The evening world. Newspaper, November 6, 1905, Page 15

he had Rendle se Om uO, Mie heeis NOVEM OER OD ERRORS oo . ew BT. OF McGill Dam The Mayor Sidesteps, Lut They Run Up Against the Giant of Partisan Spirit. j i ; ° vor ; ) MU, “THE EARL {TING 0 AND THE GIRL” “A iret ots elrous = wagon weird diegulses tnoluded that of a. _MRS. NAGG AND MR—— _. |THE THREE T | Ja ind csi EO, a ooo na » “O Hy yes, I know, Mr, Nogg, it's very nice of you to ) bring me home « set of furs, but whet good will’ they do mo? I have nothing to wear with them, ‘and @ handsome set of furs like that would be ridiculous on) my whabby old clothes! “They are too expensive for me and you must take them back. They probably won't exchange furs, but still, you should thke them back, “Don't be foolish? Oh, I am not foolish, Mr. Nagg, but you might as wel) tell mo what you have done! » “You don't understand me? Oh, Mr, Nagg, I know 1 whould be grateful, but how can one trust a man these days? “All I know ta that Clara Dilger’s husband brought her home @ lovely bunch of flowers the day he coaxed ‘her to give tim the key of her safety depos vault, and when #he| next heard from tim he was in Australia and hed sold all turned outside in waa the golden | supplement Marl whom every ° impression made by the remod-|chasiog, and be even érowded httum elled Casino, which took “Ibe Earl and | into « swing song that tried ¢ the Giri" under ite highly ornamental | ‘The Rollicking Girt" ashamed root on Saturday night, One fancied it | self for having brought it to New 4 must be on wheels, With a red-coated | first, band playing on top, unlll Mr, “Mddie’| Before that there had been Foy, in & masterpiece of ontr'acte ora | songs which various persons had « tory, amsured the dazzled multitude that | ‘empted to sing with Indifferent her esourities, “Not thet I have any securities, Mr, Negs. I have nothing, I do not know fs always something suspicious about it! ‘i “T-will forgive you, Mr. Nagg. I would rather have you come home and tell me something that would make me very unhappy; I would be far happier if you aid, than to see you come to me with handsome gifts and to know that You were trying to appease your conscience, “T Hever question a’ gift, I never look at the vali of a present, ft is the ; SF . Vif Uy titi Zz | | eplrit of the thing, but I only know that {t ts no tse to have an anniversary ZZ" THe WW ( eny more because ‘people send you such shoddy gifts, and yet when they have ‘ Y 7 Pann & hoiné-Wedding how they turn up their nose if you sénd them anything Ih y 1s, (* Sy UYU Y , y plated ware! ey, “ would rather you were frank with me, Mr, Nugg. After al) an opén, ones, man is the best. “Ag Jennie Carroway used to say, she knew her husband waa rough in his ‘ways, and he never let his wife ask him a question as to Where he had been fwhen he was away for dafs, and one time ho throw her down a filght of TF _ #talrs and severely tnjurea her, and {f @ wasn't for Her father sending her . y * money every week she and her childrén would have starved, because Carroway was @ brite and never provided for them; but, as Jennie sald herself, he was rough in his ways; but he had sterling qualities and a heart of gold, only he never showed It, “I do not want to question your gift, And they are very handsome furs, but J see so much dece!t around me! Look at Mr. Dubb, who, when the new Doaniors make the mistake of paying Mim, goes off and never comies back with anything left.of the money, yet ho always brings his wife home a try in @ box. But sometimes ho bas been carrying the try in @ box around for two or three ays and of course the oysters are quite cold, and if there Is one thing thot avill give me indigestion tt lie @ cold fry in a box, and, besides, # always tastes wt the pasteboard box, and they aro generally fried in lard, and T Ike them ‘corumbed th butier—although, goodness knows, I should express no preference, AN lo mS) Decause you do not care enough for are to spend 2% cents for fried oysters! oe ee ‘Although I would Iike to seo you have the Impudence to bring such truck home “ld” “tjjvz;4j7 Yi to me at $ o'¢lock in the morning, and I don't blame Mrs, Dubb for throwing \ KAi a UY Yi, them in Mr, Dubb's far, although I'd be #0 grateful—because, as I said, tt is , fi hw % ial 4 4 the aplflt of the gift and not Me value that 1 appreciate! in Wea / E bot: Foy as Jim “Cheees, owing ° » y It was “on the level.” A dozen boxes | of the interpolated numbers, ‘The Pour ‘ay y Mee from that level to the celling, and | Little Marionette,” bat her feet . everywhere from the floor to the higher | better cultivation than her 5 ‘was able to @ On after Khat just as baloony, ts @ epaclousness that makes Eocoolts, ane w vei . ¥. ee mn OF vine ta “4 thowgh nothing had happened. He was ing V1 the cow house entirely unlike the * ‘Ned! mich & long time coming on in the were in kindnes® than Bo, you teed mol wonder, Mr. Nage, that 1 should feel hurt that you ehoutd have ts valve yous conscience by bringing me home oysters! You didn't bring oysteré?. Yes, that Is 9, and they certainly are be@utitul furs, but } don't seo why you stand there Ike am ff you were sorry you had spent a few Ree wtins oc eo, Mr, Nagg, and take all the pleasure out of a sift that wtherwise would have made me so happy?” “With Apologies to “Pinafore.” By Albert Payson Terhune, ‘ohn intr 1, Became the Ri Man in the World,”’ ~ tiar we a tentetellet Seoage ly to his frienide’ trust Jo hire nod to 7004, early “hs Helienvans ews fem.) HORN T war a lod T hadn't 4 dent, And T used those friends #0 wkflfullee ‘And 1 had to hustle to pay the | Folks called me "Useful young John D.’ rent. “0 |'As a youth I showed such distaste f » 1 had po food and T tad no cldlas, |” sin or But as for friends, 1 was strong’ O™) That everybody was taken tn. whole, ‘The poetical “die” was sort bus only whon he cbristened himsolt “Tbe Bon of the Casino.” However, he cramped upatalrs Casino that went out if not up in amoke, Now you eit where ‘ones you stood at the bar, There is no firat pluce that i began to look aa yletot Morley ns the though be had been kept at home get- | fimeolt. “’Atuss pet, dhe, Blew ting the children ready for sunday, | two a A dae “uw Joy without tte pain! But ft wan 4 Jolly oocasion on the ‘Uhe gold was 2n the stage, ci wai eaten ete. tartleh when | Funnier than, Muss. Raweson / those, P apeaneney when any one drank or 4° ° / ° the much-needed clown-comedian at HAYE A LAUGH Aira t wea ar watine ww Political Parade in Bearville, # w By Rob Thompson, Toucan rs With the Funay Men. |‘rney catied me “*Prustful young ‘ih “tig, white teoees" dncen dae pas / John D." Won: 5 on, He was up to all Me old tricke~ gored) por ene aré cortainly a| L Rtew to « mun and dlecovered then iF wai te h tT WISH WE'D mitch ere wo funny the: they're as ' UE ethos Tus fat Whe te cant het BROADWAY pe A Bp ble et wme li Sea eta te owe 0 eet low stan on honest tott ! \ " imitations 4 bonityproof Czar, that y “Vere gerraunies sere TT Uatt T combined therm in Btandart On OR NOVEMBER IKE ; PLACE vwees na rains Sts Sendak ; oy ;. w 8 roze them all out so honorable Sévenvu ? Oll angel of Nght whidh were short one enough not to became tiresome, Mis ere married,” sald Mrs,|That soon 1 was “Honest young peck "yoy declared your willingness to) John D," ie for my ake.” Ni OT rejoined Peck, “It ttvia tan't! X recalled the datieht of being broke, & Hiving doach I don't snow whet I8.""| And resolved to impart It to other folk. Chicago Record-Herald Man: I prepared to bask in thelr gratitude, “pa, what's the difference between n| 4ut all I got was revilings rude, profession and a trade?” But I dore these revilings so patientiee “The man who works ata Weape ~~ ‘My admirers called me “Pious John D."' yet tase aretsosion bee to keep on | $0 heayy the halo that I did wear ‘untti his work Is done,” ‘That at last it wore off all my hatr; Women as Machinists, | makes» salary of 11% « month, with By Maude W. Rogers, RDINARILY women are credited O with having little taste or knowl- edge in mechanics, A woman ‘| may bo mechantoal, just as a man may not be, and the proportions are as like- oe 6 And a lot of my ploty rolled down on ly to hold true as are any other of like anges sons nts to be, vary mpl to kota eta pate of my @on John, aed Hien Cee, cas her bua) . What's bis businons d olay he oun murmur In filial glee: ened employed in in- "Son-in-law of Waddums, the banker,” | jw glad Iam Popa chanced to by t_¢ oy stalling typesetting machines and in- her dine Pitisburg Dispatch Man; Joho DI" . ; atructing operators all overthe country, to worl Mra, Kutting Hintw-On, Itidoed! 1 ‘ ’ ; frequently has been sent to demonstrate Mane, , i suppose et tte afraid youl lose s0- ob poor boys all, wherever you may f , & machine's work where some man has cla) caste If you carry & bundie. 3 falled out of his “supertor’ mechantoal she have ability, Compared with her fellow op- erators, sho bas heaven the best records of men, ha’ wet and justified 2,600 ema of movable twelve point type each / —— i " hour for tho eight-hour day. Shea ban upon her genius, Toom sen Pall wane ny ac ae a May Manton’s Daily Fashions, Pace WOMEN THE UNORIGINALITY OF TALK. BEAUTY HINTS. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. § £ > fr. Kotting Bin ‘o, I'm afraid) ho want to shin the Financtal Treo, rd lone the ‘Pantte ter He plows Ip yout youth and have trusi- / eee . a The Cynlo-Everything that 1s done | Ant never ecorn «rebate when ‘twilt has just been done before, t Maly Chance mingle with your The Gambler—Excuse me. but when Hed ® man has just heen done you'll find it u ALL may be stocessors to pretty hard todo bim ay reat Joh L § i ; i HOME HINTS, 3) : for the / _ By Nixola Greeley-Smith, 4 personal friend of ‘ilve (one 1 eo) re roma AVL you ever entered a crowded car or @ heavily: | Sean tormed me that ae had «String Beans, teak Fn wit frelghtsd ferry-boat thos halt @ dozen female volees! Ty Make H H Da dae bd ute oc ear teed ICK and sting some green beans, Hare te ove of the | 627) Be cee one ees e her air 4 Geman mtees 1 Glare er gan peers set them to boll about half an most graceful ; ! i | r sang, Laas peromnet what fo hour before serving, drein without dest-ltked of r Go inevitable t# that wornout image that t¢ you have Toe ect was very foollan, but preb= | coolin, put In’ 4 aautole with tour that t relieved of {) _sonditive cannot be one of a crowd without be- diy ected ono ‘or from bau {Ounces of hardly melted butter, some {te severity i min ma Peo. Kwon wie nr up wr an em shee ary a eta oh na pal i ; Jorrange in @ deep dish and place a few gone She Doesn't Love Him, pieces of butter on top. Serve hot. wala ts ensutags Doar Bettys” Two Home Drinks. Very generally be- soming. It ls made HAY! en Ro with @ young, iad; ent she acts ve n man me. It seems to me BCTAR t & delicous drink, and loean't care for me, but hur wer Sear ate Ea hm 0) 0 leavs her rine hack boo. 7 : success, and the dist"! js a long. ones cheviots, homespuhs™ and a variety of” novelties all boing Offered, as will om broadcloth, chiffon’) velvet and = vel” voteon, The quantity of material —'raqvite* for the medlury alae ip & yards awe verde 4, or 4 ta ri yards $2 pia ide, wi 8) Tucked Coat~Pattern No, 65192 nee Ny bai wo trim, a Mustrated, Patirrn No, 6102 ‘6 cut {n lees for @ 28, 84 84, 38 and @ inch bust mereure Mow to Call of aend by mail to ‘BNING 1 beatin § YON FASHION BURBAU, No, 2 West Twenty-third street, oy York. d ten conte tn coin OF stamps for each pattern ordereds ” petcoe| EESSERT are ome te mw