The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1905, Page 19

MRS. NAGG AND MR—- By Roy L. McCardell, r Brother Witlte Te for the Old Flag in Politics Thte Yeon, * HO are you going to vote for, Mr, Nagg? jerome, you ‘ay? Well, you shall not 0 anything of the kina Brother Willie and ell his triends bate that man @o Fak a OT a ar a LI RR na Oa SA ity LPRREN UIT Het The Rvening World's Home Mapebise; Friday Evening, November 3, 1905. THE THREE TERRORS. & w & & wo By TO. McGill” They Ransack City Hall and See Everything but the Mayor. LIHE NEW . ei ‘THE WHITE CAT’ Sane al Has a Spanish Tail, *, Re | Md ha But Little Body, j SIDE from ite Spaniéh tall, in the ing, It was the oumie old form of @ troupe of Castilian ‘with the same old dancers, ‘The White Cat” hes and it wus nothing new to flourish In the face of poopie acd It novelty-hunting theatre-goers, ‘The only murprise in the Klaw & Mr- langer spectacle at the New Amsterdam Theatre last night was the lack of sur- Piece of lead as a cetting, and every time he ‘Knows i» voting for Jerome he will mark it with the ring, #0 ing will be done, and all marked dailots will not be counted. Of course, I don't understand what ft ts all about, but I am pi to oe brother Wille and his friends are for the glorlous American fig this election. ‘You may encourage a man lke Jerome, who Is prejudiced against brother Willie and his friends, but is Jerome for the old fag? No, he is not! All the papers soem to print these days ts accusations of dishonesty against nice people that are brother Willle’s friends, but I am glad to wee that they scorn td answer, except to point proudly to the old fiag! I do not cate how Mr. Murphy got contracts; he is for the olf fing, and if he te friendly to tho gaa companies we might as well be, because Cora Munfree’s husband fs superintendent of a gas company in Cinoinnatl, Ohio, and they eook and heat with gas and don't pay a cent, 1 * Jerome wouldn't do that much for anybody, and T know tt! | What office ts he running for? The District-Attorney? Oh, very well, I don't und {t, I only know that I was going down the attest the other day and I @aw o crowd around a red flag, and I thought It was an auction, and you can Pick tp aplendid bargains at auctions, and I want to get a brass bed with @ hair | oo, ry mattress and a box spring the first time Tam at an auction where there tsn't a a! lot ot pedple trying to cheat you by bidding up the prices! | Woll, as I was saying when you interrupted me by looking that way, T thought | j Guards at the Palace of the White Cat. ea: RUT PATRON Ey William Macart as Methuselina, #| claim to only the beauty of the pom ‘Veteran Fairy, tumer, : ‘The taces were not of the wind that would haunt you In your dreama, Unley." ite l 7 | “ prise, When you go to a thing of that) your dreams were nighuares. In shor, sort you naturally expect al) -aorts of {ne “production” w: ‘ things to pop out at you. Nothing pops | have seen many @ | =< exnetly what yo! its ie, many ie. out of “The White Cat,” It marches | #4 Borgoous os It le out at you, doploys at you, and dines up | You he & a | Me at you, but {t doesn’t pop at you. Im| White Cat.’ But if you are toow other words, It {s perfpetly harmless, | Pec hitin Bel. Hae con BS cz etal y and therefore aninteresting—except for | fhe mite. La.) ton the tall, tho, aenaltive sar, Mise The Spanish dancers are the cherry | the only one who is a in the cocktail, or, speaking of oats, | ga4 sven Hie Fe Bee the nearly midnight thrill in the | smilon automatically and singe worse pouste cate, Thay come on toward the | the Pringess Chiffon, OJ is6 | Bnyder le a Cond wir your close of the performanes, with all the Ain A I Bh Rove vets Ginger of &@ Spanish omelet, If the | Mreart {se fairly funny as te “| programme is to be believed, they are | iry, bh 94,9 King of a. Mr from the Royal Theatre, Madrid, Last Padus = pm... 7 Oe a, back | i kind | ft was an auction, and it was only a lot.ot ruffans tearing down @ red flag which some of brother Willie's friends had put up to show that if they were | Gofeated it would be anarchy, and I think {t ts an outrage to connect anarchy | ‘with the avotioneer busines, because, tf you will remember, Margaret Bingle, of ve Brooklyn, her husband was on auctioneer with a lovely bass voloe and sang in the cholr louder than any one, and when his ol4 maid aunt went insane and im- agined che was a phonograph and used to shriek’ at the top of ber lungs nobody ould quiet her except Mr. Bingle shouting “What am I offered for this fine Phonograph? Going without reserve!” And 80, Mr. Nags, when you sneer at auctioneers you eneer at a very re- apectadle profession! But what can we expect? You are not for the old flag! The Views of Joseph the Diplomat. yy Gp ARIA” be eaid, "as he put his | Just what tt contatne, Maria, If one Uy YY reased he meerschaum pipe he Was coloring, “do you know that you feet on the footrest and ca- | Could raonal 1) “without tein anything night's audience, on the other map, Was | if he values his, pee 'penpe Maria—nothine nersonal nt all—T may ad from Missourl But both ends met in| Py) ‘White Gat" 7 that | ot body. Tt Is an Angora of Are w huicky woman’ 3 \Eaheer ge a Vee Nice Bee a applause. | but tt Tent up & fs gras ye “Oh, Tam, am I?’ she returned, €¥¢-| some would have tried amatler ones.” Othorwive, Drury Lane had no turn- | AR: Tien he devoted himself to coloring cree RMN: OR SE BERRI Ul AS Wins him suspiciously, "I suppose you mean that T was fortunate in getting vou for a husband?” “No, Maridy" he explained, “I do not ponalder myself such an extraordinary prize In the matrimonial lottery, but his pipe, and she was undecided Just researches In Maghattn. The Tokugawa i what she ought to 4 Government sent him In 1808 with any ‘ other official, Matsuda Denjuro, to Ine vestigate the conditions in this north- | ern quarter, The little party travelled Japan Changes the Map. APAN has already beyun to mace tts changes on the map of the world, A new chart of the waters DIAMONDS HAVE RIZ! Jim better than none, You'll admit} By Albert Payson Terhune About Gaghalin Island hes puat been is-| In & boat sixty feet long with four feet it tha (The price of diamonds has risen 15 por sued by the Japanose hydrograptic bi- | beam. They euffered many hifdsiips, 4 “"Ye-es, a little better.” cent, In the past year,—News Item.) . reau, doncerning which a Tokio news-| but they succeeded in makiug the im- i oa - paper says: “On this map the Strait of | portant discovery that Saghatin was an 7 HAnd you're between 6 feet-10 inches BE whint G Hard year for the poor! Diamonds have ris! How long must folks endure This sort of thing? It's time the line Gnd 5 fect 11 inches, if you're an Inch.” “Oh, I'm 400 tall, You don't like"— @he began “I admire tall women.” he Interrupt- ‘Tartary, which divides Saghalin from the main land, {s marked ‘Mamiya Kal-|& nacrow atrip of sea. Thenceforth kyo’ (Btralt of Mamiya), and the Amur| water was known af Mamiga-no-uml ] Gulf, northward of the atratt, is marked | (the Gea of Mamiya), island, separated trom the continent by ed, hastily, “All men admire tall was drawn, ‘Mamiya Kalkyo Hokubu’ (northern —_——— Women, but, I was thinking, Mart Diamonds have riz, and winter ts part of Mamiya Strait), Thle name THE FIRST BOMB. that they seldom marry them, That coming ont ‘Mamiya’ recalle a remarkable historl- : the point, Maria. Just call to mind the | Just think! cal event hitherto not known outside of | Bombs, it Is sald, were first thrown id maids you know. Is there a littie| "\* Woman among them? No, Maria; not], \’"en the children clamor to be tes one 1h @ thousand, Now, why ir itt) Toy gree lly, Hae: caste aan Can you tell me that? 7 ‘ ‘supperiese ! "4 will." she returned. “Man admires | A"4 yet, with diamonde ris there's @ tall woman, but he ts such a con-| nought for them tn eat fummate coward (hat be won't marry | Except, perhaps, mere vex’tables and Japan, Mamiya Rinso was & Japancwe | March %, 1580, on the town of Wachtets subject who had asgoctated himaslf With genck, in Guelderland, May Manton’s Daily Fashions, Qny one near his own size, She must meat, i %o smajl that he can handle her! toay the wall MPIRE motels 4 Joseph; so small that he can! OF the tollers of appear to be our nation; rrorize her; so small that she seems} .., is steadily gain- is property. rather than his pariner, | Sct one diamond in’ the dinner, pall To save us from starvation’ Only millionaires can afford to oat dia- mond now! How long t Thies By Pnnone Prot wt e might ba Osponmmer's sina atck w’s uD againat It! Cholly—What hurrying John- ‘Teacher—Now, Jane, how many No wonder we're pale, daily growing | ny? net ig ” Beut ‘ Jobnny—T'm always in a hurry when = Jarie~-Five. Geo whis! What ean the poor man tave for dinner! I'm on me way ter achool. Teacher—No, 8124 rat Jane—Aw, g wan! 22 = hats the kind of creature man is, ‘ou understand me, Jos aM ON iy’ a Biray su But sometimes they are fooled, Joseph; sometimes one of them gets a ‘Woman Who is big enough to assert her Fights.” 1 Me, Bsomotinies one does,” he admitted; but sometimes he gets fooled worse than that, Maria, Sometimes, i am | oid, he gotw & four-foot-six woman who hey more pepper apd mustard al Drimstone in her than a giantess, Ono can't tell by the sige of the package by week and are never more attrao- tive than when worn by little girls to whom they are alwaya becoming. I the illustration shown ingly smart yet quite skmple coat, which is adapted to all seasonable ma- Veriats amd which’ includes the very eat features of the style without being R > fn #ay ery exng- “i ‘ gerated, In this in- CE TT TL eT tt a _,~,/ | stance dark red meiton Le finished CIENT FASHION OF WEARING RUFFS IS REVIVED. with sole tak cloaking clothe oan Os utilized and both velvet and velveteen are exceed! ney fashionable this sea- fon, while the range of eolore ie an ox- ‘Teachor—Now, Willie, i you hed two cents and Mary should give you two more, can you bell me the result? ‘Witlie-I'a still be financially em- barrassed. ‘Teadher—Wilie, I asked you to put an example on the board. ‘Willie—Well, ain't dat er horrible example? 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From o presentation edition of “Sweeter 6till than "Nbis,’* Sutton, who in dally lite lo Mrwjharthur J, Gaalfield, wits of : publisher, who has expended much money on making eiiihelishinent of volumes this beautiful Y heurt, it te a violin, With living string and bow of flame; pulsing notes are sweet and thin, They only speak your name, a Your dear, dese name. oh And should you seek the theme to change, Tts fondest loyalty to prove, You'll find through all its widest range Tt still shall we‘sper “Love"— ‘Your name is Love, If you run around after actors you }} Will get into serious trouble, Have a Werle sonse and dignity and leave thom He Lobes a Widow. ‘i Dear Myst. "elT ang’ ives wi to)