The evening world. Newspaper, October 23, 1905, Page 11

) i ‘By Aa ia McCardell. It Isn't Often She Says a Word, but Patience Ceases to Be 4 Virtue! 667 NEVER saw a chitd—woil, he tin't much more than a | child, “Mr. Nagg—#o fond of animals as brother ‘Willie ii “He doesn’ seem to care to reid @ thing but about clippings he carries around with bim, with a’ the records of the horses, and whnt races they have run and what jock- eys rode them! It is positively refreshing! "Ele was always that way, When he was a baby he'd be after eats and dogs all the time, Of course, he didn't imag- Ine the them, but It showed he was fond of animals, “Doh't look go sour, Mr, Naggl. A horse is a noble an- imal, and. brother’ Willle goes out to Jamaioa every day Just ‘to see. them, and often he has no money and ‘thas to walk back home, which is a #hame, but you don't seem to oare! } *“T suppose you are going to say something more about missing money out of Your clothes? What else can you expect, the carcless way all you men carry your money stuck down in your pocket with, your Keys and knife? Then wien the money Js lost you hint that it was taken out of your pocket at night. “Your cruel insinyations have brother Willie #0 worked up that ‘he ts Almost @ Hervous wreck and walks in bis sleep. “Yes, he does. Why, he walked Into our room last night and fumbled around, and at fret I thought It some’ ono stealing, until he passed the door and the gas from the hall lit up his boyish features and I saw it was brother Willie! Hie eyes were wide open, but he was fast asleep, because when I spoke to him this morning he didn't remember a thing ebout it, afd in his boyish way he sald, ‘Forget it, you are off your dip!’ “And here, when Iam 4) worked up about my dear brother being’ a som- nambulist, you tell me some one has taken $# out of your pocket! “No, Mr. Nags, there Is'no one fn this hovse would touch @ penmy that did not belong to thom, I suppose you wil be accusing me next and have ma sent to the gallows for life for robbing you. . “Oh, Very well! Do #0, Mr. Nags, but if you think I would take @ cent from you, you are very much mistaken. Besides, I did not know you Gad any money, Qt last, that you didn't have that much money, for every time 1 woked there would only be a five-dollar bill or ao, “T always, intended to tell you about it and give it to you back, but if you Wore worried like I am about a hundred things « minute you wouldn't have any more memory than T have, “‘O%, yea; I know you bay you don't accuse anybody, but I think it Is a shame that you should look so suspicious when I speak of Brother Willle, and him only a hoy of twenty-four! “You don't appreciate him, but I tell you that there are very few young men Of euch a noble disposition and so fond of horses. ‘ “When I told him this morning you might let him have some money, he aald it didn't matter now and hurried away, Bo you see how noble and independent he Is, He looked #0 happy, too! h, Mr. Nagg, never fet him know you think you Jost money tn this house; the suspicion that he was suspected would break his proud apirit! “Anyway, Mr. Nogg, Ido not see why you can’t Catry your money In your stocking, where {t would be eafe, but I suppose you think It would look as if you were too Careful wheh you go treating your friends and Qed to reach down to your stocking for your money! “Why do you groan Mr. Nagg? Why do you groan?” \ The Up-To-Date Jonah Man. By Albert Payson Terhune, Yonas Terie, a flat-houre owner, $hsee doould bs. tno. children In’ sack: fame | Ut With price of living se low, iy. --News Item, | And flats that are leased for a song, BOY is gnawing his nails | Oh, Who can refuse to boost the views Binee they tok him of Hering's | Of the Jonah Man along? plan, | Thouzh it's Borape! ‘Though be cries to enthume at the mul | pet getting higi 71k tll al tiple views 19, Rr deseeliad Joke to go dead broke ‘Of this up-torlate Jonah Man, | Just to win @ Rooseveltian cheer! Anti-race suloide Is beaten by many a milo, Hering’s an owner of flato, Aged children galore, up to half a acore, | Teddy is living rent free; ‘ fn future will be the style. WE rier Wom san a sat ‘Twill be—Kids, Kids, KIDS!—ten to the Butwith “ohiidron Ane thes td As lowed," familce, i And off of the map with the pik Anda coal tts, fa, gs bills to pay, hap sll social f1) & merry off ctneh to hustle ‘and ‘Who only has two or threet To Keep the grim wolt-pack away. Ten little pairs of shoes, Ten! Bleven! Twelvel-No ‘Ton Uttle outtite of vlo'es, In at ‘at ten! Pon ittle plates, ten little dates You can surely raise TWENTY in comfort and é For griting wp birthday shows! B on OD and be Jonehy iten . WHAT PEOPLE WILE SAY. By Nixola Grecley-Smit h. E other day I was reading @ manifesto of the Bociai- Jet party In which the claim was made that no work- man could be free who did not own the means of pro- duction and that the greater number of mankind are slaves of machinery and therefore of the capitalists who own it, ‘This 16 of course the basic argument ef Socialism, And the remedy propowed is in joint ownership of machinery, But there ls another kind of machinery that nobody and therefore everybody owns to Which laboror and capitaliat alike bend the knee and to*which nearly all women are hopelessly enslaved, I refer to the machinery of -conven- tion, the tyranny of “what pegple will say.” living that are embodied by our laws and enforced by pub- we may break or observe without harming or benefiting any ec. Theghtinband of one of my friends died suddenly the - other day, teaving jess than 1200 after the funeral expenses were pald, and she consulted to the advisability of wearing mourning. ce ‘ve bad a dew things dyed,” she eid, “but I really doy’t think I can aftord ‘buy crepe." Ot course T told her not to do anything so foollsh, but within @ few days she \@ame back weighted down with widow's weeds. "I Just had to do it,” abe said, sighing, “though {t took nearly all wy money. T was 00 afraid of what those old catw next door would say.” » ‘West this summer a newly divorced young woman would not go to dine tn & hotel near her home with @ man that she seemed to destine for her next hum 4 jo so «By T.0. McGill lo @ @ Choy Go Down Totun Determined to See the Mayor 2 2 @ horses, and If you ould only @ee all the Sig nowspaper | O This Rot mean the great first princtples of judictoug | lle opinion, but the hundreds of little meaningless rules that | @ university fellowship, Moat of the opportunities for interest- ing scientific work are probably to be found In the Agricultural Department. Among the highly esteemed wombn selentists, says the Philadelphia North American, from which the accompany- ing plotures are reproduced, In the Agri+ cultural Department (@ Mtv. Flora Wam- baugh Patterson, mycologist in the Bur’ reau of Plant Industry, Then there is Mis Mary C, Gannett, who comes of a well-known sclen tfo Tally, Bhe dtudied at Radcliffe and at HINGS FOR BEAVTY-/SEEKERS, \ By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. the Bench: Bichloride ot Leland Stanford University, algo taken summer courses at the Yale Bchool of Forestry and in the Rocky 1 Her work (8 in connection with the herbarium dn the Burgau of BW young women of superior \@bility realize the many oppor. turdties of employment which the Miss Carrie Harrison, of Wellesley and 0, ie also bmployed in artment, bea u en ‘ ‘4 magento hal, in 190%, ft may well be pe Evelyn jy edo aftor taking her, 7 for a 4g the*Cornell Museum, aswated you ‘ep to. The one |t uve you hore for | 1, children and ignorant persons, For the Eyebrows. BHereare tie (ormulas you i¢ (# the first woman to hold a posl- tion tp the faculty. of the Geor eis My Univeralty, pee in ton 0 . uit dnd delicate wo Saua inst toa. Bhe has alvo con- Olntmens for Beant Eyebrows tributed largely to@ nature study maga- nces; tnoture of 1; oll of lavender, si tindtare of | ped y, vanvharidés, 1-8 ow Ee | RTM, Aly tt nily stimulaied. Then rT Thin Spots in Blankets. HE thin places of woollen blankets should be darned with wool of the same color; turning: thé two !] colvemes to the middie Jengt f existence undoubl y 41-4 yards 4, can drama? A note from Mise transforming the great | HO says there {8 mo real Ameri+' tons of woenery W Marbury—a triumphant note! ‘ber Ooed In the seen orings the glad intelligence that ‘The the Hippodro.ae’s anaster wal Climbers” and “The Girl with the mates. would extend, Jreen Byen" are to be added to the ourrkoulum of Yale, be question aa to the great American Dovel, but Yale has thus settled, finally! i was eyt into lengthe and and academically, any questioning aa to the great Amorloan dramatist, The mantle of Mollere, let us say-just for the lack of something better to say— has fallen on the padded shoulders of) end, 08 tar as Onsinteg, No Wai Ika forts fifty tone of elephants ih and 20,000 sorews were It Is all of the Snewt grade pine procurable, and owas, ‘milled in Mighigan for Dundy, Sixty ales of linen are employed in t Mr. Clyde Fiteh; and now let the callow! scene, Bach contains in of our United States strive to intenpret dis meaning, Imagine the solemn professor quizsing thus: Where was the weak husband in ‘The Climbers’ when the lights went out? And listen for the ribald answor: Tn financial straite, And then, for {i What e the Al r this crucial ce] . “School fe out!" . * . HIB tterest of Yale in the con- temporary dinge emphasises the fuct that the Blue te coming in for more than @ fair share of attention from the American plagwrigit these days, Talk about church and stage! —how about colleye and stage? Only it ts to be doutked whether the colleges or thely,stutents are flattered by see- divers American drumatiots see them, A Yale oub, if I remember rightly, commits bigamy in “The Girl with the Green Byes.” In “On the Quiek'’ another leads an ex- istonce quite impossible outside of farce . In “Strongheant” the Co- of uhen as snabs, while one Is 0 bs ing themacives as um! foothall seort the College cale: out _n) f, from ningham" to ate pave wad thelr siily may or done sii pong and danse, George Ade Alone, white frankly burlesquing and lau: ing at colleges and their students, conse uence t from thé ridic Teland” has seems dil the youn) are on to all, friend, i Anthony . ‘ GHE HOV/SEKEEPERS? EXCHANGE, Sour Milk Johnny Cake. NB eg@ of not, a8 you lke, one- half cup whtte flour, One-half cup Indian meal, one-Balf cup sour milk, one-half cup sugar or less If sweet enough, one-half teaspoon sal- eratus, Bake in oven, not too hot, as it 1a easy. to burn, To Make Grape Wine, §,-You. qannot make a” supctsatal wine okly as you desire, for o et po: have time to fer. mont It is not wine at all; the grapes and strain them through 4 cloth; put the sking In a cask, after squeezing thom with barely enough water to cover them; sttain the fuloe thus obtained into the pulp: first left after miwhing, and add thrée pounds of sugar to one gnilon of the mixture; let Noe al i Girl th "en “Green ir ie dogs it téach Cook We refuse to answer, test o ton: hell You fe hat Ade would say with| @lmost beyond belief, It le Kind ot Browning but with & Yugi up sleeve: “How sad and bad and mad it was—but, oh, how It was sweet!” * O pasa ftom the Hving to the dead, lime, Kindly ni playwright who has been dead these three hundred yecrs Shakespeare is very much alive on the local stage just now, Ponieht will #ee Joho a Herions, ebert.B. Manel! end Greet all ding bs 9 nor on thi stages, her a blow to Sh has only one play moing, oe Y the way, didn't Mr, Arnold Dal; announce & few weeks ago that “Mrs. Warren's Professton" would be for only the @lect and grown-up? Don't find anything of that sort t his. “ads”" Now that “John Bull's Other vd mark gave Norway, whlolt wii hadraled HE second scene of “The Romance of a findoo Princess," In which the elephants plunge, at the Hip- poirome, brings to mind ing figures of work performed during the fifteen minutes required tb set the stage, One hundred and ten carpenters are employed and sixty-eight clearere work in view of the audience, while fifty bustle about back of the curtain, ‘They handle more than one thousatd ing 66 conte be ped tron Ireland, The j tae Mist avene is the canvas ever towed. squere feet and J The ohggest, and el dividual scenery hand! are! is 180 feet wide. tons, and sixty-five men are requ set it in position, eh i @. 20 9 4 R, HALL, CAINE, looking Pod present at lavt might Bouse - concert at the Ly i< Whole lot of gaol s it ‘ARLES DARNTON, A Money Mender. OT a little of the paper money re IN cre to the ‘Treasury for te demption has been partly de stroyed In one way or ancvnel by puppy dogs, torn to bite by mio® laundered In nightshirt pockets, in stoves or What not. Such when particularly bad, ate referred Mrs. Brown, who tf a nitacle iy in this ling, says the Philadelphia Press Bho will take a few fragments (unred- cognizable to the ordinary eye as rep. resenting money), which have been re covered from & mouse newt, perhaps, and plece them together in stich fashion as to identity them as parte of bills of agcertained denominations, which thereupon are replaced by nefund 10 the owner, But her strong point is burned money, and the wonders rhe sometimes accome plishes In extracting value from a few pinches of ashes antl charted paper are + work that Is not always agreeable, hows ever. A wad" of notes from a drowned man's pocket or recovered from the stomach of a too greedy goat is far from pleasant to handle, ——— ee For a Free Land. HB reason the Norwegians won't have King Oscar any longer is because they are a people fond of freedom Ike the Americans, In the days when the great Napoleon was up> reiting the map of Kurope, ittle Deri- for 400 years, to Sweden, without asking the Norwegians if they liked to be given away, The Norsemen were angry and went to war, but Bweden conquered thom. Even aft, though they are practically very free, King Oscar having iittle real power, the Norwegians have wanted to tule themaéives, #ays the Philadelphia North Amérioan, This year they thought @ wood time to try It ‘as Rusela, whom they fear, Is busy in | Japan, Moreover, King Oscar ls now'® i vory old man, and the peaple of Nor way Aisitke the Crown Prince Gustavus very much, and do not want him for King. Read up about theme two coun (rfes, boys and girlé, ‘The wonderful talos of the Vikingw will dhéw You how the Norwegians inherited thélt love of) é wit te ict the bing for three to seven days to ferment, Skim oft what Pises I scum every morning, Put the Juleé In @ caste and feaye open for twenty-four hours. Then tasten the bung tight to exclude the air putting clay over tt and let tt remain about five\ months when you Ha draw it off and bottle for use, indy Pudding. OMETIMIS you fiwid yourself with some dry cake on hand of antl idadas, If you will crumb then wp, keeping the dark and light separate, by makifig a soft cornstarch pudding of a little mile and one egg with sumer, and flavor Sy putting « layer Of the dark, crumbs in the bottom’ af gish, thon eome of the cornstarch cream, then wome Hght crumbs, then alternmp until all ‘K used, you wil) find, you have got {t stand in @ barrel with @ ye ove jee pudding for little expense, a MAY MANGON’/.DA ILY FASHIONS. 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