The evening world. Newspaper, October 25, 1905, Page 15

* B yi hin 8 lila By Roy L, McCardell. Ah, if She Only Had a Vote, She'd Show What| She’d Do! Brother Willie used to do, Brother Wille ts every man with any brother Wille being RE fou going out again to one of thome political mert+ ins, Mr, Negg? Weil, den't let me! keep you in the house! I euppore you men find it mighty interesting to throws himself {nto politios with an on- m just lke my poor, dear papa, who is now no more, not only going tq vote in New York in yeral places this yeat, but he doear't forget his old home, people do, and he's going over to Brooklyn to vote and he may go to Newark and oblige a friend who put down his name, there, it he has time, He'd better not, you say? He'll get arrested? What for, | Mr, Nage? Why should anybody arrest him? Don't you say tivie pride should vote? Oh, well, I won't discurs it, But I am not afraid of arrested, when he tells who he te, And, anyway, It eeome to me that you men make an awful mess of voting; some of You Are so Inzy that you will only go somewhere near your home to vote, and when on enthusiastic boy makes a day of it and votes all over town you talk of arresting him, ike as if he were doing something wrong! I don’t understand your stupld politics, and I don't want to, But I know I used to be #o.interested when Bryan wae running for President, when they used N to have the honest money parades. You looked grand, Mr, Nags, in your ailk hat thelr savings by Bryan, 4nd frock cont, marching behind @ flag for honest money. Woulde’t tt have been terrible if Bryan hia) been elected? Think how the re mhn would have been robbed! How grand the Ingurance Men's Division eo aa they marched up Broadway to keop the people from being robbed of Oh, you need not look at me that way! I read the papers; 1 know what's go'ng on. And dear old Mr. McCurdy was so ind'gnant when they intimated he might be guilty of such a petty thing as boarding at the hotel his Insurance | company owned for nothing, The MoCurdys don't need to do such things. Why, | Mra, Gradley lived for years in Morristown, and sho says the MoCurdys have loads of money. Oh, very well, Mr. Nagg, You need not stare at me that way! I only take people as I find them, and it seems very atrange to me that you should take wides against Mr, =feCall and Mr, McCurdy when I remember bow affable they | were to you and how they complimented you for parading for honest maney. ‘That's just ike @ man. A man {s never sincere. Little did I think when I married you and left my comfortable home !n Brooklyn to be your bride that 1 Would be neglected night after night while you went out to political moetings! What do the politicians do for you? Mr. Dubb apply for a commisslonership, Street-Cleaning Department? He was so What do they do for anybody? Didn't and didn’t they offer him @ place in the engry about it, But I think tt would do him goud if he did go to work, and as for wearing & oanvas uniform, don't the men wil wear cunvas trousers at the swell yacht club hops at Larchmont? Still, Mr, Dubb Is kind to his wife, and that's more than I can say of some other people. But there is one thing sure to my mind, and that is thet I don't ees | why you won't vote for Mr, McCurdy and Mr, McCall. What offices are they | running for? Not running for any? ‘ Don't tell me that, Mr, Nagg; don't 1 eee ther names and pictures in the y not abused terribly? ; papers, snd are HAVE A LAVGH THEY DIDN'T “GET IT,”' with the Funny Men. Dallas News Man. , “There ts no use trying to please peo- } ple," said Mr, Dustin Stax, “What i the trouble?’ “If you don't contribute to camps! ) funds they say you're parsimonious, and if you do they say you're corrupt.” ee “Have you leamed to manage your ‘ watomobile?” ? “Perteotly,” was het serene response. “T have rug over two people and didn’t furt the machine a bit.”’ Washington Star Man. “Pay as you fo," sald the bustling i Man, “That's my motto,” oi “Don't believe 6 word of it." answered the man who {# constantly running {nto debt, “If my paying and going Kept pace, I'd be walking backward,” eee “De man dat goes aroun’ complatnin’ , & dat dar ain’ no disinterested friend- ship,” #aid Uncle Eben, “is usually de man dat is tryin’ to use friendship as mulled me?’ preached, voles to acore his voin READY-MADE IDEALS, By Nixola Greeley-S mith. \CARCELY a day passes that does not bring a letter from some woman disappointed in her husband whe wants me to tell her what to de about it, “Listen, I pray you, to the stories of the disappointed in marriage, collect all thelr complaints, hear their mutual re. proaches, Upon what fatal ‘lnge does the greatest part of them turn? ‘They were mistaken in the pergon.’ ‘It ig not the Rachel for whom I have served, Why hast thou be- ‘Twill ever be the same story, “ ‘And # came to pass, behold, it was Leah!” ‘Thus Laurence Sterne, one of the worst husbands that ever lived, in one of the best sermons that was ever Surely the story of Jacob's love has never had before or wince #0 truthful an interpretation, But, just as surely as every man thinks he marries the Rachel of his dreams and gote the unailuring Leah of mat- ter-of-fact matrimony, is every Jacob had a brother, as well as Leah never gotten over his little habit of using his brother's hands and his brother's By Albert Payson Terhune. ("lt Jerome ain't it’ hdmaelf he must be @ fool,""—J, W. 0.) Tete. Gotham thrills this die “I! Jerome has failed to ‘get it Then Jerome must be » fool!” Just because her sons weren't wise, ‘There was poor, olf foolish Lincoln! Hoe got right down to bis, And in the rush of office Quite neglected to “get his.” Had Ws pn had wisdom To extend a grafting hand We'd still be British subjects; Not @ free and foolish land, Paul Jones, Columbus, Franklin, Grant, Farragut and Scott Wore fools who never grafted, So thelr names are now forgot. ‘While down through history's pages, In & radiance sublime, Shine Arnold and Iscariot, Who “got ft" every time! oman similarly deceived, and he hag of our own deliberate blindness and not from any deception they practise upon us, ‘The metamorphosis of thé dream woman {nto the real wife is neither so imme- diate nor 80 startling as the lightning change of the ardent lover into the perfuno- tory husband, And yet very frequently neither the wife nor the husband ie at faut. Tt te tho unfortunate and unjust Habit of men and women to blame the to ‘wo lave to exact of ourselves that we live up _ olin exoned Our lénfoney in the latter reapect. » Most tdeal men and women are built about some. Oh dorit you remember Sueet Alive, Beo Bolt, : Sueat Alice who went te Sulue She’ back and: shes given the liars a jolt, Who haloed hee trip with burvoo! 4 Mon—That rich old guy don't know I guess his rela- tives know it, all right. ‘Dear Miss Greeley-6mi' Please give me some & Hallowe'en party. HH cards of Invitation for a | party are usually | decorated with pen and aketohes of bats, owls, brooms, &o,, and bear a verse similar t the witching hour of night And let the fairies read your fate: Reveal to none this seoret plot, OF woe, not luck, will be your lot.” Plage the address on the back of the card, It your taste The yostesn may be dressed as a witoh, with high-peaked oap decorated 1B life-size bat of «ray paper, elf #: E F iz E 5 g i 4 i i 5 : i E i i & g i it 5 = ij = iE § ‘The guests appear in grucsomne white, HOUSEWIFE'S,EXCHANGE ; 5° a, manta ais” SP pa Evening World's Home Magazine: MRS. NAGG AND MR. —\Willie Warbler. @ @ ~ Abdullah, Hakel of Harrar, The gent who visits from ofan, Should surely our Graft Mullah greet, Who Hakels up in 14> Street, otight to be careful with it, loge It! Dr, Ostrich—You've a bad cold, You Patient—Caretul? Why, I'm triyng to ~. Wodnesdasz MY WORD! HAINT HiT ORRID! gave me! King Eds would here a voyage take; He'd only For weve Kings here whose graft make King Eds look waste his like ‘SKID 000! ‘The Hep Daughter~You ask if Cholly has any money? Just Jook at this diamond he Papa—Yes, but has he got any left? BB) If bed sailed aft the craft of graft He'd own a Pee a iii’ SR lt ng. time, dime! cops have goffed that Pirate Craft, captains in disgrace ‘quntry place. ti Mrs. Pelican—Ie your husband hard to manage? Mra, Hippo—Oh, dear no! 1 could twist him around ‘my little Anger—it had @ tittle finger and éf he could twist, who also euts off a thin alice, each | in regular order until the ring appe The one who gets the ring | te the first to marry, but he has a for- ink black cats, Simple, just get ligwe'en paper and write ‘fan invitation as you would to any other felt to pay, Ho must take th ring | from the flour with bis teet! 4 & git must do the same, It Is not an eas; feat and creates considerable merri« ment, A lighted candle is next placed In the pagel of the floor, and the one who ju vs clear ‘has a happy year ahead, ‘but for the one who upsets the candle & year of work and little play ls praph- Suddenly a gong sounds clear and | sharp and a ‘ou in at nd of the room to drawn back, reye Cm | lighted’ tabieau of the “Three Witches of Macbeth" a teaming oaul- | dron suspended between sticks, of hang- ing trom 4 tripod. ‘The curtain fells to tise again on other tableaux which have moving Ike spectres, with bleached beyond fecognition. come as clowns, who bound into in Wonderiand," maids dressed like Brownies, ono the signal for a grand march, A tera for hér #hould be addressed ork, "| She Wants Him faces Bome like Indians; others, again, as litle them dancing @ jig with an Improvised orgen-grindor, The arrival of these Is goblin bows to a Queen of Hearts, clown to a nun, and’the exeroi#es pro- oe merrily as fancy may ‘dic- BEGCY’/S BALM FOR LOVERS. fer coge het jocimang All Jexed young people can ob- tain teeare advice on thelr tangled # love affairs by writing Betty. Let- IX, in order given, four cups four, * three \easpoontuls baking pow: Join hands and trip together tn ly two-step In and out of rooms, | ot tho | through doors and portieres and back to been selected, aweep the party Into an- Halide the starting place, The music may be of to crt , Poe-OMece box 1a, New! ‘ey i seu not. er and get over thi and feel t without her, He Is Distant, Now. changed to the lanclers and performed with as little dignity as the spirit of Hallowe'en will allow, Place on @ table a platter with a| *% mould of four moistened on wh to turn into shape. Conceal a rin, in ite depths. ‘The leader takes a knife carefully cuts off a thin slice, then ne hands the knife to the next in line | in It you want your money back, ask for | it, Of course, your love can't de rer turned to you so onally, tw wi wer e Ri out & small mi Aw ake it up with married. at tite reg hands. A*tor the bite is le ig Cut oper and each wish to be ulti . Ano! to place a of apples @ wb waier while Peres, Rncels ross tee titan ein thale 0 take an apple by the stem with ir seit Raat he Ps BEAUTY HINTS Lic I get as we had ‘A perl~ man. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. For Blackheads, BTTY—tt is not #0 easy to clear the nose of black- heads am tho rest Of the face, but Sreater care whould be taken to uso the brush datly with soap and water, The - companying you oxide of gino, 7 srams: — vaseline, % grams. Apply to spot. Leave on ‘ion all night (If tt does not frritate). Re- move with hot water and a bland soap. tt! A Good Hair Tonio, NwTry this tonto for your mir R. ani rub it well into the sealp every night. It goes without paying that heal must be kept thor- oughly clean to ensure growth and 4 dramas; giycerine, 2 drums; tincture of nux vomica, 24-2 dracna; tincture of —*|cantharides, 2 drama; rose water, 6 q Aram, Use every night, robbing tt well Fvented October 25, I T wae a case of "Alloe, where are thout’ #9 far as atory went jn the ‘Wonderiand” at the Majestio Thea- tre last night. Mr. Glen MacDonough fost himself in his own mazes before he wot very far, but Mr, Viocor Herbert did not fall to come to the rescue with pret- harms Sam Chip and Eva Davenport as Dr, Fox and Phyille. ty music, and Mr, Julian Mitchell's color schemes blinded those amusement- joving children known ag firet-nighters to defects which might otherwise have soomed glaring. Unitke “The Wisand of On” and ‘Babes in Toyland,” this musical fan- tusy is not distinctive, vet te plotorial richness and tuneful charm promise to bring the house on the Circle Into tte own again, ‘The first act ta a succession of sonaes, all of thom pretty MwA strikingly orig. inal, while the two succeeding acts dance along on ripples of mugle and Waves of color, “Dhe Nature a the theme of one ditty, and the whole chorus, which t# as handsome as tis over-changingg ostume, may properly ‘be grouped under the same heading. An almost human horse ts the able bodied and dowbie-bodied hit of (he show, Tt te the first horce of its kind that has over managed to throw a rider, It Jaughed at its own playfulness, then took @ well-oarned rest by going to sleep in a corner, James Harris and William Colan, who ¢onstituted thie remarkable specimen, took & “oall” in character, like the true artiets they were. ‘The extraordinary beast was a horse on the rest of the company in the matter of honors, Mr, Sam Chip, who is a near-dwarf, seemed to imagine himself the star of the cast, His song, “Me, \g The Fort Is Beautiful and Tuneful, Myself and 1," wae a fitting of his attitude goward tue p An Dr, Fax, @ mender of broken he was more obvious than funny, Miss Eva Davenport there her avolrdupols. At a a hordes she suggested need warehouse, and ax & hes tia the changing of the som tice into a derrick, Bit at she herself, Bho to be @ bad imitation Dressler, @he waa “Phe Yankee Consul’? without foe. to herself, ‘ ve Miss Almoe Angeles came out franity ou an tmitator for the fret tne, aitting off Edna May, Hattie Williams and George M, Cohan with eveprising olever- ness, She sang "Friends That Are Good ‘and Truc” as badly as Mise At her woret-—which is one of ing that this imitation waa Miss Angeles also danced as only ean dance, but sho gave merely @ ple of what he can do with Mer y feot. Beautiful Bessie Wynn was again the Prince Charming of ths pi stunning as to costumes and better voice than ever, It would be well The Wonderland Horse, her, however, to give lems attention to posing and more to her, lines Mise Lott. Faust mercifully spared the boxes anot.er "Sammy" Long and served hum. Ohildren of the Homeless Rich," only new eoquiaition is an * accent, which goes to show that are not the only things to be picked up in this world, Charles Barry and George McKay worked hard to be comical as pair of By eee Tt isto Me, Mioh sit . Harbors that minuet ‘and bs hy or thet ee oe se ir th They make ‘onder une Teller \¢ By T. O. McGill, OOKBE, the -Ailent ‘Woman, eat on ‘hor chair of whells when I called last might yellow light of the candle fame filled the room SASS } Tho) they louder, je,"" cloner and loser. int “thant with @ myatio| dest, All the time you glow. tten things and ® Pat fo ag vant mat t coin In the goblin cup and seated my- inl, coenat the. attention “ot self while she blew smoke into the hol- low gourd and covered It with a rem- nant of a mummy's shroud, “Tt {a to yourself tho wish return?’ whe said. as she lifted the corner of the cloth and peered into the opaque heart of the gourd, where the smoke- wreaths made fantastic forms, “It is to myself,” I said, "The spirit of mirth dances, but to | her the front, and his laughter ‘# cynical and queer,” she mused, ae she held her hands by the opening of the gourd that no vagrant alr might change the forms, "Tl see a ead and worrying figure, and anxther, and yet another, They cime in numbers, looking toward you, and the spirit of mitth laughs louder and sai ae ol ry vO a ery and sal : Where ‘ao. they come an fre gourd? Bo many, many “Is there no end to them?” TI orted. oaempd “ Hi inhiwonder m akoud ning!) forget me; "Tt seems endless, I seem vista stretching ‘out Into oi mien etill they come and you C tome darohment tn thelr bande oan it wall bet" oe marron, ingly, am the emoke out gourd. “T wanted to find out if I ever would out of debt, bat I je to be always fag toad ce’ slaagered out of dhe had MAY MANGON'S DAILY FASHIONS, 41D , tastedut broaktas Jacket ta ong ly # n bly as @ teacher at "The Asylum for the — ore ane Hl] Health of the hair, Aromatio wnegsr, | Hew to Obtain ‘These ne Mato tha wealp with © amallaponym | Patiorn Call or vend by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANy TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 21 West Twenty-third etreet, York. Send ten cents In coin acoager hi Poem rr) a Tr, Write name