhe festly, eyil kiss, All of whidh he ls free to maintain, » Bowlér iv 4 Chicaggmn, who has ‘much about love ond kisses Worthy of moro than a mare) B. A. dagroe, -agooriing. to the 840 | $3.25. One -nt this price phows a white BY. | Francine «, His BOOK 15) wrod with) 4 smn in clover that ot é he th modesty personified, In his A fhe at ow did you first come to be ao- with your wife? SOME STRANGE NEW THEORIES ABOUT KISSING. Hore ate Mr, Powler's elght divisions ares litatior, yalediction, Y ; 4 ne ‘wubjéction, a red. gitiund, with an art moderne design and love. by 1. O, McGill uf at Blows Them No Good. Mother—Shame on youl ad did you eat all your brother's anpie ‘Gon—Well, didn’t youl always tell me to take his part, \ Epiren oy Nixa one ATT only thought I ; “A kiss on the chin shows an appr Clation of something. "A kits on hand shows ‘timidity and homage, ‘A kas 18 love, \ a8, jonate .* lady al la it faith. it mal e eat, 8 A New Fad in Trays. ANDSOME new porelain trays are noted, They are in fine wood frnmen and same of them cost but you kine an Mt charity.” Kissing,” and ts Dritton, Chicago. loaves, The voft groemleaves and the und, One shows A ailt decoration, han it 4 yards 4 inches than elsbt SIE) 4 Soontias one exploits « doop dull rae a ‘ays Syl Pike 7 9% | aoa in plumbago dlue. | Very, dlibincuinhed th a note gray yor ee edlain With a vonventionalixed design in oy day. and then rehearsed myself in it; quarreled with myself all throt hearwals, and told mywelf what a bad actor I was. I would do a tl way and stop and say to myself; ‘Powers, I'm ashamed of you all ke tt! Not dn the least! Go over the scene again!’ Mts, Pe | My assistant critic, She goes out in front and tells me how bad I am, | learning @ lot of things in yandeville, but I've given up all hope of ¢ learni ! my five men came running up to the railroad station just as the train starting off, and I said: ‘Got your tickets?’ ‘hey sald; ‘No, that’s Job.’ paying extra fur them, That’s the kind of a manager I am. It’ life, this vaudeville career, Ask Lillian Russell if you don’t belleve It was weird the first day. T had to get up at 7.80 in the morning to go rehearsal, New York looks very different at 7.30 A, M. The people I in the streets were all new to me. The man with the full dinner-pall there, morning—1.80. Some of those 2 P, M. breakfast actors would help them- selves a lot if they got up at 7.80, Why do I laugh so much? I don't know, — 1 guess I was born that way, I often wonder why people laugh at me, I don't am a 4 kept NN elrrriittoeter ge AM going to change my name from J. Powers to B, Powers, you know,” grinned Mr. “Jimmie” Powers/ left off “Dreaming” at Proctor’s Twenty-third Street atr "I am a regular stage producer now, I wrote this thing for ng to be @ manager, At Utica—all roads lead from Utiea, you kk I hustled them on the train and bought the tickets of the 1 had never seen him before, But I tell you, it's a great time in think I am funny, I think all the other comedians are great, but pretty serious proposition-to myselt.” ba to the part of the Poot Prince, that she plays in “The Wisard ; On.” Her lofty ambition was discovered the other night, when the Academy of Music stage waiting. Rushing to her the stage manager snatched this from her reluctant fingers: T that girls bea Ah! me, and song ‘Yes, “T’'ve tried so hard not to be @ boy,” sald Miss Wynne, with a sigh to be wise? I was with Anna Held, doing a song and dance with Joo Herbert. Mitchell. they were talking about, No, really. But my fate was sealed, and I've never had a show for skirts since then. Le ae part of the Prince in "The Winard of Ox,' and after that int of Tom Tém fn ty svat ‘When ah retag J % rn m3 fle Tee to EH ing @bout a ‘8 part. ave a i I reasoned with me, Tou hose pirts the to 16 reesonad With, ber Bait out, and very much to my surprise I did * Gare, set But do you salee bors part and then lees lne'Sare part, baa another, wail hare an Ny’ and then a less am again, But tell me, don’t you think my costumes the loveliest ever?” ‘te there be, who sagely go HAT former Poet Prince, in her figure, and who bemoans the princely now Prince Fortunia in “Wonderland,” Pursues her from piece to piece. moved even the scenery at the Majestic; “and to think that most would give anything-—at least I would have given anything once—to boy! It happened in the strangest way. That was three years ago. tempus fugit—ien’t thet what they say—these men—when they want In Chicago Mr, Hamlin eaw us, and he eald something to Mr. I don't know what it was, but Mr. Mitchell came and looked at I wore a short skirt~very it above the knee, Mr, Mitchell Mr, Hamlin looked at me so hard [ could hardly finish my lines—my and dance, I mean, Then I heard Mr, Mitchell say to Mr, Hamlin, you're right. They're She'll do,’ I haven't the least idea what, . e ° RACE GORGH, in the dramatization of Mrs Humphrey Ward's “The Marriage of William Asho,” will be the next attraction the Garrick Theatre, opening there on Monday, Nov, 40. for the widow of the late Willem A. MeOonnell, scheduled to afternoon, Nov. 16, Mowe FROMAN ahnounoes that the testimonial performance . take place at Lew Field#’ Theatre on Thureday will bo given Inetead at Swe on Friday afternoon, the 17th, ous the latest who have prom Cohan, Amie Angeles and Burr McIntosh, with views of his trip to the Phillipines with Sec. Taft, Alice Roosevelt and the rest of the ‘William Seymour, of Charles Frohman's and Fred _ B, Dillingham's staff, bave volunteered to teke charge of the stage. Victor Herbert wili conduct one of his latest are 1 Hitoboock, party. Chas. 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