The evening world. Newspaper, November 7, 1905, Page 11

% —— te, me \ Applan Way. There !s something infantile in drinking absinthe. The Evening World's Home Mogazine, Tuesday Evening, HOT TIPS ON FINANCE. By Roy L. McCardell, Letters from an Insurance Man Abroad-to His Son on Broadway. Mr" Paris —— DEAR ROY; Saw Andy Hamilton yesterday He tella me he will remain abroad indefinitely, 48 he does not think New York would be healthy for him You will remember that I wrote you some time ago that Andy was not Iikefy to return? Andy looks well enough, but the trouble with him Is that he {8 an tncur- able athlete, 1 haven't seon Melds, our Mutual friend I hear he ts in Egypt. He may return anon, but only anonymously. Andy Hamilton contemplated going to Japan, but I believe that he thought he might run across William J, Bryan with some resultant embarrassment, for Andy | was hot against Bryan tn his efforts to give us a dis- honest dollar—Bryan's efforts, T mean, Andy always belleved fn giving an honest dollar, and| fo did al! of us—Hyde, McCall and all the MoCuntys,| They believed in giving an honest dollar and taking { many thousands of ' me. | By Jove! When I look back and think of the peril the country was {n and) how Bryan's election would mean the robbing of every man with a life-Insur-| anoe policy it makes me nervous even yet. Every effort {s betng made to keep {t from coming out as to whio got the muney at Albany and other centres of legismtion, We do not care so much about the rest; so long ax Hamilton and Fields stay away i can be pretended that no one else knows, and all other embarrassing questions can be referred to tho actuary to answer, | Well, not to talk shop, Paris ts very beautiful this time of ye But I would sooner see Broadway in a storm of sleet than the boulevards in all the @lory of an autumn day, T have got in the habit of drinking absinthe promptly at § P, M, because I see everybody else doing #, When in Rome do as the Romans do; t is th It looks milky By LIT CANE LE Pavre ey macwamok and it tastes like paregoric. Another quotaton, “Absinthe makes the hear: grow fonder,” You are sup- posed to lap it up slowly, and an economies! Frenchman sitting at one of the little tables tn front of a cafe will consume his absinthe at the rate of an inch an hour. But I have the nervous American habit of drinking like as if I were Qrying to break a record. By the time I have five of these iittle wonder-workers under my belt I tmagine I um on the Jersey City ferry-boat, and, plain as day, I see before me the sky line of lower New York. It wavers up and down little, for I am ooming in with the tide, This I supply mywelf, And then @ teaspoon tinkles fn a glage and I wake up out of my trance—tn France, At night the Frenchmen consume beer; they oall {t “books” we only call beer ‘book’ In spring, But the French are foreigners, and what elee oan you expect of forelrnert Another thing—you won't belleve thfis—but they drink sugar waiter-yes, etr, ugar water! Now, wouldn't that bump you backward? Big, strong men drink fmg sugar water all day long! ‘The French spoil all thelr food with sauces made in the kitohen. You can't get the natura! taste of meat or fish, Why, IT haven't seen any catsup, oMill tobasco or Worcestershire sauce since T left New York. But what can you expect, as I sald, of a country made up of foreigners? YOUR DAD. The Real Little Black Man. By Albert Payson Terhune, (President Roosevelt denies that ho was seastok on the trip from New Orleans, and were It was Loeb who wos thus affiloted.—Newa Item.) "D hate to be the man who's Meked | But of all trades that epell hard luck I After the count to-day; On this terrestrial globe, Or be the Rube some come-on's | he job I'd hate the worst to buck picked Is that of Mr, Loeb, » th io play the sremavods Jey A “Little Black Man" bears the welght | Of plain folls’ escapades: A Sure Trail. | But all the weight of Teddy's state Bows down Loeb's shoulder blades, ‘When threatened with the ma)-de-mer Ho needs but shout: What! ME sick? Not I! Hey, Loeb, get busy thei And straightway Loeb falle seasick. |'Twere sweet to have a friend so true To bear one's earthly ili | One's tooth ao’ heada 2has, | _ blue, One's buntons and one's bille! If Murphy had #0 stanch @ friend To bear his load of graft, How blithely f its Journey's ond Would sail the Good Ground oreft! Nts of ‘Twould be a cinch in three years more (Along in nineteen-elght) |To shift on Loeb the toll and bore | Of being candidate; T) hear thre Strenpous Votes declare: "This Presidential robe Grows tiresome for me to wear— | Get busy! Take it, Loebi'* man, how ain I find @ good around here?’ WILLIE WARBLER, WHEN TICKET SPLIT? REMEMBER,NO MATTER WHO ELSE You VOTE FOR YOU YOUMUST PUT IN AT LEAST Vall Me. BROWNE GEAR HE'S SGoT SUCH ONE VoTE FOR Its members now may tattle, And journalistic ear-lobes need Not scorn to hear Loebs prattle, NE Siberia sends delegates. “Zem' may return the compliment With members to Siberia sent. THE DID THE WELL RUN THIS , ” PROPOSE TO & 2 & now T FOR HEAVENS SAKE! THAT'S EIGHT THE HM TIME HE'S an IN TEN MIN- LOVELY EARS! low tue files there, UTES! Novem the Chain-Lightning Poet. i} ( If great dohn D. adopts this fashion He'll soon be a side-show Circassian ‘ yi wa lot the men who've done the talking, But the men whove done the thinking. | | Ler cne By Bob Thompson. ae IF 1 CON GET 1S GENER= IN HERE ENOUGH | TIMES I BEGIN TO SEE WHERE I CAN ELECT WILL VOTE PROHIBITION ———- SIMPLE LITTLE TRICKS, By Nixola Greeley-Smith, HE other day, coming downtown in the "L,"" I had a ay very pretty though too elaborately dressed young! woman sitting beside me, and two y s man of; rather over-empliasized prosperity facing me/in a cross seat, The two men were talking #0 loudly and insistently of several very important law cases of thelr own that I would have thought them subpoena servers if thelr smart atitre had not lent a possibility of truth to their claims. 1 forgot all about them till in the gradual lull pre- ceding a downtown stop this vainglorious sentence reached me "You know the old man thought I was going to marry her, but, of course, I never had any auch {dea,” I managed to be looking out of the window before the emile ¥ could not Pepress broke fully, But the girl beside me giggled helplessly, ‘And at the next station, when the young to me “Wasn't that funny?’ T admitted It was “You know,” @he added, with, T trust, fallactous wisdom, “all men talk Hke that when they we by themselves, But we know @ trick or two, don't w ‘At last, I thought, IT have found her! The woman Who can explain to me “feminine wiles'’ that one reads and hears 40 much, Heart-breakers had left, she turned said, * eh exactly what are theso f@bout. But by the time T had thowght it she was gone | ‘And I had lost the golden opportunity of having a trick or two explained) to me. Of course, Hatty Williams sang to us about gome of them this winter: “Put it In your repertoire, Try it when you can, Jost a slmple litle trick To catch ‘most any man, Men are used to winks and glances Learn new games or lose yous chances, Put them in your repertoire, And try them when you can," But itis song, though very instructive, was written from the ouiside by @ man. I know a woman who has had three husbands, winning the third, @ rich broker, much younger than she, whdn she was fifty-five and hadn't a cent in the world, I once Interviewed another who had won and lost four husbands before she was thirty-two, and who obligingly explained her mm for the paper, posing for an artist, with such explanations as these: “This 's the pose that caught my firet.” “Hare's the glance that finished my second,” &c, Put everything she sald savored of as much sienle trickery and deception » explanations of a stage magician giving away his game, a Trace wondered ebout thee girl in the “L" several thes since T had that Drief, ce.rversation with her, wondered ff a “trick or two" is really necessary to exsnare mankind, and thought that it {it ts olf maids must be the only pelf-respecting women In the world. And yet, perhaps, they have only tried the man-catching devices and bungled them, or A “Shortening” Hint, i' your family indulges In much ple or — Cooking and Cleaning. | UTTERED and salted popcorn ts B often used og a substitute for salt- biscuits it Is convenient to have al ways on hand a quantity of flour already mixed with the shortening, and either dish ean then be readily made in a very short timo, ed almonds. Pear in mind that silver or steel Knives and forks should be put away event thelr rusting or tar- pay vor oP When washing dishes or glasses which her own good looks some nervous mannerism or habit that ends by disfiguring her for life, It is a simple thing to check or cor- rect these habits in thelr early stages. | Scan the following list and see if you fare exempt from all of them, ere not, the oure Is easy: L=Bitlng the ips. foollah and unnecessary as biting tho| finger nails, and is, if anything, more} disiiguring, cuticle, ace of that stripped off she makes fresh inroads. nent cracked and seared appearance of | the skin which should naturally appear | fresh, rosy and healthy, 2.—Pinching the Mbps, When tn deep thought of pulling at the lower lip with the nishing. Paraffin can be used the second tim to cover jelly and jam if ft 1s washed clean and polled bere being turned over the havo contained milk or milky puddings rinse the receptacle {n cold water be- fore dipping it into the usual wa-m water for washing*and the curds of the milk may be readily removed, fingers though it would be diMoult to geo how the menial process ts assisted Dear Betty: thereby, says the Philadelphia Press, ry Tn addition to cracking the surface of ] the lp phe tendency of thie abit is to intended for a beauty, but who has | Dart wrecked Nature's kindly plans and! by indulging in| qf you ‘This practise 6 as York. The chronic lip biter antly tearing off small partt Before new skin has taken the ia} The result is a perma- some persons have the habit wirl He can be true, he ts more Iikely to be true than a} younger man, unless he ts a confirmed] not have hia letters go to his home were irl of tw In the latter ev: am ly in lov of the same age. at ® party Ina of course, HPRE {s many a girl whom Nature cause a disfiguring thickening of that 3.—Bittng the inside of the mouth, | BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. | All perplexed young people can ob- tain expert advice on thelr tangled love affaira by Writing Betty, Let ters for her whould be addressed to BETTY, Post-OMce box 104, er Can a Man of Forty Love? of | Dear Betty: © you think a man of forty can be | Dear Betty: true to a knowing that she love and he professing his love for her. | enty-one year ‘him deat Indeed, ent do not mar. him, ‘Does She Love Him? AM a young man eighteen years old, ni o with a young Last week wo friend's house, DSL LAE CMECK: erves”’ are the excuse for this habit whioh, in addition to causing a sore- ness of the tender membrane lining “he mouth, gives rise to a series of facial contortions anyliring but becoming 4.—Rubbing the eyeball. Not only !s| this habit injurious to the organs of sight, but It promotes whe growth of wrinkles in the lids, To relieve an tr- ritation in the region of the eye it ie not necessary (o rub the eye violently with the knuckles; the «ipe of the fing- ers applied gently will suffice. 5,—Distorting the cheek, When reat- ing with your elbows upon able do not press the cheek or corners of the mouth upwardly with the fingera, Any} Jaction shat tends to push the folds of | the cuticle together will ald in forming | pr she paid more attention to other | boys than she did to me, which I did not lke, loves me? | There is just one way of finding out \¢ @ girl loves you; that Is to ask her. | | OL course you muat precede the ques- | lon by saying you love her. How can I find out If she GA ' new wrinkles or deepening thago al- | An Unreliable Youth. ready in evidence I AM @ young girl eighteen years of ———EE age and keep company with a young man of about the kame age. Lately Match Puzzle, 1 have found out that he has not been telling me the truth, I also correspond with him and most every thne I write he has a different address, as he can does not approve of It. H fathe NA ey which | A.W. also has made many promises, he has not fulfilled F You seem to be Involved with a very NI unreliable young man. I do not think Gan any of you boys and girls teli | any good can come to you from how the position of seven of these | it he im, indeed, as untruthful ae you leven matches oan be aitered 80 a8 to say, Better drop him. make a pile? asks the North American, Jerty of a playwright. ber 7, 1905, WHE NEW PLA Maude Adams , Flies High in “PETER PAN.” HEN Peter Pan, tn the surpris- | Maude Adams, rushed to the footlights of the Empire Theatre list night and with outstretched arms asked “Do you belleve in fairies?” the audience couldn't, to save Tinker I life, anawer in so many words, With native modesty tt took refuge In ap pluuse that seemed more for Miss Adama than for the appealing turn of Mr. J. M. Barrie's fantastte play Fancy is a hard thing to manage. It shouldn't be managed? No, perhaps hot, unless it happens to be the prop That's another | {niry story, In the first act of “Pater | Pan" Mr. Barrie manages |t beaut! fully, His dramatto second childhood | {s quite Ideal. It picks you up and puts you in your little bed again, like the big, tired money-getting or money- | spending child that you are, Your ex: | pectancy i# on tip-toe from the mo ment that the author of the falry play, disguised a brown little wisencre, trots before the curtain and stamps for your attention, Tae curtain goes up on a nursery, In which a most domes- ticated dog bundles the Iittle Darlings to bed whe Mr, and Mra, Darling, Slaves of the modern fashion, take thomeelves off to dinner if thelr best evening clothes. It's all very real, even vo the spoonful of nasty medicine that the littlest Darling rebels at taking. The dog, dutiful in everything els, Peter Pane refuses to take the father's dove, and | theatre, and the others #y, ted @ Je turned out of the house, poor brute! | Mute or less distant past In the chor Maude Adame Feter an helpers built a house All this you watch with the interest | Wendy in hotter i me a ‘t takes @ of a member of the family, for you've | New York contractor to put up a Hi a fen flat bullding, after which they, all been there before many @ time, many pet into the subway that Peter called h a time, where Miss Adams enterialnne Theo , k them and the audionce by singing “Sally no children are enugly tucked In and | {hy And {he pudionce by ainenm Goin’ sleeping when a light dances into the 4 piliow dance that had nary a sit room and after it @ falry boy—the boy , a band of Indians trlendly he had given thelr who wouldn't grow up and who ran ; a yhmbincwaion away to the Never Never Land when for Kiss—watched above, but hia parents wanted him to go to school crow came and drove them aptured the children as they and get in line for the Presidency, | {tho cave. look, the piraae (Mr, Barrie's play, ke the traneplanted | capain, put poison In Peter's soothing English musical comedy, has beon |#¥tup, but Tinker Hell, who, Ike Wendy nanthed:® 90 and the Indian maiden, loved him better Americanized,” you ee.) than herself, drank {{, and was filok- Miss Adams, ike the author, ts at her! oring her Inst fiicker when Miss Adame | best in this act. She Is eerie, even called the audie to the rescue by ex- though she {a plump and prancing, as Plalning that p eae ripaae Pe tho strange visltor who comes flying fairies, ant Ye vou. ballave ie. In at the window looking for his| fairies?” Applause seamed to answer, which was cut off by the clos-| for Tinker Hell lighted up dnstantly, a Window as he liste to a and Pa 1 » wipe the atory Mrs, Darling was tellin three of the pirate ship with its crew. 4 Larlings, Miss Adams caught the the pirgtes, Jing Hook. spirit of the sceno charmingly and flew, helped Peter the children about us though she had had years of them int dren were training in an aerial ballet, She wax a fety, and Pet Ne overwelght for a fairy, but she 18 loft’ to live ha Jed herself ightly aad) gracefully »p of a tree 1 didn't scare the ohfidren in the y enough for a piety least. ‘They. too, Wanted to fly, and Bey managed It very nicely after Lamford was more at had sprinkled fairy powder on g kennel as the penance- invisible wings, Out they flew, Weniy steno wronged a. dog than ant John oad Michael, with Peter after 1 hook for a them, like ao many swallows bound for i that took : et to 1or ely was the Never Never Land, ‘ois scene Was capltaliy, carried, | it left the audience in a flutter for what was to follow, The rest, however, did | net move on suoh airy wings of imagin The plece dropped after that Into the Ever Pver Laod that had a stage on one side and an audience the ot Miss Adams kept up part ¢ iilusion bravely enoug tiny Martha McGraw made M. willing and natural participant | adventures that followed, But Mildred | Morris, as Wendy, was hardly equal to the change, and Master Walter Robin slong wi da cl and Bou nderson doubt 1s wor off gen. as John Napoleon Darling, took fA ALE that things too much asa matter of courwe, | {il HTS Ae 1 A Midsummer As for Peter's band, who Ilved under=, MATT. hiv getting out on the ground, thoy were anything but ohild-| (8) 1 amatic & like, Ono of them had evidently passed | 3 DARNTON, his majority several blocks from the| CHAR Elizabethan Shakespeare Atiracis. “ypich Ado About Nothing’ opened exceilence, notably in the work, of Bente » nee \ Beatrice and Dogberry. The clase the second week of the Ben Greet play. | Som iO ite Greet. nimaelt was ore’ engagemem at Mendelssoan Hall) pinored to buze beliind the elaborate of the Urst-+iamed wortay. , the actors were | make-up Inet night. A® veual x . ther the! Ny the way, Ia strict Bliza- anonymous, the stage—or ra me | be atmosphere Is ed at, where- platform—vold of scenery, and the Acts | fore the make-up, the programmes and Uunweparated by intermissions, A trum: | the frequent changes of costume? ‘These pet—a@ Bayreuth — summoned the acces: nw no inure & part petra to thelr three-hour banquet of | of Shakespeare's orginal productions Shakespeare-worship. than were the ry, orchestra and "And the faithfa responded with seat, /entractes which Mr. Greet discards. , crowded hallful of them, They are | sure! ud that oan weleome an earnest band, a coterie of well’ Shakespeare shorn of half his modern dressed, well-groomed, well-read Goth: | emnbelisiiments tt ible ty eR artes who take their Shakespeare | duro him divested of the other half, “straight,” In stiff dose Inus the | | But ppart trom the there I W acanle nd the “chaser” uf|arly slmplicity and polish aby seltzer of srenery Mai Mappiause ta not | Greet players aad thelr performance Ormement but it ts timely; And thelr at- | that renders at loast ono viett to thelr tention 1s of a sort that would puszle—|non-acente pr dueticns a vital part of schol y wo y Shakespearean educat nd profit—Broadway. le . The nameless cast was of exceptional | ar May Manton's Daily Fashions, APE effects of a1! 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