The evening world. Newspaper, October 26, 1905, Page 19

3 ek The Evening World's TIPS ON FINANCE, |The By Roy L. McCardell. Letters from an Insurance Man Abroad to His ‘ Son on Broadway, neither is Fields. ehrough, been piealing, ¥ PRAR BOY; M Received your better, with copy of song “Ev- erybody Works but Mather.'’ T don's eo (he ap- plication. Andy Humilton isn't working, neither i# Jordan, And there will be a whole lot of other people out of employment when this man Hughes gets You write and tell me they are digging out a new host of mioo thi: ate UR He surplus every day, and I see by the cable that Tom Lawson mys be ls going to start an investigation rough-hovse in the Alreviion of the bis trust companies goon. Oh, well, fk wos too good to ast, but while It abies tt war Uke making money at the mint—with this difference, that when the whistle biew for dinner you could put the money in your pocket in the life insurance business, while the man at tive mint couldn't, That would have T want to come back, anyway. A good, old-fashioned American jall, with all the comforts of home, would gult me better than a palace abroad, my boy, T'm going back to Patis. This good, old London town #1 mo the horrors. You cau’t get a drink of plain or cooking whiskey anywher What they sell you for whiskey here tastes of creosot fe vo heavy that after drinking It you go Into a ‘tranc Things are getting on my nerves. T oun't stand a 4 the lukewarm ale thing any more, Bspe- c'aity Tean't atand the cockroaches. They cal! them “house beetles’ here. Thoy (fess London. and Charley 4ivele principal uactulness w. alt the time, but I.dunne, hwal told me when I gaw him some time ago that eating the h's that the Bnglishmen keep dropping I long for the Waldorf, /Now, there ts a place! When I think of John W, Gates eltting in the cafe arf offering 10 bet everyvody a million he hasn't that | mitch money st alm’ akes rhe ery. You remember J old Joke about tearing down the Waldorf and building & hotel on che site? Ah. he Ought to be Up against tt tn darkest London! Mere If you want anything e®ra you have to onler it the day before, and then you don't get it. At the Waldorf you sit down to a cable and ask the walter for a planked ptenk, File answer Is, “Here it ia!" He's had it in Ma pocket waiting for you to | come In. Drop around once in awhile and give them this message from another world, | & Messnge from one not dend hut gone before: ‘vel! them that there is nothing fn this world valuable enough to steal, I gut a letter yesterday from my old friend Col, Joe Pugh. of Covington, Ky. He's at the Waldorf, He wrote mo he brought on his horse Freebooter. Me said he clocked him while vhe dow was on the sward, and he breemed a quarter in 0.24 on a muidy track, with 120 wp. He and all bis friends got aboard on Free-| booter, | Pugh pays he doesn't know why his horse Aldn't win, but thinke he was) seized with locomotor ataxia when the barrier went up. Pugh wrote me that he only knew of one case of worse running, and that was @ome he did for office a fow years aro, Pugh raid ho will nover forget that effort of his, and how his friends all rate | Bed for him and Ald thoir hest to keep him from the pitfalls of a political career, | ‘The onty thing that missed him that day, he eays, is the well-known brand) of scouring soap whose trade-mark ts, “Tt Has Never Scratched Yet," and Pugh ays he has hia Aoubts of that, Give him my regards. Your lonesome DAD. Have a Laugh With the Fanny Men! Chicago Tribune Mau, “I thought tt was to be merely a box- Ing matoh, but K looks to me Vike a real fight, and a pretty stiff one Ls that.” “Real? You bet tt was real! One But here's a tremendous question: Wil somebody tell us, pray, Who's to look after the country While Editor Bryan's away? Pittsbarg Dispatch Man. ‘Mrs. Jobnaing—What has yo’ children oon doin’? Lattle Rastus—Nothin’, mammy; noth- fn’ ke yo’ father ev'ry day, eee Tinke-—Jack has been a travelling palesman for a long time, hasn't he? Jonke—Yes. He's been on the road #0 Jong that when he's home he winks at this wife when she pases him anything » at the table. ‘\Ohteago News Man, Prohibition ? ‘Van Albert—Yed and they not only leaned out all the saloons, but they iso removed the lampposts. Rodrick—Why did they do that? ‘Van Albert—o the topers could be ar- ed . L pie | 5 Brmson ond Hercules decided to seck fresh fields where they might win re- Mrs, Johnaing-Yo' i» growin’ more) strong man, “What are you about to tackler’ “Oh, I think T will apply for a post- tlon jon ong of the American railroads to | open the car windows.” Packing thelr grips, the strong men sailed for América on tho next steamer, “EVERYBODY WORKS BVT=--'" By Albert PaysonTerhune | lee E VERYBODY works but Father.” Gee! what a filial song! ‘They're singing !t at pianos, ‘Mhey whiatle tt all day long, 80 here's a humble effort ‘To atem this vooal fad,: And turn away the limelight From poor old Dad: MoCurdy Version, Everybody works dear Father) He gives us all our pay, For he'd hate to see us tolling At one-twenty-five a day. + Uncle's a director, So ts Greataunt Ann. Everybody named McCurdy ‘Works my olf man! ~ Rockefeller Version. Everybody's Works are Johnny's, He has annexed the lot, Poor independent dealers All have been sent to pot. Once they had loads of money, they drive a car; Since everybody's Works were bought up By John D, R.! Osborig Version, Byerybody “work#’ but Travers; He's a poor, hohest fool, Hasn't the sense to “got It,” own with their wonderful feats of Wont be the Wigwam's tool, atrength, I “wi sald Her- oe ao me ne Mprohy Cram and MoCarren A i re busy ae they can be. ilar = rte AVE MEN ANY SOULS? hema a AE By Nixola Greeley-Smith, : a right in denying that woman has ® aqui. __ T thought, ae he talked, that Thad nover in my Vite mot really soatimental adjeotive, sentimental wex. Iipulatve, emotional as ifferent ayes Godin Wie oe hie ee ee Young Men, sentiments) as « plate of soup, If It were not for men, the last glimmer of romance would be cre Reggie yee Phaviace Brew len? By 1,9, McGill rt to See the Mayor. Homo 'WewanTa e: Three Terrors They Make a Second Strenuous Effo * OR WANNIE 00 Summer Deceptions Laid Bare. # # # # # ByE.F. Flin, ye aae a sw & & Betty’s Balrn for Lovers. acted gave, Tell him thet be is not obliged to be man cannot win her, The fact that engaged to you; but if he wishes to be you live in New York will help you a | he will have to shew you » little more lot, consideration abd attention. oe BEAUTY HINTS : By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. tow a Home An Olly So bout four or five ma kept rom PE’S EXCHANGE | i : fo Know open. A course of massage treatment will cure this de- fect, and if you are magn, in the gublime, not the ridioulous a he hive san dela 2Ot git 641: "7 : you stand on your dig. |,» , The Way to propose is 1nd not buy Ait emt |p tale ge ou Biv dae love her, and wish She Is a Farmer's Daughter. following mixture Ol Atoohol, 2 ounces; 2 fesorein, 15 Cuoumbers for Freckles. A. RDhe inner side of the cucumber Avt mildly es @ bleach, and in omy will tt help to fade Tt le A delightful cosmetic if the skin soft and exiny, |For Blackheads. teslt ja not 80 eo oman who lives near ty clear Test of the fave, but greater care her myould be taken to use the brush daily ard water, The accompany 5 ; oxide of gino, 7 grams, does not irritate), bs Faversham ROM a lady's than to “The Squaw | Man" istinction without any arent difference to Mr. William | Faversham, who ts hitting a now trail \{n Edwin Milton Royle's extravagantly womantio melodram: ve | day’ adoring matinee maids, wham has not changed as much as he might Imagine. As a tailor-made ranch- harfer than in his drawing-room days, this reason, If for no other, "The ‘a popular success. You know the | William Faversham as Jim Carston, | | othors—"Tne Holr to the Hoorali," “sirongheart” and the rest, It begina to look as though the funny old drama by getting to be a week ef Sundays,” | We are having a wild guccession of | Western plays, with Indians running wild and cowboys whooping it up for all they are worth In stage money. The playwright with an eye to ready royaltios seems to be following Horace Greeley's advice with a vengeance, In "The Squaw Man," as tn similar cases—although “Sunday’’ revered the order—he is golng West by easy stagen, Stop-lvely Now York iHkes to get away from Itself, It delighta to step out of the cramped Subway Into the boundless West, It wants to breathe, it needs a |change. It find) that change in plays |lke "The Squaw Man,” Why say, then, that the story of “The Squaw Man" ts impossible, that its situ- jatlons @re unnatural, that iis cowboys would make a real cowboy open bis \eyes with amazement? If you have ever changed cars at Laramie you know all that, But your neighbor doesn't, so don't tell him, | It ts your netghbor who ts going to wecept “The Squaw Man" from som- brero to spur, He will be tmpatlegt through the first act, which Is conven- tionally English. There's the black sheep (how they do raise them in Eng- land!) and the pure white one, both woarlng the red jackets of Fis Majes\y's service, And there's @ ball going on, Wherever you find red jackets you will find @ ball, The musio in the wings’ aids you to misunderstand what the actors are saying. Yesterday afternoon Mra. Selina Fetter Royle was the only one whose yoloe rose triumphant above the scraping of the overworked musl- clans. She waa the white-haired moth- er of the black sheep, who had lost the witows and orphans’ fund of his regt- ment in speculation, Mr, Herbert Blea grovelled in the black-sheepish- ness of it all, while Mr, Faversham stood erect In the nobility of selt-sacrl- floe by taking the cousin's guilt upon fig wsyoulders and wringing ft to America, where #0 much comes free of duty. It wie love, of course, that inspired him to do thie-love of Diana, the cousin's wife, Behold, then, Capt. Wynnegate trans formed into Jim Carston, ranchman, but & gentleman ati, (He kept himself marvellougly neat.) Enter also the Long Horn saloon, Maverick, Wyo,, where the whiskey is so strong that the mere amell of it knooke over a heay big Indian chief, The usual sort of stage cowboys ihit {t up and shoot ft up when the Inevitable “bad man’ #taggers into the plot. Mr, Frenk Campeau made Tampas in “The Virginion” worth wetohing, but as much cannot be said for Cash Haw- king as played by Mr, W. Hart, who a Tailor-Made “Squaw Man,” wae #0 obylously “bad | Fae oe Diana with other. etd jets, arri Judging by the oxclamations of a Sh har hit the fomtning heart even | Years «1 Squew Man" may at once be deciared her shoes George Faweétt as Big Bill, ve én her arms and kil him—and Longe tho situation with only enother Jim's glorious mistakes.” "Jim's" words on this subject a) “She nw me day ad night; I was a man and the inevitable hang tyes Mise Selene Jonn- son as Diana Is expected to be romanth On short ekirts, a task even harder than being 4 Lady Ina Shaw Play. All that Miss Mabel Morrigon has to do as suaw in the cage is to shoot the “bad man" and then horeelt. Bhe nite a ball her mother's heart when Atle Hal Js started off for land to be brought up as the future Bart of Keehill Her thoughtfulness leaves, “Jim” and Diona to renew oer To mance, and enables you to go home with @ feeling that “Jim’ will not make another of his “glorious a takes" In a hurry, Mr. George Fawcett ts capital an a husky foreman of cow-punchers, and Mr. Theodore Roberts, as a peace chief of the Utes,” talks Indian a6 fluently as a Tammany brave on the eve of election, CHARLES DARNTON, Vegetable Millinery. T the recent unveiling In Ocean Grove of the bronze statue of the late Dr, ©, H. Stokes, « Metho- Atet minister #ntd: “I knew Mr. Stokes well, and one of the things I most admired in him wes his simplicity, his modesty, his plain- net, He hated affectation and vanity, even in women; and in a good-humored way he would often poke fun at the freakish faghions that come up from time to time in women's dress, “I remember one summer, when the Indies’ bate were vory large and af ‘sat many cherries and beans and grapes and #0 on covered them. Dr, Stokes went about Ocean Grove telling « hat aid there came knock at * man's door one morning, and the man answored It, and then called upstairs to hin wife: “ ‘Ann, here is the girlwith the vege tables.’ “But the wife, coming downstairs, hastily, called ae sho descended: “ Don't be silly, It's my new bat,’ "= juffalo Inquirer, MAY MANGON’S DAILY FASHIONS. walst suite the young girl #o well aa the blouse and none 18 #0 fashionable. 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