The evening world. Newspaper, November 2, 1905, Page 19

SK The Evenir HOT TIPS ON FINANCE. By Roy L. McCardell. ( (7 Matters trom an Insurance Man Abroad to His Non on Broadioay. \ Paris, — ——. Y DEAR BOY: Yours recelved telling moe you ere till disposed to be acutely economical and will q not get @ Rew overcomt this winter, Now, my boy, I have no objection to your being eco- nomical on your own money, but I will not permit you to make poor use of ming, As long 4s your dad ts paying the treight I want you to spond freely in o way thet you get some return, Hoonomy is the poortat polloy in New York, Why, can’t you seo yourself that the an- awered plea for high wages ty the Increased cost of living. It you are seen on New York’é prominent thotough- teres in inst year’s overcoat Tumor will not down that I am broke and up against tt. Look prosperous. It pays, ‘Phere’s nothing cheap about the MoCurdys; they have never lost their nerve, Jamesey Hydo, on the othor hand, ds eelling Out below cost and he's queering him- self, Always look like ready money, It gooa with the . mob, The wise ones know better, but the wise ones are fen, ob, eo few! If they were not the insurance business would not have fahed as it hea. - Bummersen, our od actunry, was one of those wise ones that could see @rrough the well-dressed bluff, He always had « contrary opinion to the average GAN, consequently he was alwaya right. ‘Ho used to say to me, “I know Bo-and-Bo ts making all sorts of money be he Greases 60 shabby.” Bummersen used to dross phabby himself. I remember once I took him to task for walking up Broadway looking ile a scarecrow, and his reply was, “Oh, verybody In New York knows mol’ ig oh nae ry as ‘When Wore straightening & tangle out tn our Chicago 0) for dh ic ody showed up in the Windy City in his old familiar shab- ness. X expostulated with him about coming West tn such a fashion and bis was, “Oh, nobody In Chicago knows me!" ‘That may have been alt right for Summersen, who was of the old school and ly knew of one way to acoumulate money, and that was to save it, But these days you have to put money tn to get money out, and one of the best tnvestments A. know of for « young man In New York Js to dress better than the other fellow, ‘The well-dressed man has the advantage. Tn the old days I used to lay bate of ten to one that « man In correct ditite, with his nerve with him, could walk unchallenged {nto any pub! without paying, or any private one without being invited. I always won, , 86, you dress your best. Another thing, it 1s well to endeavor to fool others, | byt never fool yourself. Never try to think # thing's ¢0 because you want @ to be #0. If I bad thought that-a-way, as they eay down Mobile, I would lve been aitting before Lawyer Hughes giving up all 1 know about the Yellow Dog Fund. Tostead of that I am having a good time in Hurope trying to pretend I am enjoying myself, and, as yet, my name thas not even beon mentioned, Don't economize on yourself, Do it on other people. You remember the night you were with me at the club when Touchinghem whispered, “Slip me @ hundred, , @on’t let anybody see you!” “AN right,” I sald, “I won't.”” And, if you will remember, I didn't. YOUR DAD, ~ THE GIRL FROM KANSAS. - By Alice Rohe, ES, it's been oN. ening Diace | and 1 did the| matrimony to the first man she met. If ‘Btatue of Liberty | You could see Otle you would appre- by day, Efen Mu-| clate the picture of the Prarie Flower see by night,’ see-jin the ploturesque precincts of the ing New York | Actors’ Church, getting married, stunt, that it} Otle went erasy about the Eden Mu- seems downrieht! #e@, Of course, and we had to almost provincial to have |“fag her co get away from the tor- | to drag Lena Leoti, the Prarie Flower, | tured wax Indian maiden who breathes around on this fresh-from-the-wilds| While you walt, and devours her ag- dusiness. | ony with your eyes, “T suppose it's a good thing though;| “You know it's # terrible mistake to Yor if It, wasn't for taking your|#end back glowing reports about yqur- friends around, New Yorkers never self to'the village of your birth, Ald ‘would see Manhattan, don't ever think New York je too far “Lana Leott got so romantte when | away for any of your childhood’s happy we showed her the Little Church | friends looking you ap, =< ESE ery mall brings us cheerful an- houncememt from people Sie cant we don't even yw, who politely. in- form us that «hey are going to drop in on Ws for a week oF 80, ‘The worst part of it Is to live up to And the Slapstick Fell, murder case across the front page of the Waubunsee Basoo like this; ‘Kan- sas Girls Take New York by Storm,’ ete. Oh, it's all very grand to con- template the effept thie has on your ex-deadly rivals, but think of the result when they all come piling on to New York and find out that you are not running a IYfth avenue mansion and that you are mot counting your salary , in cheat loads, | "Prlends are an ungratotul lot, it ) You show them a good Aye vey go a th you're leading, and it y ery on the entertainment bhuskvess they spread the report that i's ao wonder You're getting slong well jon’ spend any money entertala xO “Oh, Lena looti is having ¢ her life, e8 solng lo write @ Paper ogan'ne emery’ he sha up Meg d ‘uesday a Home letter to the Bay at thowe letters are,’ mak? the writer * ind all of our descriptions of * srent city turn groen with envy if knew what Lean Leotl wae up to? | ona Lett is £0. pleased with hn Iterary efforts for the Hasoo that she | “Hasn't the eile: dry laugh?” | saya ehe may way ty New York i it has sawdustering, as it ir on 5 Yh rome aa paper, 1 wonds we wil?" the, sible asking. atvlee this grand impression you Wave deen/ Tramp-—But, kind sir, I don’t know | trying to throw out, wey back In the! where ny next meal és coming from, | Kansas cornfields. Think of having| Househsiler-Netther de I Our cook your name played up like a fire or a| bas just left. Ideal Surroundings. ‘l stond among wis wrapper bunch Because I eannot walk, There Is something in their favor, tow None of them can talk,” jie val BEAUTY HINTS. By Margaret HubbardAyer Makes a Present, but Scores THIS LookS BASY, ANYBODY CAN MAKE » CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. Say! Th vust SURPRISE. MOTHER BY MAKING HERA’ THEN PUT IN A TIN PAIL TO MAKE A NEAT AND $UB- STANTIALAINING,. WONT THAT MAKE A _ DANDY JEWEL> Birdie—Do you take aftor your father? | Leo—Why, how do you know Hippo—t'd lke to, but there's nothing | riod for money? left to take after he's been around, The Commuter’s Rubaiyat. By Albert Payson Terhune, (The Rhythm of Car ls ites Com Muters to Poetry.~-News Item.) vy . deen lata, ar has frac- nd f must sprint No catch the 8.15, For i Tm fe the boss will give me— mua, Oh, Ts, ia life in Pompton hunder: eel Then fill the cup with ooffee scsiding ep ‘Two minutes! thme for brenkteat have Diba!" annatian fod s place, got. Lat Indigestion walt on etite As down my throat the frugal mea) in were cheap, motorg, the too-brief time for sleeping TOW, A mo » Methought a dolemn voice from dream- en fe fem honey, @ cow, timp-table for dully lt'rature 4 Take i I vlaped and within the Smoker sate,! Beka jus aha role The ala re Was tick 8) And eke—for Lcd | goemnt rake-oft—this All perplexed young people can ob-| | marriod as soon F iH tovey =n age pace, Se. OAftenre oT snes aor Se Sing he She Wants to Marry Him. re chey ace Dew aay yo As you me why Marrtago ote girl exclusively, You arc young, anyhow. BRAS a AT Re eee Ol And ten men told how neatly they'd I ride upon the train four hours a day, On lawn mowers and cooks I blow my pay. ay eiimes the iad I lug home forty bundies through the Wt luck’ bel ead ie They say that better hours folks can nips Since first I learned suburban homes A smoking car, @ force whist-players’ > land erled: "The man who spends his life in catch- Ay! Rural life is Paradise, I vow, pon eae amid, pt di n't seem % graft much pleasure, 0 th the side!” ihe Bd det me from New +) Ani e me joi ” Out on the vlatform. through the clos id piace amo Jorn the tribe of “Own. ng . . yard diy “Monthly payments | coming to me YoU love two gira, I don's Wa to marry at all, Dresuppones an interest in Another “Hit” than She Had Planned. #0} Around the Corner that it was hard Wl MMA SO Oe CR COREE TC ee ene ite dom ots ager we ioe mance et The Zoo Vaudeville « «6 &# w wt T mare Pelisan—I just saw your wife— Lakes, to sleep, way by milkless inaplred cae ne «= malonate mace RSRLGSE Sr etary Se-eornerenete ee eeennaenenonnv nee eeiera a: INGE fo WOMEN ne 2 a center ae ements, BETTY'S BALM FOR’ LOVERS, ween one mentiongd. I would ike Rae oy Dark Rings Under the Eyes, | |ldve aaairs by wricng betes. Le: Mr oe anaary, Yl ame oa ue in A i fortune far too AM a ‘Aire man twenty-four years! | hal deep); r wisi aulnetwens aS woeee aie Dut as 4 is wm afokd “ae her Ae abe reomes iF last ina Indy ta eR ok i MB, & basin, rub tt there stair Maen of earch, Maen C4 ert World’s Home Magazine, Thursday Evenin » November 2, Pana’s Girl, & & sre OS OS By FG. Long, ‘You SEE ~FIRST You GET A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND A S)LK HAT. THEN CAREFULLY REMOVE THE TOP LIKE THIS « “You havet"’ “Yea; bartending ten years now.’ } Eoirco pany HOME HINTS, Removing Stains, NILESS attended to at once, both toa and coffee stains are very MMoult to remove; when tairly fresh they may be gonked in tutter- milk, and then lem to dry fn the open ule, Fopeating the process if necessary, After “whieh wash In cold water, An- other recipe Is to xproad the etain over well with powders! borax, and then pour abeolutely boiling miter through lt, A solution of ganitaa 18 alao ald to be excelient tor removing but If onem sont to the \auindey @md boiled they besome almost Ineradioable. Unstarohed Linen, Trrenoh have « way of making even an Inferior quality of table look well without the ald When the napkinw are wasied And rely to be toned, they are dipped into bolting water and per tially Wrung out between cloths, They am then repkity ironed whh as bot a fletiran as poreible without burning them. Kitehen Furniture, Of tho; most fancinating pleces furniture in the madera ikivoh- 4s an old-fashioned settle. Ite “T've been inmany a tight place dur- ing my lif 19048. HE NEW PL FM Marie Cahill’s & X-Ray Humor Makes “MOONSHINE, | CAHDUMCORING tm hardly the word to Our Set” te another bit of m Gesorlbe Miss Marte Cahill, yet by | #truction in which Mims C all the moons that ever shone, she | #lsted by Mr, Dick Temple. is "Moonshine,’’ Bilvio Hein, who has @ good memory for muslo, may imagine they something to do with the they haven't, It je Miss “makes good” while the moon shines, by way, is adi tunity to get baok into her old ti She has yery soneibly cast off prima do Fa anything but Elysian Fields theatre last season. If your digestion troubles you it may Interest you to know that Mise Cahill {a singing the old songs in the old way, The gentleman who described Mr, Chauncey Depew aa a pepsin tablet Milght be able to say something very muoh nicer of Miss Cahill, “Moonshine” doesn't matter, but Mise Cahill does. Tt is doubtful whether the Portsmouth Peace Envoys would have been mble to make anything out of the Manchurian muddle that shrouds “Moonshine” tn mystery, A blond- hatred diplomat loses certain papers in &@ wrestling match, and Molly Moon- shine, who {® supposed to have a speaking acquaintance with the Secret Service Department, gets them back because she loves him so, It {# asking too much to imagine Mins Cahill as a detective, no matter how droll, She ts too good-natured and | crowning glory of @i Miss Cahill’s wood-hearted for that. One of th achievements Is 4 roll-top calffure that days a real playwright may give is sure to leave every woman who sees - a real part, and if that thme ever | it with something on her mind, comes she will be recognised a# one of |. There is a great deal of Ms. George the best of our comediennes. No one | Beban—a great deal too much—in the as yet has written up to her possibill- | proceedings, His familiar stage French: _ ties for comedy. Meanwhile we must|man la tiresomely in evidence. He be content to see her make something | should be gently but fitmly suppressed, out of nothing, and surrender ourselves | Miss Cahill might give him a few to the Irresistible whythm of her sonms, | treatments of her X-ray humor with Happily, she has several good songs ronults, In her present piece, and these include| Miss Clara Palmer tries desperately the coon song. Any one who thinks | to be French, and Miss Leona Andere the coon song dead will quickly dis: | son, whose eyes are larger than har cover after hearing Miss Cahill that It| experience, glories in her first part, lias merely been sleeping, ‘I Am Look- | that of a broad countess born of ‘Ihe lng for My Ten" is “all the money," | Belle ot New bra tae as they say in financtal ciroles, while| But Miss Cahill lls you into for “Don't Be What You Ain't’ w9uld| gotfulness of the others, She beats lead the most arrant hypocrite into a) even the busy calclum man in makips truer life, “They Never Do That in |"Moonahine,” CHARLES DARNTON, x Cat Stories that on Marie Cahill as Molly Moonshing, | | Are Vouched For, CAT belonging to a deparimentad) its Kitten, which now was threatened + A profesor at Chalons-sur-Marne BEA ee Senate and mewed dolefully had 4 : and hel ys Had tad deltons, | he" owneh, The dog. however, Kk No notice, but, Wishing to keep only one of them, KAYO ltaking the kite tly between its the omer for the rest*to be drowned, | teeth yt were a denies game bird, Dut, by an unfortunate mistaloe made by | carried i In triumph, with tall erect, to ite Utter, For @ week it fed its new the worvant Who was GoUng as eX@CU> | nigling as It fed ite own children, and foner, cne of the kittons, instead of| the kitten and the pups played wildly being carried away by the stream, re-|exclting games together In peace and Lees {mained on the mud heap a ttle dis-| unity. But, alas! on the night of the } An Illustrated Phrase. inth day the heavy Danish dog In ita ‘ames from the bank, The poor cat, |" +) sleep suffocated the amall foster child which had followed the servant, waited | whish It had saved trom drowning and till vhe latter had disappeared and then| had made weloome tn Its own domain, i vainly tried to get the kitten back. The 9" 9? oF distance, however, was too great, and| ‘My cat,’ ea: writer In the Chir ba cfforts were fruitless, cago Tribune, “is twelve years old and Meanwhile its desperate mewing had |@n ordinary tabby. Since it was @oli- been heard by a dog belonging to a | Cate as a kitten, I always let it sleep neighbor, an enormous Danish dog, |!n the kitchen on the ground floor, mother of a ltter of Pups. It ran to| ftom which a large window overlooks @ the spot, and although !t and the cat | yard. Jn this window is one pane which Were not as a rule on friendly terms, all | opens separately by means of a latch, " differences seemed mome! ly forgot | “w it ‘edout ‘old the ten, and the rivalries of race > | pen Ie was (weryeers ' borhood disappuared before st oat, no doubt Anding the might long) ' by Har [renee Oi soliatity. en Sa | taught itself to open this pane and get LJ tying the distres: nd annie! of ite tarmer enemy, the dog. atretohe bay Mei ide ar re when the coos forward, took hold of the kitten, which | (vowing that nortants wave was half dead with fear and covered maxing’ the. cat teaponalbh , with mud, deposited (t near {ts mothor ae Aud remained close by, showing the |Wite heslixence of Pe Pe AR nthe rejoleing and the | morning 1 was bound to believe it, Since subsequent washing of the mite. l¢hon I have ee6o the. cat do the trick & * 4 e [Rundred | times, tor 2094 fi Kner that, ; ett i jWe had discovered it at It, It no longer But presently tho evene changed. Ae made & secret of it, Its way of doing It soon as the poor mother had put tts! wre to jump upon the Inner ‘window ail kitten into clean germents, so to speak, |push the lacch upward with the tip of wt the dog. ithe nose ane gt the frame pg with , s paw, t tah which #0 far had sat perfectly stitl, wot! hymn being Would de it with tie Mande up. began to growl tn the most threat: | this’ amusing part 18 ot one o ening manner, and, with a heavy stroke | [Mt \pegendna paw ie ae | of Its Inrge paw, made the mother put | outside, (ough Itself the same trick | the baby down. ‘The poor, terrified | quite @ short time, This kitten cat, not daring to enter upon a fight |\eoy” fad ot bao thee Bee Y 4 the fesue of which wan bound to be|door coward it with the greatest dexe unfavorable to it, crouched tn front ot | terity, eR atl as May Manton's Daily Fashions, ONE of the N tucked or plutte edakirle ts bets ter Iked than this, and none is more graceful or more generally ber coming. It {9 quite simple, Involves very little labor in the Maks ing, yet ts graceful and takes most satise ( factory lines and j folds. Ilustrated tha . maternal ia royal bine ohevtot, but all sults ing and all skitting materials are anpryr priate, broadcloth, homespun and the Uke, as well as the lighter welgyt cash- mere, bevrietta and ili, The quiotity of mae teria! required for the medium ee 16 8 dt yanis %, 6 garde +4 o¢ 41-3 yarnts 52 inches wide, W macerisi has figure or non 6h sorde 27, 38-4 yardads or 8 yards M inches wide if it bas not Pattern 5,189 cut in sites fOr M had mt walst meaanre, amie Sah bs es